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00:05:01 * AnNi Is Back left: 10mins 24secs Reason: gone to watch dvd's with Dan <3
00:06:20 <Bass`Babe85> lol with Dan..
00:06:30 Join: PSYCHODAMUS ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:06:33 <PSYCHODAMUS> OWNED CUNTS
00:06:34 <PSYCHODAMUS> OWNED CUNTS
00:06:36 <PSYCHODAMUS> OWNED CUNTS
00:06:38 <PSYCHODAMUS> OWNED CUNTS
00:06:39 <PSYCHODAMUS> OWNED CUNTS
00:06:39 <Bass`Babe85> the ugly cunt... you failed to mention he's ugly..
00:06:43 Mode: (by Doodle) +b *!*@638b3fcf.iinet.net.au
00:06:44 Kick: PSYCHODAMUS was kicked by boobs (You have been banned by Doodle, so go have a cry to them)
00:07:09 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:07:13 Mode: (by boobs) +v Skirmish
00:07:46 <Wags-The-Dog> that guy has real problems
00:09:45 <doctor> apparently hes a uni student
00:09:54 <doctor> he might be delusional
00:10:19 <Skirmish> Please tell me you guys aren't still talking about PSYCHODAMUS.
00:10:34 <doctor> what else is there to talk about?
00:10:51 Quit: ANDY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:11:12 <Skirmish> Point.
00:11:30 <Skirmish> Is he ban from here finally? I just ban him from another channel.
00:14:02 <Bass`Babe85> eh the guy is awesome whilst I'm drunk
00:20:55 Quit: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) Quit: GIRR!!! REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!
00:26:12 <BOSS> o_O
00:26:46 <BOSS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1hS3olyPFY&feature=related
00:27:25 * BOSS slaps Skirmish around a bit with a large trout
00:27:32 <BOSS> whats doingg skirmish
00:27:33 <BOSS> working tonight
00:27:54 <Skirmish> Yeah mate at work writing SWMS.
00:28:45 Nick: Craigo is now known as Craig
00:28:47 <BOSS> iv still got a 3 page report to type out
00:28:49 <BOSS> im at work to
00:29:28 <BOSS> cbf
00:29:39 <Skirmish> I should have left this to the site manager. Would have been funnier reading them. He's got no idea.
00:30:07 <BOSS> lol
00:30:11 <BOSS> what are swms
00:30:27 <Skirmish> Safe Work Method Statements
00:30:54 <BOSS> oh&s related
00:31:03 Join: PHATKNT ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:31:19 <BOSS> good luck
00:31:28 Part: PHATKNT ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:32:22 <BOSS> did so mouch oh&s in security its not funny
00:33:06 <Skirmish> Yeah I am looking at doing some OH&S and Risk management courses and moving into consulting.
00:34:01 <BOSS> skirmish why dnt u do constructionn planning
00:34:09 <BOSS> fucken mad money it
00:34:26 <BOSS> bludge of a job
00:34:42 Join: Phill247 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:35:22 <BOSS> 100k year + dude
00:36:45 <BOSS> im trying to get into it myself
00:38:26 Join: LEB2C ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:38:43 Part: ExhibGirl666 ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:38:45 <Skirmish> What does it involve?
00:40:31 Join: irc_shrink ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:40:31 Quit: h4ppy_h4rdc0r3 ([email protected]) Quit: HARDCORE without _that_ life is empty!
00:41:01 <BOSS> abit of architecture landscaping more in desgining and just organising what goes wear
00:41:10 Part: irc_shrink ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:41:34 Quit: MrsWeird ([email protected]) Quit: pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
00:41:41 <BOSS> its a i think a 3 year caurse at tafe
00:41:43 <Skirmish> Doesn't sound like something I would be into.
00:42:36 <BOSS> my brothers friend does it he spends 3 hours at a site max per day
00:42:44 <BOSS> works 2 hours at home
00:43:11 <BOSS> desgins bits and peices of the site
00:43:26 <BOSS> the main hard work is done by architects
00:43:39 <BOSS> all u have to do is organize haw to build it
00:45:16 <BOSS> coffe time
00:47:38 Join: h4ppy_h4rdc0r3 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:49:53 Nick: MACOSX is now known as guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop
00:51:30 Join: shyyguy ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:51:46 Part: shyyguy ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:51:54 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Quit: Ninja, vanish!
00:55:06 Quit: Phill247 ([email protected]) Quit: Quitting!
00:59:13 Join: ChEeKyBuTCuTe ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:01:04 <LEB2C> -
01:01:04 <LEB2C> <LEB2C> http://i27.tinypic.com/246m3ip.jpg
01:01:07 <mixy> you all smell
01:01:14 <LEB2C> -
01:01:19 * LEB2C slaps PSYCHODAMUSTHEABBO around a bit with a large trout
01:01:25 <LEB2C> http://i27.tinypic.com/246m3ip.jpg
01:01:26 <LEB2C> http://i27.tinypic.com/246m3ip.jpg
01:01:27 <LEB2C> http://i27.tinypic.com/246m3ip.jpg
01:01:41 Join: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:01:48 <mixy> wow, it's a bad photo of a person from a distance
01:01:53 <mixy> good work!
01:02:26 <LEB2C> lol
01:03:43 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> drugs
01:04:38 <Skirmish> mixy: did you just have sex?
01:04:44 <mixy> nope
01:04:49 <Skirmish> [01:02] * TheCrow is now known as TheUnrealCrow
01:04:55 <Doodle> srsly, you cunts never learn
01:04:59 <Skirmish> Oh ... I thought maybe someone felt smug with his abilities.
01:04:59 Mode: (by Doodle) +b *!*@768f3f30.optusnet.com.au
01:05:00 Kick: LEB2C was kicked by boobs (You have been banned by Doodle, so go have a cry to them)
01:05:13 <mixy> that's jess
01:05:14 Quit: WNA_SUK_U_OFF ([email protected]) Quit:
01:05:14 <mixy> not daz
01:05:18 <Skirmish> Ah ok.
01:05:25 <Doodle> jess <3
01:05:37 <Doodle> who doesnt come in here anymore :(
01:05:55 <mixy> she doesn't like me anymore :/
01:06:00 <Doodle> aw why not
01:06:14 <mixy> i got annoyed at her and klutch always being at each others throats in my channel
01:06:26 <Doodle> lol well
01:06:32 <mixy> she kept deleting him and stuff
01:06:34 <Doodle> he is a total fuckwit
01:06:40 <mixy> yeah
01:06:46 <Doodle> humpty dumpty in mascara <3
01:06:48 <mixy> but at the time i talked to him quite a bit
01:06:53 <mixy> eyeliner :P
01:06:57 <Doodle> same shit to me
01:06:57 <mixy> it's worse
01:07:04 <Doodle> haha
01:07:08 <Doodle> he looks terrible
01:07:12 <Doodle> i tried to tell him
01:07:49 <mixy> he's oblivious to honest comments about his look
01:07:52 <mixy> and his maturity
01:08:12 <Doodle> lol yeah, sounds like STEEL and him should totally fuck
01:08:15 <Skirmish> Just say "Cheer up emo kid"
01:08:37 <mixy> steel isn't motherly enough for him
01:08:40 <mixy> oops, did i say that?
01:08:47 <Doodle> lolol
01:08:50 <Skirmish> themayo is lol
01:08:50 <Doodle> http://www.prowebsurfer.com/public/toolbar/content/images/0/0/0/3/2/0003231/1784/Keep%20your%20chin%20up.jpg
01:09:08 <mixy> haha
01:09:17 <Skirmish> That is an ugly bitch.
01:09:26 <mixy> i said chin up to him one time, and he shot back chinS up
01:09:27 <mixy> -.-
01:09:43 <Doodle> lol
01:09:44 <Doodle> fucker
01:09:45 <Skirmish> Sounds like a whiner.
01:09:59 <mixy> oh you have no idea
01:10:17 <Doodle> he has some little emo bitch telling him he looks good in his mums makeup, when he loosk like a clown/humpty dumpty
01:10:19 <Skirmish> I can't be nice and sensitive to people who annoy me.
01:10:23 <Doodle> thinks it is gonna get his dick sucked
01:10:24 <mixy> if you were in whores tonight you would have seen his bitchy rant about how his best mate isn't hanging out with him anymore
01:10:25 <Skirmish> I may have pushed him to suicide.
01:10:37 Part: ChEeKyBuTCuTe ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:10:52 <mixy> because he has a gf and is off getting some instead of hanging out with him
01:11:01 <Doodle> yeah surprise surprise
01:11:06 <Doodle> i know what i;'d rather do
01:11:15 <mixy> lol
01:11:40 <mixy> i know even i neglected my friends a bit when i was with my ex
01:11:49 <mixy> he was high matinence goddamnit
01:12:47 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,26316762-1702,00.html?from=public_rss
01:12:50 <Skirmish> Poor britney
01:13:34 <Doodle> ������� ������ ������ ������ ������ ����� ������ ������ �����
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01:13:39 <Doodle> fucking niggafail
01:13:46 <BOSS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZQjsiO4DT0
01:14:23 <mixy> lol
01:15:13 <Doodle> @mp3 Pendulum - Masochist VIP.mp3 (6.47MB 128kbps Stereo 7:03)
01:18:18 Quit: crossova ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:19:47 Nick: M[a]yhem is now known as Mayhem
01:19:54 <Mayhem> faggot wanks
01:20:07 <Doodle> @mp3 Monifah - Touch It.mp3 (4.36MB 128kbps Stereo 4:45)
01:20:11 <Doodle> are they different from normal wanks
01:20:16 <Doodle> actually
01:20:19 <Doodle> don;t answer that
01:20:29 <mixy> doesn't playing with penis make you gay?
01:20:38 <mixy> so all wankers are faggot wankers ^-^
01:20:41 <Doodle> omg even if its your own?
01:20:44 <Doodle> :o
01:20:46 <Mayhem> yea man
01:20:50 <Doodle> fuck
01:20:55 <Doodle> i better tell my parents :(
01:20:55 <Mayhem> if you play with your own your a gaybo
01:21:04 <Doodle> and get ready to be disowned
01:21:12 <mixy> gaaaybo
01:21:19 <Mayhem> you should commit suicide
01:21:25 <Mayhem> that'll fix everything
01:21:25 <cshaker> krystal u wanker
01:21:33 <Doodle> lol
01:21:35 <Doodle> /wrists
01:21:39 <Mayhem> lmao
01:21:43 <mixy> oh the easiest way to get disowned by your parents
01:21:47 <mixy> tell them you're pregnant
01:21:51 <Doodle> i tried that
01:21:55 <Doodle> they didn;t believe me
01:21:57 <Doodle> :/
01:21:58 <Mayhem> and that your irc nickname is mixy
01:22:01 <mixy> fail
01:22:02 <Mayhem> they'll disown u for sure
01:22:07 <mixy> oh pfft
01:22:10 <mixy> better than gayhem
01:22:14 <Doodle> lolol
01:22:20 <Mayhem> like at the snap of their fingers BAM
01:22:21 <Mayhem> disowned
01:22:25 <Doodle> my sis was too scared to tell my dad she was pregnant and she was married
01:22:26 <Mayhem> /ownership
01:22:40 <Doodle> 'HE DID WHUT?'
01:22:45 <Mayhem> ur sisters a lesbian
01:22:46 <mixy> haha
01:22:49 <Doodle> lol no
01:22:52 <Mayhem> she plays with vagina
01:22:53 <Doodle> she loves the cock
01:23:05 <mixy> oh, awesome
01:23:08 <Mayhem> she's a gaybo lesbian then?
01:23:09 <mixy> i'm straight then
01:23:12 <Doodle> probably
01:23:24 <mixy> or a gay lesbian
01:23:25 <Mayhem> theres no such thing as straight
01:23:30 <Doodle> wonky
01:23:30 <Mayhem> yer
01:23:30 <mixy> because that's a double negative
01:23:33 <Mayhem> lmao
01:23:40 <Doodle> wibbly
01:23:41 <Skirmish> mixy: Your parents aren't pleased your knocked up?
01:23:45 <Mayhem> double negative = hiv positive
01:23:46 <mixy> nope
01:23:48 <Doodle> lolol
01:24:00 <mixy> i dunno about my step mother but my fathers extremely dissapointed
01:24:06 <Mayhem> me too
01:24:12 <Mayhem> you dissapoint me so much mixy
01:24:19 <Skirmish> lol
01:24:21 <mixy> only because i didn't jump you, right? <3
01:24:26 <Mayhem> ill forgive you if you abort it and make it into a soup
01:24:31 <Doodle> @mp3 Katrina & The Waves - Walking On Sunshine.mp3 (3.52MB 128kbps Stereo 3:50)
01:24:32 <Doodle> mm soup
01:24:36 <Doodle> COME BACK 1 YEAR
01:24:36 * Mayhem licks lips
01:24:40 <mixy> i think it'd be more of a stew by now
01:24:51 <Doodle> GET IN MAH BELLEH
01:24:57 <Mayhem> bang some cracked pepper in ur twat
01:24:58 <Mayhem> yummo
01:25:00 <Doodle> lol
01:25:03 <mixy> GET OUT MAH BELLEH >:|
01:25:16 <Doodle> eat the bebehhhhh
01:25:18 <Skirmish> A chick just told me she likes me, because I remind her of a guy she works with but she can't date him .... so she asked me out.
01:25:22 <Mayhem> lolololol
01:25:30 <mixy> lol
01:25:31 <Mayhem> Skirmish
01:25:34 <Doodle> tell her she is a whore
01:25:36 <mixy> did you accept?
01:25:40 <Skirmish> "So let me get this straight. You like him, but you can have me, and I remind you of him so that works for you?"
01:25:44 <Doodle> after yo sleep with her of course
01:25:48 <Mayhem> she's gonna be so crushed when she finds out that you suck dick
01:25:51 <Skirmish> mixy: I typed lol
01:25:56 Quit: TheResetButton ([email protected]) Quit: It's all just so much dead and dusty verbal masturbation, the glorified chattering of self-important monkeys
01:25:57 <Doodle> lolol
01:26:05 <mixy> tell her you'll have to check with your gf first :P
01:26:15 <Skirmish> Doodle: That is what I was thinking. I would fuck her and tell her she's a unit.
01:26:22 <Doodle> thats the way
01:26:32 <Mayhem> faggot
01:26:52 <Skirmish> mixy: I thought I might take my gf's car down to see her and fuck in it.
01:27:01 <mixy> nice
01:27:04 * Hellfury struts past doodle and jizzes in her pnts
01:27:13 <Doodle> @mp3 The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants.mp3 (5.85MB 128kbps Stereo 6:23)
01:27:15 <mixy> does your gf get to root around too? :P
01:27:16 <Doodle> <3
01:27:22 <Hellfury> lol
01:27:28 * mixy pukes in her mouth
01:27:45 <Doodle> mm
01:27:51 <mixy> and if you don't get the reference, you fail.
01:28:02 <Skirmish> Hellfury: You're a girl ... you don't jizz. Are you leaking jizz? Been copping it a bit tonight?
01:28:20 Join: DaNieLLa` ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:29:45 <doctor> sometimes they do
01:29:47 <Mayhem> seshy
01:29:50 <Mayhem> sold ur car yet
01:29:50 <Doodle> Mayhemy
01:29:52 <Doodle> no
01:30:10 <Doodle> if it was insured i'd torch it
01:30:17 <Doodle> @mp3 No Doubt - I Throw My Toys Around (ft.Elvis Costello).mp3 (4.12MB 192kbps Stereo 3:00)
01:30:43 <Mayhem> u suck
01:30:52 <mixy> you wish he did :P
01:30:56 <Doodle> yeah but not in the way yu like
01:31:00 <Doodle> lol zing
01:31:05 <mixy> double!
01:31:05 <Doodle> ������ ������
01:31:06 <Doodle> ������ ������
01:31:26 <Doodle> fuck
01:31:30 <Doodle> thats pink
01:31:31 <Mayhem> spastic
01:31:33 <doctor> i want to be that houded old man breathing on your bedroom window
01:31:34 <mixy> lol
01:31:41 <doctor> jerking off on your curtains while you sleep
01:31:57 <mixy> who leaves their windows open these days?
01:31:58 <mixy> srsly
01:32:10 <doctor> some girl did about a month a go
01:32:12 <doctor> got raped
01:32:13 <Skirmish> I do.
01:32:28 <Mayhem> its only rape if you resist me
01:32:31 <boobs> she was probably an irc virgin
01:32:32 <Skirmish> I live in a small town though.
01:32:33 <Mayhem> \o/
01:32:34 <Mayhem> /U\
01:32:48 <Mayhem> Skirmish is the only gay in the village
01:33:01 <mixy> lol
01:33:15 <Skirmish> I want a paintball gun to shoot some of the locals.
01:33:19 <doctor> Mayhem, there was this asian dude who got sentenced here recently for drugging young males in bars and molesting them in his taxi
01:33:23 <doctor> was that person you?
01:33:26 <Skirmish> They wander the streets at like 2am talking REALLY loud.
01:33:33 <Doodle> @mp3 Janet Jackson - Tonight's The Night.mp3 (7.03MB 128kbps Stereo 7:40)
01:33:35 <Mayhem> Mr. Sex taxi?
01:33:38 <Mayhem> maybe.. ..
01:33:46 <Skirmish> Now there is an awesome irc nick.
01:33:49 <mixy> i prefer tonight's the night by little birdy
01:33:51 <mixy> ftw
01:33:52 Nick: Skirmish is now known as Mr_Sex_Taxi
01:34:01 <Mayhem> lolllllllll
01:34:03 <Doodle> little birdy can get fucked
01:34:09 <mixy> pft
01:34:27 <Mr_Sex_Taxi> -_- OH HURRO! WANT A DWINK!
01:34:28 <doctor> janet jackson killed her brother cause he was stealing all the fame
01:34:38 <boobs> the lead singer of little birdy is the sister of the lead singer from empire of the sun
01:34:42 <Mayhem> buy me a roofie colada Mr_Sex_Taxi?
01:34:45 <boobs> Random fact #4
01:34:45 <doctor> u can hav wot ever u ryke
01:34:56 <Mayhem> i'm spry
01:35:11 <doctor> we are the people who rule the world
01:35:14 <Mr_Sex_Taxi> LOL @ roofie Colada.
01:35:24 Nick: Mr_Sex_Taxi is now known as Skirmish
01:36:39 Join: Baraba ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:37:21 <boobs> awesome entertainment
01:37:24 <boobs> night o/
01:37:39 <Doodle> oh
01:37:41 <doctor> facebook is mostly dead most nights
01:37:42 <Doodle> NICE FACT
01:37:48 <Doodle> nite <3
01:37:50 <mixy> bai sonia
01:38:06 <doctor> i want l4d2 but i dont want the shitty aus version
01:38:08 <Mayhem> wheres my axs slut?
01:38:16 <Boo> oi muslims
01:38:19 <doctor> anyone getting their hands on a copy thats not censored
01:38:21 <Mayhem> you'll get what your given doctor
01:38:29 <doctor> i give, you take
01:38:30 <Mayhem> change app id's = done
01:38:34 <Mayhem> fucktard
01:38:34 <doctor> its always been that way baby
01:38:42 <doctor> not for l4d2
01:38:46 <Mayhem> im not ur babe, babe
01:38:55 <doctor> i called you baby
01:39:05 <Boo> Skirmish my goat rooting friend, hows the barnyard treating ya
01:39:15 <Mayhem> what r u talking about
01:39:23 <Mayhem> it works like that on the l4d2 demo
01:39:23 <Boo> been getting got bucks or what
01:39:26 <doctor> hes frying up bacon on his over weight mothers burning stomach
01:39:41 <Skirmish> Boo my feeble minded friend. How is life being a monkey?
01:39:45 <doctor> thats the demo tho
01:39:54 <Boo> boobies, munion out lass ; D
01:39:59 <doctor> not full version which censorship is applied by cdkey
01:40:08 <Boo> for the boys
01:40:10 <doctor> id have to buy off playasia or some shit
01:40:11 <Mayhem> where did you read that?
01:40:18 <doctor> whirlpool forums
01:40:25 <doctor> or my brother did
01:40:28 <doctor> whos a nerd
01:40:36 <doctor> so i trust his word
01:40:37 <Boo> suck cock much
01:40:51 <doctor> Mayhem sucks a good cock
01:40:51 <Boo> yeehaw, doodle ride it
01:41:10 <Doodle> @mp3 The Rasmus - F-F-F-Falling.mp3 (6.37MB 128kbps Stereo 6:57)
01:41:10 <Doodle> fkup
01:41:26 Join: TheResetButton ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:41:46 <doctor> cant do well when i think youre gonna leave me but i know i try
01:44:38 Join: dasmo ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:44:47 <dasmo> what the fuck is a facebook
01:44:57 <dasmo> help thanks
01:45:07 <Mayhem> its when i get this book
01:45:11 <Mayhem> and i slam it in your face
01:45:11 <Unreso|veD> mine sites better
01:45:20 <Unreso|veD> its called myface
01:45:22 <Unreso|veD> :)
01:45:32 <Unreso|veD> u should register hehe
01:45:44 <Mayhem> then checkout this awesum dating site called RedHotPee
01:45:46 <dasmo> do i register by sitting?
01:45:52 <dasmo> cause that's all i've been doing
01:46:00 <dasmo> how do i register on yourface?
01:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Basement Jaxx-Always Be There.mp3 (14.64MB 128kbps Stereo 15:59)
01:46:32 <Unreso|veD> lol
01:46:43 <Unreso|veD> with a pen ?
01:46:52 Nick: dasmo is now known as radarman
01:47:14 <radarman> balls
01:47:16 Quit: radarman ([email protected]) Quit:
01:47:17 <Unreso|veD> u get send a mail
01:47:20 <Unreso|veD> sent*
01:47:34 <Unreso|veD> i need ur address
01:47:46 Join: dasmo ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:48:24 <Unreso|veD> or better 4 u .. u can send ur resume to 123 fake street bullshit park ?
01:48:45 <Mayhem> wait a minute
01:48:53 <Mayhem> there is no 123
01:49:04 <dasmo> he's thinking of sesame st
01:49:05 <Mayhem> the addresses finish at 120
01:49:12 <Mayhem> your trying to trick me!
01:49:18 <dasmo> nah
01:49:22 * Unreso|veD smiles
01:49:24 <Unreso|veD> no trick
01:49:25 <dasmo> it's sesame streets birthday
01:49:27 <dasmo> isn't it?
01:49:30 Quit: Baraba ([email protected]) Quit:
01:49:31 <dasmo> so he got confused
01:49:32 <Unreso|veD> tru story
01:49:33 <Unreso|veD> :)
01:49:43 <Mayhem> true story, you all suck feaces
01:49:44 <dasmo> it's 113 he was talking about
01:49:45 <Mayhem> FAGGOTS
01:49:47 Quit: Mayhem ([email protected]) Quit:
01:49:52 <dasmo> send him your credit card number now
01:49:53 <dasmo> oh fag
01:50:03 <Unreso|veD> lol
01:50:12 <dasmo> i was about to get it
01:50:16 <dasmo> well we were
01:50:20 <dasmo> it would've been awesome
01:50:43 <Unreso|veD> lol
01:50:46 <Unreso|veD> lier
01:50:52 <dasmo> true it would've been shit
01:51:06 <dasmo> we could only do one or two things with credit cards now
01:52:01 <Unreso|veD> hay
01:52:14 <Unreso|veD> did u no when i was younger i stole a circus
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01:52:19 <Unreso|veD> but like
01:52:22 <Unreso|veD> i got busted
01:52:26 <Unreso|veD> so i had 2 give it back
01:52:53 Nick: dasm0 is now known as dasmo
01:52:58 <dasmo> fuckkkkkkk!@
01:53:01 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> facing worlds
01:53:04 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> unreal tournments
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01:53:25 <doctor> josh?
01:53:28 <Unreso|veD> :(
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01:54:14 <dasm0> balls :(
01:54:37 <doctor> lol @ u
01:54:55 <dasm0> fucking couldn't spell
01:54:57 <dasm0> then get banned
01:55:00 <dasm0> balls to that
01:55:02 <dasm0> lol
01:55:33 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> ha ha yeah
01:55:49 <dasm0> guitars look cool everywhere
01:55:58 <dasm0> so why specifically in photoshop?
01:56:30 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> ah it's somethign a friend posted once n i found it stupid n funny
01:56:54 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> what about pain?
01:56:56 <guitars-look-cool-in-photoshop> paint?
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01:57:10 Nick: Unreso|veD is now known as whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera
01:57:19 * whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera smiles
01:57:33 <dasm0> speedcameras are for uh
01:57:38 <dasm0> i was going to say fags
01:57:39 <whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera> lol
01:57:42 <dasm0> but i mean politicians
01:57:47 <dasm0> but i still want to say fags
01:57:54 <macosx> speed cams
01:57:55 <macosx> lol
01:57:59 <whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera> they are fags
01:58:10 <whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera> they are just rich control by richer poeple
01:58:18 <dasm0> thanks, you don't leave anything unresolved
01:58:23 <whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera> lol
01:58:27 <dasm0> which is why your nick confuses me
01:58:41 <whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera> lol
01:58:52 <whenigrowupiwanabeaspeedcamera> how so ?
01:59:00 <dasm0> lol
01:59:05 <dasm0> i love going to asd
01:59:13 <dasm0> and asking them to retrive my password
01:59:14 <^pilot^> grrr
01:59:16 <dasm0> when i know very well
01:59:19 <^pilot^> i hate dickheads who drink drive
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01:59:30 <Unreso|veD> lol
01:59:31 <Unreso|veD> im smart
01:59:35 <Unreso|veD> i dont have lisence
01:59:36 <dasm0> that it's some variation of cuntface
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02:00:34 <dasmo> have to change ips
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08:56:31 <purrvert> hi doodle
08:56:33 <purrvert> i'm naked
08:56:51 <Doodle> lol so was i a few mins ago, we could have had a sword fight
08:56:55 <purrvert> when will you and sonia change your nicks back
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08:57:07 <purrvert> yayyy
08:57:10 <Sesh_> there ya go just for you
08:57:12 * purrvert rolls around
08:57:14 <purrvert> wooooooooooooo
08:57:15 <Sesh_> lol
08:57:22 <Sesh_> i cbf today
08:57:25 <purrvert> me too
08:57:31 <Sesh_> about to get a truck to move my sister to her new place
08:57:32 <purrvert> i went out with mates last night
08:57:39 <purrvert> had a fucking bender
08:57:43 <Sesh_> lolol
08:57:50 <Sesh_> good work
08:57:52 <purrvert> mmmm truck
08:57:57 <purrvert> turbo bro?
08:57:57 <Sesh_> yeahhhhhh
08:58:00 * Sesh_ honks
08:58:03 <Sesh_> iunno
08:58:05 <Sesh_> prolly
08:58:06 <purrvert> lololol
08:58:08 <purrvert> yeah
08:58:15 <purrvert> im kitten
08:58:19 <Sesh_> it has a hydraulic lift, thats gotta be good for 5kw
08:58:26 <purrvert> lol
08:58:33 <Sesh_> my cat is still out fucking around
08:58:37 <purrvert> yeah
08:58:39 <purrvert> they do that
08:58:47 <purrvert> my cats are being little chinese people
08:58:50 <Sesh_> hahahaha
08:58:55 <purrvert> i might go give one a squeeze
08:59:00 <purrvert> charrrrrrlie
08:59:06 <Sesh_> don't pop em, its messy
08:59:10 <purrvert> the female cat is funny
08:59:13 <purrvert> if you sit her on you
08:59:18 <purrvert> and don't let her go
08:59:21 <purrvert> she'll growl
08:59:25 <Sesh_> hahaha
08:59:28 <Sesh_> rrrRRrrRRRRRRrr
08:59:31 <purrvert> i do it just to hear her funny meow
08:59:40 <Sesh_> rooster chased a dog around here the other day
08:59:43 <Sesh_> fkn pisser
08:59:50 <Sesh_> was all puffed up andf shit
09:00:11 <purrvert> lol
09:00:12 <Sesh_> tho it was only a poodle
09:00:17 <purrvert> ye
09:00:24 <Sesh_> rooster and i don;t allow poodles in our house
09:00:29 <Sesh_> so he had to go
09:00:32 <purrvert> yeah
09:00:36 <purrvert> i understand
09:00:40 <purrvert> cat decides the rules
09:00:44 * Sesh_ nods
09:00:56 <Sesh_> he lets me live in his house and feed him
09:01:08 <purrvert> i put out a cigarette with my finger
09:01:09 <purrvert> lol
09:01:15 <purrvert> its sore
09:01:17 <purrvert> hahahahahaha
09:01:25 <Sesh_> lolol it would be
09:01:31 <Sesh_> aiight i gotta fkoff again
09:01:35 <Sesh_> have a good one nigga
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09:02:12 <purrvert> faggot
09:02:15 <purrvert> seeya mate
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09:18:37 <STEEL> idiots
09:18:50 <STEEL> now i gotta go into work in the city and pickup some paperwork for a job 2nite :(
09:18:52 <STEEL> lol
09:19:09 <STEEL> and go to autobarn and take back that massive K+N filter
09:19:21 <STEEL> apparently i have to buy a HDT intake
09:19:25 <STEEL> the tray
09:19:33 <STEEL> anyways bbl <3
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11:12:35 <BritneySpears> anyone want free tickets to my show tonight in perth
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11:13:11 <BritneySpears> must be ok with me miming
11:13:13 <hash> i dont think any1 will be back yo
11:13:50 <BritneySpears> i dont know the words to my songs, i keep forgetting them
11:14:18 <hash> its okay baby, just hang your ass out at the audience and pretend 2 sing
11:15:08 <BritneySpears> but i wont be wearing any underwear
11:15:24 <hash> even better
11:16:25 <hash> bring ya kids along and pass them around the crowd
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14:37:39 <purrvert> minx88,
14:37:57 <minx88> purrvert
14:38:15 <purrvert> hi thar
14:38:21 <minx88> hey
14:38:32 * purrvert purrs
14:38:55 <purrvert> it's hot
14:39:55 <minx88> lol yep pretty hot
14:40:08 <purrvert> mmm
14:40:10 <purrvert> u in vic?
14:40:20 <minx88> yeah
14:40:33 <purrvert> me 2
14:41:51 <ANDY> mmmmm nice aircon house :D
14:42:09 <purrvert> ye
14:42:12 <ANDY> its like 18 degrees in here
14:42:14 <purrvert> i could turn mine on
14:42:24 <purrvert> but im a environmentally friendly bee today
14:42:44 <purrvert> andy
14:42:44 <ANDY> lol
14:42:47 <ANDY> im not
14:42:48 <purrvert> i saw mandy at the pub lol
14:42:55 <ANDY> kool
14:43:15 <purrvert> she had a beer
14:43:22 <ANDY> and
14:43:23 <ANDY> ?
14:43:30 <purrvert> she told me
14:43:30 <ANDY> she has alot of beer in the past
14:43:37 <purrvert> leprechauns were coming
14:43:38 <purrvert> to get me
14:43:42 <ANDY> lol
14:44:08 <ANDY> what pup
14:44:09 <ANDY> hallam?
14:44:20 <purrvert> pier live
14:44:20 <purrvert> frankston
14:44:24 <ANDY> lol
14:44:25 <ANDY> ok
14:44:30 <purrvert> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:44:32 <ANDY> well she is on line at moment
14:44:37 <purrvert> ye
14:44:48 <ANDY> im assuming that her
14:44:58 <purrvert> true that
14:45:03 <ANDY> we dont talk no morfe
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14:45:08 <purrvert> yea same
14:45:09 <ANDY> hi meaw
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14:45:15 <purrvert> im surprised she came up to me
14:45:19 <ANDY> lol
14:45:20 <purrvert> i thought she hated me
14:45:21 <purrvert> lol
14:45:28 <Meaw> hey..
14:45:32 <purrvert> hi Meaw
14:45:39 <purrvert> what are u wearing
14:45:43 <Meaw> who hated u purrvert?
14:45:50 <ANDY> my ex gf
14:45:51 <purrvert> just this funny girl
14:46:03 <Meaw> I'm wearing nothing atm purrvert
14:46:07 <ANDY> lol
14:46:09 <purrvert> same Meaw
14:46:12 <Meaw> cool
14:46:17 <purrvert> im going to go to the front windows
14:46:18 <ANDY> im wear budgee smuggles
14:46:21 <purrvert> and expose myself
14:46:22 <ANDY> that have pink poker dots
14:46:30 <purrvert> to all the people walking around
14:46:35 <ANDY> and are bright green
14:46:39 <purrvert> lol
14:46:43 <Meaw> lol
14:46:46 <purrvert> i might take off my pants
14:46:49 <purrvert> wait
14:46:51 <purrvert> im naked
14:46:52 <purrvert> lol
14:46:53 <ANDY> and jacklet?
14:46:59 <Meaw> purrvert please dont scary ur neighbors
14:47:07 <purrvert> lol Meaw
14:47:27 <purrvert> you're value
14:47:47 <ANDY> Meaw u on msn?
14:47:52 <ANDY> i didnt see u come online
14:47:54 <Meaw> u would be surprise if they come up to u
14:48:11 <Meaw> yea i am ANDY
14:48:20 <Meaw> I saw u came
14:48:21 <ANDY> so u are
14:48:22 <ANDY> lol
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14:48:52 <purrvert> im high
14:48:56 <ANDY> kool
14:49:37 <purrvert> off nothing
14:50:18 <Meaw> brb need to put on lotion
14:50:32 <purrvert> yayyy
14:51:44 <Meaw> why u so happy purrvert
14:52:03 <purrvert> coz
14:52:05 <purrvert> :)
14:52:07 <purrvert> i just am
14:52:13 <Meaw> :)
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14:52:45 <failbait> cunts
14:53:40 <Meaw> failbait
14:53:57 <QuestionMark> hi
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14:54:05 <Meaw> hi
14:54:20 <QuestionMark> how r u
14:54:48 <Meaw> very well thnx for asking n how about u?
14:55:02 <QuestionMark> im excellent just got home from a late one
14:55:09 <QuestionMark> nice summers day
14:55:13 <Meaw> wew sounds tiring
14:55:14 <QuestionMark> couldnt ask for more
14:55:23 <QuestionMark> waiting for the sun to go down then hit the beach
14:55:36 <QuestionMark> yeh just taking time out for a bit
14:55:39 <QuestionMark> yourself
14:55:40 <Meaw> yea but I hate perth weather atm
14:55:51 <QuestionMark> hehehehe
14:55:52 <purrvert> bum
14:55:53 <QuestionMark> its aaight
14:55:59 <purrvert> i want dicks
14:56:01 <purrvert> in my bum
14:56:03 <QuestionMark> u will learn to deal with it
14:56:04 <purrvert> jokes
14:56:06 <Meaw> go for it purrvert
14:56:12 <QuestionMark> excellent
14:56:13 <purrvert> lol Meaw
14:56:24 <Meaw> u have didldo purrvert?
14:56:27 <purrvert> nop
14:56:29 <purrvert> u?
14:56:30 <Meaw> aww
14:56:34 <Meaw> ask ur gf
14:56:37 <purrvert> Meaw,
14:56:44 <purrvert> have u ever put dildo in your bum
14:56:49 <Meaw> I havent got one neither
14:56:53 <QuestionMark> lol
14:56:54 <purrvert> o
14:56:59 <Hellfury> back [r: fk] [3h33m51s]
14:57:02 <Meaw> I didnt use dildo purrvert
14:57:09 <purrvert> do u want one?
14:57:12 <Meaw> no
14:57:14 <Meaw> thx
14:57:15 <purrvert> why not
14:57:21 <Meaw> I had enough
14:57:24 <QuestionMark> what did u use instead
14:57:26 <purrvert> enough what?
14:57:34 <Meaw> I use dick
14:57:40 <purrvert> how many dicks u got
14:57:43 <Meaw> one
14:57:47 <purrvert> where is it
14:57:51 <Meaw> gone
14:57:58 <purrvert> where did it go
14:58:00 <purrvert> when u had it
14:58:06 <Meaw> some other bums
14:58:10 <purrvert> LOL
14:58:13 <purrvert> wha
14:58:14 <Meaw> hahha
14:58:22 <purrvert> did it go in your bum
14:58:29 <Meaw> yea
14:58:33 <purrvert> how about your vagina
14:58:37 <ANDY> i wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna lay u down in a bed of rosesssssssssssssssssssssssss
14:58:43 <Meaw> untouchable
14:58:46 <purrvert> why
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14:58:53 <ANDY> meaw still a virgin
14:59:00 <Meaw> no
14:59:08 <ANDY> u aint no more
14:59:09 <ANDY> ??
14:59:10 <purrvert> Meaw,
14:59:19 <ANDY> u were last time i s-poke to u
14:59:22 <purrvert> has a man ever ejaculated into your bum
14:59:24 <Meaw> well yea maybe technically
14:59:28 <ANDY> lol
14:59:32 <ANDY> i get ya meaw
14:59:37 <purrvert> Meaw,
14:59:47 <ANDY> i wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna
14:59:49 <Meaw> yes purrvert
14:59:49 <purrvert> did the guy ejaculate inside you when he fucked your bum
14:59:54 <purrvert> what did it feel like?
15:00:00 <Meaw> yes
15:00:06 <Meaw> ummm
15:00:13 <Meaw> not too bad
15:00:16 <purrvert> cool
15:00:20 <purrvert> so you liked it?
15:00:21 <ANDY> it felt like syrip
15:00:22 <ANDY> lol
15:00:42 <purrvert> so you liked it?
15:00:44 <purrvert> Meaw,
15:00:50 <ANDY> purrvert u horny aitn u
15:00:50 <failbait> where can i get some decent working proxys ?
15:00:51 <Meaw> if he did it correctly and longer I would of like it
15:00:59 <purrvert> failbait,
15:01:00 <purrvert> goto
15:01:03 <purrvert> www.paedophile.com
15:01:09 <Meaw> hahhah
15:01:09 <purrvert> for plenty of proxys
15:01:11 <ANDY> www.hidemyass.com
15:01:17 <Meaw> lmao
15:01:22 <ANDY> im serious tho
15:01:27 <ANDY> its a proxy site
15:02:15 <ANDY> its ironiuc
15:02:54 <failbait> thanks andy
15:03:00 <Meaw> hmmm
15:03:02 <ANDY> np
15:03:15 <failbait> it seems a bit slow
15:03:19 <ANDY> failbait its a good site and its free
15:03:24 <ANDY> were thats the only down side
15:03:29 <ANDY> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,26317592-1702,00.html?from=public_rss
15:03:37 <ANDY> lerner clockede 100ks over speed limit
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15:03:56 <purrvert> ye saw that
15:03:58 <purrvert> what a douche
15:04:09 <purrvert> failbait, you downloading cee pee
15:04:27 <failbait> nar
15:04:32 <failbait> i am banned from x sketch
15:04:38 <purrvert> wtf is that
15:04:43 <failbait> like pictionary
15:04:45 <failbait> lol
15:04:48 <Meaw> lol
15:05:00 <purrvert> hmmm
15:05:02 <purrvert> why band
15:05:16 <failbait> i called an admin a fuckwit
15:05:19 <failbait> coz he was being one
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15:05:26 <ANDY> lol
15:05:33 <failbait> he was though
15:05:41 <failbait> i was sticking up for somneone else
15:05:46 <failbait> coz he was stiring shit with pple
15:05:48 <purrvert> my dick is wet
15:05:51 <failbait> lol
15:05:58 <purrvert> is ur ip static
15:05:59 <purrvert> ?
15:06:18 <ANDY> dynamikc or static
15:06:21 <purrvert> \/h/g/h/t/r/t/h//th/r/d/d//g
15:06:26 <mr`indiazz> Free Slurpee @ 7/11 TODAY ONLY
15:06:28 <wogz`> sonia
15:06:30 <purrvert> ye
15:06:31 <wogz`> boobs
15:06:35 <ANDY> u say it best, when u say nothing at all
15:06:41 <purrvert> trust a fucking curry muncher to know
15:06:41 <purrvert> lol
15:07:00 <Meaw> i like that song ANDY
15:07:04 <ANDY> yer so do i
15:07:16 <ANDY> thats why im lisstening to it now
15:07:22 <Meaw> mmmmm
15:07:28 <ANDY> any chick says it best when they say nothing at all
15:07:40 <ANDY> lol
15:07:50 <failbait> i dont know purrverrrttt
15:08:06 <Meaw> yes they are ANDY
15:08:18 <ANDY> :P
15:08:20 <Meaw> no talk just action ;p
15:08:45 <failbait> my boss touches me
15:09:03 <ANDY> lol
15:09:16 <ANDY> yep meaw, a woman who can take charge
15:09:17 <ANDY> :P
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15:09:51 <failbait> it's a man
15:09:52 <failbait> :(
15:10:20 <failbait> wait
15:10:24 <failbait> free slurpeee
15:10:27 <failbait> i just saw hat
15:10:33 <failbait> do u have to buy nething ?
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15:10:43 <ANDY> this britnay spears sonmg isnt to bad either
15:10:44 <ANDY> lol
15:11:30 <failbait> i am so sick of being banned from everything
15:11:53 <ANDY> dont cause shit lmao\
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15:12:47 <ANDY> hahah i just found this chick i went to school with on rsvp
15:12:49 <ANDY> lmao
15:12:51 <ANDY> thats funny as
15:12:58 <al3c0> lol
15:13:00 <al3c0> yer
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15:13:08 <failbait> is she hot
15:13:13 <ANDY> yer she alright
15:13:15 <Unreso|veD> ?
15:13:21 <ANDY> but i already fukkedd her in hs
15:13:48 <failbait> really
15:13:52 <failbait> do it again
15:14:07 <ANDY> nar, she already wanted to hook up with me in the middle of the year
15:14:57 <failbait> nice
15:15:05 <failbait> fuck her in the anusss
15:15:56 <ANDY> nar that shit is boring
15:16:46 <Meaw> hahahh
15:16:54 <Meaw> really ANDY?
15:16:54 <failbait> lol
15:16:59 <Meaw> u tried it?
15:17:11 <ANDY> lol yer iv tried it many times
15:17:19 <Meaw> and?
15:17:25 <ANDY> and im over it
15:17:26 <ANDY> lol
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15:17:57 <Meaw> then they must be not that tight then
15:18:32 <ANDY> nart its not that
15:18:51 <failbait> sooo many single sluts on rsvp
15:18:57 <failbait> thats like a pussy pickup
15:19:08 <ANDY> lol
15:19:17 <ANDY> yer alot of them arnt that great looking
15:19:17 <ANDY> lol
15:19:23 <ANDY> and have kids
15:19:23 <Meaw> oh
15:19:57 <failbait> yer
15:20:01 <Meaw> try PlentyOfFish.com
15:20:09 <failbait> they all say how they want a realtionship
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15:20:13 <failbait> deep down all they want
15:20:17 <ANDY> is the cock
15:20:19 <failbait> is a cock rammed down their face
15:20:25 <cradel> lul
15:20:28 <Meaw> hahahah
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15:20:44 <failbait> just meet up with them
15:20:46 <failbait> and be like
15:20:47 <failbait> hey
15:20:53 <failbait> lets not beat around the bush here
15:20:58 <failbait> question one
15:21:03 <failbait> spit or swollow
15:21:06 <ANDY> lol
15:21:08 <failbait> question 2
15:21:08 <Meaw> lmao
15:21:10 <failbait> anal
15:21:12 <failbait> yes/no ?
15:21:25 <failbait> question 3.. are u over 16 ?
15:21:27 <ANDY> if i ever had one of those rsvp things
15:21:37 <ANDY> my headline would be, im here to fuck
15:21:46 <failbait> ll
15:21:48 <failbait> lololo
15:21:48 <Meaw> was those ur questions failbait?
15:21:55 <failbait> yer
15:22:13 <Meaw> how many response u got failbait?
15:22:17 <ANDY> lol
15:22:24 <ANDY> he got likew 1000000 responsdes
15:22:28 <ANDY> from drag queens
15:22:33 <Meaw> wohhhhooo
15:22:35 <failbait> nah
15:22:36 <ANDY> withr long tonugues
15:22:48 <failbait> i had an rsvp account when i was like 17
15:23:10 <ANDY> sompone posted pics of moles from work on facebpook
15:23:10 <ANDY> lmao
15:23:21 <failbait> fuck there are so many sluts who live near me
15:23:25 <failbait> there is hundreds of them
15:23:45 <ANDY> lol
15:23:52 <ANDY> desperate woman
15:23:54 <ANDY> lmao
15:23:55 <failbait> 584 chicks who live within 10 km of me who are between 18 and 25
15:23:58 <ANDY> prob got the herps
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15:24:16 <failbait> i wonder how many of them i could fuck
15:24:21 <Meaw> I go get them failbait
15:24:35 <ANDY> type my address in there and see how many of them 1k away
15:24:35 <ANDY> lol
15:24:56 <ANDY> im looking for a 18 year old gf
15:25:02 * cradel sends some DDoS in ANDY's direction
15:25:08 <failbait> i found someone i know
15:25:09 <ANDY> lol
15:25:23 <failbait> http://www.rsvp.com.au/profile/display.jsp?handle=Lisa023&uid=2268237
15:25:27 <failbait> cut her head off
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15:25:55 <ANDY> 117 within 10 ks of where i live
15:25:57 <failbait> sammy
15:26:04 <failbait> lol
15:26:16 <failbait> i have more sluts
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15:26:21 <Meaw> hmmm
15:26:29 <ANDY> why do they all start with i cant believe im doing tbhis
15:26:30 <ANDY> lol
15:26:33 <Meaw> is that what both of u intend to do?
15:27:07 <ANDY> i intend not to go near any of these herpes infested bitches
15:27:07 <ANDY> lol
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15:28:22 <ANDY> lol i know one chiuck on there
15:28:23 <ANDY> lmao
15:29:40 <ANDY> listen to your cock, when she on her knees
15:29:45 <ANDY> listen to your heartttttttttt
15:29:52 <ANDY> before you tell him goodbye
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15:38:44 <Meaw> ciao people
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16:53:07 <Bass`Babe85> Hai all =)
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16:54:06 <Meaw> hmmm that was a quick walk
16:54:19 <Bass`Babe85> fuck walking in this heat
16:54:39 <Meaw> oh perth cloudy at the moment Bass`Babe85
16:54:51 <Meaw> almost dark
16:54:52 <Bass`Babe85> It's 33 here atm and very sunny
16:55:15 <Bass`Babe85> I managed to shave one leg
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16:55:17 <Bass`Babe85> =S
16:55:33 <Meaw> what abt the other?
16:55:46 <Bass`Babe85> shavers fucked, it's electric
16:55:51 <Meaw> lol
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16:56:08 <Meaw> why dont just waxed
16:56:16 <Meaw> its better
16:56:24 <Bass`Babe85> I have sensative skin
16:56:27 <Meaw> awww
16:57:01 <Meaw> how many times u shave ur legs?
16:57:10 <Meaw> everyday?
16:57:18 <Bass`Babe85> every third day
16:57:26 <Bass`Babe85> I don't like ANY stubble
16:57:32 <Meaw> hahahh
16:57:35 <Bass`Babe85> and electric isn't really a close shave
16:58:00 <Meaw> hows the result? is it really clear?
16:58:24 <Bass`Babe85> yeah legs are smo0th for two days they lo0k okay by the third
16:58:29 <Bass`Babe85> then they get abit stubbly
16:58:35 <Meaw> yea
17:00:09 <Meaw> I cbf shave if I'm not gonna meet anyone or going anywhere
17:00:35 <Bass`Babe85> yeah over winter I rarely shave
17:00:45 <Bass`Babe85> I get itchy in summer if I don't
17:01:05 <Meaw> maybe u should put on more lotion
17:01:52 <Meaw> dry skin make it itchy easily
17:02:16 <Meaw> especially on summer
17:03:03 <Meaw> *winter
17:06:26 <Bass`Babe85> lotion isn't go0d for my skin
17:06:32 <Bass`Babe85> makes it heaps oily
17:08:36 <Meaw> oh
17:08:45 <Meaw> what did u use for ur skin then?
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17:11:27 <Bass`Babe85> I'm olive skinned so I don't really need any moisturiser, I use goat milk soap
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17:15:28 <Meaw> goat milk soap?
17:15:41 <ANDY> peoplesssss
17:15:45 <Bass`Babe85> yeah it's really go0d and smells awesome
17:15:51 <Bass`Babe85> go0d for sensative skin
17:15:54 <Bass`Babe85> hai ANDY <3
17:15:54 <Meaw> that sounds bizare
17:16:04 <ANDY> hgello Bass`Babe85
17:16:05 <Meaw> ANDY
17:16:09 <ANDY> and Meaw
17:16:12 <Bass`Babe85> yeah I thought so too but my partner and I love the stuff
17:16:21 <Bass`Babe85> I'd never drink goat milk tho
17:16:40 <Bass`Babe85> HGELLO
17:16:41 <Bass`Babe85> HGELLO
17:16:44 <Meaw> did u said smells awesome lol
17:16:50 <Bass`Babe85> yeah it does
17:16:59 <Bass`Babe85> it's got a really nice perfume scent
17:17:00 <Meaw> never tought of it
17:17:20 <ANDY> i kissed a girl and i liked it
17:17:22 <Bass`Babe85> Well I didn't make it myself I got it from a natural therapy shop
17:17:41 <Meaw> I like that song too ANDY
17:17:47 <ANDY> :)
17:17:56 <ANDY> i feel like iv been lounched in the ribs
17:18:02 <ANDY> punched
17:18:02 <ANDY> lol
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17:18:32 <ANDY> my right arm is sun burnt because i went driving today
17:19:12 <Bass`Babe85> ouchies
17:19:17 <ANDY> and m,y left arm aint even touched
17:19:18 <ANDY> lol
17:19:25 <Bass`Babe85> it's 33 here
17:19:30 <Bass`Babe85> how hot is it there?
17:19:40 <ANDY> probally bout the same as where u are
17:19:41 <ANDY> lol
17:19:54 <ANDY> good old melbourne weather
17:20:05 <ANDY> 36 i think i heard today
17:20:17 <Meaw> woah
17:20:35 <ANDY> but i got air con on so its bout 16 in the house
17:21:09 <Meaw> yeah lucky us ANDY
17:21:18 <ANDY> yer
17:21:51 <ANDY> allllll myyyyyyyy life i pray for somone like you, and i thank god i finally found somone like u
17:21:56 <Bass`Babe85> it's 37+ all next week
17:22:06 <ANDY> great work goiung to be hot
17:22:15 <Bass`Babe85> kco and jojo
17:22:18 <Bass`Babe85> kci even
17:22:31 <Meaw> now I dunno that song ANDY
17:22:36 <ANDY> lol
17:22:37 <Bass`Babe85> it's old
17:22:41 <ANDY> yep
17:22:42 <Bass`Babe85> before your time Meaw
17:22:44 <ANDY> kc and jojo
17:23:00 <Bass`Babe85> they had some really go0d r&b back in the day
17:23:04 <ANDY> teh stupid 7/11 machine is out of order at local 7/11
17:23:12 <Bass`Babe85> crazy is another of theres I like
17:23:14 <ANDY> skuroee
17:23:19 <ANDY> slurpee machine i mean
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17:38:42 <ANDY> hi mira
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17:42:59 * bam is AFK, on another planet
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17:49:04 <Sonia> \o/
17:49:05 <Sonia> /v\
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17:52:31 * Sonia touches MACOSX
17:52:41 <boredguy24> any horny girls or guys feel like chatting? either on here or on the phone
17:53:05 <Wags-The-Dog> boredguy24 do you charge
17:53:16 <Drizzt> you causing trouble again Sonia? lol
17:53:26 <Meaw> lol
17:53:31 <Sonia> sif
17:53:35 <Sonia> I'm lovely and stuff
17:53:48 <Drizzt> i love the "and stuff" lol
17:54:19 <Sonia> :D
17:54:30 <Meaw> ;p
17:54:32 <Drizzt> thats also the bit that worries me darl :) how you doing btw cutey?
17:56:48 <Sonia> hai Meaw
17:57:02 <Sonia> I'm good thanks, a little darker from being in the sun
17:57:06 <Sonia> how about yourself Drizzt
17:57:25 <Drizzt> im waking up lol
17:57:44 <Meaw> katy Perry is so hot
17:57:53 <Sonia> lol only waking up now? nice on
17:57:53 <Sonia> e
17:57:59 <Drizzt> haha Sonia well i did get up @ 7
17:58:03 <MACOSX> lol
17:58:05 <Drizzt> but i only had 3 hrs sleep
17:58:06 <MACOSX> hey sonia
17:58:10 <Drizzt> then i crashed around 1pm
17:58:48 <boredguy24> any horny girls or guys feel like chatting? either on here or on the phone.
17:58:49 <Drizzt> got up an hour ago - still groggy
17:58:58 <Drizzt> boredguy24 seriously, remove your head from your spchinter, then chat
17:59:01 <Drizzt> and get a new line
17:59:29 <Sonia> hrmm
17:59:34 <Sonia> so where are you Drizzt
17:59:40 <Drizzt> sonia your on my fb hun :)
18:00:00 <Sonia> yeah
18:00:04 <Sonia> but effort to look it up
18:00:05 <Drizzt> read it lol
18:00:14 <Drizzt> its effort to write it lol
18:01:12 <Sonia> oh you suck
18:01:20 <Sonia> I don't even remember your name
18:01:32 <Drizzt> no, i lick nibble and carress, but only if the woman im doing it to asks VERY nicely :P
18:01:48 <Sonia> lol
18:01:52 <Sonia> enough foreplay
18:02:04 <Drizzt> lol
18:02:12 <Meaw> lol
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18:02:30 <Meaw> how nice should they ask Drizzt?
18:02:47 <Drizzt> she should ask very nicely.... :P and of course ill respond nicely :P
18:02:54 <Meaw> describe "VERY nicely"?
18:03:07 <Drizzt> why Meaw? lol
18:03:12 <Meaw> ;p
18:03:13 <Drizzt> you thinking about asking? lol
18:03:15 * Drizzt laughs - give away to a good home - one slightly used but good condition australian male. is domesticated, can cook clean and sew and will not bite the children (but has been known to bite female owner on occassion, when asked nicely) requires regular shags and tlc. apply within
18:03:16 <Drizzt> lol
18:03:19 <Sonia> thanks Drizzt
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18:03:27 <Drizzt> np Sonia
18:03:34 <Sonia> have you had your cherry popped yet Meaw
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18:03:53 <Meaw> Sonia shush
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18:04:13 Mode: (by Sonia) +v Skirmish
18:04:22 <Sonia> haha
18:04:25 <Sonia> no deal!
18:04:30 <Meaw> hahahah
18:04:31 * Skirmish crosses arms!
18:04:38 <Sonia> hai Skirmish
18:04:48 <Skirmish> Hai Sonia :)
18:04:58 <Skirmish> How is the uber Austnet lady doing today?
18:05:00 <Drizzt> no deal for what exactly? lol
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18:05:21 <Skirmish> No deal for Meaw's lebionic advances!!
18:05:27 <Skirmish> LESBIONIC!
18:05:28 <Meaw> lol
18:05:54 <Drizzt> haha well Meaw just applied for the position i advertised for rofl
18:05:56 <Drizzt> jk
18:05:58 <Meaw> I'm more to bisexual to be honest Skirmish
18:06:01 <Skirmish> Show me your boobs NOW Meaw.
18:06:15 <Skirmish> heh poet.
18:06:32 <Meaw> Skirmish u sounds like all those dickheads that ever chat on irc
18:06:34 <Skirmish> Show your nipples and be popular!!
18:06:51 <Skirmish> There is a huge difference between me and those people Meaw.
18:06:56 <Skirmish> I would never stick it in your ass.
18:07:03 <Meaw> I cant see the different Skirmish
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18:07:15 Mode: (by Sonia) +v gs69azza
18:07:20 <Skirmish> They'd pound your pooper in a heartbeat!!
18:07:21 <Meaw> nothing wrong with the ass
18:07:34 <Skirmish> :-/
18:07:35 <Sonia> :S
18:07:49 <Skirmish> You're disgusting.
18:08:04 <Meaw> I bet 70% of guys love it
18:08:16 <Skirmish> Well I am the leader of the 30% that don't.
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18:08:25 <Meaw> yea then too bad for u
18:08:41 <Skirmish> Too bad? Too bad my penis will never smell of asian poo?
18:08:45 <Skirmish> GOOD I SAY!
18:08:46 <Sonia> LOL
18:08:48 <Meaw> hahahah
18:08:50 <gs69azza> ohai
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18:08:52 <Meaw> make sense
18:08:57 <Digger> Skirmish is a sleaze bag
18:09:08 <Skirmish> Digger: Only your mum says that.
18:09:17 <Digger> Meaw knows it Skirmish
18:09:18 <Meaw> I always love to beat u Skirmish
18:09:25 <Skirmish> beat me?
18:09:25 <Digger> Skirmish is a loser
18:09:35 <Skirmish> I was beaten?
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18:09:36 * Skirmish is confused.
18:09:43 <Meaw> yeah
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18:09:53 <Skirmish> You couldn't beat an egg white with an electric beater Meaw.
18:09:55 Nick: Digger is now known as TheMayo
18:09:58 <TheMayo> Skirmish is a loser
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18:10:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@68237565.comcen.net.au
18:10:06 Kick: TheMayo was kicked by ChanOP (enough fun for one night, isn't it your bed time)
18:10:16 <Meaw> you wanna try my braces taste Skirmish
18:10:17 <Sonia> o_O
18:10:35 <Meaw> hahahah
18:10:55 <Skirmish> Meaw you foul thai prostitute.
18:11:00 <Meaw> thanks
18:11:03 <Skirmish> Hush your semen smelling breath.
18:11:13 <Skirmish> And explain to me how I was "beat".
18:11:20 <Meaw> well thats not too bad and what are you Skirmish Slut?
18:11:54 <Skirmish> I'm a slut?
18:11:58 <Meaw> yea
18:12:04 <Meaw> you a slut
18:12:05 <Skirmish> I would prefer to say "Tester of the women".
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18:12:23 <Skirmish> What evidence can you provide to support your claim?
18:12:36 <Skirmish> Or is this just more thai benchong dribble?
18:12:38 <Meaw> how many girls you have fucked?
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18:12:44 <Skirmish> 70 odd.
18:12:49 <Skirmish> Who counts?
18:12:54 <Meaw> lmao
18:12:56 <Skirmish> Only a slut would count.
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18:13:04 <MACOSX> just feeling stuffed
18:13:08 <MACOSX> need to shower n have a rest lol
18:13:11 <Skirmish> I'm not a slut. I change my mind a lot.
18:13:18 <Meaw> yea only Slut can tell
18:14:18 <Skirmish> Are you jealous Meaw? Are you jealous I don't want to dip my penis in your polluted gully of doom?
18:14:52 <Meaw> sorry Skirmish I'm too worth for ur dick
18:15:06 <Drizzt> too worth for ur dick?
18:15:13 <Skirmish> Engris beetch.
18:15:15 <Drizzt> Meaw that doesnt make any sense? lol
18:15:22 <Meaw> I know
18:15:25 <Meaw> hahahah
18:15:33 <Meaw> I need a dictionary
18:15:40 <Skirmish> She's thai dude. When they get angry they sound like a german machine gun from world war 2.
18:15:48 <Meaw> hahhaah
18:15:52 <giru> skirmish hangs of every word
18:15:56 <giru> off
18:15:58 <Meaw> I'm not Thai actually Skirmish
18:16:07 <Skirmish> giru: I have 12 hours to waste.
18:16:09 <Skirmish> Why not?
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18:16:10 <Meaw> and I'm not DUDE
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18:16:27 <Skirmish> I never said you were DUDE you dumb thai.
18:16:46 <Skirmish> Do you buy your electronics from BING REE?
18:16:56 <Meaw> never buy that thing
18:17:12 <Skirmish> What thing?
18:17:19 <Meaw> I bet u their famous buyer
18:17:32 <purrvert> hey faggots
18:17:38 <Meaw> purrvert hey
18:17:49 <purrvert> hi Meaw
18:17:51 <purrvert> whats up
18:17:55 <Meaw> :)
18:17:59 * Sonia touches purrvert
18:17:59 <purrvert> (:
18:18:11 <Skirmish> Meaw: It's a rule of austnet that only english be used on this server.
18:18:24 <Skirmish> Please acknowledge and endevour to only speak english.
18:18:30 <Skirmish> Hai purrvert.
18:18:36 <Meaw> I completely understood that rule Skirmish.
18:18:37 <purrvert> hi Skirmish
18:18:38 <purrvert> hi Sonia
18:18:41 * purrvert purrs
18:18:46 <Sonia> hai purrvert
18:18:51 * purrvert rolls around
18:19:04 <Skirmish> Meaw: Then make sense you fucking monkey.
18:19:30 <Skirmish> Thai women are no more than anorexic gorilla's with jewellery.
18:19:42 <Sonia> mmm gorilla
18:19:52 <Meaw> Skirmish I understand your anger but dont bring it here for my sake please. thank you!
18:20:19 <Skirmish> Anger? PFFT sif get angry on irc.
18:20:28 <Skirmish> I am role playing stupid gorilla!
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18:20:49 <Meaw> ok GORILLA.
18:21:37 <Skirmish> I am at work for the next 11 and a half hours. You are going to entertain me or commit suicide and be eaten by your family.
18:21:47 <Meaw> hahahah
18:21:55 <Meaw> deal Skirmish.
18:24:11 <Skirmish> GOOD! Now hush and stop trying to fuck stevo.
18:24:36 <Skirmish> Just leave Stevo alone before he gets an austnet AVO on you.
18:24:55 <Meaw> hahahah
18:25:05 <Meaw> never heard from him since
18:25:10 <Meaw> how is he?
18:25:14 <Skirmish> Since you had sex with him?
18:25:26 <Meaw> hahahah
18:25:43 <Skirmish> Did you provide Stevo with oral pleasure Meaw?
18:25:49 <Meaw> since my brother show his doodle to him
18:25:55 <Sonia> err
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18:26:07 <Skirmish> You provided your brother oral pleasure?
18:26:07 <purrvert> hi girls
18:26:12 <Meaw> lmao
18:26:32 <Meaw> I havent unfortunately Skirmish
18:26:43 <Skirmish> unfortunately ........ right.
18:26:50 <Meaw> yea
18:26:51 <Skirmish> You incestual anorexic gorilla.
18:26:58 <Meaw> hahhaha
18:27:00 <Drizzt> her brother couldnt afford the $5 for the suki suki Skirmish
18:27:05 <Skirmish> LOL
18:27:09 <Meaw> lol
18:27:14 <Meaw> yea
18:27:18 <Skirmish> 5 DORRA!
18:27:20 <Meaw> he is only 9
18:27:25 <Meaw> I wouldnt blame him
18:27:27 <Drizzt> so thats legal there Meaw lol
18:27:32 <Skirmish> So you're waiting for him to be 10?
18:27:33 <Meaw> hmmm
18:27:40 <Meaw> umm
18:27:47 <Meaw> maybe not Skirmish
18:27:56 <Skirmish> Happy birthday brother blowjob eh?
18:28:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv Drizzt Meaw
18:28:07 <Drizzt> aww ty Sonia :) xx
18:28:08 <Meaw> aww thanks Sonia
18:28:17 <Sonia> np niggas
18:28:21 <Meaw> hahahah
18:28:34 <Drizzt> nigga ? wtf? lol
18:28:40 * Drizzt is a white computer programmer lol
18:28:44 <Meaw> lol
18:28:47 <Skirmish> Meaw is in between gs69azza and Pieter .... just where she likes to be.
18:28:49 <Sonia> you're all shades of black to me <3
18:28:53 <purrvert> yeah
18:28:58 <purrvert> who misses me
18:29:01 * purrvert rolls around
18:29:01 <Sonia> I did
18:29:05 <purrvert> pat me
18:29:06 <Sonia> I cried all night
18:29:09 * Sonia pats purrvert
18:29:11 * purrvert purrs
18:29:13 <purrvert> hehehe
18:29:15 <Meaw> Skirmish just jealous cos he been rejected
18:29:25 <Sonia> Skirmish has a gf
18:29:25 <Skirmish> Rejected by who?
18:29:33 <Meaw> by girls up irc
18:29:55 <Skirmish> BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA that rarely happens Meaw. But as Sonia said. I have a gf.
18:30:05 <Skirmish> SO SOWY!
18:30:11 <Meaw> gf for how long Skirmish?
18:30:18 <Meaw> 2 days
18:30:21 <Meaw> 2 weeks
18:30:26 <Meaw> 2 months
18:30:30 <Skirmish> 7 months.
18:30:50 <Meaw> hmmm thats a long time Skirmish congratulations
18:31:05 <Skirmish> 7 months is a long time? WTF?
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18:31:20 <Meaw> no thats just me eing sarcastic
18:31:22 <gs69azza> olawd
18:31:34 <Mira> i like this bandaid, i can shower with it on and it drys fast and stay 100% stuck on
18:31:46 <Meaw> cool Mira
18:31:46 <Skirmish> Mira: Is it blue?
18:31:51 <Mira> no
18:31:55 <Meaw> its pink?
18:32:02 <Mira> skin color
18:32:06 <Meaw> :)
18:32:06 <Sonia> flesh coloured fabric stuff?
18:32:09 <Mira> yes
18:32:09 <Skirmish> Spray on bandaid is the best.
18:32:13 <Sonia> it's a winner
18:32:15 <Skirmish> We use OPSITE at work.
18:32:17 <gs69azza> spray on bandaid?
18:32:23 <Meaw> ??
18:32:25 * Skirmish nods
18:32:30 <gs69azza> that exists?
18:32:44 <Sonia> yeah
18:32:51 <Sonia> sifn't know that luvr
18:32:56 <gs69azza> O.o
18:33:00 <gs69azza> sowii luvr
18:33:01 <Skirmish> If I was going to make it up it would be spray on bandaid that comes from dragons.
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18:33:21 <Sonia> lol
18:33:26 <Sonia> now that would be ace
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18:33:30 <Skirmish> You can get it from Woolworths.
18:33:49 <Skirmish> We use OPSITE cause it's the better stuff in larger cans.
18:34:01 <Meaw> Skirmish I thought u sell it
18:34:44 <Skirmish> I'm not thai. I don't sell everything I can lay my hands on to buy a canoe to paddle 40 of my family to australia to meet up with my sister who was sent there to turtle as a mail order bride.
18:35:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you're dumb Meaw.
18:35:08 <Meaw> hahahahah
18:35:35 <Meaw> I wonder why you always talking about Thai people.
18:35:42 <SoupNazi> ruckus
18:35:47 <Meaw> is one of ur ex Thai?
18:36:06 <Skirmish> From a long time ago. Her name was Ruby. She was a fuck machine.
18:36:13 <Meaw> oh
18:36:18 <Skirmish> Was fun .... but I replaced her with a girl that had G cup breasts.
18:36:24 <Skirmish> Bigger than Sonis's meager D's.
18:36:26 <Meaw> woohhhooo
18:36:30 <Sonia> LOL
18:36:34 <Meaw> lol
18:36:36 <Sonia> don't start!
18:36:54 <Meaw> Skirmish I bet u satisfy more now
18:37:09 <Meaw> satisfied*
18:37:15 <SoupNazi> hi Meaw
18:37:19 <Meaw> hi SoupNazi
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18:39:23 <Skirmish> Ok ..... who would like an example of irc overshare?
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18:39:53 <Meaw> no body
18:40:26 <Sonia> o_O
18:40:58 <Drizzt> ur not gonna tell us about how your first bf really made you his gimp are you Skirmish? lol
18:41:36 <CripLa> ello sonia
18:41:56 <CripLa> wheres sesh hidin ?
18:41:57 <Sonia> hey CripLa, how you doing :)
18:42:13 <Sonia> umm he's connected, but not in any channels
18:42:19 <CripLa> yeah ntb , and you ?
18:42:21 <Sonia> but not active either
18:42:27 <Sonia> yeah doing good thanks :)
18:43:20 <Skirmish> Drizzt: I have shared my overshare. You miss out.
18:43:36 <Skirmish> Meaw: Shouldn't you be spraying your hairy vagina with Glen20?
18:45:01 <Pieter> Hello Pieter.
18:45:02 <Pieter> I have just received information about the disappointment you had in our Collingwood store this evening. Being a parent myself, I can certainly understand the disappointment your children would have felt.
18:45:02 <Pieter> The staff member was incorrect in the way he dealt with the issue as he misread communication in regards to what to do when our specially designed "slurpee day" cups had all been used. I have already called the store and spoke with him in regards to the rest of the evening.
18:45:02 <Pieter> Can you please reply with a contact number as I would really like to speak with you in person early next week.
18:45:14 <pinkfreak> Piet!
18:45:56 <Pieter> Hi!
18:46:18 Join: Mayhem ([email protected]) to #facebook
18:46:22 Mode: (by Sonia) +v Mayhem
18:46:33 <Sonia> what happened Pieter
18:47:19 <Skirmish> He made a kid cry by the sounds of it.
18:47:36 <stebie> Pieter, you don't have children
18:47:39 <stebie> officially anyway
18:47:41 <pinkfreak> SONIA DID U SEE MY NEW TATTOO :D
18:48:09 <Sonia> OH
18:48:13 <Sonia> I so did
18:48:19 <Sonia> that must have hurt
18:48:24 * Sonia cups your boobs
18:48:28 <Meaw> I dont need spray for my vg Skirmish
18:48:31 <pinkfreak> yeh it did hurt abit lol
18:48:39 <Sonia> haha
18:48:41 <Drizzt> ok lesbianism is only allowed when im present to partake :P
18:48:47 <pinkfreak> lol david
18:48:49 <Skirmish> It's down her side! It says DIG when she sits but when she stands it says DIDGERIDOO
18:48:50 <Sonia> it's pretty cool pinkfreak
18:48:51 <pinkfreak> noway babes
18:48:54 <Sonia> more balls than I have <3
18:49:06 <pinkfreak> er no Skirmish
18:49:06 <Sonia> LOL Skirmish
18:49:33 <Pieter> stebie: naa, I think he misread it
18:49:43 <purrvert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr1Yq5klmqA
18:49:47 <Pieter> stebie: I said there were children in there who were disappointed
18:49:56 <purrvert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr1Yq5klmqA
18:50:05 <Skirmish> :D
18:50:55 <Pieter> But i think its more that I told em that I alerted a source in a production of media to check it out undercover.
18:50:55 <Skirmish> Pieter was turning the Collingwood cups into bongs.
18:51:01 <Pieter> haha
18:51:02 <Skirmish> Made the kids cry.
18:51:06 <Skirmish> Now he's in trouble.
18:53:21 Join: christina ([email protected]) to #facebook
18:53:27 <christina> hey ne guys here 21 or under wanna chat?
18:53:45 <Skirmish> christina is it true you're 42 and really a man?
18:53:52 <Skirmish> That's what I heard.
18:54:38 <Pieter> hah
18:54:46 <Pieter> It was the 7 Eleven District Manager
18:54:49 <Pieter> who replied back to me
18:54:51 <Pieter> wacky!
18:54:55 <christina> u heard wrong
18:55:02 <Skirmish> Indian postage mark on it?
18:55:10 <Skirmish> christina: prove it. Show us your tits.
18:55:35 <Skirmish> If you can't we'll know you're really a 42yo man.
18:56:02 Quit: christina ([email protected]) Quit:
18:56:46 <Skirmish> It's a man.
18:56:59 <Pieter> haha @ the new drunk commercial
18:57:07 <Pieter> have you got the moves to keep your friends out of trouble?
18:57:08 <Pieter> :)
18:58:25 <Skirmish> I would just like to let it be known I don't dislike asians. Just Meaw. Cause she's a fucking retard.
18:59:01 <Skirmish> She also stalks Stevo.
19:00:05 <orly> meaw is really slutty
19:00:09 <orly> what's not to like about sluts
19:00:20 <orly> did you hear her driving instructor story?
19:00:23 <orly> dirty bitch
19:00:24 <Skirmish> LOL she calls me a slut.
19:00:30 <Skirmish> No? She blow him?
19:00:41 <Skirmish> Fucked him for a pass mark?
19:00:51 <Skirmish> Let his friends go the train on her ass?
19:01:13 <Meaw> hmmm
19:01:17 <orly> she was going to fuck him to pass, but instead she just did the test and failed
19:01:20 <orly> like a typical asian
19:01:24 <orly> but her plan was to fuck him
19:01:32 <orly> but at the last moment she chickened out
19:01:33 <Skirmish> LOL you whore Meaw.
19:01:38 <orly> still shows hardcore sluttiness
19:01:39 <Meaw> orly no wonder I block u from my msn
19:01:44 <orly> haha
19:01:56 <Skirmish> LOL any other stories?
19:02:04 <Skirmish> She sounds like a bucket cunt.
19:02:11 <orly> Meaw you told that story on IRC!!
19:02:33 <Meaw> yea I know
19:02:42 <Skirmish> Meaw calls me a slut but happily plans to fuck people to get what she wants.
19:02:49 * Skirmish lols lots
19:03:06 <Meaw> I dont mind that story at all orly if that give people entertaintment
19:03:10 <Skirmish> I bet she's diseased.
19:03:19 <Excessive> what story?
19:03:43 <Skirmish> Excessive: She planned to fuck her driving instructor to pass her driving test.
19:03:44 <Meaw> driving instructor Excessive
19:03:55 <Excessive> har har
19:03:59 <Skirmish> Like the filthy asian fuck machine she is.
19:04:02 <orly> well you really should be able to drive to get a drivers licence. maybe cheating on the written test is ok but cheating on a practical driving test
19:04:03 <Meaw> isnt that a briliant idea
19:04:05 <orly> makes no sense
19:04:13 <orly> cause you're driving around AND YET CAN'T DRIVE
19:04:29 <Skirmish> Oh she can drive.
19:04:30 Nick: Mayhem is now known as M[a]yhem
19:04:34 <Excessive> asl Meaw
19:04:41 <Skirmish> She can drive anything she wants fair up her smelly gutter hole.
19:04:41 <Meaw> lol Excessive
19:04:46 <Excessive> heh
19:05:13 <Meaw> Skirmish is one of my dickheads enemies Excessive
19:05:20 <Excessive> do u wannah come over and fck me tonite Meaw?
19:05:30 <purrvert> lol
19:05:38 <Skirmish> She'd love to. She just has to give her brother head first.
19:05:42 <Skirmish> So don't kiss her.
19:05:46 <Excessive> I'll give yew free chuppah chupz
19:05:55 <Meaw> that would put u into my dickhead enemies list Excessive
19:06:04 <Excessive> pffft
19:06:08 <Skirmish> She wants 5 Dorra.
19:06:10 <Excessive> wat do I care?
19:06:26 <Excessive> fie dollah giggeh giggeh
19:06:37 <Skirmish> Are there other kinds of enemy lists? Why does this one get described as the dickhead list?
19:06:51 <Skirmish> Is there a wanker list? Enemies who I'd fuck but they're still enemies list?
19:07:14 <Meaw> because all those people on the list are a "DICKHEAD"
19:07:23 <Excessive> awwww
19:07:33 <Excessive> l00k who's talkin
19:08:08 <Excessive> a buck for a fuck Meaw?
19:08:18 <Meaw> hahahah
19:08:49 <Excessive> no I'm serious
19:08:54 <Meaw> No comment for that Excessive
19:08:56 <Excessive> wannah fck babes?
19:09:08 <Meaw> go fuck urself Excessive
19:09:11 <Excessive> lol
19:09:27 <Skirmish> Why fuck himself when there is a $2 hooker in the channel Meaw? YOU!
19:09:38 <Excessive> do yew liek cawk inzeearse Meaw?
19:09:45 <Meaw> oh are you talking about yourself Skirmish
19:10:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@68237565.comcen.net.au
19:10:11 <Meaw> Excessive speak English please, Thanks
19:10:30 <Excessive> cock in the arse
19:10:35 <Excessive> u like that?
19:10:48 <Meaw> hmmm I bet u the one who like that Excessive
19:10:58 <Excessive> heh
19:11:01 <Meaw> :p
19:11:18 <Hellfury> thats how he talks
19:11:22 <Excessive> do u dildo urself Meaw?
19:11:24 <Meaw> :)
19:11:29 <Meaw> nop
19:11:32 <Excessive> bs
19:11:32 <Meaw> do u
19:11:33 <Skirmish> She gets her brother to finger bash her.
19:11:49 <Meaw> Skirmish jealous of my bro
19:12:00 <Meaw> thats doesnt make any sense
19:12:32 <Skirmish> I feel sorry for him.
19:12:37 <Skirmish> You're going to rape him.
19:12:45 <Meaw> hahahahah
19:12:47 <Drizzt> Skirmish you cant rape the willing
19:12:52 <Meaw> lol
19:13:05 <Skirmish> Drizzt: True.
19:13:14 <Meaw> go for it Skirmish
19:13:16 <Skirmish> I bet her dad gives it to her regularly.
19:13:24 <Meaw> hahhaah
19:13:29 <orly> Meaw what's the best thing you've got for free by using your vagina?
19:13:32 <orly> truth or dare
19:13:35 <Meaw> now you bring it up to my dad
19:14:06 <Meaw> orly dont be so upset you got blocked on my msn
19:14:11 <Excessive> cock in her mouth orly
19:14:20 <orly> she so horni
19:14:31 <Meaw> cock in his mouth orly
19:14:33 <Skirmish> Meaw: When is your next cam show on msn?
19:14:55 <Meaw> ummm...
19:15:19 <orly> Meaw become a stickam chick. they get heaps of attention.
19:15:22 <Meaw> Maybe NEVER AGAIN Skirmish
19:15:33 <Drizzt> its the again part we are concerned about Meaw lol
19:15:40 <Meaw> hahahah
19:15:45 <Meaw> what abt it?
19:15:51 <Skirmish> LOL @ MAYBE
19:15:57 <Meaw> hahahha
19:16:10 <Meaw> Everyone had a teens life
19:16:32 <Meaw> I woldnt blame myself that I show my body on cam in the past
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19:17:04 Nick: MrsWeird is now known as MrsCookingFood
19:17:27 <Meaw> Drizzt thanks for your concern
19:17:58 <Skirmish> Cam whore!
19:18:21 <Meaw> ummm I would prefer to call it "EXperiment"
19:19:13 <Skirmish> You filthy cam whore.
19:19:47 <orly> Meaw you're a beautiful asian babe. how could you ever have shamed in your nakedness
19:20:13 <orly> and your open vagina and sticking stuff in their
19:22:47 Join: ^PiLoTbOy^1 ([email protected]) to #facebook
19:24:37 <Skirmish> You should do those cam shows and earn money from them Meaw.
19:25:08 Part: Leelah ([email protected]) from #facebook
19:25:24 <purrvert> im naked
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19:25:37 <purrvert> my shaved package is so nice
19:26:09 <Skirmish> I done it once, got curious/bored. ingrown hairs = pain.
19:26:22 <Skirmish> Pubic Pimples impress nobody.
19:26:34 Quit: ^pilot^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:27:16 <purrvert> lol
19:29:03 <Skirmish> Meaw: Do you shave or wax?
19:29:12 <Skirmish> You'd have to do one or the other to keep the lice away.
19:29:34 Join: dudz ([email protected]) to #facebook
19:29:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@*.c?
19:29:35 Kick: dudz was kicked by ChanOP (Waar de badkamers is?)
19:31:15 <Wags-The-Dog> you only shaved because of your crab infestation
19:32:00 <Skirmish> It's true. But they're all gone now.
19:32:14 <Wags-The-Dog> wish i could say the same for me
19:32:25 <Skirmish> Keep at em.
19:38:08 <orly> you use hair trimmers for pubes. you don't' shave
19:38:11 <orly> bitches shave
19:38:14 <orly> ARE YOU A BITCH?
19:38:26 <Skirmish> Depends what mood I am in.
19:38:54 <orly> hair trimmers are even safe on your sack
19:39:03 <Drizzt> orly do you prefer to floss your teeth when your chowing your hooker do ya? lol
19:39:05 <orly> well not at full closeness
19:39:10 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Quit: Ninja, vanish!
19:39:11 <orly> but a few mm's
19:40:15 <Drizzt> while i dont mind some foliage in the whole punanni area, there is nothing like a bare smooth play ground :P
19:41:00 Nick: Sonia is now known as boobs
19:41:10 <Drizzt> mmm bewbies :P
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19:42:12 <orly> yeah i'm saying bitches NEED to shave
19:42:16 <orly> but not guys
19:42:20 <orly> shaving is for the bitches
19:42:36 <orly> guys use electric hair trimmers
19:43:06 Nick: MACOSX is now known as grabbin`pills
19:43:09 <orly> i don't know what the faggy kids do
19:43:22 <orly> like jonus brothers generation
19:43:27 <orly> those homo's prob shave
19:45:15 <Skirmish> If chicks really want to impress they should wax.
19:46:04 <orly> i knew a irc chick waxer. (holly from #perth) she used to go on about all the stinky vaginas she had to do
19:46:21 <Skirmish> lol nice.
19:46:24 <Drizzt> its not like she has to eat them orly :P
19:46:28 <orly> if i took my vagina to get waxed. i'd wash the fucking thing
19:46:41 <orly> she reckons some of them almost made her gag
19:47:01 <Skirmish> You would expect them to have some self respect when it comes to their pungent fanny.
19:47:11 <orly> amen brother
19:47:54 <Drizzt> it should be mandatory for a douching before waxing :P
19:48:12 <Drizzt> whats the point of getting a nice view, if all your presenting is a toxic waste dump
19:48:22 <M[a]yhem> baiz0rz o/
19:48:31 Quit: M[a]yhem ([email protected]) Quit:
19:48:42 <Skirmish> There is a process a man takes when getting intimate with a woman.
19:48:44 <orly> i doubt the stink is escaping from her actual hole. it would be the pussy lips/clit/arsehole that would stick, and the waxer would smell
19:48:56 <orly> she'd only smell a bad cunt hole if she stuck a finger in
19:49:09 <Skirmish> He uses his fingers to test if she is smelly, or excessive in her self lubrication.
19:50:05 <Meaw> what am I missed
19:50:15 <Drizzt> we are discussing your waxing habits Meaw
19:50:24 <Meaw> oh
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19:50:40 <Meaw> I never waxed
19:50:53 <Meaw> I'm too poor to do it Drizzt
19:51:18 <Skirmish> Isn't it only like $40?
19:51:19 <Meaw> who cares
19:51:32 <Meaw> its not like I'm having sex everyday
19:51:49 <Drizzt> well only twice an hour Meaw - how much you charging now-a-days? lol
19:51:59 <Meaw> lmao
19:52:24 <Skirmish> Buck a bang.
19:52:32 <Meaw> I havent decide to do that job unfortunately Drizzt
19:52:44 <Drizzt> well ur a twit your giving it away for free? lol
19:52:57 <Meaw> hmmm could say that
19:53:08 <Meaw> but
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19:53:16 <Drizzt> oo you like the butt 2? lol
19:53:46 <Excessive> Meaw wants to have holes all over her body cause her friend's got one and she makes a killing
19:53:49 <Meaw> "JUST for precious people who deserve it Drizzt
19:53:51 <Skirmish> With Meaw .... any hole is a goal.
19:54:05 <Drizzt> ive heard of "any port in a storm" but dang
19:54:23 <Meaw> maybe you guys did it but not me sorry
19:54:47 <Skirmish> You just admitted to doing it.
19:54:54 <Drizzt> ^5 Skirmish
19:55:05 <Skirmish> You just admitted to letting guys chock you up the ass.
19:55:06 <Meaw> but I'm not fucking a slut
19:55:17 <Drizzt> your arnt fucking sluts, your just one :P
19:55:17 <Skirmish> YOU ARE A SLUT! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
19:55:18 <Meaw> just guy that deserve it
19:55:32 <orly> Meaw it's a cultural thing. you're not a slut for fucking for money
19:55:43 <orly> it goes back hundreds of years with asians
19:55:46 <Excessive> or for licences
19:55:52 <Skirmish> lol
19:55:59 <Drizzt> geisha ftw :P
19:56:07 Quit: wogz` ([email protected]) Quit: .Lebz Script. @ http://lebz.org/script/
19:56:08 <orly> yeah they are proud people
19:56:09 <Skirmish> It's in your genes!
19:56:10 <orly> very respected
19:56:21 <Drizzt> literally in the jeans Skirmish :P
19:56:37 <Skirmish> lol
19:57:01 <Skirmish> Set up .... SCORE! IN YOUR JEANS Meaw YOU FILTHY WHORE WHO FORGETS TO CHARGE!
19:57:02 <Meaw> you guys the one who are fucking sluts u should ashame with ur self
19:57:10 <Skirmish> Psychodamus would pay you for sex Meaw.
19:57:19 <Drizzt> if we were fucking sluts we would ask you for sex Meaw :P
19:57:25 <Meaw> he pay u as well Skirmish
19:57:41 <Skirmish> He doesn't have enough money for me to consider it.
19:57:56 <Skirmish> He has a buck fiddy for 2 hours with you though.
19:58:12 <Skirmish> You should work on a slogan Meaw.
19:58:24 <Skirmish> Buck fiddy a fuck ..... it's cheaper than washing your car.
19:58:36 <Skirmish> That's catchy.
19:58:36 <Meaw> so how much your charge for him Skirmish?
19:58:41 <orly> how thick is your asian accent Meaw. can you not pronounce your L's like asians just getting off the boat?
19:58:46 <orly> or you can speak ok now?
19:59:00 <Meaw> hahaah orly try me
19:59:09 <Drizzt> Skirmish how about this " Meaw - we are open more often than the 711 and even cheaper :P"
19:59:12 <orly> well i'm blocked apparently
19:59:24 <Meaw> hahahahaah
19:59:28 <Skirmish> orly she pronounces your nick OWEEWEE
19:59:35 <Meaw> I'll keep it that way orly
19:59:59 <Skirmish> Drizzt: Open like 7-11 but without the Indian.
20:00:07 <purrvert> owweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeweeeoeoeoeoeoe
20:00:08 <purrvert> owweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeweeeoeoeoeoeoe
20:00:26 <Drizzt> haha Skirmish where you dont get your purchase in a plastic bag - just as nasty, just as dangerous to consume - and never truly satisfying :P
20:00:29 <Meaw> Drizzt good idea... why dont you use it for ur slutty dicks slogan
20:00:56 <Skirmish> She sits on the end of a bar with her legs open and offers to open the non twist top beers with her gina.
20:01:18 <Skirmish> "It's better than lemon or lime .... go see Meaw and get some slime!"
20:01:24 <Meaw> its sounds like u Skirmish
20:01:53 <Skirmish> Many a punter has lost his beer to her chasm.
20:01:57 <Excessive> Meaw my lurve
20:02:02 <Excessive> :P
20:02:07 <Drizzt> Skirmish she needs resleeving - do you know how to resleeve a hooker?
20:02:08 <Meaw> :)
20:02:24 <Excessive> how r u Meaw?
20:02:31 <Drizzt> you insert a leg of lamb, and rip out the bone :P
20:02:36 <Skirmish> ROFL
20:02:37 <Meaw> tell yourself Drizzt
20:02:38 <Excessive> these ppl givin u a hard time?
20:02:55 <Meaw> Excessive I dont mind them
20:02:55 * bam is back from on another planet. I was gone for 2hrs 19mins
20:03:08 <Skirmish> She loves the attention.
20:03:12 <Meaw> yea
20:03:17 <Meaw> true Skirmish
20:03:17 <Excessive> oh ok then
20:03:20 <Neo> <+Drizzt> you insert a leg of lamb, and rip out the bone :P <-- LOL
20:03:27 <Meaw> :)
20:03:57 <Drizzt> u like that Neo? lol
20:04:10 <Neo> lol the version I heard was a leg of ham
20:04:15 <Neo> but either way will work
20:04:15 <Meaw> lmao
20:04:17 <Skirmish> Meaw: Do your vagina lips even touch each other anymore or have you been so reemed out you're just a loose goose.
20:04:21 <Drizzt> well lamb keeps better than ham :P
20:04:30 <Neo> something to munch on if you get hungrey either way
20:04:36 <Drizzt> Skirmish you know the definition of a thai hooker?
20:04:51 <Drizzt> a thai woman who can fly in a 747, do a uturn and NOT touch the sides :P
20:05:00 <Neo> lol
20:05:01 <Meaw> geez... Thai people are famous...
20:05:22 <Skirmish> Meaw: Show me your ping pong ball trick. Except you use 15kg medicine balls.
20:05:39 <Meaw> show us how u do it Skirmish
20:05:50 <Skirmish> Great come backs Meaw.
20:05:52 <Skirmish> Just great.
20:05:59 <Skirmish> You're doin a fine job.
20:06:00 <Meaw> :)
20:06:16 <Meaw> you should tell urself abt it Skirmish
20:06:17 Join: ANDY ([email protected]) to #facebook
20:06:33 <Skirmish> Engris stupid.
20:06:40 <Meaw> hahahha
20:06:59 * ANDY touches Meaw
20:07:07 <Drizzt> Meaw is the woman who shows up on all the extreme sex sites... that take basketballs up her butt etc
20:07:09 <orly> Meaw do you have brown nipples or pink nipples?
20:07:12 <Meaw> ANDY hey
20:07:12 * Skirmish gives ANDY a tetnis shot.
20:07:36 <Skirmish> tetanus*
20:07:45 <Meaw> Drizzt I bet you enjoyed all those site ;p
20:07:52 <purrvert> my dick is so hard
20:07:53 <Neo> lol you said anus
20:07:55 <Drizzt> only because you gave me your password Meaw :P
20:08:06 Nick: STEEL`away is now known as STEEL
20:08:09 <Skirmish> purrvert: Stick it in Meaw and see what you catch. STI Lucky dip.
20:08:12 <orly> someone find out what colour nipples Meaw has
20:08:21 <purrvert> where could i stick it?
20:08:21 <orly> just look at the naked pics she's sent you
20:08:32 <Skirmish> purrvert: Any hole is a goal on Meaw.
20:08:40 <Meaw> hahahah
20:08:43 <Neo> lol
20:08:54 <Neo> that's the same for any chick
20:09:00 <ANDY> pics where
20:09:07 <Meaw> orly I thought you got my nude pic heh
20:09:21 <Meaw> what a lier
20:09:30 <orly> ok Meaw time to come honest with you. i stole this nick.
20:09:36 <orly> the orly you know is someone else
20:09:47 <Meaw> hahahah nice try
20:09:57 Nick: STEEL is now known as STEEL_away
20:09:57 <ANDY> i need to piss like a race horse before the kuntucky derby
20:10:26 Nick: STEEL_away is now known as STEEL
20:10:32 <STEEL> idiots
20:10:39 <STEEL> HERE ME NOW
20:10:43 <ANDY> j00cy shut up
20:10:44 <STEEL> is that the azn tina?
20:10:46 <STEEL> is that the azn tina?
20:10:51 <STEEL> sounds like it to me
20:10:52 <ANDY> it could be
20:10:55 <STEEL> it is
20:10:58 <STEEL> she cant spell
20:11:03 <STEEL> ive been busy as fuck today
20:11:04 <ANDY> so?
20:11:12 <STEEL> hook in
20:11:15 <STEEL> mandy is on msn too atm
20:11:18 <ANDY> half the poeple on here cant spell
20:11:22 <Meaw> STEEL hey
20:11:29 <STEEL> hi mate
20:11:32 <STEEL> hows things
20:11:34 <Meaw> almost true ANDY
20:11:35 <Neo> are there any muslims in here?
20:11:41 <STEEL> no i am not a muslim
20:11:43 <STEEL> fuck that
20:11:47 <ANDY> STEEL and why would i want to speak with many
20:11:48 Join: justa^gurl ([email protected]) to #facebook
20:11:49 <Neo> I wanna know if muslims say "oh allah oh allah" when they have sec
20:11:50 <STEEL> id rather be dead
20:11:51 <Meaw> dunno
20:11:52 <Neo> sex*
20:11:52 <STEEL> :\
20:11:54 <STEEL> anyways
20:11:58 <STEEL> time to go i got dinner + sleep to have
20:12:02 <STEEL> then i got nightshift
20:12:05 <STEEL> <3333333
20:12:07 <STEEL> cya niggas
20:12:11 Nick: STEEL is now known as STEEL_away
20:12:11 <Meaw> hahahah Neo
20:12:17 <Meaw> are you?
20:12:31 <Neo> I'm not, otherwise I'd know the answer to that
20:12:43 <Meaw> oh I thought u were
20:12:45 <ANDY> your just sayinmg oh god oh god
20:12:52 <Meaw> thats why you wanna compare
20:13:05 <Neo> yeah, but like, muslims use allah for god
20:13:12 <Neo> and some women say oh god oh god
20:13:17 <Meaw> so what with that Neo?
20:13:21 <Neo> so I'm wondering if muslim women say oh allah oh allah
20:13:23 <ANDY> thats just stupid
20:13:34 <ANDY> what do u think
20:13:41 <Meaw> ask someone who cares
20:13:45 <ANDY> i would assume they wouldnt
20:13:45 <Neo> I dunno, I've never rooted a muslim
20:14:29 <STEEL_away> i woud root a muslim girl
20:14:35 <STEEL_away> as long as i can fucking burn her cape
20:14:40 <Neo> lol
20:14:52 <Neo> but then she won't be protected from the sun
20:14:52 <STEEL_away> i have a cape burning fetish
20:14:53 <Meaw> STEEL_away thats not very nice
20:14:55 <STEEL_away> ;)
20:14:57 <STEEL_away> i have a cape burning fetish
20:14:57 <Neo> they're like vampires
20:15:04 <Neo> not allowed in the sun
20:15:19 <STEEL_away> rofl
20:15:21 <STEEL_away> cya nerds
20:15:25 <STEEL_away> much love
20:15:28 <Meaw> Neo why are you on about religion on here
20:15:29 * STEEL_away kisses
20:15:29 <Neo> u gey
20:15:41 <boobs> GEY
20:15:50 <Neo> I dunno, just thoguht I'd ask is all
20:15:53 <Neo> it had me wondering
20:16:45 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/1251629642651.jpg
20:17:39 <Meaw> whats with the stars Skirmish?
20:17:48 <Neo> lol I wanna print that onto a big sign to put above my door
20:18:03 <Meaw> Neo you are being rude
20:18:06 * Skirmish falls over laughing.
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20:18:15 <Skirmish> YOU ARE DO GOD DAMN STUPID Meaw!!
20:18:31 <Neo> no, I would just put it there to say "don't bother knocking if you're from one of these religions"
20:18:32 <ANDY> Skirmish that makes no sense
20:18:32 <Meaw> I was asking Skirmish
20:18:43 <Neo> it's rude to go door knocking and try to force your way of life onto someone else
20:18:46 <ANDY> do is meant to be to?
20:18:49 <Skirmish> Typo. Substitute D for S.
20:19:09 <ANDY> i dont understand why everyone picks on Meaw
20:19:12 <Wags-The-Dog> poop pants
20:19:27 <Meaw> if I meet u in person I would of punch you in the face Skirmish
20:19:32 <Neo> lol
20:19:35 <ANDY> lol
20:19:39 <Meaw> luckily we would never
20:19:42 <boobs> is that before or after the anal sex
20:19:47 <Neo> haha
20:19:48 <ANDY> :P
20:19:51 <Meaw> lol boobs
20:19:53 <Neo> during
20:19:53 <boobs> :D
20:19:56 <boobs> ooh
20:19:57 Quit: gs69azza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:19:58 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA I am 6 foot 1 and weight 130kgs. TRY IT!!
20:19:59 <boobs> multitasking
20:20:09 <Neo> get a step ladder
20:20:09 <ANDY> big boy
20:20:13 <Meaw> hahahah Neo already tried anal with Skirmish
20:20:15 <Neo> and then do it
20:20:22 <Neo> yeah it was good
20:20:26 <Neo> he went in so deep
20:20:31 <Meaw> wohhhooo
20:20:34 * Meaw claps
20:20:37 <Skirmish> I have length AND girth.
20:20:41 <Skirmish> He loved it.
20:20:41 <Neo> turned me into a human shish kebob
20:21:01 <Neo> Skirmish is 4 inches
20:21:03 <Neo> around
20:21:55 <Skirmish> 4cm ..... off the ground!
20:21:58 <Meaw> Neo did he got ur poo on the top of his dick after anal
20:22:18 <Skirmish> Make sense you dense fucking immigrant.
20:22:36 <CripLa> sup in the land of FB ?
20:22:55 <Neo> Meaw - he pushed my poo into the back of my throat
20:22:59 <Meaw> nothing much CripLa just my enemies trying to beat me
20:23:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvv ANDY CripLa Neo
20:23:13 Join: wogz` ([email protected]) to #facebook
20:23:14 <CripLa> damn them
20:23:18 Mode: (by boobs) +v wogz`
20:23:21 <ANDY> thanks sonia\
20:23:23 <Neo> I'm not an enemy lol I'm just bored
20:23:35 <Neo> so I'm going along with what you said
20:23:39 <boobs> no wuckers
20:23:47 <ANDY> wucka wucka wucka
20:24:12 <CripLa> Wuka
20:24:17 <Neo> lol pacman
20:24:24 <ANDY> mrs pacman
20:24:33 <Neo> that's just pacman in drag
20:24:51 Join: Mr_LEBO_GUY ([email protected]) to #facebook
20:25:10 <ANDY> and fonkey kong is just donkey kong juniour with stilts on
20:25:20 <ANDY> donky
20:25:21 <ANDY> lol
20:25:56 <Neo> DK jr is just a turd from DK that came to life
20:26:01 <ANDY> lol
20:26:43 <ANDY> im watching extream logging
20:26:43 <ANDY> lol
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20:26:55 <boobs> FONKEY
20:26:59 <boobs> lol
20:27:02 <boobs> just noticed
20:27:07 <ANDY> yer fonky fong
20:27:12 <ANDY> hiosw the japs say it
20:27:18 <ANDY> how
20:27:19 <boobs> lol
20:27:20 <ANDY> :S
20:27:47 Quit: TheResetButton ([email protected]) Quit: It's all just so much dead and dusty verbal masturbation, the glorified chattering of self-important monkeys
20:28:03 Join: TheResetButton ([email protected]) to #facebook
20:28:03 Nick: ANDY is now known as FONKY-FONG
20:28:27 Part: Mr_LEBO_GUY ([email protected]) from #facebook
20:28:34 <Neo> "donkey kong large penis, us japanese, so very small
20:28:42 <FONKY-FONG> lol
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20:29:39 <Neo> lol did anyone see drawn together where limg limg got his eyes taped open so he could drive?
20:29:44 <Neo> ling ling*
20:29:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.c?
20:29:58 Nick: FONKY-FONG is now known as KONKY-DONG
20:30:00 Nick: grabbin`pills is now known as MACOSX
20:31:22 Nick: KONKY-DONG is now known as ANDY
20:32:57 <ANDY> im on a boat
20:33:01 <ANDY> im on a boat
20:33:10 <ANDY> everybody look at me, im sailing on a boat
20:33:25 <boobs> I FUCKED A MERMAID
20:33:43 <ANDY> i got my swim truncks and my flipy floppys
20:34:03 <ANDY> i jizzed in my pants
20:34:33 * Skirmish does the dance that he does after he sings I FUCKED A MERMAID
20:34:56 <ANDY> nanannananannanannanan download this song
20:35:48 <stompin> going off.
20:35:54 <Meaw> ANDY the song "Jizz in my pants" colaborated with " puck in my Mouth " make it "jizz in my mouth " did you watch the Video?
20:36:22 <ANDY> nope
20:36:25 <Meaw> hahahah
20:37:52 <Meaw> ANDY --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=796B0E7F40874C9B&index=0&playnext=1
20:37:59 <ANDY> ok let me see
20:39:36 <ANDY> lol
20:40:36 <ANDY> yer thats funny
20:40:46 <ANDY> didnt know there was a vid clip
20:40:59 <orly> 68 million hits
20:41:01 <orly> that's crazy!
20:41:29 <STEEL_away> <@boobs> I FUCKED A MERMAID
20:41:31 <STEEL_away> lololol
20:41:33 <STEEL_away> <3
20:41:55 <boobs> :D
20:42:01 <orly> did you hear mermaid girl just died last week
20:42:15 <STEEL_away> orly
20:42:18 <STEEL_away> lol
20:42:20 <STEEL_away> who cares
20:42:24 <Meaw> hahahh
20:42:36 <orly> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okYhcRwrgY
20:42:40 <orly> rip mermaid girl
20:42:41 <STEEL_away> im goin for a 4hr sleep b4 work
20:42:44 <STEEL_away> gg
20:42:47 <Skirmish> This song rocks.
20:42:47 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN4M1dQLzUU
20:42:48 <STEEL_away> i could sleep at work
20:42:49 <STEEL_away> but
20:42:58 Nick: MrsCookingFood is now known as MrsWeird
20:43:00 <STEEL_away> tonight theres a bit of work going on and i need to supervise :(
20:43:02 <STEEL_away> sux
20:43:04 <orly> fuck you. we're remorsing mermaid girls death
20:43:05 <orly> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okYhcRwrgY
20:43:07 <STEEL_away> cya faggots
20:43:08 <STEEL_away> :)
20:43:12 Part: sugar ([email protected]) from #facebook
20:43:28 <Skirmish> Cya mayoclone.
20:45:44 <ANDY> wooo might be going cruising tonight
20:46:39 <stompin> cruiing where
20:46:47 <ANDY> easter beach
20:46:52 <ANDY> eastern
20:46:54 <ANDY> i mean
20:47:07 <boobs> does easter beach have choc eggs
20:47:16 <ANDY> no idea
20:47:33 * pinkfreak is now auto-away after 1h idle
20:48:37 <Skirmish> Just walked away ..... you were the first to say, that we were not ok.
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20:52:05 <Pieter> im bored:(
20:52:15 <Pieter> kicking these alien butts is taking too long
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21:05:45 Quit: giru ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by thestigg)
21:05:49 Nick: thestigg is now known as giru
21:06:28 <Hellfury> away [r: Quick Away]
21:09:16 Quit: stompin ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:09:21 Join: Doodle ([email protected]) to #facebook
21:09:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Doodle Doodle
21:11:30 Join: stompin ([email protected]) to #facebook
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21:17:40 Nick: MACOSX is now known as MissBlue
21:18:31 <mr`indiazz> where the partiee at tonitee??? :)
21:18:44 <Meaw> perth
21:22:19 Quit: STEEL_away ([email protected]) Quit: apparently i have multiple personalities... LOL kekekekek
21:22:57 <speedmonkey> where abouts Meaw
21:23:09 <speedmonkey> i'll come and fuck you in the ass
21:23:17 <Meaw> hahahah
21:23:31 Nick: purrvert is now known as easy_tart
21:23:31 <Meaw> speedmonkey its too early to fight
21:23:45 <speedmonkey> no fighting involved
21:24:16 Nick: giru is now known as Sexy_female_slut
21:24:21 <speedmonkey> while i fuck your ass i'll whisper "your sister took it better last night" and hold on for as long as i can
21:24:36 Nick: MissBlue is now known as DruggedFemale
21:24:47 Nick: DruggedFemale is now known as Drink`Spike`Rape
21:24:47 <Meaw> too bad I dont have sister speedmonkey
21:24:55 Nick: Drink`Spike`Rape is now known as MACOSX
21:24:56 Quit: Drizzt ([email protected]) Quit: The world is a magickal place... M�g��k^K��ghtH��d 2.0
21:24:56 <speedmonkey> mum?
21:25:16 <Meaw> hahahah
21:25:32 <Meaw> you take any chance heh speedmonkey
21:25:47 <speedmonkey> not really
21:25:47 Nick: easy_tart is now known as bitch_on_heat
21:25:59 Nick: Sexy_female_slut is now known as giru
21:26:39 <Meaw> :)
21:27:58 <speedmonkey> want me to call you?
21:28:45 Join: aisha ([email protected]) to #facebook
21:29:12 <Hellfury> back [r: Quick Away] [22m45s]
21:29:34 Quit: stompin ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:29:47 Join: stompin ([email protected]) to #facebook
21:30:20 <bitch_on_heat> my dick is so small
21:30:31 Nick: bitch_on_heat is now known as thirty_second_root
21:30:42 Quit: Jenny^^ ([email protected]) Quit:
21:32:34 Quit: ChanOP ([email protected]) *.net *.split
21:32:40 * wogz` up up and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
21:32:43 Nick: MrsWeird is now known as MrsEmo
21:32:48 Quit: wogz` ([email protected]) Quit: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
21:33:26 Nick: MrsEmo is now known as MrsWeird
21:34:45 <Skirmish> ROAD TRIP!
21:34:47 <Meaw> no thanks speedmonkey
21:34:57 <Skirmish> I am going to QLD and back in 1 day this week.
21:34:57 <speedmonkey> good one
21:35:02 <speedmonkey> get fucked you ugly cunty
21:35:11 <Meaw> hahahah
21:35:23 <Skirmish> Why laugh you mutt?
21:36:13 <Meaw> geez... I'm so happy today got all my dickheads enemies come up n fight
21:36:17 <Doodle> feel the love
21:36:20 <Meaw> yea
21:36:21 <Doodle> its in my pants
21:36:23 <Doodle> :)
21:36:29 <Meaw> :)
21:37:02 * MrsWeird twangs Doodle
21:37:09 <Doodle> re00wwww
21:37:20 * Doodle wiggles
21:37:37 <Meaw> :)
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21:39:43 <giru> speedmonkey is a deadbeat jajajajja
21:40:06 <Skirmish> ./chanop ban #facebook giru Fuck off idiot
21:40:25 <giru> skirmish u fat faggot hahahah
21:40:30 <giru> 24 7 troll
21:40:32 <giru> lol
21:40:57 <Skirmish> Get back under your bridge dumbass.
21:41:22 <giru> i own a bridge?
21:41:32 <giru> WOOHOO
21:41:49 <Skirmish> No, trolls reside under them you fucking brainless idiot.
21:42:35 <Doodle> mmm fucking brainless
21:42:37 <Skirmish> You're a fucking bafoon.
21:42:43 <Doodle> *buffoon
21:42:43 <Skirmish> lol Doodle
21:42:46 <Doodle> you're welcome
21:42:49 <Doodle> :P
21:43:03 <Skirmish> No, I spelt it right.
21:43:06 Quit: mr`indiazz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:43:11 <Doodle> lol n, you didn't
21:43:12 <Doodle> +o
21:43:15 <Drizzt> Skirmish be nice to giru, its not his fault his mother stood on his little toe as a child, gave him permanent brain damage
21:43:19 <stebie> baboon?
21:43:28 <Doodle> <- always right
21:43:31 <Doodle> <3
21:43:41 <stebie> except when you're wrong
21:43:43 <stebie> <3
21:43:44 <Doodle> yeah
21:43:49 <Doodle> there is that
21:44:02 <Doodle> nobody notices tho
21:44:07 <Skirmish> He doesn't have a mother LOL
21:44:09 <ANDY> 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
21:44:09 <Doodle> cos theyre all dumb shits
21:44:17 <Skirmish> giru was shot up a wall by his dad and hatched in the sun.
21:44:34 <Drizzt> well Skirmish he does, its just that her prefers to call her "lover"
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21:45:02 Nick: thestigg is now known as giruu
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21:46:25 Nick: giruu is now known as giru
21:47:06 <Doodle> @mp3 ABBA - Super Trooper.mp3 (3.79MB 128kbps Stereo 4:08)
21:47:16 <Doodle> it all makes sense
21:47:18 <Doodle> [21:44] (Clones Nicks) giru thestigg
21:47:29 <Doodle> SOME SAY
21:47:36 <Doodle> he has a nipple in the shape of the nurburgring
21:47:56 <Skirmish> SOME SAY ... he's a 9yo who managed to turn off net nanny.
21:48:24 * Pieter dances
21:48:29 <Doodle> hahaha
21:48:38 <giru> HAHAH everytime u talk u make yourself looks like a total fuckstain
21:48:46 <giru> lol @ skirmish
21:48:52 Nick: thirty_second_root is now known as pervert
21:49:09 <Skirmish> Yes, you do giru.
21:49:23 <giru> uve heard it all b4 havent u
21:49:32 <giru> not amounting to much
21:49:36 <giru> good come back fool
21:49:37 <giru> ahhahaha
21:49:40 <giru> fuck
21:49:42 <Skirmish> From you, I have. Over and over and over again.
21:49:50 <giru> i nearly fell off my chair u r so stupid
21:49:50 <Skirmish> You're just like the mayo.
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21:50:07 <giru> i duno who that is
21:50:08 Mode: (by boobs) +v gs69azza
21:50:14 <Skirmish> Well I am glad you managed to catch your balance and not injure yourself.
21:50:22 <giru> ur brother or relative or something?
21:50:22 <giru> bf?
21:50:22 <giru> lol
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21:50:52 <giru> thats nice dear
21:50:52 <giru> GET A DOG UP YA
21:51:09 <Skirmish> Your intellect leaves me stunned ..... and amazed.
21:51:21 <giru> talking about yourself again
21:51:22 <giru> lol
21:51:23 <Doodle> and horny?
21:51:30 <Skirmish> It's hard not to feel superior when engaging with people like you giru.
21:51:44 <Skirmish> Doodle: A little. Semi.
21:51:48 <giru> keep typing or copy pasting from google
21:51:49 <Doodle> re000www
21:51:50 <giru> its so loll
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21:52:22 Quit: word ([email protected]) Quit: .........................
21:52:23 <Drizzt> giru has anybody ever told you, you have the mental prowess of a cheese sandwich, and your as attractive as the south end of a north bound diahroettic chamel?
21:52:46 <Drizzt> forgive the spelling not really with it 2 nite :P
21:52:55 <Doodle> ������ ������ ������ ������� ����� �����
21:52:58 <giru> LOLLL
21:52:59 <Doodle> fuck you niggascript
21:53:11 <Skirmish> Copy and paste from google? Huh?
21:53:14 <giru> mental prowess and typos say it all
21:53:15 <giru> hahaha
21:53:23 <Skirmish> lol you're a dense motherfucker.
21:53:32 <giru> u know u r
21:53:39 <Skirmish> You don't even know when you've paid out on yourself.
21:53:43 * Drizzt would like to take this opportunity, to say you are the cancerous lump on the ring hole of humanity giru :)
21:53:44 <giru> its why when u insult people you talk about yourself
21:53:45 <giru> hahahha
21:53:49 <Skirmish> "I know you are you said you are so what am I?"
21:53:57 <Skirmish> You are 9yo!!
21:54:14 <giru> r u?
21:54:26 <giru> or u saying u have a brain of a nine year old?
21:54:30 <giru> make up ya mind
21:54:37 <pervert> gamma
21:54:43 <giru> GHB
21:54:45 <Doodle> giru has a refractive index of 200 :(
21:54:54 <pervert> wow
21:54:55 <giru> GAAAA MEHHHHHHH HHHHAAAAAAA BBEEEHHAAA
21:55:04 <Drizzt> thats just the glare off his forehead Doodle
21:55:17 <Doodle> he has a forehead doodle?
21:55:19 <Doodle> hawt
21:55:26 <pervert> i wonder what the critical angle for total internal reflection is for an AIR to giru interface is
21:55:31 <pervert> i wonder what the critical angle for total internal reflection is for an AIR to giru interface
21:55:34 <Drizzt> yeah he strokes his neck, and instead of cumming, he spits
21:55:36 <Skirmish> giru: I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!
21:55:38 <Skirmish> HA HA! I WIN!
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21:56:01 <Doodle> LOL@pervert
21:56:05 * giru clap clap for the handicap
21:56:10 <Doodle> +ped
21:56:13 <giru> refractive index of 200?
21:56:14 <Drizzt> you encouraging yourself again giru?
21:56:15 Quit: ANDY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:56:21 <Doodle> it means you're fucking dense
21:56:29 <Skirmish> LOL
21:56:34 <Skirmish> ORLY?
21:56:37 <Doodle> but i still love you
21:56:38 <pervert> snell's law
21:56:43 <giru> coming from u lot thats funny
21:56:44 <giru> hahahah
21:56:47 <Doodle> i love dumb ppl, especially sexy dumb ppl
21:57:13 <Skirmish> giru: It's funny that your peers online find you one of the dumbest people they know?
21:57:22 <Skirmish> Oh yes, I agree. It is funny.
21:58:00 <giru> comin from someone who reckons a refractive index of 200 means someone is really dense
21:58:09 <giru> lolll
21:58:09 <Skirmish> I am road tripping to Brisbane and back. 24 hour road trip. It's going to be a blast.
21:58:24 <pervert> got any teen girls in the boot
21:58:25 <pervert> ?
21:58:29 <Skirmish> You still don't know what it is you fucking imbecile LOL
21:58:34 <Doodle> In general, the refractive index of a glass increases with its density.
21:58:35 <Skirmish> pervert: Can be arranged.
21:58:38 <Doodle> suck my cock
21:58:40 <Doodle> btw
21:58:41 <Doodle> <3
21:58:56 <giru> doodle u failed
21:58:58 <giru> lol
21:59:33 <Drizzt> ive figured out what giru stands for Gigantic Internet Rectal Ulcer
21:59:50 <Drizzt> so your the puss filled lump on the ass of the internet
21:59:56 <stebie> lol
21:59:59 Quit: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) Quit: GIRR!!! REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!
22:00:32 Part: LEBO_GUY ([email protected]) from #facebook
22:00:38 <Skirmish> His reply will be "is that what you are?" Oh no hang on .... "is tht wot u r?"
22:00:53 <Drizzt> he is googl'ing a come back Skirmish
22:00:59 <Drizzt> *taps his foot impatiently*
22:01:28 <Drizzt> why are we waiting... giru is masturbating o why are we waiting ... to neuter the tosspot!!!! :P
22:01:30 <Skirmish> He can't spell google. LOL
22:01:52 <Drizzt> all these insults get him hot ya see
22:02:00 <Meaw> whats goin on here???
22:02:01 <Skirmish> Must have.
22:02:02 <giru> oh look skirmish u made a friend
22:02:03 <Drizzt> he gets off on being treated like 10th class citizen
22:02:20 <giru> another dickhead
22:02:21 <giru> will be good in your circles hey?
22:02:23 <Skirmish> We're not friends. We just agree you're an idiot.
22:02:44 <Skirmish> A lot of people know you're an idiot. You're missing all that?
22:02:53 <Drizzt> Skirmish... its my fault mate.. i forgot that giru is an 1D10T error waiting to happen :P
22:03:12 <Meaw> giru yea I agree most of people on my dickheads enemies list are "DICKHEADS"
22:03:30 Join: mixy ([email protected]) to #facebook
22:03:35 Mode: (by boobs) +v mixy
22:04:22 <Skirmish> Meaw: all the people on your dickheads list you'd happily fuck.
22:04:32 <MrsWeird> lol
22:04:34 Join: dudz ([email protected]) to #facebook
22:04:35 <Meaw> lol
22:04:44 <Meaw> Skirmish u one of them
22:04:45 <dudz> hi fuckwits
22:05:22 <Skirmish> I know you'd happily fuck me Meaw. I wouldn't touch you with giru's tiny penis though.
22:05:22 <dudz> Meaw is that sperm on your face
22:05:31 <Skirmish> dudz: Most likely, yeah.
22:06:00 <Meaw> Skirmish I'm too good for ur penis
22:06:02 Quit: mr`indiazz ([email protected]) Quit:
22:06:11 <dudz> yeah so Skirmish, aparently your life and subsequently existance is meaningless and without purpose and pathetic.
22:06:20 <giru> skirmish talking about himself again haha, no one would touch him cause he is fat and hasnt seen his cock in year
22:06:28 <giru> s
22:06:41 <Meaw> giru that is harhs
22:06:46 <Meaw> harsh*
22:06:57 <dudz> Meaw do you have sex with tall men or short men ?
22:06:59 <Skirmish> dudz: Interesting hypothesis. How did you come to that conclusion? Discuss.
22:07:12 <picard> shye just loves cock she dont care
22:07:23 <dudz> hehe
22:07:24 <Meaw> dudz its depends on how tall they are
22:07:30 <Skirmish> dudz: She stated tonight that she has "unfortunately" not fucked her 9yo brother. She'd fuck anything that asked.
22:07:49 <dudz> oh yeah Skirmish it was quite an asumption but we'll let the events discuss them for you.
22:08:04 <mixy> sex is amazing
22:08:07 * mixy nods
22:08:23 <MrsWeird> lol mixy *hugs*
22:08:30 <Skirmish> dudz: Spelling mistakes and your statement does not make sense. F-
22:08:31 <dudz> mixy do you oftern through yourself towards the cock ?
22:08:40 <Meaw> Skirmish too bad he is only 9 yo otherwise I dont mind incest
22:08:59 * mixy huggles nat
22:09:03 * Skirmish has no need to say anything.
22:09:04 <dudz> Meaw can we have a private conversation with the topic of sex ?
22:09:16 <mixy> dudz, i just did
22:09:23 <mixy> but not that often, no
22:09:25 <Meaw> dudz we dont need private convo
22:09:27 <dudz> sweet,
22:09:34 <giru> even 9 year olds get more action then fat skirmish
22:09:48 <Meaw> lmao giru
22:09:51 <dudz> hey giru not to stick up for Skirmish but i'm also fat
22:10:07 <Meaw> oh
22:10:11 <Meaw> I'm also fat
22:10:17 <Skirmish> giru is jealous cause fat men get more sex than he does.
22:10:29 <Meaw> oh really Skirmish?
22:10:29 <Skirmish> Although anything is more than nothing.
22:10:41 <Skirmish> And nothing is what giru gets :( Poor giru.
22:11:02 <dudz> based on those facts being true, i'd like to offer some sex to giru as a guesture of friendship.
22:11:05 <Skirmish> Meaw: Really. Remember you were calling me a slut earlier tonight? How can I be a slut without fucking the bitches?
22:11:10 <mixy> i'm fat, i get some
22:11:12 <mixy> win
22:11:28 <MrsWeird> yey
22:11:34 <Meaw> yay
22:11:37 <pervert> D R U G S
22:11:38 <pervert> D R U G S
22:11:42 <mixy> when they say that some women have the best sex while they're pregnant
22:11:43 <dudz> oh hi fuckwit
22:11:45 <mixy> ..believe them
22:11:51 <dudz> pervert hi stupid fuckwit cunt
22:11:53 <pervert> serious
22:12:02 <pervert> cool as
22:12:03 <Meaw> you just Slut from the begining Skirmish
22:12:05 * mixy pats pervert
22:12:08 * pervert purrs
22:12:26 <MACOSX> i forgot about facebook
22:12:30 <MACOSX> the bake
22:12:32 <Meaw> mixy It might true
22:12:43 <dudz> Meaw do you mind if i refear to pervert as a stupid fuckwit and a cunt and other similar terms ?
22:12:44 <mixy> it is
22:12:45 <mixy> lol
22:12:59 <pervert> lol
22:13:03 <Meaw> dudz pervert is my friend
22:13:07 <dudz> oh
22:13:09 * pervert gives mixy a carrot
22:13:11 <dudz> but its ok right ?
22:13:20 * mixy noms on carrot
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22:13:33 <dudz> just wouldn't want to get on anyones bad side thats all
22:13:52 <Meaw> no pervert is my friend and you can harass him in any ways and terms
22:13:59 <Meaw> cant*
22:14:04 <dudz> on that note, i am thinking about placing my penis on the desk.
22:14:34 <dudz> unless there are any objections
22:14:35 <Skirmish> On that note I am going to make myself another avacado and coleslaw role.
22:14:39 <mixy> staple it there for safekeeping
22:14:52 <mixy> mmm, avocado
22:14:55 <MACOSX> try to take something from me mother fucker?
22:14:58 <dudz> oh ok, pain you reckon
22:15:01 <MACOSX> YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN DIE U PIECE A SHIT
22:15:01 <mixy> what i'd do for an avocado and chicken roll right now
22:15:24 <dudz> MACOSX do you know of an ftp client that supports stat -l ?
22:15:28 <Meaw> MACOSX are you ok?
22:15:34 Nick: MACOSX is now known as Child`Pawn
22:15:37 <Child`Pawn> "so i quit"
22:15:40 <Child`Pawn> "so i quit"
22:15:46 <Skirmish> mixy: Us fattehs have to keep up our body mass!!
22:15:59 <Child`Pawn> i just wanna play some rock n roll
22:16:14 <Meaw> go for it Child`Pawn
22:16:14 <dudz> fuck you with an object thats wider then your asshole, up your asshole.
22:16:24 <mixy> freaking oath!
22:16:31 <Child`Pawn> cant no band
22:16:34 <mixy> i'll follow it up with some tiny teddies
22:16:50 <mixy> seeing as i just burned off heaps of calories bucking like a wild bull
22:17:12 <dudz> yeah so i'm just sipping back on my mid-strength beer
22:17:12 <Skirmish> lol
22:17:42 <Meaw> mixy how long is your pregnancy now?
22:17:49 <mixy> 25 weeks
22:17:57 <mixy> 26 on tuesday i believe
22:18:08 <dudz> this coming tuesday you reckon
22:18:14 * Skirmish remembers meeting mixy 26 weeks ago ... tuesday.
22:18:35 <mixy> lol
22:18:50 <mixy> you're not the daz that got me pregnant D:
22:19:03 <dudz> being pregnet is for pussies
22:19:05 <Skirmish> I'm the daz you'd rather got you pregnant :D
22:19:34 <Meaw> Skirmish you never change
22:19:51 <dudz> did you enter the relationship with Skirmish hopeing he would oneday change Meaw ?
22:19:53 <Skirmish> Meaw: Neither does your stench.
22:20:14 <Skirmish> Your pungent odour shall forever repulse me Meaw.
22:20:24 <Meaw> what kind of relationship you tallking about dudz?
22:20:41 <dudz> the type that has sperm and black eye's
22:20:54 <Meaw> huh
22:21:05 <dudz> oh ok, nvm
22:21:09 <Skirmish> She's as smart as giru. Don't expect much from her.
22:21:23 <Meaw> nah I wouldnt consider Skirmish for that matter dudz
22:21:26 <dudz> well she does have a vagina hey
22:21:29 <mixy> Skirmish, you wish :P
22:21:36 <Skirmish> So does giru.
22:21:54 <Skirmish> mixy: Only when I am hard and alone :P
22:22:00 <dudz> having a vagina exepts you from having to try at anything.
22:22:02 <Meaw> I bet giru has rejected you Skirmish
22:22:08 <dudz> *exempts
22:22:12 * mixy shudders
22:22:23 <Skirmish> giru is a guy Meaw.
22:22:32 <Meaw> yea arent you gay?
22:22:36 <Skirmish> Is it difficult being so dumb?
22:22:36 <mixy> rofl
22:22:39 <mixy> zing
22:22:39 <Skirmish> Does it hurt?
22:22:53 <Meaw> yea a little bit Skirmish
22:23:00 * Skirmish nods
22:23:15 <dudz> if i may i'd like to asume the roll of the person who takes things too far.
22:23:23 <Skirmish> well soon you will go and have sex with your brother so we can just all patiently wait for that moment.
22:23:42 <Meaw> ahahah
22:23:52 <Meaw> you wanna jump in Skirmish?
22:24:02 Quit: Child`Pawn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:24:04 <Meaw> I'll call you when we ready
22:24:29 <dudz> Meaw when your nick pops up and there is some text there i just vagly skim through the text, mostly i'm just thinking about my penis.
22:24:34 <Skirmish> LOL sif you'd have my number babeh.
22:25:01 <Meaw> :)
22:25:03 <Meaw> eheheheh
22:25:28 <Skirmish> You're making her aroused dudz. I can smell rotting whales from here.
22:25:49 <MrsWeird> lol
22:26:00 <mixy> oh
22:26:05 * mixy closes her legs
22:26:06 <mixy> sorry
22:26:12 <MrsWeird> lol
22:26:14 <Meaw> you gave me ur number before you asked if i wanna cam or phone sex dont you remember Skirmish the day before i rejected u
22:26:19 <dudz> you have had quite extensive exprience at insulting people Skirmish for that i respect you.
22:26:31 <Skirmish> :( lies make baby jesus cry.
22:26:40 <Skirmish> If you have my number feel free to post it up for everyone.
22:26:47 <dudz> nono, cinsear dudz
22:27:07 <Skirmish> I was calling Meaw a liar dude.
22:27:17 <dudz> yeah sorry sperm face
22:27:21 <dudz> carry on
22:27:24 <Meaw> oh i didnt save the number coz i rejected you Skirmish
22:27:33 <Skirmish> The rat thinks she actually had an opportunity to say no to me. I would rather fuck a sock full of spiders and broken glass.
22:27:52 <dudz> dead or alive spiders ?
22:27:59 <Skirmish> Alive.
22:28:05 <dudz> nasty
22:28:06 <Skirmish> funnel webs.
22:28:11 <Skirmish> females.
22:28:14 <Skirmish> Naturally.
22:28:20 <dudz> yep
22:28:21 <Meaw> hahah
22:28:43 <mixy> rofl, spermface
22:28:43 <mixy> nice
22:28:48 <dudz> thanks :)
22:28:52 Join: doctor ([email protected]) to #facebook
22:28:56 Mode: (by boobs) +v doctor
22:29:01 <Skirmish> Meaw: There is no way in hell I would have even considered meeting you let alone slapping my dick up that well used cavity you enjoy using to make your voice echo.
22:29:08 * bam touches boobs
22:29:23 <mixy> ba has boobies now? o:
22:29:26 <doctor> Skirmish Skirmish Skirmish
22:29:26 <mixy> *bam
22:29:29 <bam> yup
22:29:29 <Pieter> mixy: Im downloading the new lips game
22:29:30 <doctor> always with the trolling
22:29:32 <Pieter> :P
22:29:40 <mixy> greatest hits?
22:29:40 <bam> :D
22:29:42 <Skirmish> doctor: No one is trolling.
22:29:42 <Pieter> lips number one hits
22:29:46 <Pieter> yeh that one
22:29:49 <mixy> oh sexy bam
22:29:59 <Pieter> im sexier than bam!
22:29:59 <bam> ohaithar mixy o/
22:30:00 <Pieter> love me!
22:30:02 <Pieter> LOVE ME!!!!
22:30:05 <mixy> heyy
22:30:05 <bam> NO
22:30:09 <bam> hahaha
22:30:12 <Pieter> :((
22:30:16 <bam> awww
22:30:38 <Pieter> I wonder why that 7 11 guy is wanting to contact me this week
22:30:42 <dudz> yes we are discussing important topics Doodle
22:30:44 <dudz> *doctor
22:30:51 <Pieter> I hope its to bribe me into being quiet
22:30:54 <Pieter> im gonna ask for an iphone!
22:30:56 <Pieter> no!
22:31:02 <Pieter> umm
22:31:08 <Pieter> job in their corporate office
22:31:09 <Pieter> ahh fuck that
22:31:10 <dudz> iphones are shit
22:31:13 <Pieter> who wants to work for em
22:31:17 <Pieter> prostitution
22:31:22 <Pieter> their secretary!
22:31:23 <Pieter> yep!
22:31:24 <Pieter> thatS
22:31:25 <Pieter> !
22:31:26 * Skirmish is selling a blackberry.
22:31:29 <dudz> i own an imate 8502.
22:31:38 <Pieter> I got rid of my XDA
22:31:41 <Pieter> oh wait on
22:31:44 <Pieter> it was on o2
22:31:52 <Pieter> same thing anyway
22:31:58 <mixy> i have a nokia
22:32:00 <mixy> <3
22:32:07 <Pieter> I dunno what i want
22:32:08 <orly> chicks love iphones
22:32:12 <Pieter> if its just a shitty phone apology
22:32:15 <dudz> if i don't use my phone in a month i don't pay anything that month, people who get contracts for a "free" phone are fuckwits.
22:32:15 <orly> what chicks like. you have to respect
22:32:18 <Pieter> im gonnna tell him to get fucked
22:32:20 <doctor> i got this old piece of shit motorolla that ive had for years and still dont know how to use
22:32:22 <mixy> my bf loves his iphone
22:32:24 <orly> because it could help you get vagina
22:32:32 <doctor> your bf is then a homosexual
22:32:33 <orly> he's probably a homosexual mixy
22:32:37 <orly> at least bi
22:32:37 <Pieter> hahaha
22:32:37 Join: Child`Pawn ([email protected]) to #facebook
22:32:38 <doctor> see
22:32:39 <Pieter> destroyed in seconds
22:32:42 <Pieter> i wanna see that one!
22:32:52 <Pieter> all the helicopters and air planes fucking up
22:32:53 <Pieter> :)))
22:32:54 <mixy> yeah, that's why i'm with him and knocked up, right?
22:33:00 <orly> BI
22:33:13 Nick: Child`Pawn is now known as MACOSX
22:33:27 <orly> and plenty of chicks have been married and their husband finally comes out a s homosexual
22:33:33 <orly> he doesn't watch glee does he mixy?
22:33:36 <dudz> he was probably really drunk mixy
22:33:38 <mixy> no
22:33:43 <mixy> but my gay friend does
22:34:00 <mixy> it's my ex that was bi or gay -.-
22:34:09 <dudz> did you sit on him regardless
22:34:13 <doctor> you turned em?
22:34:14 <orly> so you do attract the gay s and bi's
22:34:39 <orly> mixy i didn't even know you had a bf
22:34:52 <orly> is this bf the father of your child or another guy that came along after?
22:34:53 <dudz> she likes to keep her options open
22:35:01 <mixy> baby daddy
22:35:05 <orly> awww
22:35:14 <orly> so he's sticking around then?
22:35:20 <mixy> yep
22:35:23 <Skirmish> For now.
22:35:24 <orly> good to hear
22:35:37 <dudz> you offerd reasonable doubt Skirmish.
22:35:47 <mixy> yeah, till he sees a baby come out of my vagina
22:35:51 <mixy> then he'll run screaming
22:36:01 <Skirmish> She hasn't lost her mind with hormones yet.
22:36:02 <orly> yeah... and suddenly you're not as tight as you used to be
22:36:11 <orly> he'll start fucking your arse
22:36:14 <orly> but it's not a vagina
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22:36:22 <mixy> lol, you know vaginas have elastic qualities, right?
22:36:22 <orly> not the tight vagina he rememers
22:36:26 <Skirmish> She hasn't got post natal depression yet.
22:36:27 <orly> remembers
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22:36:59 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:37:17 <orly> interesting thing i was reading mixy. it doesn't matter if you have the baby cut out or naturally. your vagina won't be as tight
22:37:31 <orly> i don't' even understand why that is . but it is apparently the case
22:37:38 <dudz> there's a hot sexy slut on my bed at the moment.
22:37:42 <mixy> mkay then
22:37:48 <SoupNazi> u mean a ceasarian
22:37:53 <SoupNazi> sif that would make the cunt looser
22:38:08 <orly> what's your plants mixy, natural or cut out?
22:38:12 <mixy> exactly, orly's a very fail troll
22:38:15 <orly> do you have child bearing hips?
22:38:21 <mixy> natrual
22:38:28 <orly> mixy you take that back
22:38:32 <orly> i'm a good friend
22:38:33 <dudz> the cunt that mixy wears can fit 8 cocks.
22:38:37 <orly> i've always been a good friend
22:38:42 <mixy> c-sections take way longer to recover from, and i don't fancy tummy scars
22:38:46 <SoupNazi> mixy is going to juice up when the baby comes out of her moot
22:38:59 <orly> mixy between you and me. i don't' like them one little bit
22:39:09 <orly> if you got hips that can take a baby have it naturally
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22:39:25 <dudz> yeah don't be a pussie
22:39:25 <mixy> i've got hips, lol
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22:39:41 <mixy> baby birthing hips run in the family
22:40:06 <orly> good to hear. only problem you might have is upside down baby. when does the baby turn?
22:40:09 <orly> at what month?
22:40:18 <SoupNazi> tell your mother to close her legs for once mixy
22:40:22 <mixy> i don't know
22:40:23 <SoupNazi> teaching her kids how to become sluts
22:40:29 <orly> you need to know that shit mixy
22:40:40 <mixy> SoupNazi, my mother passed away four years ago, you're a bit late
22:40:49 <orly> sorry to hear that mixy
22:40:50 <SoupNazi> sure she did
22:40:53 <orly> how did it happen?
22:40:57 <orly> mixy doesn't lie
22:41:01 <mixy> heart attack
22:41:05 <orly> oh my
22:41:10 <orly> how old was she?
22:41:14 <dudz> high diet of cock eh
22:41:18 <mixy> 46
22:41:23 <orly> that's tragic
22:41:25 <mixy> she had really high blood pressure
22:41:35 <dudz> too much suger from sperm perhaps
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22:41:41 <SoupNazi> mixy i wouldn't be telling irc ppl in here that if it's true
22:41:53 <dudz> no its ok
22:42:04 <mixy> why not? you can try to troll me with it all you like
22:42:08 <mixy> but it won't affect me
22:42:12 <SoupNazi> because it's asking for it
22:42:14 <orly> well mixy you owe it to your mothers memory to bring that child up well, for your mother to be proud of you and the kid
22:42:23 <SoupNazi> stop using the term 'troll' will you
22:42:31 <orly> don't' spend your baby bonus on a 42inch lcd
22:42:31 <dudz> there's no such thing as memory orly
22:42:34 <mixy> i like the term troll
22:42:37 <dudz> but it was a nice sentement
22:42:40 <dudz> *centiment
22:42:42 <SoupNazi> mixy it's stupid
22:42:55 <mixy> not as stupid as you >:D
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22:43:20 <orly> so you were only 14 or so when your mother died mixy?
22:43:27 <dudz> i'll be back later to add some more advice and such,
22:43:28 <mixy> yeah
22:43:30 <orly> omg
22:43:40 <orly> you could have gone completely off the rails
22:43:50 <orly> and well.. you're a teen with a baby. maybe you did
22:43:55 <orly> but you can still have a good life
22:43:55 <mixy> lol
22:43:57 <mixy> yep
22:43:58 <dudz> just bash your cock on the desk and get it over with orly
22:44:02 <dudz> bbl
22:44:07 <orly> lol
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22:47:57 <Meaw> are you 18 now mixy
22:48:18 <mixy> YEP
22:48:23 <mixy> oops
22:48:29 <mixy> cat's been walking all over my laptop
22:49:09 <SoupNazi> mixy why did you get impregnated so young
22:49:24 <doctor> cum feels good inside you
22:49:25 <mixy> it wasn't intentional
22:49:36 <doctor> did he wear a condom?
22:49:41 <mixy> no
22:49:44 <SoupNazi> mixy do you remember the guy getting off in you to make it happen?
22:49:47 <doctor> then it was intentional
22:50:00 <mixy> i was on birth control
22:50:02 <mixy> but it didn't work
22:50:08 <mixy> so no, it wasn't intentional
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22:50:17 <doctor> cant trust those things
22:50:32 <SoupNazi> so you remember the sperm entering you
22:50:36 <SoupNazi> to make you pregnant
22:50:54 <mixy> no, i don't know what exact time it was
22:51:00 <SoupNazi> oh ok
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22:51:13 <doctor> well you should of got him to pull out
22:51:17 <doctor> just to play safe
22:51:24 <SoupNazi> lol
22:51:39 <mixy> your mother should have got your father to pull out, do you hear me complaining?
22:51:44 <SoupNazi> do you know who the father is mixy
22:51:56 <mixy> yes, that was stated previously
22:52:13 <doctor> my mother and father were married and were intending on children
22:52:22 <mixy> so?
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22:52:26 <doctor> you just slutted the fuck up and got preggers
22:52:37 <SoupNazi> mixy: you should have swallowed then you wouldn't be in this mess
22:52:44 <mixy> lol, i' a slut because i had sex and it got me pregnant
22:52:46 <mixy> of course
22:52:50 Nick: Tara^^ is now known as Tarz^
22:52:57 <doctor> oh yeah, dumb slut then
22:53:04 <SoupNazi> take it in the mouth like the slut you are
22:53:24 <Meaw> doctor n SoupNazi she doesnt complain abt it so stfu
22:53:44 <mixy> you two aren't the brightest, heh
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22:54:04 <SoupNazi> how do you figure that mixy
22:54:28 <doctor> Meaw arent you that indo cunt who tries to hit on aussie men in Irc
22:54:33 <mixy> because you're making stupid assumptions and probably think that you're insulting me
22:54:35 <doctor> so she can then marry them and get a visa
22:54:36 <SoupNazi> lol
22:54:51 <SoupNazi> mixy i'd say their likely assumptions
22:54:52 <Meaw> lol Doodle
22:54:55 <Meaw> ups
22:54:57 <Meaw> doctor
22:55:08 <doctor> im just yankin ya chain mixy
22:55:17 <doctor> aint trying to insult ya, just stoned and bored
22:55:28 <Meaw> I already got Permanent resident so I wouldnt worry abt it doctor
22:55:44 <SoupNazi> mixy don't you think it will look funny having a black baby come out of your white vagina
22:55:46 <dudz> oh a junkie fuck eh Doodle
22:55:48 <dudz> *doctor
22:55:57 <Meaw> SoupNazi stfu
22:56:04 <doctor> nah i dont shoot up
22:56:10 <doctor> thats what junkies do
22:56:11 <dudz> yep junkie
22:56:11 <SoupNazi> is doctor on heroin
22:56:28 <dudz> doctor is a junkie skum piece
22:56:53 <SoupNazi> Meaw fuck off mate
22:56:54 <dudz> he's a junkie that socializes thats all
22:57:00 <Meaw> what??
22:57:10 <SoupNazi> the doctors will laugh in their heads
22:57:15 <SoupNazi> when they see a black baby
22:57:20 <SoupNazi> come out of a white vagina
22:57:29 <Meaw> SoupNazi I hate your joke
22:57:32 <dudz> they will laugh because there looking at a vagina
22:57:35 <Meaw> It is not funny
22:57:41 <SoupNazi> they will hold off their laughter to not look unprofessional
22:57:48 <SoupNazi> Meaw what joke
22:57:54 <dudz> and then at lunch they will gather hey SoupNazi
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22:57:57 <doctor> then theyd stick their professional intelligent penis juice inside you
22:57:58 <Meaw> SoupNazi shut the fuck up please
22:58:14 <dudz> haha whatever your doing your doing a good job SoupNazi:)
22:58:14 <SoupNazi> lol yeh and say how typical that black baby slut was
22:58:47 <doctor> place bets on what age her child will first get arrested
22:58:48 <dudz> its funny cause you got to Meaw thats all
22:58:55 <Meaw> dudz I wouldnt say that if I was you
22:59:09 <SoupNazi> probably when it says its first word
22:59:17 <SoupNazi> an arrest for swwearing at a welfare officer
22:59:38 <Meaw> SoupNazi I cant stand you anymore
22:59:44 <dudz> hehe
22:59:58 <SoupNazi> Meaw: boo hoo mate
22:59:58 <doctor> lol
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23:00:05 <SoupNazi> lighten up you retart
23:00:13 <dudz> *retard
23:00:15 <Meaw> SoupNazi you ask for it
23:00:23 <dudz> no don't be a faggot Meaw
23:00:28 <dudz> try to resist
23:00:29 <Meaw> I am
23:00:51 <SoupNazi> i think Meaw what's a piece of this slut
23:00:55 <dudz> i'm on your side if you didn't notice Meaw
23:00:59 <SoupNazi> that's why he's trying to act all mature and on her side
23:01:06 <SoupNazi> he thinks he can get in this way
23:01:14 <Meaw> SoupNazi
23:01:27 <SoupNazi> have some loose std-ridden impregnated irc pussy
23:01:40 <Meaw> I cant believe you
23:01:44 <Meaw> SoupNazi
23:02:12 <dudz> with a junkie homeless mans sperm
23:02:23 <SoupNazi> lol
23:02:30 <doctor> that would be me
23:03:01 <dudz> that was left on the side walk ^
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23:03:55 <doctor> oh
23:03:58 <doctor> im in the gutter
23:04:04 <doctor> must be some other junkie
23:04:15 <SoupNazi> bongs r not junkie
23:04:22 <SoupNazi> needs is
23:04:26 <dudz> bongs are for social junkies
23:04:41 <doctor> whats a social junkie?
23:04:53 <dudz> someone who is a junkie and also mingles with the mainstream of society
23:05:18 <doctor> oh im not very cool
23:05:24 <SoupNazi> no it isn't
23:05:33 <SoupNazi> it's someone that only has needles at parties and shit
23:05:46 <SoupNazi> not all the time
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23:06:17 <dudz> you are obviously a junkie based on your obsession with justifying it.
23:06:37 <SoupNazi> junkies are people hooked on needles idiot
23:06:42 <dudz> nope
23:06:46 <SoupNazi> not someone that smokes a bong
23:06:58 <dudz> a junkie is just anyone who abuses substances.
23:07:12 <SoupNazi> wtf
23:07:18 <SoupNazi> no it isn't
23:07:21 <dudz> it can be coffee and they can be still a junkie
23:07:35 <dudz> there someone who urns for a fix
23:07:41 <dudz> *yerns
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23:07:57 <SoupNazi> if someone says junkie i think of heroin
23:08:04 <SoupNazi> unless they say a word before it
23:08:06 <dudz> yep thats the common definition
23:08:11 <SoupNazi> coffee junkie
23:08:17 <SoupNazi> but just junkie
23:08:19 <SoupNazi> heroin
23:08:23 <dudz> nope
23:08:31 <SoupNazi> yes
23:08:34 <dudz> no no,
23:08:46 <dudz> you my friend are considerd a junkie,
23:08:47 <SoupNazi> doctor knows
23:08:51 <SoupNazi> me
23:08:53 <SoupNazi> why the fuck am i one
23:09:01 <dudz> doctors definition isn't valid as he too is a junkie
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23:09:12 <SoupNazi> your just being a dumb cunt now
23:09:20 <SoupNazi> calling someone a junkie means they are on needles
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23:09:36 <dudz> my point being, ofc he will argue against it because he does it, so he won't like to be called that as its considerd an insult.
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23:10:15 <SoupNazi> someone that has bongs is not a junkie
23:10:22 <SoupNazi> if you think that you are confused
23:10:23 <dudz> yep, there a junkie skum in my mind
23:10:27 <dudz> nope
23:10:34 <dudz> i'm entitled to my opinion you faggot cunt
23:10:39 <SoupNazi> smoking weed does not make you a junkie
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23:10:43 <dudz> yep
23:10:43 <SoupNazi> it's not an opinion idiot
23:10:53 <SoupNazi> a word is a word
23:10:54 <dudz> someone who abuses substances is a junkie
23:11:03 <Meaw> SoupNazi you sounds like skirmish
23:11:10 <SoupNazi> who said anything about abuse
23:11:26 <SoupNazi> doctor could be a casual user for all you know
23:11:29 <SoupNazi> you junkie scum
23:11:33 <Meaw> just skirmish is better
23:11:52 <dudz> the only reason you think that it has to be heroin is because pot is mainstream and it benifits the dealers to make people think that way.
23:11:57 <SoupNazi> Meaw can u put me on ignore or something. I'm sick of hearing from you now
23:11:59 <dudz> so you are sucked into thinking the way the dealer wants you to think.
23:12:07 <SoupNazi> haha
23:12:10 <SoupNazi> that's ridiculous
23:12:13 <SoupNazi> what dealer
23:12:20 <dudz> any dealer
23:12:24 <Meaw> I might try that SoupNazi
23:12:55 <dudz> dealers are all around us
23:12:55 <Meaw> done
23:12:56 <SoupNazi> how do you know doctor doesn't grow his own
23:12:59 <dudz> and filling our heads with junk
23:13:06 <dudz> he might
23:14:06 <dudz> people who smoke pot asociate with other people who smoke pot, or have at some point in there life.
23:14:18 <SoupNazi> not necessarily
23:14:30 <dudz> i think its safe to asume that since we live in a society
23:15:03 <doctor> are you religious or something?
23:15:13 <SoupNazi> lol sounds like it
23:15:14 <doctor> think treating yourself is a sin
23:15:16 <dudz> nope i actually think religion is for faggots
23:15:18 <SoupNazi> religious people are pretty stupid
23:15:31 <Meaw> hmmm
23:15:39 <doctor> Meaw is a muzzo
23:15:46 <Meaw> :)
23:15:46 <SoupNazi> in fact, religious people are fucking aresholes
23:15:55 <Meaw> I hope thats a good thing
23:16:06 <SoupNazi> Meaw doesn't let food pass his throat during daylight hours
23:16:08 <dudz> but then again, if you anaylse it further, everyone is a fuckwit/asshole.
23:16:12 <SoupNazi> in celebration of the prophet mohammed
23:16:15 <dudz> thats just how people are.
23:16:24 <Meaw> yea true dudz
23:16:34 <Meaw> are you one of them?
23:16:42 <dudz> yep, and i pride myself in it.
23:16:59 <Meaw> then all good
23:17:02 <dudz> :)
23:17:19 <Meaw> :)
23:18:01 <Mira> hmm
23:18:07 <doctor> this is when peter garratt was cool
23:18:07 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukmp4v9ZiU
23:18:11 <pervert> drugs
23:18:12 <pervert> hi
23:18:26 <SoupNazi> peter garrett is a fucking loser
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23:18:37 <SoupNazi> he is a hypocrite
23:18:45 <Mira> garratt is a business man
23:19:02 <doctor> i know
23:19:05 <doctor> hate him now
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23:19:17 <Mira> get lost
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23:20:50 <Mira> the worst person in politics right now isour premiere
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23:21:08 <STEEL_work> when the sun dont shine thats when i come out to play :D lol
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23:21:40 <doctor> why cause he doesnt want to let your family in our country while on boats?
23:21:45 <doctor> oh she left
23:22:18 <SoupNazi> anna bligh is a horrid piece of shit
23:22:21 <Mira> brumby want imports here
23:22:46 <Mira> to fill 'skill shortages"
23:23:03 <Mira> it what he does to aussies that appuals me
23:23:24 <SoupNazi> Mira was won over with the new baby bonus scheme
23:23:27 <Matty^^> brumby should tell the boat ppl to get fucked
23:23:47 <Mira> i agree
23:23:49 <SoupNazi> oh wait that was mixy
23:24:10 <Mira> it shocks me they were bringing imports here to take our jobs, when there are people here in need of work and opportunity
23:24:25 <SoupNazi> fuck those filthy arab immigrant boat scum
23:24:42 <dudz> people in .au who don't have a job don't have a job simply because of there un-willingness to work.
23:24:51 <Matty^^> correct dudz
23:24:52 <Matty^^> most anyway
23:24:53 <Mira> not true
23:24:54 <dudz> as in, we don't accept just any job for the sake of having a job, we are too selective.
23:25:07 <Mira> very mis informed
23:25:08 <dudz> Mira if you wanted a job you could get a job
23:25:14 <dudz> its just a matter of how badly youw ant aj ob
23:25:14 <Mira> not true!
23:25:26 <Matty^^> dudz: not if the person is 55 and has a bad back no one would employ him
23:25:30 <Mira> womenstill stuggle to enter the male dominated trades
23:25:32 <ookieOnsta> i am mc raaj and i very much like to have your job dudz. what employment do you attend?
23:25:33 <doctor> i work because i have nothing else to do during the day
23:25:35 <dudz> i have been un-employed for about a yr now and its because i don't want a shit job doing mindless work
23:25:44 <Mira> so try telling them if they want in tbadly enuff they would have it
23:25:44 <dudz> so i don't even bother applying for those jobs
23:25:54 <Matty^^> drive trucks
23:26:25 <Mira> the simple fact, is most employers dont want to hire women
23:26:33 <Mira> and would rather hire and indian man
23:26:38 <Mira> than an aussie woman
23:27:07 <ookieOnsta> i am mc raaj and i would like to hire a woman for the evening
23:27:12 <Matty^^> Mira: coz women are trouble
23:27:27 <Mira> so australia has a vastly unskilled unemployed baby bonus female population as a result
23:27:32 <dudz> you could work in a coffee shop Mira,
23:27:39 <dudz> any kind of retail store
23:28:02 <Mira> whydont u seerve coffee dudz ?
23:28:14 <Mira> or help someone with their purchase
23:28:17 <dudz> because i don't want that job, but if i wanted a job that desperatly i would.
23:28:27 <Mira> no
23:28:33 <Mira> thats settling for anything u can get
23:28:38 <picard> mira
23:28:40 <dudz> yes
23:29:09 <Mira> and if u did that, no wonder u dont want to work
23:29:31 <Mira> how can u justify award wage, 40 hours a week, with barley more than dole?
23:30:14 <Matty^^> because you are busy
23:30:25 <Mira> who r u Matty^^
23:30:32 <Matty^^> award wage is 560 something the dole is like 400...
23:30:33 <Mira> and who said u can enter the convo
23:30:45 <Matty^^> i said Mira ;) and my 2 kids said so to
23:30:49 <dudz> 450/fortnight - dole
23:30:51 <Mira> state ur work history
23:30:57 <Matty^^> mine? oki
23:31:02 <Mira> plus rent assistance
23:31:08 <dudz> true
23:31:11 <Mira> and HCC free medical
23:31:14 <Matty^^> im a truck driver own 3 trucks and have a morgage?
23:31:31 <Mira> i bet u do
23:31:36 <Matty^^> i do ;)
23:31:36 <Mira> 3 trucks dont come cheap
23:31:43 <Matty^^> they arnt cheap
23:31:52 <Matty^^> u gota have contracts for them ;)
23:32:00 <dudz> he probbaly spent his time working instead of complaining :)
23:32:01 * dudz hides
23:32:45 <Mira> the point is, people want particular jobs to suit the qualifications, if a woman was a teacher, she wouldnt accept a cleaners job
23:32:59 <dudz> drop your children off to your local welfare if its too much for you.
23:33:00 <Matty^^> true
23:33:06 <dudz> untill you get back on your feet
23:33:07 <Matty^^> dudz: no way :)
23:33:10 <dudz> hehe
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23:33:47 <dudz> yeah true Mira
23:33:53 <Matty^^> ahh fuck left my run sheets in the car
23:34:16 <dudz> for when you sperm by accident on the table ?
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23:35:05 <Matty^^> lol idiot
23:35:09 <dudz> :)
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23:35:36 <Mira> ever been in a room of friends and felt very lonely?
23:35:55 <Matty^^> who Mira?
23:35:57 <dudz> depends are they friends or "freiends"
23:36:01 <pervert> depends
23:36:08 <pervert> you can always dependdddddddddddddddd
23:36:12 <pervert> yeeeeeeeeeahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:36:17 <pervert> someone
23:36:20 <pervert> fucking help me
23:36:22 <pervert> im so bored
23:36:34 <Mira> how i felt tonight, with people i known al my life, but i felt distant for some reason
23:36:34 <dudz> hey pervert, what do you do when you spill sperm on the desk
23:36:42 <Mira> i dunno
23:36:47 <dudz> isn't that just depression Mira?
23:36:47 <Mira> i left the party anyhow
23:36:55 <Mira> i dont kow?"
23:37:00 <pervert> dudz, i get your 10 year old sister to lick it up
23:37:00 <dudz> hmm
23:37:40 <Mira> i dont know
23:37:45 <Mira> good friends are nice
23:37:55 <Mira> but felt like something was missing
23:38:54 <doctor> a cockto suck?
23:39:07 <Mira> lots of cocks on offer if i wanted
23:39:13 <Mira> but id rather not
23:39:26 <dudz> but what about the cocks ?
23:39:42 <Mira> they were attached to friends
23:40:21 <dudz> yeah but what about the poor cock that has to go without
23:40:25 <Mira> u like to such ur friends cock?
23:40:50 <dudz> never tried sucking on a cock
23:41:03 <dudz> or that was for doctor perhaps
23:41:29 <dudz> he probably has sucked on a few cocks to keep up his junkie habits.
23:41:38 <Mira> is doc a junkie?
23:41:42 <dudz> yep
23:41:52 <dudz> pothead
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23:42:17 <Mira> rip his crop
23:42:19 <dudz> on the lower end of the junkie scale but never the less..
23:42:45 <dudz> yeah and fasion it into an intrument perhaps
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23:42:53 <dudz> *instrument
23:43:05 <dudz> something useful ^
23:44:47 <dudz> we are temporary pals hey Mira
23:45:25 <dudz> *temporary irc pals, hey
23:46:09 <dudz> with a complicated unpredictable formual to ending the temp palship :)
23:47:33 <dudz> perhaps i added that ingredient just now ^ :)
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23:48:25 <dudz> yep, fuck you pervert
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23:53:41 <Pieter> cmooooooon mad tv!
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23:55:42 <Pieter> dudz: you poor guy
23:55:58 <Bepps> Lol
23:56:04 <Pieter> Mira isnt worth being friends with
23:56:14 <Pieter> She'll just take everything she can get her hands on
23:56:20 <Pieter> and toss ya aside like a piece of shit
23:56:29 <Pieter> total USER
23:56:40 <Pieter> haha @ mad tv
23:56:45 <Pieter> i love their barak obama sketches
23:56:53 <Pieter> and the oprah ones
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23:58:36 <pervert> ya
23:59:22 <dudz> yeah so anyway, fuck you pervert right up the asshole.
23:59:29 <pervert> lol
23:59:34 <pervert> why do you love me so
23:59:35 <pervert> ?
23:59:43 <pervert> what did i ever do to win your heart?