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16:38 Topic Is:  #   F   A   C   E   B   O   O   K  RULES @ http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=19032289624  - (MashPotato): Aids is worried it may catch bron
16:38 Set By: (Sonia) on: Wed Mar 17 21:07:22 2010
16:39 <dudley> my mother usually prepaires my meals though yes
16:43 <SeZz> hahahahha
16:43 Mode: (by SoniaNotHere) +v damian
16:44 <SeZz> simba
16:45 <simba> is she proud o fu
16:49 <SeZz> i got a full mental picture of that
16:53 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
16:58 <simba> me 2
17:00 <simba> it was gross
17:05 <ShadowLurker> imagine him now
17:14 <ShadowLurker> OM NOM NOM selfbuttmunch
17:36 <simba> imagine dudley committing suicide by standing a samurai on its handle and dropping off the celing so it penetrates his ass and comes out the back of his neck
17:43 <simba> "this is what sex should feel like"
17:55 <ShadowLurker> lol
18:00 <ShadowLurker> shishkebab
18:08 <SeZz> shishkedud
18:13 <simba> babushka
18:14 <ShadowLurker> selfspitroast
18:33 <SeZz> he should do a michael hutchins or whatever his name was
18:41 <SeZz> asphixiate while whacking off
18:56 <simba> jack off with a cheese grater mmm mmmmm!
18:58 <dudley> like what kenny did the otherday eh
19:00 <SeZz> lol
19:05 <O_o> thats right what SeZz says has to happen
19:09 <O_o> thank you
19:12 <SeZz> lol pawl
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36:23 <dudley> anyone available for sex ?
36:28 <dudley> i have a penis
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36:55 <dudley> i don't want to know you or anything like that just quickly bash you in the cunt and mouth and then have a nap
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36:56 <simba> shut up dudley
37:35 <dudley> but simba
37:39 <dudley> then i can't talk
38:12 <dudley> how will hot females know that they can get sex if i don't tell them
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39:02 <dudley> <-- fat tummy
39:13 <simba> dudley let me ask you pal
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39:18 <dudley> no
39:19 <simba> how long have you been trying to get roots on irc?
39:23 <simba> trying all this desperate shit?
39:24 <simba> how long?
39:27 <simba> months? years?
39:28 <dudley> lol
39:34 <simba> and has it worked?
39:35 <simba> ever?
39:36 <Aaron> simba ur unbanned from melbourne, come back in son
39:45 <dudley> fuck you up the dick Aaron
39:47 <simba> gnarly
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40:05 <dudley> Aaron please know that you are shit
40:11 <simba> dudley answer me
40:14 <simba> how long have you been trying
40:21 <dudley> couple days
40:24 <simba> lol
40:26 <simba> be real
40:28 <simba> are u embarassed
40:32 <simba> has it been years yet
40:39 <dudley> i have no reason to lie cunt
40:45 <simba> it hasnt been days
40:55 <dudley> whys that
41:07 <Aaron> dudley has been trawling irc for months, march 2008
41:07 <dudley> actually fuck off
41:53 <simba> im just saying mate, as much as you think one day a girl will message you going "hey, look, i really want cock.. i am fat and desperate and will suck you off for hours.. i live in sydney"...... it aint. ever. gonna happen
41:55 <simba> EVER
41:59 <simba> no matter how persistent you are
42:01 <Bonny> dudley you wanna have sex with me? I have a penis too
42:08 <Bonny> it's called BOB
42:18 <dudley> hi Bonny
42:37 <Bonny> yo
42:44 <dudley> can you hook me up with one of youre relatives Bonny ?
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42:58 <dudley> you can give me a handjob if you like
43:01 <simba> dudley read what i wrote
43:02 <simba> lol
43:18 <dudley> i read it
43:20 <Bonny> my relatives are all in greece, dudley
43:34 <dudley> can you befriend some females and palm them over to me
43:39 <dudley> i'm not that good at introductions
43:42 <Bonny> nope..
43:49 <Bonny> I want the females for myself
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44:05 <simba> YIASOU BONNY
44:07 <dudley> can i punch them in the face with my small cock
44:13 <Bonny> yo
44:18 <simba> TI KANEIS MORI
44:21 <Bonny> find them first, dudley
44:26 <simba> lollll that sounds so woggy typed out
44:28 <Bonny> are you greek, simba?
44:33 <simba> yerse
44:33 <dudley> but i'm too scared to do things irl Bonny
44:38 <dudley> i'm a big man on irc
44:41 <dudley> but irl i'm a wuss
44:41 <Bonny> didn't know that lol
44:47 <simba> id be very scared if you did
44:51 <Bonny> I'm going to wog land for 3 months leaving on 14th June
45:11 <simba> enjoy their yiros'
45:19 <Bonny> I will be.. :)
45:25 <Bonny> it's the best
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45:40 <simba> greece is cool, the food owns and there are stray dogs everywhere
45:57 <Bonny> yeah stray dogs perfect for dudley lol
46:05 <dudley> i'm fat Bonny
46:13 <Bonny> the stray dogs will love you dudley
46:17 <Bonny> go to greece
46:28 <dudley> can i fist you up the cunt Bonny
46:29 <simba> or new zealand
46:50 <Bonny> I dont have a cunt
47:00 <Bonny> I have a penis
47:05 <dudley> oh
47:15 <dudley> i thought you had a massive cunt with hair all over it
47:20 <Bonny> nope
47:22 <simba> lol
47:30 <simba> i just assumed Bonny was a girl too
47:59 <dudley> simba does that mean you should go and get murderd ?
47:59 <simba> Bonny is a masculine greek man
48:05 <simba> yes dudley marte
48:06 <simba> mate
48:07 <simba> it does
48:10 <Bonny> yup with gold chains around my neck
48:14 <dudley> woohoo
48:18 <simba> HELLAS
48:23 <Bonny> go HELLAS
48:33 <Bonny> I have a hairy chest too
48:43 <simba> same
48:47 <Bonny> wanna do me, dudley?
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56:28 <Bonny> I'm outties.. toolaroo
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56:47 <Bepps> Fuckwits
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08:25 <Sausages> herro
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08:42 <ThinkPink> hullo
08:52 <ThinkPink> timing!
08:55 <Sausages> lol
08:59 <Sausages> did you just join?
09:06 <ThinkPink> bout 30 secs ago
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16:23 <anita> isn't this a huge ball of excitement?
17:05 <anita> talk, you peasants
17:08 <Sausages> yes Aunty anita
17:57 <anita> aunty? :(
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18:55 <Sausages> yes
19:03 <Sausages> AUNTA ANITA
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24:26 <anita> :(
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52:20 <spence9> homos
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07:41 <Sausages> my face is covered in pubes
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22:26 <smarty_pants> hi facebook people
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29:57 Quit: kitchenbish69 ([email protected]) Quit: Check out "Shots of Happy Cafe" , Memorial Drive, Forster, NSW.Great food, awesome atmosphere & is dog friendly offering dogacinos & dog beer.Catering also available.
34:12 <Sausages> where is that crafty christina ?
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51:11 <f> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/homemade-vodka-passed-off-as-premium-brand-in-geelong-nightclub/story-e6frf7jo-1225844670739
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05:04 <Stevo> cummed
05:59 <MelbMan45> wo w f
06:07 <Stevo> FUCK OFF
06:08 <MelbMan45> r u a geelong person?
07:04 * HellFury is away "Over and out" � Log: on � Pager: off
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30:32 <pinkfreak> ROFL
30:36 <pinkfreak> thats funny
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07:59 <Zombehfood> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q
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46:26 <dudley> hello mass competition for who can be the most fucked loser place that candidates idle.
46:42 * HellFury is back [1h 39m 36s]
46:57 <LiLyth> Mayhem xoxoxoox
46:58 <LiLyth> dudley xoxoxoxo
47:06 <Mayhem> haii LiLyth :>
47:06 <Mayhem> xoxoxoxoox
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47:14 <dudley> hi potential blow source LiLyth :D
47:18 <LiLyth> :D
47:55 <classixx> wheres bron
48:02 <dudley> classixx go and get killed
48:16 <classixx> dudley go retire from life
48:37 <dudley> that wouldn't happen to be because i fail at that would it sir ?
49:00 <classixx> we'll always be together... together in electric dreams
49:18 <classixx> dudley u fail at failing
49:27 <dudley> neck it up
49:28 <Mayhem> i love dudley he is ace
49:34 <Mayhem> he is the coolest person ever
49:35 <Mayhem> :>
49:38 <classixx> dudley loves the doodle
49:42 <Mayhem> dudley is my hero
49:44 <Doodle> fuck off
49:46 <dudley> un-true
49:48 <neil> hi dudley
49:51 <Mayhem> when i grow up, i want to be dudley
49:53 <dudley> oh hi neil
49:56 <dudley> my cousin
50:15 <neil> how are you sir?
50:21 <dudley> splendid
50:35 <neil> did you burn some petrol today?
50:41 <dudley> i did
51:00 <dudley> i tie two wires together now instead of turning that key
51:03 <neil> in which localities did you burn it?
51:12 <dudley> why natio of cource
51:20 <dudley> and sylvania
51:32 <neil> natio would be the only choice of those two
51:51 <dudley> and sylvania where i retrieved meal
52:39 <neil> you should just go up and down the natio all day
52:44 <dudley> yeah my bike made an odd sound and spewed out some brake fluid ? whatever the green one is
52:49 <dudley> yeah i know
52:52 <neil> coolant
52:55 <dudley> sweet
52:59 <neil> not really
53:02 <Doodle> coolant is sweet
53:11 <Mayhem> Doodle is sour
53:14 <neil> where did it come from?
53:22 <Doodle> :*
53:23 <dudley> one of the drain pipes
53:31 <neil> a radiator hose hey?
53:35 <dudley> perhaps
53:38 <neil> are any of the clamps undone?
53:39 <dudley> i dono where things go
53:42 <neil> or loose
53:58 <dudley> i dono what clamps are in relation to
54:03 <neil> well a hose should go from your engine to your radiator
54:12 <neil> and another from your radiator to your engine
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54:22 <neil> and it pumps that coolant and water around to cool your engine
54:31 <dudley> i did notice though that my main fuel hose leans up against hot mechanics and melts
54:34 <Doodle> unless it's air cooled
54:42 * Mayhem smiles at dudley
54:43 <Mayhem> :>
54:54 <Mayhem> how are you goin buddy?
55:02 <neil> Doodle: if you're leaking coolant, there's a good chance a) you're fucking stupid, or b) it's water cooled
55:21 <Doodle> lol this is dudley's description we're working off
55:24 <Doodle> it could have been piss
55:28 <neil> haha
55:31 <neil> come on
55:57 <neil> you know where your brakes are hey dudley?
56:02 <neil> seeing as you replaced your brake pads
56:07 <dudley> yes sir
56:17 <neil> so you aren't leaking any green fluid from the braking system?
56:21 <neil> either of them
56:36 <dudley> dono, probably not becuase the brakes work
56:52 <dudley> i tested them at high speed
56:59 * Mayhem sits next to dudley :>
57:05 <ANDY> faggots
57:08 <Doodle> i tested urmum at high speed
57:10 <neil> your front brake lever - trace that down to your front brake pad (the pipe from the lever to the caliper)
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57:15 <Mayhem> PICS OR GTFO ANDY
57:20 <ANDY> fuk up
57:22 <Mayhem> ugly cunt
57:25 <ANDY> lol
57:31 <dudley> yeah i need to fuck my bikes heat off
57:37 <ANDY> i dont wanna be stalked
57:41 <neil> then check your rear brake in the same way, from the rear brake pedal & reservoir to the rear caliper
57:41 <ANDY> again
57:47 <Mayhem> whatever you say fugly
57:57 <Mayhem> blANDY
58:02 <ANDY> lol
58:04 <neil> then if there's no fluid on those two systems, you're not leaking brake fluid
58:11 <neil> it's most likely coolant
58:14 <Mayhem> your face looks like a bag if busted assholes
58:17 <Mayhem> *of
58:26 <ANDY> yep sure does
58:29 <neil> your radiator is the metal thing in front of your engine, just behind your front wheel
58:30 <dudley> there is quite a few drain hoses inthe centre of the bike
58:46 <neil> oh you didn't take the fairings off?
58:52 <dudley> i saw it draining out of one of those
58:56 <dudley> i sure didn't
59:06 <ANDY> maybe its jsut overflow\
59:08 <dudley> i just parked the bike in the garage and walked away
59:11 <Doodle> it's probably stagnant water with rust in it
59:11 <neil> chances are it would run along those hoses anyway
59:13 <dudley> after i was done riding it
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59:41 <neil> the hoses touch lots of shit and are in the path which gravity pulls things
59:48 <neil> like a chain on a gutter system
59:55 <Doodle> a whole heap of green shit came out of the drain hole on my old rx7 once
00:04 <neil> nice
00:04 <Doodle> when the drain tube got bent
00:14 <Doodle> the guard was full of water and green
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00:20 <Doodle> and bits of my aerial
00:23 <ANDY> lol
00:25 <ANDY> hahaha
00:32 <ANDY> broken like u sesh
00:34 <Doodle> which is why it stopped going up lol
00:38 <dudley> yeah, i had my bike parked at the time, i was geting ready to take off and i conked it out and then i herd the bike making some unfurmilar noise with the engine off, so i inspected it and noticed some green fluid spitting out of the right hand side of the centre of the bike
00:41 <Doodle> pretty much ANDY
00:44 <ANDY> hey Doodle i got the ba impounded
00:46 <Mayhem> ALL YOUR MOTHERS
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00:51 <Doodle> lol why
00:56 <ANDY> burnouts
00:57 <madcow69> NO URS MAYHEM
01:00 <Mayhem> :<
01:02 * Mayhem cries
01:07 <Doodle> notty
01:11 <ANDY> u hear bout the big bust in campbellfield
01:13 <ANDY> 2 weeks ago
01:13 <madcow69> :P
01:16 <Doodle> nope
01:19 <Doodle> was it famous?
01:22 <ANDY> http://video.ninemsn.com.au/video.aspx?vid=17c8999b-c8ac-4403-9b9a-26ad0d07f5e3#::17c8999b-c8ac-4403-9b9a-26ad0d07f5e3
01:28 <Doodle> oh effort
01:32 <ANDY> u can see my car
01:35 <ANDY> being taken
01:37 <ANDY> on tow truck
01:40 <dudley> campbellfield is for pussies
02:01 <ANDY> fuk up dudley
02:10 <ANDY> go ride your bike
02:13 <ANDY> thats leaking
02:15 <dudley> i was on a road yesterday ANDY it said MELBOURNE 850km
02:23 <ANDY> lol
02:41 <Mayhem> DONT PICK ON DUDLEY YOU UGLY FUCKING TURD
02:44 <dudley> the hume highway it was, just past the M5
02:44 <ANDY> i was on a road to it said melbourne 25ks
02:47 <ANDY> kel 10 ks
02:52 <Mayhem> PICS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
03:10 <dudley> lol
03:58 <Doodle> lol ANDY, they staked you guys out for months in unmarked cars and you still got caught?
04:01 <Doodle> LOLOLOL
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04:05 <ANDY> lol
04:13 <ANDY> ah well
04:18 <ANDY> what can u do
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04:34 <Doodle> not skidz?
04:43 <ANDY> it was more like 6 weeks
04:46 <ANDY> the cop told me
04:56 <Doodle> the media said months, and they nevar lie
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05:00 <ANDY> lol
05:03 <dudley> did you threaten the cops life ?
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05:14 <ANDY> lol y would i do that
05:23 <dudley> because he was following shit orders
05:27 <dudley> he/she
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05:47 <dudley> like the mindless droans they like to be
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06:32 <Mayhem> DONT PICK ON DUDLEY :<
06:35 <dudley> trying to make out they our smart people when they really are just being dogs
06:38 <Mayhem> FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU DOODLE
06:46 <dudley> how would you have me spell that word Doodle you large sized cunt ?
06:49 <Doodle> fkup
06:52 <Mayhem> lololol
06:54 <Doodle> drones
06:58 <Doodle> is how it's spelt
06:58 <Mayhem> Doodle shops at big n tall
06:59 <dudley> nice
07:03 <Doodle> hahaha sif
07:05 <Mayhem> and he's quite short
07:10 <Doodle> there is no big n tall here
07:50 <dudley> so you'd drop the a and add an e untill you get the spelling of drones hey Doodle (you are a cunt and a fuckwit)
07:57 <Doodle> lolol
07:59 <Doodle> yes
08:01 <Doodle> yes i would
08:05 <dudley> splendid
08:21 <Mayhem> dudley
08:24 <dudley> hi
08:24 <Mayhem> we're still mates right?
08:25 <Mayhem> :\
08:27 <dudley> yes sir
08:30 * dudley salutes
08:30 <Mayhem> haiiii!! ! :>
08:35 <Doodle> 'mates'
08:36 <Mayhem> hows you champ?
08:37 <Doodle> for life?
08:58 <Mayhem> what did they call friends back in your day Doodle?
08:58 <dudley> i'm gonna go get some junk in a minute i reckon
09:01 <dudley> and pound it down my throat
09:06 <Mayhem> 1800BC
09:07 <Doodle> iunno i never had any
09:11 <Doodle> cunts
09:18 <Doodle> JACKANINNY
09:32 <LiLyth> its amazing that any of those guys can get their knuckles far enough off the ground to drive a car
09:37 <LiLyth> what DICKS
09:39 <Doodle> lolol LiLyth
09:47 <Doodle> TO SEE DA BURNOUTZ M8
09:57 <LiLyth> i am embarassed for the male gender
09:59 * Mayhem kicks his feet up in the air and makes car noises
10:00 <LiLyth> i truly am
10:00 <LiLyth> lol
10:01 <Doodle> OPEN MUH WASTEGATE BRUZ
10:04 <Mayhem> brooom
10:06 <dudley> LiLyth i'd like for us to share in a sexual expierence.
10:06 <Mayhem> im a car!
10:14 <Mayhem> brooom brooom whaaaap
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10:20 <LiLyth> you are so polite dudley
10:24 <dudley> <3
10:24 <Doodle> i should put my car away
10:24 <LiLyth> i will have to take you up on that
10:27 <Doodle> but effort
10:27 <LiLyth> <3
10:28 <Mayhem> dudley is so awesome
10:42 <Doodle> someone go do it for me
10:43 <Mayhem> yeah dont get off your seat you lazy fat fuck
10:48 <Doodle> lol
10:49 * ANDY comes along and burns Doodle cars, effeort now
10:50 <ANDY> lol
10:58 <dudley> i'm geting quite excited in anticipation to sex with LiLyth
10:59 <Doodle> :/
11:01 <Mayhem> EFFEORT
11:07 <ThinkPink> dudley is as useful as a turd that won't flush
11:12 <Doodle> lolol
11:15 <Doodle> mr hankie!
11:16 <Mayhem> maddie!! :>
11:19 <Mayhem> xoxoxoxoxo
11:32 <ThinkPink> hey georgie xoxoxox and icecream to u :)
11:39 <SIR355> Mayhem
11:42 <SIR355> baby
11:44 <LiLyth> SIR355 xoxoxoxo
11:50 <SIR355> hi neighbor x
11:51 <SIR355> :P
11:55 <LiLyth> hey babe :D
11:56 Nick: SIR355 is now known as ORSUM
11:57 <Doodle> ok its way too homo in here for me now, brb
12:03 <ORSUM> its sesh
12:04 <ORSUM> ;P
12:05 <dudley> brb, walking around without a purpose.
12:07 <ORSUM> THAT FUCKING FAG
12:08 <ORSUM> :D
12:08 <Mayhem> pete!! :D :D
12:12 <Mayhem> sup d00d
12:12 <ORSUM> hi mate
12:15 <ORSUM> not much
12:18 Nick: ORSUM is now known as STEEL
12:20 <Mayhem> yeah
12:23 <STEEL> been a bit busy and shit
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12:27 <STEEL> hows things
12:33 <STEEL> im weening myself off irc
12:40 <Mayhem> lol
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15:02 <dudley> brb riding my motorbike a short distance.
15:12 <neil> what for?
15:18 <neil> smokes
15:52 <dudley> yep and dinner
16:21 <neil> oh did you stop getting dinner made?
16:25 <Mayhem> catchya later buddy :>
16:28 <Mayhem> take care
16:28 <Mayhem> :)
17:00 <dudley> i'll be back in moments Mayhem then we can get back to my praisal
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17:28 <Mayhem> kkk ^_^
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39:31 <dudley> back now Mayhem
39:41 <Mayhem> wb :>
39:43 <dudley> just going to watch an episode with my meal
39:50 <Mayhem> ok tc buddy
39:52 <Mayhem> ~^_^~
39:55 <dudley> lol
39:55 <Mayhem> o/~
39:57 <dudley> <3
39:59 <Mayhem> :>
40:00 <dudley> *grope
40:04 <Mayhem> :O
40:09 <madcow69> ooo laaaa laaaa
40:31 <Doodle> faggots
40:40 <Bonny> dudley's in love
40:46 <Mayhem> LEAVE DUDLEY ALONE
40:52 <Mayhem> (chris crocker styles)
40:56 <Bonny> lol
40:58 <madcow69> bahaha georgy
40:58 <Doodle> dudley is more interested in his food than Mayhem
41:10 <Mayhem> :\
41:11 <Mayhem> its ok
41:15 <Mayhem> i dont mind :>
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43:11 <Doodle> speaking of ppl who are confused about their sexuality
43:14 <Doodle> hai __RAZ__
43:35 <Bonny> lol
43:41 <Doodle> [21:43] � __RAZ__ Has Used:(2) BrisGurl __RAZ__ �
43:48 <Bonny> doesn't __RAZ__ know if he has a doodle or a pussy?
43:54 <Doodle> apparently not
43:57 <Bonny> lol
44:56 <dudley> who wants to have some sex
45:07 <dudley> bonny some of your female friends ?
45:08 <__RAZ__> Brisgurl is my flatmate.
45:14 <Doodle> is she hot?
45:23 <dudley> do you purve on her vag >?
45:24 <__RAZ__> meh.
45:26 <Bonny> no my female friends have sex with me
45:29 <Mayhem> wb dudley :)
45:43 <dudley> :D
45:51 <Doodle> ����� ������ ������� ������� �����
45:52 <Doodle> ����� ������ ������� ������� �����
46:02 <Bonny> lol
46:02 <dudley> hey Doodle remember when i pm'd you bum each other. tons of times
46:04 <dudley> and you didn't reply
46:08 <Doodle> i do
46:18 <Doodle> it was very romantic
46:20 <Sausages> o DAMN
46:22 <Stevo> cunts
46:28 <Mayhem> hi stevo mate
46:29 <Doodle> hai Stevo
46:30 <Sausages> http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/private/details.aspx?R=8096881
46:31 <Stevo> hey guys
46:32 <Sausages> i want
46:33 <Stevo> hi mates
46:36 <Stevo> hi sausages
46:42 <Sausages> stevo
46:43 <dudley> hi Stevo my friend
46:45 <Doodle> you can't afford it
46:53 <Sausages> how fucking hot is that
46:54 <Sausages> !
46:56 <Mayhem> what a chix car
47:02 <Doodle> lol
47:04 <Bonny> lol
47:05 <Doodle> its a bit gay
47:05 <dudley> its a car so i'm not going to bother looking
47:07 <Mayhem> why do you always like the girly cars snags
47:10 <Doodle> a bit penis extensiony
47:12 <Sausages> its a fucking 'stang you faggots
47:13 <Mayhem> lol
47:17 <Mayhem> lmao
47:21 <Doodle> its a clone
47:23 <Mayhem> <3 it
47:29 <Sausages> lol
47:46 <Doodle> a man's car would be an original shelby
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47:58 <ShoW_Off> hey does anyone want a new channel & louis vuitton purse? otherwise there getting thrown out (unwanted present) msg me now
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48:37 <ANDY> lol
48:42 <Doodle> Boo might
48:44 <Doodle> pm him
48:45 <HellFury> lol
48:57 <Doodle> they would go with his high heels
49:25 <Sausages> ShoW_Off is that how you scout for victims to rape?
49:37 <Sausages> I'm all up in your shit, faggot
49:38 <Doodle> if it works, why not
49:48 <Mayhem> lolololol
49:52 <Doodle> if you're all up in his shit wouldn;t that make you the faggot?
50:04 <Sausages> no cause hes not in my shit
50:10 <Sausages> it only gay if you take it
50:11 <Doodle> its still gay
50:14 <Doodle> lol righto
50:42 <Doodle> i lost track of whats gay and what isn;t after guys started piercing both their ears
50:47 <Bonny> giving or receiving is both gay
51:03 <Sausages> i need an old 65 'stang to restore
51:29 <Doodle> as opposed to a new one?
51:38 <Sausages> Bonny you are receiving money off the gov and giving a lame excuse to claim it
51:44 <Sausages> you are giving/recieving you are gay
52:01 <Bonny> that I am.. I'm a scammer.. I gave you the fraud number to call
52:09 <Sausages> I called them
52:12 <Doodle> i used to sit next to the fraud line lady
52:15 <Mayhem> 1800GIVEMEMOARMONYPLS
52:23 <Bonny> good for you.. now let them do their job
52:23 <Sausages> they said they would investigate it
52:27 <Doodle> poor woman had to listen to bullshit all day
52:35 <Mayhem> lol
52:38 <Sausages> they've probably got a crew monitoring you as we type
52:39 <Doodle> well, more than the rest of us
52:44 <Mayhem> back in the fourties
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52:49 <Sausages> I told them you are a real shifty fucker and that you never leave the house
52:50 <Doodle> FOURTIES
52:56 <Mayhem> FOURTIEZESE$SESSE
52:59 <Bonny> I'm not worried cos my claim is legit
53:00 <Mayhem> Doodle
53:02 <Mayhem> grow up
53:04 <Sausages> that said this would not be a problem to foil your false disability claims
53:05 <Mayhem> you old kent
53:07 <Doodle> nevarr
53:13 <Mayhem> ^_-
53:17 <Doodle> i should claim dsp
53:20 <Mayhem> dont be a child at heart
53:21 <Doodle> i'd get more money
53:24 <Sausages> I also told them you may have given me a fake name
53:25 <Mayhem> picard might touch you
53:26 <Mayhem> :S
53:30 <Doodle> lolol
53:32 <Bonny> lol
53:36 <Sausages> so I forwarded them your last home address
53:39 <Sausages> for confirmation
53:53 <Bonny> you don't have that.. lol
53:55 <Mayhem> before getting all up in some fags shitpipe?
54:03 <Sausages> they told me it smelled fishy right away
54:15 <Bonny> you're so full of shit lol
54:15 <Sausages> they know a followup when they hear one
54:16 <Mayhem> well dont go sticking it up guys asses and it wont
54:29 <Bonny> and very ignorant about mental illness too
54:30 <Mayhem> or at least fucking shower afterwould and it wont smell fishy
54:39 <HellFury> lol
54:48 <Bonny> lol
54:49 <Mayhem> AFTERWOULD
54:49 <Sausages> i am mental i am on irc i function normally but please giv my an allowance to sit at home cause im a lazy cunt
55:08 <Mayhem> Sausages
55:08 <Bonny> as I said you have no clue
55:10 <Mayhem> the trick is
55:17 <Mayhem> apply multipul times with different names
55:25 <Sausages> I have clued onto your shifty ways
55:27 <Bonny> lol Mayhem
55:28 <Doodle> ������� ������ ����� ������ ������ ����� ������ �����
55:29 <Sausages> I do have a clue
55:38 <Mayhem> theres this awesome guy down at teh depot who makes great clone birth certs
55:39 <ThinkPink> fuck bonny, u should have tried to import dope instead of being so lazy
55:53 <Bonny> you don't actually.. I do get reviewed every 2 years by their own doctors and mine
55:53 <Mayhem> that way
56:03 <Mayhem> you can hand in a form and go back to the end of the line and hand in another form
56:04 <Bonny> I should have eh, ThinkPink.. lol
56:05 <Mayhem> voila
56:08 <Mayhem> doublepay
56:13 <Bonny> lol Mayhem
56:13 <Sausages> once in a while you get a guy err.. that doesnt stand out from the crowd, quiet, conservative, ready to pounce
56:18 <Mayhem> just bring along some glasses with a fake nose and moustache
56:28 <Sausages> I have made my pounce
56:29 <Bonny> lol Mayhem
56:31 <Sausages> now retreat
56:38 <ThinkPink> lol
56:41 <Bonny> I have nothing to retreat for lol
56:59 <Doodle> i like turtles
57:08 <Bonny> I have never met such a moron like yourself b4 in my life, Sausages lol you seriously need to get a life lol
57:12 <dudley> hi vagina's who have the power to grant blowjobs
57:16 <Mayhem> centerlink, the link part stands for linking your alises to the one bank account
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57:24 <Mayhem> for convienience
57:28 <Bonny> btw where is this g/f of yours, Sausages shouldn't you be with her rather than on irc everynight? lol
57:39 <Mayhem> u know how much of a pain it is to remember so many different PIN numbers
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58:06 <Bonny> yeah it is eh, Mayhem lol
58:13 <dudley> Mayhem can i get a cut
58:14 <Mayhem> dont call me mayhem
58:24 <Doodle> can we call you honeysuckle
58:49 <Mayhem> call me Mohammed alfeighed, Benjamin Swazzlefloft, John smith, or rob hasnofunctioninglegz.
58:50 <Doodle> or honeythuckle, in dudley's case
58:50 <Mayhem> *wink*
58:59 <Doodle> lol
59:01 <Doodle> i do so!
59:10 <Mayhem> lololol
59:11 <Doodle> theyre just hiding
59:28 * HellFury on Lady GaGa - Bad Romance  � [00:00/08:27]
59:32 <Mayhem> "ill shed new ones!! ! I swear!!!"
59:48 <Doodle> i'm making new ones out of paper mache
59:49 <Mayhem> youre waiting for them to grow back hey
59:56 <Doodle> no, i'm being proactive
00:12 <Mayhem> Doodle dont talk about my honeythuckle like that
00:22 <Doodle> hoemoes
00:23 <Stevo> put a big dick in the bum
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00:57 <Mayhem> lol
00:57 <Doodle> lolol
00:59 <Doodle> hai Martin_Kelly_is_Innocent
01:00 <Mayhem> the timing is perfect
01:02 <Stevo> martin kelly is innocent
01:03 <Stevo> lolz
01:04 <Stevo> rofl
01:16 <Doodle> he's as guilty as fuck, look at him for christ's sake
01:24 <Mayhem> has thet pedo smile down pat
01:27 <Doodle> i reckon
01:30 <Doodle> and the rapist glasses
02:12 <dudley> hey Doodle do you reckon i could use my strength to beat you up ?
02:21 <Doodle> nah
02:29 <Doodle> even with a fucked back i'd squish you
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02:41 <Doodle> i'm cool like that
02:53 <madcow69> i bet it was really Betty but if they put "the red head setchetary" in the media it'd be waaaay too easy to work out!
02:54 <Bonny> lol
02:58 <dudley> damn, so maybe when people say mean things about me that they where right
03:11 <dudley> *were
03:14 <Doodle> betty was a hrnbag
03:17 <Doodle> +o
03:18 <M[a]yhem> holding down the little children as he uses his other arm to unzip his fly has really given Doodle good upper arm strength
03:24 <madcow69> exactly Doodlehead
03:26 <Doodle> lololllllll
03:29 <Doodle> fku M[a]yhem
03:32 <M[a]yhem> :D~
03:40 <M[a]yhem> sorry im too old
03:49 <M[a]yhem> my meats not tender like you like it
04:01 <Doodle> awesome, so now i'm a pedo
04:10 <Doodle> life doesn;t get any better than this
04:21 <mixy> orly?
04:25 <dudley> you should stretch Doodle
04:27 <M[a]yhem> yer
04:35 <mixy> cool
04:35 <M[a]yhem> that joke'd been far more funnier used on picard
04:35 <Doodle> mixy you're too old now
04:42 <Doodle> i can;t speak with you
04:50 <M[a]yhem> lolol
04:55 <mixy> ew, i wasn't trying to sacrifice myself doodlehead
05:05 <M[a]yhem> bbl cunts
05:13 <madcow69> bai fag
05:22 <mixy> don't hurry back
05:27 <mixy> i mean, bai mayhem <3
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06:35 <dudley> mixy word on the street is that you have a cunt but that you only let your bf thrash it till it bleads and throbs
07:11 <LaraBingle> she's had a huge amount of cocks
07:26 <LaraBingle> 8 by her admission. but chicks 1/2 the amount of cocks
07:30 <LaraBingle> so 16
07:47 <dudley> hmm
08:03 <dudley> id id'nt relise it was so indepth
08:15 <LaraBingle> yeah it's a matter of record
10:19 <dudley> LaraBingle would it be the right moment for me to untie my draw string on my pants ?
10:25 <mixy> duds, first part is correct, and well he did cause it to bleed and trob once, i guess
10:35 <Doodle> TROB
10:40 <mixy> stfu :(
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11:02 <dudley> mixy could you put in a good word and basicly help me minipulate LaraBingle for sex ?
11:06 <dudley> i'm a nice male
11:13 <mixy> oh sure
11:16 <dudley> thanks
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11:37 <doctor> no one wants to fuck some fat asian cunt with mental problems dudley
11:42 <mixy> lara, dudley is totally fuckable, i hear he has a rather tight anus you would enjoy
12:02 <doctor> you should aim lower, try fucking a dog or something
12:20 <dudley> the only issue with that is that penis's don't fit in my asshole
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12:45 <doctor> they will with enough practice
12:56 <doctor> soon you will be able to take a whole cattle ranch dudley
13:32 <dudley> nonsence
13:54 <mixy> you've tried?
14:17 <dudley> yep
14:40 <dudley> i tried to push 90,000 dicks in my asshole but there wasn't enough room
15:02 <Doodle> try 89,999
15:08 <mixy> moderation is key i hear
15:59 <dudley> mixy you have a cunt, you should know more about cocks then any man
16:20 <dudley> men are shit really mixy
16:41 <mixy> so, i should know more about cocks than those who actually have them?
16:42 <mixy> righto
16:51 <dudley> yes mixy
16:57 <dudley> men don't know what there doing
17:07 <doctor> dudley, lets me friends
17:08 <Doodle> speak for yourself
17:15 <doctor> be*
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17:31 <dudley> Doodle i'm speaking on behalf of everyone
17:37 <dudley> thats just something you will need to learn to accept
17:43 <mixy> hah
17:50 <mixy> soe guys do know what they're doing
17:51 <Doodle> like you accepting cock in your arse?
17:56 <mixy> they're just few and far between
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18:21 <doctor> hey noddy
18:27 <dudley> noddy07 is a loser
18:31 <noddy07> hey doctor
18:40 <noddy07> Dudley the DUD
19:02 <noddy07> yr a fucking RANGA Dudley
19:24 <dudley> incorrect noddy07
19:31 <dudley> and might i add in return that you are a fuckwit
19:38 <noddy07> CORRECT DUDLEY
20:01 <dudley> there is no correcting me
20:07 <dudley> just accept my wisdome
20:33 <noddy07> DUDLEY U R A FUCKING RANGA JUST ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON
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20:36 <dudley> and if you are a female accept my penis
21:06 <dudley> noddy07 i have a pimple on the left rear of my neck
21:19 <doctor> hopefully its really a tumor
21:20 <dudley> below the hair line
21:38 <noddy07> we can only hope doctor
22:08 <dudley> doctor's are faggots doctor
22:38 <noddy07> the only FAGGOT here dudley is YOU
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23:19 <dudley> i see we have a disagreement noddy07 that can only be settled by you backing down
23:37 <noddy07> not a chance dudley
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23:54 <noddy07> even u know im right
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24:08 <dudley> if i did i'd never admit it
24:24 <noddy07> coz yr a fucking loser dudley
25:19 <dudley> that is unacceptable noddy07
25:35 <noddy07> dudley its the TRUTH
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25:53 <dudley> i do not believe that you have researched this matter enough
26:10 <noddy07> dont need 2 reaearch
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26:25 <noddy07> everyone on irc knows yr a fucking loser
27:22 <dudley> everyone on austnet you mean
27:37 <dudley> and any other server that i've visited
28:02 <noddy07> dudley just admit it and move on
28:29 <dudley> whats there to move on too
28:49 <doctor> dont be such a fail troll dudley
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29:49 <dudley> i do not have any ambitions doctor
30:37 <doctor> well that would explain your deep depression
31:24 <mixy> he'snot depressed, he rides a motorbike!
32:00 <neil> dudley is my cousin
32:13 <ANDY> lol
32:26 <neil> i have limited knowledge
32:39 <__RAZ__> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2BFKNyfHiE&feature=related {:P
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43:11 <wundagurl> anyone awake?
43:32 <doctor> could be
43:42 <doctor> depends what we want
43:45 <doctor> are you female?
44:28 <wundagurl> ummm... i think so
45:04 <wundagurl> are you?
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45:27 <mixy> wonderpants
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46:07 <wundagurl> what pants.. i got no pants on ;P
46:22 <_steve_melb_> :O
47:03 <_steve_melb_> arne you cold wundergirl?
47:41 <wundagurl> nah.. its pretty warm here
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48:27 <_steve_melb_> where's here ?
48:57 <wundagurl> in my bed ;)
50:15 <_steve_melb_> Mmmm..so do u always sleep naked?
50:22 <doctor> wundagurl if you want us folk to accept you here you must sexually gratify us
50:42 <_steve_melb_> took the words out of my mouth
50:49 <_steve_melb_> u can start with me
51:46 <wundagurl> hehe fair enough... geez irc hasn't changed a bit ;)
52:04 <_steve_melb_> lol
52:23 <wundagurl> so what would you have me do u naughty rascals?
52:25 <_steve_melb_> you love it
52:37 <wundagurl> not as much as u ;P
52:44 <doctor> just talk dirty talk and post links to porn
52:53 <_steve_melb_> lmfao
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53:10 <_steve_melb_> im not that easily pleased
54:07 <_steve_melb_> i want your address so i can come and look through your window
55:12 <_steve_melb_> im waiting....
55:17 Nick: M[a]yhem is now known as Mayhem
56:35 <wundagurl> oh sorry hun.. i was just chattin 2 someone else..
57:07 <wundagurl> nah, cant give u my address.. u could b some dirty old grandpa
57:19 <_steve_melb_> i am
57:32 <_steve_melb_> dosnt that turn u on?
57:45 <wundagurl> have you seen "to catch a predator"?
57:53 <_steve_melb_> no
58:05 Nick: Klause25 is now known as Elephant_Cock
58:24 <_steve_melb_> what is it?
58:30 <HellFury> lol
59:13 <wundagurl> well im mike dailey from a current affair... and we've now got you listed as a predator... we're airing on friday night ;)
59:40 * Elephant_Cock mounts hellfury from behind, forcing his massive elephant cock up her foul shitter, causing profuse bleeding of the anus
59:42 <_steve_melb_> sweet free advertisment
00:01 * HellFury kick elephant cock soryr i dont fuck animals
00:11 <noddy07> lol
00:25 <HellFury> im not that desperate for sex from a idiot either
00:56 * Elephant_Cock backs onto hellfury, his wide elephant arse swallowing her head completely, choking her
01:05 <_steve_melb_> ouch..
01:26 <Sausages> i wanna lick you up n dowwwwwn
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01:32 <Sausages> untill the sun goes dowwwn
01:34 <Elephant_Cock> holding there until the struggling slows, knowing she is short of breath
01:41 <dudley> HellFury i'm desperate for sex from idiots
02:04 <_steve_melb_> haha
02:07 <dudley> can i play the piano with your cunt
02:24 <dudley> i know you have a bf
02:25 <neil> using your fingers?
02:30 <_steve_melb_> they would have to be big flaps
02:38 <dudley> :P
02:53 <neil> someone is going to pick me up tomorrow
02:57 <dudley> nice
02:59 <neil> and i will smell like liquor
03:00 <Elephant_Cock> hellfury is such an unfuckable shit coloured scrotum, it must be said
03:19 <dudley> i'd like to add on that statement that i'd do her
03:58 <dudley> even if it ment i'd have to punch on with her bf out front of a coffee shop
04:04 <Elephant_Cock> shed be a very lazy fuck... gorging herself on a block of cooking chocolate while you pork her slopholes
04:21 <dudley> thats ok
04:35 * wundagurl thinks dudley couldnt punch his way out of a wet paper bag
04:57 <Mayhem>                                                                                                                               
04:57 <Mayhem>                                                                                                                         
04:59 <noddy07> how right u would be wunagurl
05:00 <_steve_melb_> what about a dry paper bag?
05:02 <Mayhem>                                                                                                                 
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05:13 <Mayhem> FUCK
05:18 <Mayhem> ill kill you
05:20 <_steve_melb_> you
05:24 <Mayhem> WALLAH
06:00 <wundagurl> what's wallah?
06:08 <Mayhem> swear to allah
06:10 <_steve_melb_> i swear
06:13 <dudley> its when you do something awesome
06:16 <dudley> like cooking
06:25 <wundagurl> is that like leb slang for im a greasy poof?
06:38 <_steve_melb_> lol
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07:00 <dudley> if you wanted to take it as slang it could mean whatever you'd like
07:04 <Mayhem> yeah
07:07 <Mayhem> now u understand
07:08 <_steve_melb_> you forgot hairy
07:09 <dudley> so long as it hurts
07:30 <wundagurl> hmmm
07:31 <doctor> Ill get u mayhem you faggot fucking poofta cunt
07:40 <Mayhem> PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT
07:40 <neil> wundagurl do you want to have rough sex?
08:05 <_steve_melb_> shes got a bf
08:12 <dudley> that doesn't mean she doesn't have ac unt
08:19 * doctor reveals he has G-string under his scrubs
08:25 <Mayhem> HOT
08:27 <wundagurl> depends hun... have u got a big 1? ;)
08:36 <neil> no, my dick is really small
08:38 <mike> away: sleep [BlueLines]
08:42 <neil> i often wank with a microscope
08:42 Nick: mike is now known as mike|away
08:45 <_steve_melb_> lmfao
08:48 <dudley> wundagurl i have a penis and if you need more penitration i could use objects
09:09 <wundagurl> mmmm tell me more...
09:12 <_steve_melb_> wat objects?
09:19 <_steve_melb_> dog?
09:19 * doctor giggles at the asian drug addict
09:20 <neil> used liquor bottles
09:22 <_steve_melb_> car?/
09:29 <_steve_melb_> me?
09:32 <dudley> anything that has been sterolised and is of suitable mass and size
09:32 <wundagurl> nah.. too big
09:41 <wundagurl> nah.. too small..
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10:11 <wundagurl> dudley... well i guess ur cock is out of the question then hey ;)
10:12 <_steve_melb_> or maybe ur to thrashed
10:16 <Mayhem> HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:21 <Mayhem> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ ANDY
10:42 <neil> wundagurl has an erection
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11:28 <dudley> i'd use sodium metabisulphite on my dick before thrashing your cunt wundagurl and afterwards.
11:31 <_steve_melb_> neil has big flaps
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12:08 <wundagurl> ooooo dudley.. ur such a naughty boy... where are you from???
12:17 <doctor> my dick is 9999999999999 light years long
12:27 <dudley> i'm from sydney
12:37 <Mayhem> dudley is from awesome
12:38 <wundagurl> where abouts?
12:42 <doctor> get out you asian rat
12:47 <doctor> get out of this country
12:51 <Mayhem> lol
12:52 <wundagurl> ???
12:56 <Mayhem> <3 doctor
12:57 <_steve_melb_> haha
13:01 <wundagurl> im no slopehead
13:06 <doctor> not you
13:07 <Mayhem> ME SHOW HORNI
13:08 <doctor> dudley
13:13 <Mayhem> doctor
13:13 <doctor> you go back to being a whore
13:24 <Mayhem> DONT PICK ON DUDLEY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT
13:26 <Mayhem> ILL CUT YOU
13:27 <wundagurl> ok :D
13:32 <Mayhem> >: ( )
13:39 <doctor> oi cunt dont speak to me like that aye
13:46 <_steve_melb_> how much do u charge wundagurl?
13:46 <Mayhem> AYE BROE
13:47 <doctor> i can have ya legs broke
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13:51 <Mayhem> OI OI AYE AYE
13:58 <Sausages> oi mates
13:58 <Mayhem> PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT
13:59 <Sausages> oi
14:00 <Sausages> oi fuckin
14:03 <Sausages> shit cunt
14:04 <doctor> nah mate, you dont know what youre dealing with here aye
14:07 <Sausages> wats goin on bazza
14:11 <Mayhem> hahaha
14:14 <Sausages> where is christina?
14:15 <wundagurl> only $2 for u... coz u me fwend ;)
14:15 <Mayhem> leave dudley alone
14:17 <Mayhem> cunt
14:31 <doctor> has he got brain cancer or something?
14:45 <Sausages> i miss chrissy
14:46 <_steve_melb_> can i pay u next week?
14:50 <Sausages> who stole her
14:50 <doctor> or has he got a case of the dreaded homosexuality disease
15:13 <Mayhem> yea that one
15:26 <doctor> asian and fag
15:29 <_steve_melb_> wundagurl you better not be fat
15:41 <wundagurl> theres a pig and a rabbit....
15:48 <doctor> who cares, she'll just post fake pics of her self anyway
15:53 <wundagurl> and they're both blind...
16:02 <doctor> than she'll ask to get our cocks out on cam, and we do it for her
16:13 <doctor> then she laughs at you and posts your penis all over austnet
16:20 <_steve_melb_> nothing else to do
16:22 <wundagurl> so they figure out if they feel each other they can tell each other what they are
16:43 <_steve_melb_> you want me to feel you?
17:01 <doctor> did they feel each other sexual genitalia and fuck on a stack of hay
17:31 <_steve_melb_> dun that to ichy
17:32 <dudley> wundagurl i'm fat would you like to have some sex ?
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17:35 <wundagurl> so the pig feels the rabbit... and he says "well, youve got nice soft fur.. a little fluffy tail, big long ears... you must be a rabbit!"
18:04 <wundagurl> hold on dudley... wait till the jokes over hun...
18:04 <_steve_melb_> which one are you the pig or rabbit?
18:16 <wundagurl> AND THEN....
18:26 <wundagurl> the rabbit feels the pig...
19:05 <_steve_melb_> thats shit just a feel no bj's ?
19:36 <Sausages> we live in a world
19:41 <Sausages> where everyone steals
20:10 <_steve_melb_> oh k..
20:22 <_steve_melb_> wat brought that on?
20:30 <wundagurl> he says "well... you've got a little spindley tail.. a big fat nose.. rough, ugggly skin, and yoooooou STINK!.. he says "YOU MUST BE A BLACK FELLA!"
20:35 <Sausages> its just one of those days
20:41 <Sausages> dont let the days go by
20:47 <Sausages> could i been easier on you?
20:52 <Sausages> i couldnt even though i wanted to
21:04 <dudley> wundagurl if i pretend to find you funny can i get a blowjob ?
21:14 <dudley> if i'm convincing with my fakeness ?
21:22 <_steve_melb_> lol
21:35 <wundagurl> only if ur from yarrawarrah :)
21:43 <dudley> :D
21:56 <Mayhem> :>
22:00 <dudley> i am
22:12 <__RAZ__> I need some help from sonia..
22:12 <wundagurl> haha yeh right
22:13 <Mayhem> dudley is my hero
22:19 <dudley> no seriously i am wundagurl
22:20 <__RAZ__> SONIAAAAAAA!!!!???
22:38 <_steve_melb_> where the fuck is yarrawarrah
22:49 <wundagurl> u wouldnt even kno where that is u silly boy
22:53 <dudley> yarrawarrah tigers, yaravista, etc
23:00 <dudley> the windmill shops
23:01 <Mayhem> i know yarrawonga
23:08 <Mayhem> but not yarrawarrah
23:20 <_steve_melb_> i drive interstate theres no such place
23:26 <Sausages> yarrawonga boonga
23:28 <dudley> lets meet up at the windmill shops for sex wundagurl
23:28 <Sausages> nooongah
23:31 <Sausages> woombalah
23:38 <_steve_melb_> lol
23:57 <Mayhem> coonoongaboongah
24:12 <wundagurl> errr WOW!
24:17 <Mayhem> ALLAH RAGCHZHER HABIBBI
24:20 <wundagurl> thats so random
24:22 <_steve_melb_> no fukinidealqabla
24:39 <Sausages> notice how most abo words end with "gah" or "rah"
24:45 <dudley> you are having a laugh hey wundagurl
24:50 <Sausages> gah gah rah noongah
24:53 <Mayhem> its cos they slur when theyre high on petrol
24:59 <dudley> you knew where i was from and you are trying to make out its a coincidence or whatever
25:01 <_steve_melb_> lol
25:05 <_steve_melb_> metho
25:06 <wundagurl> did u just set off a bomb mayhem???
25:15 <_steve_melb_> top shelf stuff
25:16 <Sausages> im runnin on 98% methoctane bruu
25:17 <Mayhem> yeah
25:21 <Mayhem> a sex bomb
25:22 <Sausages> keeps me darty as
25:26 <wundagurl> haha
25:40 <Mayhem> lol @ bruu
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25:42 <Mayhem> ^5
25:46 Mode: (by SoniaNotHere) +v GayMelb31
26:02 <wundagurl> dudley.. r u really from yaz?
26:10 <LiLyth> GayMelb31 :DDDD
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26:18 * Sausages spears LiLyth
26:19 <GayMelb31> Hello Lil.
26:20 <Sausages> ay der
26:24 <dudley> yes i am wundagurl
26:30 <ozzmosis> hello
26:30 <LiLyth> hey Sausages xoxoxox
26:37 <_steve_melb_> wundergurl wants to be pumped hard
27:00 <dudley> i used to goto engadine high
27:17 <wundagurl> look at steve.. he's so desperate he's already got half a lump on ;)
27:23 <Sausages> wundagurl ey u der, u attractin da crocs in da waterhole wif da berley trap between yur legs ey
27:51 <_steve_melb_> not really
28:05 <_steve_melb_> i get enough
28:11 <Sausages> who dis noongahh?
28:26 <GayMelb31> Sausages, if only there was something to attract you towards fucking off out of this room. :/
28:33 <dudley> where abouts in yarra are you wundagurl
28:49 <_steve_melb_> wundergurl il make an exception if i can put it in your ass
29:00 <Sausages> GayMelb31 you keep me coming back
29:54 <wundagurl> glenora rd babe ;)
30:04 <dudley> i'm in nullabor
30:29 <wundagurl> haha what a spin out
30:30 <_steve_melb_> what number glenora rd?
30:42 <wundagurl> ur mums number steve
30:43 <dudley> lol
31:47 <_steve_melb_> its like that is it
31:59 <_steve_melb_> you fat piece of shit
32:00 <wundagurl> we should have a drink some time dudley :)
32:03 <dudley> hey wundagurl my penis is like a few hundred meters away from your ucnt
32:20 <_steve_melb_> wundergurl your a slag
32:31 <dudley> indeed
32:41 <Sausages> wundagurl has the attention of the channels virgins
32:45 <dudley> i mean, indeed we should have a drink
32:48 <wundagurl> ooo i like it when u talk dirty steve... u dirty little rockspider ;P
32:50 <_steve_melb_> country bush pig
33:14 <dudley> i'm baned form engadine pub
33:17 <dudley> *from
33:21 <_steve_melb_> i bet you have teeth missing too
33:52 <wundagurl> i bet u stalk little children u filthy peice of scum ;)
33:57 <dudley> but aparently they have changed the staff, i used to go up there for poker night.
34:40 <wundagurl> hey dudley... do you know sung?
34:45 <dudley> yep
34:51 <dudley> havn't seen him for a while now
34:54 <_steve_melb_> thats your dad on you inbred country hick
34:55 <dudley> used to hang out with him oftern
34:58 <wundagurl> serious?!
35:16 <wundagurl> steve.. that didnt even make sense champ
35:27 <dudley> turrella road
35:34 <dudley> i think right ?
35:38 <_steve_melb_> your a waste of sperm your mum should of swallowed
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36:05 <wundagurl> no he lives a few houses up from me on glenora!
36:13 <dudley> hmm
36:48 <wundagurl> hey steve.. ur grandpa is ur father ;)
36:51 <_steve_melb_> is your mum fat wundagurl?
36:53 <dudley> oh yeah
37:08 <_steve_melb_> runs in the family yeah?
37:14 <dudley> yeah his mother works in a flower shop hey wundagurl or used too
37:22 <wundagurl> apparently
37:32 <dudley> and father works in a fishing shop
37:40 <wundagurl> i think so yeah
37:40 <dudley> and has a red 4x4
37:51 <_steve_melb_> fat slut.
38:06 <wundagurl> nice comeback steve
38:16 <HellFury> they get shitty when u reject them :p
38:23 <wundagurl> give yourself a clap.. you're a spastic
38:24 <_steve_melb_> i think so
38:33 <dudley> me and wundagurl having sex is basicly a sure thing now
38:34 <HellFury> lol
38:39 <_steve_melb_> thanks i feel better now
38:54 <dudley> ask sung if he knows me wundagurl next you see him
39:13 <wundagurl> whats your real name?
39:16 <dudley> dudley
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39:32 <wundagurl> hehe.. nah really
39:45 <dudley> no thats it
40:12 <wundagurl> oook hun, i believe ya ;)
40:19 <dudley> <3
40:37 <neil> dudley
40:40 <neil> you're a fucking cunt
40:42 <dudley> oh
40:44 <neil> holy fucking shit
40:46 Part: Gem ([email protected]) from #facebook
40:48 <neil> holy fuck
40:50 <neil> you're a cunt
40:54 <dudley> true
41:00 <neil> fuck, you are a cunt
41:00 <wundagurl> is that like dudley do right? ;)
41:10 <neil> wundagurl go fuck your grand father
41:13 <Mayhem> dudley-awesomesauce
41:18 <neil> holy fucking shit, fuxk that geriatric cunt
41:33 <neil> you should put your stupid piece of shit over his schlong
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41:52 <__RAZ__> bbs
41:55 Quit: Zombehfood ([email protected]) Quit: Once a chicken shit, always a chicken shit. Right Maccyboy? :]
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42:29 <Mayhem> wb __RAZ__
42:30 <dudley> hey neil i'm gonna get sex from wundagurl
42:31 <Mayhem> xoxoxoxox
42:33 <wundagurl> neil.. why so mean? where did you pop out from?
42:41 <__RAZ__> thankyou
42:42 <Mayhem> neil is allright
42:44 <Mayhem> hes mah buddeh
42:45 <Mayhem> :>
43:26 <wundagurl> that was like a terry attack out of nowhere
43:30 <neil> Mayhem, i love you
43:35 <Mayhem> <3
43:38 <GayMelb31> yes, but Mayhem, your credibility isnt really sky high when it comes to laying judgement on people.
43:42 <neil> wundagurl stop fucking your dad to make money
44:01 <wundagurl> awwww... it's alright to be gay and staunch fellas
44:12 <wundagurl> thats really sweet
44:19 <Mayhem> poo barnicles
44:25 <dudley> do you read notices wundagurl
44:35 <Mayhem> i do dudley :>
44:38 <Mayhem> u can /notice me
44:42 <dudley> yay
44:45 <Mayhem> :D :D
44:53 <dudley> <3
45:08 <wundagurl> 8=D
46:07 <wundagurl> hey dudley... give me a call
46:32 <dudley> ok
46:59 <wundagurl> 95482929
47:11 <dudley> isn't that walks ?
47:22 <HellFury> not a smart move...
47:45 <Mayhem> QUICK DOB THEM IN
47:47 <Mayhem> GOGO
47:50 <wundagurl> nah.. its mine
48:02 <wundagurl> ask for dirty girl
48:18 <dudley> pm me mobile
48:40 <wundagurl> i cant msg u.. my nick isnt reg'd on here
48:52 <Mayhem> /msg dudley 0401234567 *wink*
48:58 <dudley> lol
49:13 <Mayhem> :D~
50:47 <wundagurl> haha.. woah, ur a good looking chat dudley
51:02 <dudley> <3
51:03 <TheBigEasy> 0403159840
51:28 <neil> this time baby, i'll be, bulletprooooooooooof
51:46 <neil> i'm singing pop
51:54 <Mayhem> lol!
52:00 <Mayhem> i knew you werent a slope head :>
52:19 <neil> i am so slanty, it's not funny
52:30 <neil> all my shit is 45 bro
52:30 <Mayhem> well that i figured
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53:37 <Mayhem> andy is a slope head
53:54 <ANDY> lol
55:17 <wundagurl> my weiner brings all the germans to the yard.. and they're like.. guten tag
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56:15 <wundagurl> hey dudley... i think sung has got a photo of you polishing your dolphin
56:26 <ANDY> my bumbag brings all teh wogs to teh yard, there like OMG
56:44 <wundagurl> hahaha touche!
57:14 <ThinkPink> np, gwen stefani
57:49 <wundagurl> pink.. ur just a hazard to urself
58:21 <ThinkPink> and ur a dumb cunt
58:34 <Mayhem> bbl
58:36 <Mayhem> xoxoxoxox
58:42 <wundagurl> no prizes for second best idiot
58:51 <ThinkPink> u get the lot eh?
59:12 <neil> wundagurl are you awesome?
59:14 <ThinkPink> we're kinds to spastics
59:16 <Bonny> man it's been quiet without dirtydingo lol
59:28 <Bonny> he was great to abuse
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