#flirt`n`tease - 2017-08-19 - AustNet Archive Project

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02:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
06:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h9m4s]
12:00 <Devil45> mmmm
12:00 <Devil45> nice1 is banned in here?
12:00 <HellFury> i think so
13:00 <Lwaxana> seems so
13:00 <Devil45> topic change?
13:00 <HellFury> mens way of thinking when it comes to changing batteries
13:00 <Devil45> shi i shoudl ask better than that
13:00 <HellFury> lets take jackies shitty plastic clock and put in the fucken stupid fraction clock
13:00 <HellFury> the one that confuses Jackie
14:00 <Devil45> speaking of time
14:00 <Devil45> got a watch with a faulty movement
14:00 <HellFury> like ok their both good at maths
14:00 <Devil45> every time the second hand gets to the left side of the face it sticks
14:00 <HellFury> but me im a fucking idiot
14:00 <HellFury> so instead of findng a long lasting battery
15:00 <HellFury> they take down the shitty plastic clock and put up the fraction one
15:00 <HellFury> i let it slide this morning
15:00 <HellFury> but said find a battery and put it in
15:00 <HellFury> i just got up and my shitty plastic clock is in the bin and the expensive fraction clock is still up
15:00 <HellFury> so i took the expensive one down and put it in the bin
16:00 <HellFury> and put a new battery in the plastic shitty one
16:00 <HellFury> the words plastic shitty clock comes from the high IQ idiot who lives here
16:00 <Devil45> wtf
16:00 <HellFury> ok so i cant read his fucken stupid fraction clock
16:00 <HellFury> they know i failed maths
17:00 <Devil45> why have a fraction clock at all?
17:00 <Devil45> thats like having a bird clock that chirps every hour
17:00 <Devil45> fuckiing thing gets so annoying want to throw it out a window
18:00 <HellFury> i prefer the clocks with the actual numbers on face not a stupid fraction clock which you have to work out what the fuck the time is
18:00 <Devil45> i dont mind a clock with marks
18:00 <Devil45> as long as there are 12 
18:00 <Devil45> on a face with hands
18:00 <HellFury> lyrica confuses me easily
18:00 <Devil45> 12 main marks with 48 small marks for minutes
18:00 <Devil45> but numbers help
19:00 <HellFury> and when im not mathematically inclined or have no idea about fractions
19:00 <Devil45> what about a 24 hour LED clock rosh?
19:00 <Devil45> no fractions and easy to see
19:00 <HellFury> like i say
19:00 <HellFury> the mathematically minded high IQ idiot who lives with us gets pissed off if we don't think like him
19:00 <Devil45> when checking the time of day you dont need fractions
20:00 <HellFury> john does
20:00 <Devil45> not talking about half hour or half past this
20:00 <HellFury> thats why he puts his clock up when he thinks i don't see it
20:00 <HellFury> :P
20:00 <Devil45> theres a way to fix that
20:00 <HellFury> his clock is getting close to being smashed
20:00 <Devil45> super glue on the knob at the back of it
20:00 <HellFury> if it goes up again
20:00 <Devil45> stops the movement
20:00 <HellFury> i did
20:00 <Devil45> as the knob rotates when the hands moves
20:00 <HellFury> and it was removed and a new thumb tack put in
21:00 <HellFury> as i say
21:00 <HellFury> i live with a genius
21:00 <Devil45> try a bucket of water
21:00 <Devil45> put the clock in while its running - it will fail soon
21:00 <HellFury> he finds ways around removing this shitty plastic basic clock
21:00 <Devil45> or tell him to put it in his room
22:00 <HellFury> i will go get another one tomorrow
22:00 <Devil45> i know wall clocks with hands and big numbers look coo,
22:00 <Devil45> but why not just go with simple
22:00 <HellFury> i saw one at stacks today i liked
22:00 <HellFury> simple but looks good
22:00 <Devil45> yup
22:00 <HellFury> and it has something that will confuse the fuckwit
22:00 <Devil45> i got an equity wall clock ive had since mid 2000
23:00 <Devil45> its just a basic white one
23:00 <Devil45> like some classrooms use
23:00 <HellFury> yah i got had one of those but it was thrown out
23:00 <Devil45> still works after 17 years
23:00 <HellFury> so i got another plain white one
23:00 <Devil45> bought new
23:00 <Devil45> from big w
24:00 <Devil45> they got a nice one with roman numerals
25:00 <HellFury> yeh
27:00 <Devil45> gold edge
27:00 <Devil45> i think the front has glass
29:00 <Devil45> ill get it monday
32:00 <HellFury> miley posted up a pic of herself on her fb page
33:00 <HellFury> some pervert underneath says holy shit cameltoe bring it at me
35:00 <Devil45> sickos
35:00 <HellFury> yup
36:00 <HellFury> i was gonna comment but its gone now
36:00 <HellFury> the comment
36:00 <Devil45> maybe he got reported
36:00 <Devil45> always mods removing posts
36:00 <HellFury> or she did
36:00 <HellFury> not sure
36:00 <Devil45> she could have
37:00 <Devil45> if its her page
37:00 <HellFury> personal page yeh
37:00 <Devil45> i believe on some sites if you post a thread topic you can edit it
37:00 <Devil45> along with profiles
38:00 <HellFury> yeh
38:00 <HellFury> i know she does her own postings
40:00 <Devil45> node is stirring student up in cz
40:00 <Devil45> but unlike trump or kissassjams hes not trolling
41:00 <Devil45> im watching - all good
42:00 <HellFury> kissass is i think elsewhere
43:00 <HellFury> not sure who Korma is
43:00 <HellFury> weird person
43:00 <HellFury> cat keeps teasing the neighbors dog
45:00 <HellFury> she's used to Newmee who didn't bark but now he is a barker
45:00 <HellFury> already told Sara of
45:00 <HellFury> f
45:00 <Devil45> clingy cat
45:00 <Devil45> i chased a big fat white cat away earlier
46:00 <HellFury> Korma is [email protected] * realname
46:00 <HellFury> Korma on #melbourne #nerdhacks
46:00 <HellFury> but if it was b1rd it would be in syd too
47:00 <Devil45> if it was b1rd he would be zlined by now
47:00 <Devil45> he cops more bans than anyone else
48:00 <HellFury> true
48:00 <Devil45> if he was distributing cp hed be in jail right now
48:00 <Devil45> all he has to do is send one pic to the wrong person and boom - hes gone
59:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAcxMn3Gv4o <- the stupidest judge judy case ever?
02:00 <Devil45> and hurting men online
02:00 <Devil45> someone on the forum posted a pic of a cool birthday cake earlier
02:00 <Devil45> https://boltimg.com/images/mzClF.jpg <- nice :o)
03:00 <Devil45> if she makes it past 40 shes going to be lonely
04:00 <HellFury> true
04:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
04:00 <Devil45> but then i got 2 more years to 50
04:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
04:00 <^bozojim> hello Devil45 
04:00 <Devil45> the cool jim is here
04:00 <^bozojim> How are you Devil45?
05:00 <Devil45> i could be better
05:00 <^bozojim> :(
05:00 <Devil45> but not sick
05:00 <Devil45> just a bit down
05:00 <Devil45> had a scare this week
05:00 <^bozojim> we had snow down to 250m this morning
05:00 <^bozojim> oh no
05:00 <Devil45> not cool to wake up gasping for air like total recall
05:00 <Kezzie> saw  it on fb jim re the snow
05:00 <^bozojim> no it is not
05:00 <Devil45> and it takes a minute to exhale again
06:00 <Devil45> not sure what happened but if missus hadnt been there i may not have made it
06:00 <^bozojim> that is terrible
06:00 <Kezzie> ouch
06:00 <Devil45> i think it was just stress
06:00 <Devil45> you saw total recall where ronny cox is on mars outside and gasping
07:00 <Devil45> missus reckons it might have been a mild attack
07:00 <Devil45> respiratory attack where breathing becomes de-regulated for a minute or so
09:00 <HellFury> yum
09:00 <Devil45> thats a rolling stones cake
09:00 <Devil45> since my username on that site is based on one of their songs
09:00 <Devil45> the forum site*
10:00 <Devil45> i put it down to stress and old age ;p
12:00 <HellFury> same
12:00 <HellFury> i was bored
13:00 <^bozojim> possible ti cna do that
13:00 <Kezzie> ahhahaahaha
13:00 <Devil45> what no bday mention?
13:00 <Kezzie> sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
13:00 <Devil45> thanks for remembering ;p
13:00 <Devil45> nah tis ok - its just a day :)
14:00 <Devil45> actually lots of people remembered this year
14:00 <Devil45> funny how soon as they find out im hitting close to 50 they suddenly message
14:00 <Kezzie> hahahahaha
14:00 <HellFury> lol
14:00 <Kezzie> lol
15:00 <Devil45> you dont want to find out
15:00 <Kezzie> well whats the bad one than lol
15:00 <Kezzie> rofl HellFury
15:00 <Devil45> how many bad ones does b1rd get a week?
15:00 <Jules> `topic no idea for topic ask Kezzie'they are both good for a cracker!!!!
16:00 <Kezzie> i run out of the z-lines b1rd has got
16:00 <HellFury> haha
16:00 <Devil45> thats because b1rd gets so many
16:00 <Devil45> he is loved by all ircops
16:00 <Devil45> not!
16:00 <Jules> damn fucken identifying mess!!!
16:00 <Devil45> no way
16:00 <Devil45> we dont want trolls taking that literally rosh
16:00 <Kezzie> he think he can join and i dont know its him my nicks name tracker tells me all the nicks he has used lol
16:00 <Jules> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <Jules> my bottom is sore enough from surgery thanks!!
17:00 <Devil45> ah yes i heard about that (a bit from kez of course)
17:00 <Devil45> in here
17:00 <Kezzie> lolllllllllllllll
17:00 <Kezzie> hahhaahhaa
17:00 <Kezzie> woohooo
17:00 <Devil45> havent seen tozza lately
18:00 <Kezzie> he was on fb today i think
18:00 <Devil45> so thats what tom petty was singing about 'free balling'
18:00 <HellFury> hes probably is tozzing
18:00 <Devil45> i know its meant to be free falling
18:00 <Devil45> but being me i call it free balling
18:00 <Devil45> and his other hit 'i wont fall down'
19:00 <Kezzie> 3 ***ChanServ sets mode: +n Jules is nude - please do not be alarmed - just act normal - please do not throw money.
19:00 <Kezzie> lol
19:00 <Devil45> er
19:00 <HellFury> haha
19:00 <Devil45> i know thats a popup kez but +n usually means no external massages
19:00 <Devil45> er messages
20:00 <Kezzie> opps will not do the popups now Devil45
20:00 <HellFury> lol
20:00 <Devil45> um
20:00 <HellFury> you can
20:00 <Devil45> im 48
20:00 <Devil45> 49 is next year
21:00 <Devil45> i dont wish to be 49 yet
21:00 <Devil45> wait 49 is my iq
21:00 <Devil45> :o)
21:00 <HellFury> haha
22:00 <Devil45> hippo b1rdy?
22:00 <HellFury> at least you dont have an iq of 69
22:00 <Devil45> now that rocks
22:00 <HellFury> yeh i stole that from B1
22:00 <Devil45> nah an iq of 69 is too high for me
22:00 <HellFury> he used to wish people hippo birtday
22:00 <HellFury> birdy even
22:00 <Devil45> actually i did an iq test a while back
23:00 <Devil45> came back with close to 135
23:00 <Devil45> but most times it hovers around 110-120
23:00 <HellFury> yeh
23:00 <Devil45> wifes iq is higher than mine - shes around the 140 mark
24:00 <Devil45> i joked by saying 140? thats old
24:00 <Devil45> she said she was 140
24:00 <HellFury> no clue i hate that chan
24:00 <HellFury> full of trolls
24:00 <Devil45> her face - priceless. shes like no my iq is 140 - oh ok
24:00 <Devil45> ugh twathacks
24:00 <Devil45> its like that other room
24:00 <Devil45> the c-word one
25:00 <Jules> ahhh sooooo thats what it is about ... people pretending too know how too hack into someone's computer??
26:00 <Kezzie> i have never and will never join #nerdhacks
26:00 <Devil45> ive never gone there and wont
27:00 <Kezzie> happy birthday Devil45
27:00 <Devil45> cheers kez
27:00 <Devil45> gawd i cant spell
28:00 <HellFury> i dunno steven owns the chan
28:00 <HellFury> id ask him
28:00 <Devil45> phone rang earlier - as luck would have it - i got tonight off  - but not drinking - cant be fucked up tomorrow evening
28:00 <Devil45> last time i drank on my bday i was sick for 2 days
28:00 <Kezzie> ok
28:00 <Kezzie> what did the wife buy u Devil45 ?
29:00 <Devil45> what do you buy a man who has almost everything?
29:00 <Kezzie> no idea
29:00 <Lwaxana> golf umbrella
29:00 <Jules> a lamborghini aventador??
29:00 <Kezzie> i not having my birthday this year mytwin sisters can have mine as well lol
29:00 <Devil45> lambos are cool cars
29:00 <Devil45> but expensive to maintain
29:00 <Jules> oh hang on the super size 1001 bugatti veyron!!!
30:00 <Devil45> bugatti yes another cool one but expensive too
30:00 <Lwaxana> helicopter flight
30:00 <HellFury> monkey spank pro 2017
30:00 <Devil45> monkey spank pro sounds like a pc sex game rosh
31:00 <Lwaxana> tandem plane jump
31:00 <Jules> well what about a porsche 911 CARERRA ??????
31:00 <HellFury> :D
31:00 <Lwaxana> Devil45 I at least am listing realistic presents
31:00 <Devil45> i see that lwax
31:00 <Kezzie> Jules u can buy your mummy a brand new car for my bd pls
31:00 <Lwaxana> iwatch
32:00 <Devil45> actually she got me a nice bluray HTS and recorder last time
32:00 <Lwaxana> cause my son is one of those people
32:00 <HellFury> walking stick
32:00 <Devil45> no rosh a wheelchair scooter :)
32:00 <Devil45> seeing im old
32:00 <HellFury> haha
32:00 <Lwaxana> take the helicopter flight
32:00 <Kezzie> lol
32:00 <Devil45> so i can run pedestrians over at woolies
32:00 <HellFury> lol
32:00 <Devil45> now thats not a bad idea lwax
32:00 <Devil45> ill pitch that to her later
32:00 <Devil45> hint it
33:00 <Lwaxana> https://www.redballoon.com.au/
33:00 <Devil45> :D
33:00 <HellFury> so am i
33:00 <HellFury> but the idiots in this house don't get it
33:00 <HellFury> so i am forced to actually tell them
33:00 <Devil45> i dont think i need a zimmer frame yet'
33:00 <Lwaxana> https://www.redballoon.com.au/product/flying-experiences/helicopter-flights/helicopter-flight-over-melbourne-front-seat-guarantee
33:00 <Jules> i thought you only had pat and john living with you roshanda????
33:00 <Lwaxana> $185
33:00 <HellFury> i got a wallet for pat
33:00 <HellFury> yep
34:00 <HellFury> but both are bad at hints
34:00 <Devil45> thats a good price
34:00 <HellFury> i have spell it out for them
34:00 <Devil45> not too steep and guaranteed to please
34:00 <Lwaxana> $195 I mean
34:00 <Devil45> i wonder if they allow a cam on board so pics and video can be shot from the air
34:00 <Devil45> small digicam...
34:00 <Kezzie> hubby hs forotten my birthday my christmas pressie the only thing he didnt forget was valentines day he now cant forget my bd as our oldest grandson was born on my bd
35:00 <Devil45> one thing wife and me have in common is the day of the month our birthdays fall on - hers is march 19 mine is today
46:00 <HellFury> why does R keep asking about Jules
46:00 <Kezzie> i not going to answer him he is ofsessed with her i think she hates his guts
47:00 <HellFury> yeh
47:00 <HellFury> ive said nothing about where shes been dunno how he knows about her going to hosp
47:00 <Kezzie> best for me not to reply to him
48:00 <Kezzie> i didnt say anything eather that came as a surprise he asked how she was
48:00 <HellFury> i dunno whether to go nap or stay up
49:00 <Kezzie> i off to watch tv in bed soon might be back later
50:00 <HellFury> yeh
05:00 <^bozojim> hugs HellFury
19:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
21:00 <JedStar> Hey all
27:00 <JedStar> How are you doing today my friend??
31:00 <JedStar> Nice nice
31:00 <JedStar> I'm actually heading off to work soon enough
34:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h14m55s]
35:00 <JedStar> Wb
35:00 <HellFury> ta
36:00 <JedStar> What's happening
37:00 <HellFury> not much
37:00 <HellFury> went to visit a sibling and yeh
37:00 <JedStar> Ok
37:00 <JedStar> Cool
48:00 <^bozojim> i was at quilting today doing the paper piecing and had to be driven home
49:00 <^bozojim> my eye pressure started going haywire and I did not have the medication I needed to stop myself ending up in casulty so I was driven home got it
49:00 <HellFury> :|
49:00 <^bozojim> and while i was doing the work pumping drops into the eye
49:00 <^bozojim> i sort of over pushed the eye
50:00 <HellFury> oh no
50:00 <HellFury> TMJ got me good today
50:00 <^bozojim> using that very little light and dark over the top o what it could handle
50:00 <HellFury> i woke up my left side of face sore
50:00 <^bozojim> I am glad
50:00 <HellFury> at least you got through it
50:00 <^bozojim> yes
50:00 <HellFury> i got to sc
51:00 <^bozojim> and they ragng professor pashen at the clinic and he came down for his lunch with us
51:00 <HellFury> maroochydore and pat goes next place we are going to has a chemist
51:00 <HellFury> at peregrine waters
51:00 <^bozojim> yes
51:00 <HellFury> i ran out of calmative but didn't want to touch the endone
51:00 <HellFury> or that would have fucked me over big time
51:00 <^bozojim> true
51:00 <HellFury> so while he waited for the truck in front of us to get unloaded
52:00 <HellFury> i bolted over the road and got calmative
52:00 <^bozojim> great
52:00 <HellFury> yeh stroke of luck
53:00 <HellFury> but the second i took 2 it knocked me out for the trip down to brendale and then i was ok to do the next 2 drop offs with him
53:00 <^bozojim> ok
53:00 <^bozojim> and dr pashen brought a kit down to do a paracentesis if he had to
54:00 <HellFury> `access -
54:00 <HellFury> hang on snoops
54:00 <HellFury> `adduser Snoopys_GunShip 199
54:00 <HellFury> ok do me a `confirm
54:00 <HellFury> when i changed names on the chan i forgot to readd you lol
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> `confirm Snoopys_Gunship
54:00 <HellFury> fkin lyrica
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
55:00 <HellFury> but i am grateful for it today
55:00 <HellFury> i was so from the second i got up
55:00 <HellFury> 2 days of rattling between tba and sc and then north bris
55:00 <HellFury> in the work truck jaw refused to not hurt
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that
56:00 <HellFury> today was sc and then back to brendale and to factory
56:00 <HellFury> yesterday was the bad one 2 hrs both ways to tba and back
56:00 <HellFury> that stuffed me
56:00 <^bozojim> it would
57:00 <HellFury> that and i had some noob on fb asking me to get on every 2 mins
57:00 <HellFury> i just switched phone off
57:00 <HellFury> lol
57:00 <HellFury> i'm expected to sit on fb all day
58:00 <HellFury> dunno what possesd took but he is talking shit
59:00 <HellFury> nice1 is obsessed with george pell
00:00 <^bozojim> he is
20:00 <^bozojim> hugs HellFury
21:00 <HellFury> huggles jim
21:00 <HellFury> hows u two fairing
24:00 <^bozojim> we are good thanks
25:00 <HellFury> thats good
25:00 <HellFury> cold out tonight
26:00 <^bozojim> it is here too
26:00 <^bozojim> was cold all day
26:00 <HellFury> same aye
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