// #facebook — 2009-05-17
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00:00:07 Nick: james_bi is now known as bi_james
00:00:09 <Superman`> rofl
00:00:35 <pervert> that was clever :S
00:00:43 <Superman`> funny prick
00:01:07 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> cool and shit
00:01:27 Join: FakeID ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:01:53 <CrIp> rofl
00:02:50 <FakeID> OWNED CUNTS
00:02:55 <FakeID> dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dav
00:02:56 <FakeID> dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dav
00:02:57 <FakeID> dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dave's mums ph:(08)95275021 dave's mums addy:5 Aries Court, Rockingham, W.A email:[email protected] dave (FakeID) mobile:0415631343 dav
00:02:57 Mode: (by atlantis.fl.us.austnet.org) +b *!*@d6934eba.an.irc-oper.org
00:02:57 Kick: FakeID was kicked by atlantis.fl.us.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 6 lines in 4 secs))
00:03:52 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> hrmm
00:03:52 <CrIp> fail
00:04:03 <Superman`> orite ladies, im off
00:04:04 Part: Superman` ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:04:18 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> could you find out what size shoes david wears?
00:05:11 <hash> he doesnt wear shoes
00:05:15 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> that would be a challenge
00:05:24 <tE[m]tN`> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/814563/father-arranged-prostitue-for-virgin-son
00:05:27 <tE[m]tN`> lmao
00:05:32 <Bastard> hash: the pic says it all
00:05:36 Part: Mercenary ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:06:13 Quit: ramp ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:06:54 <hash> The married dad pleaded guilty to attempting to hire a woman to have sex with a child and received a 10-month suspended jail term.
00:07:03 Part: MuStI_LaN ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:07:04 Join: You ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:07:27 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> lol
00:07:41 <tE[m]tN`> nice dad huh
00:07:57 <hash> to be sentanced to jail for that is stupid
00:08:22 <pervert> LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots LOAD THE BOTS load the bots
00:09:08 <hash> what bots
00:09:09 Join: spanky1 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:11:41 <You> bots vibrate
00:12:28 <pervert> just load the bots
00:12:55 <pervert> or load the wasps
00:13:21 Part: picard ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:13:24 Join: picard ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:13:32 Part: picard ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:13:33 <pervert> make it so
00:14:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Aar0n!*@*
00:14:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!Aar0n@*
00:14:59 Join: The_BulK ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:15:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.m?
00:16:23 Join: jarrad ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:16:25 <jarrad> Hey anyone in here got a Nikon DSLR Camera please private message me!
00:16:33 <pervert> lol
00:16:55 <pervert> anyone got a knob in here - pm pls
00:17:02 Part: jarrad ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:17:34 <tE[m]tN`> only on my head..
00:17:47 <pervert> ye
00:17:48 <hash> anyone in here on irc
00:17:53 <pervert> that jarrad guy is weir
00:17:53 <pervert> d
00:17:56 <hash> pm pervert
00:18:20 <pervert> pm pervert
00:18:27 <hash> are you on irc
00:18:32 <pervert> na
00:18:38 <tE[m]tN`> pervert 4 pm
00:18:43 <hash> are you hooked n irc
00:18:49 <pervert> #hooked
00:18:50 <pervert> lol
00:18:57 <hash> are you hooked on hooked
00:19:13 <pervert> josh joined that channel
00:19:17 <pervert> he goes 'im hooked'
00:19:18 <pervert> on drugs
00:19:22 <pervert> then leaves
00:19:25 Part: bi_james ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:19:28 <hash> who?
00:19:32 <pervert> josh
00:19:38 <hash> :|
00:19:47 <pervert> the guy who comes on here with the irc nickname josh
00:20:03 <hash> never really noticed
00:20:07 <pervert> hmm
00:20:28 <pervert> <jarrad> Hey anyone in here got a Nikon DSLR Camera please private message me!
00:20:28 <pervert> <@pervert> nop
00:20:28 <pervert> <@pervert> i got heroin
00:20:34 <pervert> he's invading everywhere
00:20:42 <pervert> what a freak
00:20:50 <pervert> hes probably a rape-ahh
00:20:58 Quit: Krystal ([email protected]) Quit: It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one damn thing over and over.
00:21:00 <tE[m]tN`> o0o lesbians on neighbours now
00:21:11 <pervert> licking the sniffy patch
00:21:12 Join: bi-james ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:21:28 <pervert> i better go study some more now
00:21:32 <pervert> differential
00:22:07 <pervert> hey hash
00:22:23 <hash> hay
00:22:31 <pervert> whos popc0rn
00:22:54 <hash> dunno
00:23:05 * You have been disconnected
00:23:08 <pervert> lol
00:23:09 <pervert> you
00:23:24 Part: tE[m]tN` ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:24:04 <pervert> where is polly
00:24:15 <hash> ?
00:24:20 <pervert> :)_
00:24:37 <pervert> im bored say
00:24:40 Part: Impaler ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:24:50 <pervert> impaler
00:24:54 <pervert> seeya
00:25:03 <pervert> wonder where he went
00:25:21 <pervert> we need more bees on here
00:25:40 <hash> impaler went 2 burger king
00:25:53 <pervert> hungry?
00:26:26 <pervert> wheres topper
00:26:33 <hash> moving
00:26:39 <pervert> moving?
00:26:48 <hash> sa
00:26:59 <pervert> why?
00:27:24 <pervert> is he looking for B?
00:27:37 Join: Mrdreams ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:27:55 <hash> i
00:27:57 <hash> have no
00:27:59 <hash> idea
00:28:05 <pervert> ye same
00:28:37 <hash> want 2 have a fight
00:28:43 <pervert> sure
00:29:44 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> awwww...shiot
00:29:49 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> get your towels ready
00:29:52 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> its about to go down
00:29:54 Join: Jenny^^ ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:30:12 <hash> im on a dolphin ..doin flips and shit
00:30:47 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> im RIDING on a dolphin
00:30:50 Join: hammerhead ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:31:31 Join: ramp ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:32:05 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> FUCK LAND IM ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER!
00:32:17 Quit: pervert ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by hammerhead)
00:32:21 Nick: hammerhead is now known as pervert
00:32:34 <CrIp> http://wylfwt.com/home/files/images/Epic%20Snail.jpg
00:32:41 <pervert> high
00:33:39 <pR1nC3s5d0nN4> believe me when i say....i fucked a mermaiddddddd...yeahhhhh yeahhhhhh...yeahhhhhhhhhh....yeahhhhhhh........Shhhh..shhhhh...Shhhawwwwtytyyyy ..yeah...yeahh..yeahhh
00:33:42 <pervert> im
00:33:50 <pervert> im gonna studdy now
00:33:54 <pervert> studddddddddddddddddddddddddddddy
00:34:06 <pervert> pedit
00:36:27 * You have been disconnected
00:37:36 Join: MrTIcKLe ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:38:46 <MrTIcKLe> 24 m stkilda.... anyone wanna chat?
00:39:11 Part: spanky1 ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:39:17 * You have been disconnected MrTIcKLe for having a small penis
00:39:25 <CrIp> fuckup
00:39:28 <CrIp> dick
00:39:28 Join: spanky1 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:39:56 * You are the dick CrIp
00:40:08 <You> Im the cunt
00:40:14 <CrIp> die@@@
00:40:25 <You> I fuck ppl
00:40:34 <CrIp> noh im not going 2 fuck u
00:40:35 <You> hence the cunt
00:42:01 <hash> eatcunt
00:42:11 <You> Give me your credit card numbers people if one is lucky you win a prize!!!
00:42:25 <hash> what good is a number
00:44:20 <hash> aw coool
00:44:26 <hash> can i add you too msn CrIp
00:45:11 <CrIp> oh hell yeah
00:45:28 <hash> awesome
00:45:38 Join: [EVAQU8] ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:46:01 Part: [EVAQU8] ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:49:30 Join: leb370zi ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:54:28 Join: Guitar_hero69 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:54:40 Join: Teegs ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:56:50 Join: FORMYX2C ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:57:53 Quit: pR1nC3s5d0nN4 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:02:02 Part: Teegs ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:02:21 Join: Cute_Krissy23 ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:02:57 Join: Bazza ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:03:01 <Bazza> where's d0nna?
01:03:13 <Bazza> I want her to tell me some of her racist jokes so I can tell my friend.
01:03:21 Join: JusMe ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:04:38 <FORMYX2C> u just missed her
01:04:47 Part: Tmax ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:04:53 Join: Tmax ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:05:01 <Bazza> damn it
01:05:11 <Bazza> do you know any racist jokes?
01:05:15 Part: JusMe ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:05:18 <FORMYX2C> nope
01:05:21 <FORMYX2C> not a racist
01:05:52 <FORMYX2C> suppose to treat all people equaly
01:06:03 Part: FORMYX2C ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:06:06 Join: Teegs ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:06:57 Part: Cute_Krissy23 ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:08:48 <Bazza> I'm not racist either.
01:09:12 <Bazza> I just don't take life as seriously as others.
01:09:33 Part: Bi26Yarraville ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:10:37 <Bazza> why did so many black people die in Vietnam?
01:10:52 Join: Mistr_Playboy ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:10:55 <Bazza> because when the sargeant yelled "Get down!" they got up and started dancin'
01:11:31 Part: Mistr_Playboy ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:12:23 Join: ladygirl ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:13:12 <Bazza> what do you call a hot looking Leb?
01:13:13 <Bazza> Asif
01:14:37 <Bazza> why do Abo's smell so bad?
01:14:46 <Bazza> so blind people can hate them too
01:19:49 Join: JoeBloggs ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:19:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b Aar0n!*@*
01:20:14 Part: Teegs ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:25:05 Join: Teegs ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:25:19 Part: MrTIcKLe ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:25:27 Join: opencode ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:26:56 Part: opencode ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:26:57 Nick: Zoidberg is now known as Sonia
01:27:04 <Bass`Babe85> haii all yoy hoy
01:28:17 <Sonia> hai Bass`Babe85
01:28:20 <Bazza> Sonia
01:28:25 <Bazza> what do you call a hot chick in Lebanon?
01:28:33 <Bass`Babe85> hai Sonia
01:28:39 <You> Give me your credit card numbers people if one is lucky you win a prize!!!
01:28:45 <Bazza> firstly, hello Sonia
01:28:58 <Sonia> haha
01:29:15 <Sonia> hello Bazza, and I don't know, tell me
01:29:18 Part: The_BulK ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:29:38 Join: STENO ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:29:53 <Bazza> a tourist
01:30:20 Part: SWANS-vs-WCE ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:30:34 <Sonia> haha
01:30:42 <Sonia> sad, but true
01:30:53 <Bazza> what do you call a hot Leb?
01:31:05 <Bazza> Asif
01:31:18 Part: ramp ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:31:25 <Sonia> lol, I used to work with someone with that name
01:31:27 <Sonia> so apt
01:31:32 <Bazza> why didn't the tanks run over people at Tiananmen Square?
01:31:35 <Bazza> lol
01:31:41 <Bazza> they couldn't get over the slopes
01:31:49 <Sonia> haha *boom tish*
01:32:22 <Bazza> who won the Lebanese beauty contest?
01:32:31 <Bazza> nobody
01:32:58 <Bazza> why don't Lebs wear underwear?
01:33:02 <Bazza> because Nika don't make them
01:33:04 <Bazza> Nike*
01:33:11 <Sonia> lol
01:33:22 <Bazza> I got banned from #lebanon for telling these jokes, hehe
01:33:27 <Sonia> LOL
01:33:33 <Sonia> they have no sense of humour
01:33:35 <Bazza> the crowd seemed to enjoy it though
01:33:41 <Bazza> except for one person
01:33:42 <Sonia> must have been stoned out of them
01:33:52 <Bazza> lol!
01:33:53 <Bazza> good one
01:34:05 <Bazza> what do you call a Leb between two buildings?
01:34:06 <Bazza> Ali
01:34:19 <Sonia> haha
01:34:25 <Bazza> what do you call a drunk Leb?
01:34:28 <Bazza> Hommad
01:35:08 <Bazza> how do you tell a baby Leb to shut up?
01:35:12 <Bazza> shush kebab
01:35:15 <Bazza> lmfao!
01:35:17 Part: ladygirl ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:35:31 <Bazza> what do you call a Leb in a police line up?
01:35:33 <Bazza> Wasim
01:35:50 <Sonia> ni
01:36:07 <Bazza> huh?
01:36:22 Part: spanky1 ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:36:38 Nick: STENO is now known as Polski
01:36:42 <Sonia> lol@shush kebab
01:36:51 <Bazza> :P
01:37:07 <Sonia> Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
01:37:13 <Sonia> You only have to teach them how to take off
01:37:37 Part: Teegs ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:37:38 Part: Mrdreams ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:37:57 <Sonia> Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
01:37:59 <Bazza> lol
01:38:04 <Sonia> The camels would get too tired.
01:38:11 <Bazza> lol!
01:38:32 <Sonia> haha
01:41:02 Join: NoPride ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:41:09 <Bazza> more, more!
01:41:35 <Sonia> lol ok ok
01:41:59 <Sonia> What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
01:42:04 <Sonia> A turban!
01:42:42 <Bazza> lol
01:43:47 Join: Lacey ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:44:09 <Sonia> What do you call a Leb on a bike?
01:44:16 <Sonia> Ali Davidson
01:44:50 <Bazza> I told that one less than 10 minutes ago :P
01:44:57 <Sonia> oh fail
01:45:00 <Sonia> lol
01:45:00 <Bazza> I have a very special one
01:45:03 <Bazza> and I'm excited to tell you
01:45:08 <Bazza> cos I'm certain it's gonna make you lol
01:45:27 <Bazza> a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder
01:45:45 <Bazza> "wow" says the bartender, "that is really something, where did you get it?"
01:45:50 <Bazza> "Africa" says the parrot.
01:46:34 <Sonia> hahahaha
01:46:58 <Bazza> :D
01:47:52 Part: leb370zi ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:47:58 <Bazza> lol
01:48:02 <Bazza> I think we offended him.
01:48:04 <Lacey> lol
01:48:20 <Lacey> excellent
01:48:46 <Sonia> haha
01:48:54 <Sonia> I bet he had parrot on highlight
01:49:05 <Bazza> teehee
01:52:02 <Bazza> what do you call a black nigger?
01:52:09 <Bazza> stranded
01:52:22 <Bazza> errrr........... rofl at me
01:52:36 <Bazza> what do you call a black hitchhiker?
01:52:43 <Bazza> that's what I meant to ask.
01:53:17 <Sonia> lol@black nigger
01:53:18 <Sonia> haha
01:53:26 <Bazza> :P
01:53:43 <You> Give me your credit card numbers people if one is lucky you win a prize!!!
01:53:58 <Bazza> why don't nigger bitches keep wear panties to picnics?
01:54:03 <Bazza> to keep the flies away from the chicken
01:54:05 <Sonia> 5353 1111 2222 3333
01:54:06 <Sonia> kgo
01:54:17 <Sonia> LOL chicken
01:54:20 <Sonia> haha so wrong
01:54:23 <Bazza> why don't sharks eat niggers?
01:54:30 <Bazza> they think they're whale shit
01:54:48 <Sonia> eww
01:58:18 <Bazza> Adele has such an amazing voice
01:58:51 <Sonia> who is Adele?
01:59:42 <Bazza> lol
01:59:42 <Bazza> a singer
01:59:46 <Sonia> orly
01:59:50 * Bazza nods
01:59:53 <Sonia> I don't think I know of her
02:00:19 <hash> lol
02:00:23 <hash> ye mon adeldlea
02:00:38 <Bazza> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXG0YMv5Fvk
02:00:43 <Bazza> I'm sure you know this song.
02:00:46 Part: NoPride ([email protected]) from #facebook
02:01:03 <hash> <hash> ♥ ♥
02:01:04 <hash> �� You were kicked from #perth by allan ([email protected]) (enough of the jibberish text)
02:01:30 <hash> ◕◡◕◕◡◕◕◡◕◕◡◕◕◡◕◕◡◕◕◡◕◕◡◕
02:01:59 <Sonia> :o
02:02:12 <Sonia> how do you do the hearts
02:02:26 <Sonia> who the hell is allan anyways
02:02:35 <Bazza> ♥ ♥
02:02:37 <Bazza> like that
02:02:37 <Bazza> lol
02:02:40 <Lacey> hash, guess what?
02:03:00 <Sonia> I can't play sounds at the moment, I'm speakerless!
02:03:10 <Sonia> ♥
02:03:11 <hash> ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
02:03:15 <Sonia> lol, that's just odd
02:03:24 <Bazza> damn you Sonia
02:03:28 <hash> allan is sfa
02:03:29 <Bazza> I'm sure you'll like the song.
02:03:29 <Sonia> paste = jibberish but translates into a heart
02:03:35 <Bazza> it's sad and stuff.
02:03:35 <hash> nazi perth op
02:03:41 <Sonia> ohhh sfa.... the tool
02:03:43 <Sonia> I remember
02:03:48 Part: Jane_ ([email protected]) from #facebook
02:03:54 <Bazza> goodnight everyone!
02:03:55 <hash> get banned for pasting a colour
02:04:11 <Sonia> bai baz
02:04:13 <Bazza> adios Sonia amigo
02:04:19 <hash> if he is that pissed off with a bit of colour
02:04:19 Part: Bazza ([email protected]) from #facebook
02:04:23 <Sonia> lol, cos colours are fairly abusive
02:04:31 <hash> he should just set all his colours 2 gray
02:04:39 <Sonia> HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE MY RETINAS WITH COLOUR
02:04:51 Join: connor ([email protected]) to #facebook
02:04:53 <Sonia> yeah monochrome monitor
02:04:56 * Lacey slaps hash around a bit with a large trout
02:04:59 <hash> what LIKE THIS???????????
02:05:12 <hash> piss off Lacey
02:05:13 Part: connor ([email protected]) from #facebook
02:05:15 <hash> whoever you are
02:06:07 <Sonia> it's pollock!
02:06:24 Join: theman ([email protected]) to #facebook
02:06:25 <hash> ♥ sonia ♥
02:06:27 <Sonia> I like to throw that into the mix so his highlight goes off and he feels popular
02:06:33 <Sonia> awww ♥
02:06:34 <hash> yeah
02:06:53 <hash> im sure he is watchin
02:07:49 <Sonia> popc0rn
02:07:51 <Sonia> wake up
02:08:06 <hash> he is no fun anymore
02:08:24 <hash> like his asshole was ripped open or something
02:08:42 <hash> doesnt want to play
02:09:06 <Lacey> he was on at 4am saturday morning
02:09:20 <Lacey> but since your ignoring me i guess that info is wasted!
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