#flirt`n`tease - 2019-02-18 - AustNet Archive Project

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09:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
09:00 <*buffextras> incognito.or.us.austnet.org set mode: +o ChanOP
14:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as Bonny1
14:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as lx1
54:00 <Bonny> why are you backing away? I don't bite
54:00 <Devil45> its a lame action 
54:00 <Devil45> howdy'
55:00 <Devil45> :)
55:00 <Bonny> hello
55:00 <Devil45> like trout slaps
55:00 <Bonny> ahhh
55:00 <Devil45> spoken to them - so right now on mobile.
55:00 <Bonny> I have fibre to the node
55:00 <Devil45> so will i
55:00 <Devil45> but it isnt connected yet
55:00 <Bonny> it's really good
55:00 <Devil45> still got asdl
56:00 <Devil45> adsl*
56:00 <Bonny> k
56:00 <Devil45> ive already arranged the switch
56:00 <Devil45> set up the account and modem
56:00 <Bonny> cool
56:00 <Devil45> but the connection hasnt happened
56:00 <Devil45> dont use gateway max modems - the VAC799
56:00 <Devil45> those reboot a lot
57:00 <Bonny> mine isn't nbm
57:00 <Bonny> nbn*
57:00 <Devil45> use their new smart modem or buy a custom model
57:00 <Devil45> im told the thomson gateway TG782T will work with nbn but be a bit slow
57:00 <Devil45> that model doesnt reboot
58:00 <Bonny> ok
58:00 <Devil45> they arent charging me for the smart modem this time
58:00 <Devil45> i hope
58:00 <Bonny> they'll sneak it in somehow
58:00 <Devil45> told em if i need a replacement ill pay for that
58:00 <Devil45> yea
58:00 <Devil45> like when they charged 200 bucks to repair the outside line in 2016
58:00 <Devil45> then less than 14 days later - a 3+ week outage
59:00 <Bonny> it's totally crap
59:00 <Devil45> since had that charge overturned
59:00 <Devil45> and january 2017 i couldnt be a mod on a community forum due to no stable net
59:00 <Devil45> it was their fault
59:00 <Devil45> hopefully the nbn itself is ok
00:00 <Devil45> :D
01:00 <Bonny> once you get nbn you're stuck with it no matter what
01:00 <Bonny> can't go back to adsl
10:00 <Devil45> i wouldnt have spent an hour on the phone to them if i was considering changing back
10:00 <Devil45> besides why not give it a try as mum used to say
10:00 <Devil45> though she phrased it as 'be a try-sexual - try something new once'
14:00 <Bonny> I know you wouldn't but what they're doing is get everyone on nbn and no more adsl to go back to if you're not happy with the nbn
14:00 <Bonny> they're closing down adsl
16:00 <Devil45> yup
16:00 <Devil45> i can live with that
16:00 <Bonny> I think it's dumb.. 
16:00 <Bonny> we're losing our choices
16:00 <Devil45> should be a choice yes
17:00 <Bonny> the nanny state
17:00 <Devil45> and now hardly any banks
17:00 <Devil45> its all online now
17:00 <Bonny> yup
17:00 <Devil45> no cheques
17:00 <Bonny> that doesn't bother me.. I do all my banking and bill payments online
17:00 <Devil45> if i need a new debit card i have to call them and request it via the mail
17:00 <Devil45> but other than that no prob
17:00 <Bonny> which bank are you wiht?
17:00 <Bonny> with*
17:00 <Devil45> wanksa
18:00 <Devil45> er banksa
18:00 <Bonny> with westpac you can order a new card online
18:00 <Devil45> i can do that with banksa
18:00 <Bonny> cool
18:00 <Devil45> new cards have a chip
18:00 <Bonny> yup
18:00 <Devil45> but some eftpos terminals wont read it
18:00 <Bonny> I never had that problem
18:00 <Devil45> sooo the card has to be swiped
19:00 <Devil45> radio rentals has commonwealth bank eftpos in store - it never reads card chips
19:00 <Devil45> told em to get rid of it - i dont like the touch screen keypad
19:00 <Devil45> because if i press too firmly it will enter more than one digit
20:00 <Bonny> I don't have that problem with my customers at work
20:00 <Bonny> we bank with westpac and haven't had any issues with our eftpos machine
21:00 <Devil45> their old terminal worked
21:00 <Devil45> but they replaced it with a wireless touch pad model
21:00 <Devil45> its horrid
21:00 <Bonny> ok
21:00 <Devil45> trick is to carefully press each digit one by one and then hit enter
21:00 <Devil45> with touch pads
22:00 <Bonny> I hardly use card to pay.. I always pay by cash
22:00 <Devil45> when i go to the shop and buy something - i use a card. and so do a lot ofpeople no one pays cash where i go
23:00 <Devil45> even if its just someone buying a tin of cat food and some bananas
23:00 <Bonny> that's dumb
23:00 <Devil45> yea its a bit silly
23:00 <Devil45> if the price is above 20 bucks a card might make sense
23:00 <Bonny> I don't like using card cos I budget everything and I find it easier using cash so that I don't go over budget
24:00 <Devil45> i only use the card for shopping and stuff - otherwise if its a burger and chips lunch
24:00 <Devil45> i pay cash :D
24:00 <Bonny> cool
24:00 <Devil45> but i make sure i cover all bills first
24:00 <Devil45> once they are paid - whatever is left is mine
25:00 <Devil45> missus is the same - she never overspends
25:00 <Bonny> cool
25:00 <Devil45> cant tell some folks that
25:00 <Bonny> nup
25:00 <Bonny> not that I care
25:00 <Devil45> because
25:00 <Devil45> 65 bucks a pack is a bit expensive
26:00 <Bonny> best way to quit is don't have a ciggie around at all
26:00 <Devil45> after 30+ years thats not easy for me
26:00 <Bonny> I quit nearly 6 years ago
26:00 <Bonny> I started smoking when I was 14..
26:00 <Devil45> so did i
26:00 <Devil45> it was considered cool back then
26:00 <Bonny> yup
26:00 <Devil45> sneaking a ciggie in the toilets at lunchtime
27:00 <Bonny> disabled toilets so that no one would smell  it
27:00 <Devil45> teacher on duty would go in there after we had left and find butts in the bowl
27:00 <Devil45> there were no disabled loos at the school i went to
27:00 <Bonny> true
28:00 <Devil45> one boy tried smoking in the girls toilet - he got caught
28:00 <Devil45> and expelled 
29:00 <Bonny> I used these to quit..
29:00 <Bonny> https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/57007/nicabate-minis-quit-smoking-lozenge-4mg-60-pieces
29:00 <Devil45> :)
29:00 <Devil45> i heard about those
29:00 <Bonny> you place them on your tongue
29:00 <Devil45> cheaper than a pack of horizones
29:00 <Bonny> they're not big.. they're only small
29:00 <Bonny> yup
29:00 <Devil45> yep
29:00 <Bonny> it's worth it
29:00 <Devil45> mate of mine did that
30:00 <Devil45> i think he still does
30:00 <Bonny> I'm not saying it will work for you as we're all different..
30:00 <Devil45> he hasnt bought a pack of holiday since
30:00 <Bonny> my dad used to smoke 4 packets of 25 a day and he quit cold turkey
30:00 <Bonny> no idea how he did that.
30:00 <Bonny> it would be torture
30:00 <Devil45> peter jacksons were the cig of choice when i was a teen - along with winfield red and escort
31:00 <Devil45> not those housewife smokes pong brags about
31:00 <Devil45> stradnbroke
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <Devil45> real men dont smoke those
31:00 <Devil45> but yes its a bad habit
31:00 <Bonny> it stinks
31:00 <Devil45> i gave in to peer pressure at the time
31:00 <Devil45> but it was the 80s and i thought why not
31:00 <Bonny> I love it when ppl come up to me and tell me I smell nice
32:00 <Bonny> you can't tell a smoker that as they stink
32:00 <Devil45> smokers usually smell like a dirty ashtray
32:00 <Bonny> yup
32:00 <Devil45> or a rubbish bin
32:00 <Bonny> it's yuk
32:00 <Devil45> and rollies are the worst
33:00 <Bonny> yup
33:00 <Devil45> they stink worse than filters
33:00 <Bonny> most ppl have turned to rollies as it's cheaper than tailors
33:00 <Devil45> last time i lived in a boarding house with other guys - who smoked rollies it was yuck
33:00 <Devil45> like living in a homeless shelter
33:00 <Devil45> mix that with wine
33:00 <Devil45> one guy drank a cask
34:00 <Bonny> yuk
34:00 <Devil45> i moved out a while later because i couldnt handle the landlord
34:00 <Bonny> beer and ciggies are really gross
34:00 <Devil45> he was always hanging around because his wife kicked him out of her house and sent him to us.
34:00 <Devil45> he was ukrainian
34:00 <Devil45> his wife was russian
35:00 <Bonny> k
35:00 <Devil45> but imagine a hard night on the tiles with beer and cigs
35:00 <Devil45> then the landlord
35:00 <Bonny> I hate the smell of beer
35:00 <Devil45> if i went to a pub for a nice evening - the smell of beer would be present
35:00 <Bonny> yup
36:00 <Bonny> yeah it's gross
36:00 <Devil45> i also know how it tastes after a new years eve party too.
36:00 <Devil45> but lets not re live 1987
36:00 <Devil45> i was young and dumb back then ;p
38:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
40:00 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <Bonny> HellFury has runaway
40:00 <Devil45> im still getting bs mail
41:00 <Bonny> spam?
41:00 <Devil45> from internet providers
41:00 <Devil45> TPG
41:00 <Bonny> I wanna enlarge my clit to make it a penis
41:00 <Devil45> internode optus and adam
41:00 <Bonny> I get a lot of penis enlargement emails
41:00 <Devil45> nah just bs stuff advertising prices and 'switch to us today'
41:00 <Bonny> oh ok
41:00 <Bonny> I don't get those
41:00 <Devil45> so one rip and into the bin it goes
42:00 <Bonny> been getting a lot of bitcoins ones too
42:00 <Devil45> the viagra emails
42:00 <Devil45> i used to get thsoe
42:00 <Bonny> yeah same
42:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <Devil45> when i had hotmail
42:00 <Devil45> got em a lot
42:00 <Devil45> 'viagra - enhance the quality of your sex life' crap
43:00 <Devil45> and one email once was titled "cant get it up? we can help!"
43:00 <Devil45> um no. deleted it right away.
43:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <Devil45> missus got one once that read "when was the last time you had great sex" she joked "1953"
44:00 <Devil45> stupid spam mail - and whats worse is now some people are copping spam phone calls
44:00 <Bonny> :)
45:00 <Bonny> yup
45:00 <Devil45> the trick is not to say no, but to call em back and talk gibberish
45:00 <Devil45> they hang up
45:00 <Devil45> someone on youtube did it
45:00 <Bonny> they charge you to talk giberish
45:00 <Devil45> thats the downside
46:00 <Bonny> yup
47:00 <Devil45> thankgod for do not call register
47:00 <Devil45> it helps
47:00 <Devil45> it weeds unsolicited calls
47:00 <Bonny> yeah I know
47:00 <Devil45> wish there was one for emails too
47:00 <Devil45> 'do not mail'
48:00 <Devil45> then you wouldnt get viagra emails
48:00 <Devil45> and other spam like bargains which relate to but are not listed on ebay
48:00 <Devil45> had one seller try to do business with me outside ebay once - i reported him
51:00 <Bonny> yeah you did the right thing
53:00 <Devil45> i wasnt here yesterday - i bet that made everyone happy
54:00 <Bonny> no offence I didn't noticed but then I had a busy day yesterday
55:00 <Devil45> ah
55:00 <Devil45> none taken
15:00 <lx> Devil45:1 There's only one problem with your face, I can see it. (...and Bonny said so!)
22:00 <Devil45> it would be funny if it was about breaker trump pong or b1rd
34:00 <Devil45> i see
34:00 <Devil45> must be a new thing
35:00 <Devil45> right now there are no losers in melb
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