// #facebook — 2008-10-11
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00:00:04 <captain_picard> i want a pic of bron so i can masterbate
00:00:15 <Cars0n> ill send you the noods she sent me
00:00:18 <Special-Kel> realist, well i have been there
00:00:19 <Special-Kel> dunno
00:00:22 <+realist> That looks like a gatsby, only smaller, and without the hotsauce and chips
00:00:30 <captain_picard> ok
00:00:36 <captain_picard> send cars0n
00:00:42 <Cars0n> k hang on
00:00:52 <+realist> Who's newds?
00:00:59 <captain_picard> brons
00:01:23 <+realist> I thought they were a myth.
00:01:25 <Cars0n> http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/2009543242.jpg
00:01:29 <Special-Kel> realist, in philadelphia they love that stuff
00:01:39 <Special-Kel> theres all sorts of chain resturants
00:01:40 <Cars0n> thats bronn in her going out stockings
00:01:52 <Special-Kel> in the South its fried chicken waffles
00:01:54 <+realist> Special-Kel: are you Ameriana?
00:01:56 <captain_picard> lol im too afraid to look
00:02:03 Quit: DirtyDingo_ ([email protected]) Quit:
00:02:06 <Special-Kel> realist, i was bord there. yeah.
00:02:08 <Special-Kel> born
00:02:10 <+realist> Americana
00:02:13 <bron> WHSTY TCK IS THAT
00:02:14 <bron> I MEAN
00:02:15 <bron> WHAT THE FUCK
00:02:24 Join: Gjewpteen`OUT ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:02:24 <+realist> Special-Kel: accent?
00:02:31 <Special-Kel> no accent
00:02:40 <Special-Kel> grew up and did all my schooling here
00:02:48 Join: HotKok ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:02:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@*.iinet.net.au
00:02:48 Kick: HotKok was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
00:02:49 Kick: cKy was kicked by _CUNTWHORE (banned)
00:02:49 Join: cKy ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:02:50 Kick: MottBoxx was kicked by _CUNTWHORE (banned)
00:02:50 Kick: _CUNTWHORE was kicked by ChanOP (MottBoxx [MottBoxx] is a protected channel member)
00:02:50 Join: MottBoxx ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:02:51 Join: _CUNTWHORE ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:02:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v MottBoxx
00:03:00 <MottBoxx> tsk tsk tsk
00:03:11 <bron> oh fuck sake can we get faggot iinet unbanned sonia u slut
00:03:12 <+realist> Special-Kel: if I called you, would you put on an accent for me?
00:03:21 <MottBoxx> bron, settle
00:03:33 <bron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQzb4C2T4cc
00:03:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.iinet.net.au
00:03:36 <bron> like this accent?
00:03:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bbbb *!*@ca256b52.tpgi.com.au *!*Skunk@*.tpgi.com.au *!markmanda@* *pwincess*!*@*
00:03:46 <+realist> Blah, 200
00:04:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o _CUNTWHORE
00:04:14 <MottBoxx> it's set to 200
00:04:23 <bron> i know
00:04:29 <bron> and. i know.
00:04:30 <MottBoxx> but it wont keep it
00:04:32 <MottBoxx> cos sonia doesnt ban it
00:04:33 Join: menace23 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:04:34 <bron> sonia set it.
00:04:35 <MottBoxx> cuntwhore does
00:04:41 <bron> yes
00:04:56 <Fred-Bear> bron, do you work 2morrow?
00:05:07 <bron> yes
00:05:08 <Fred-Bear> the cable guy is on channel 7
00:05:13 <bron> its weird that the ban isnt keeping
00:05:14 <Fred-Bear> early?
00:05:20 <bron> because its a noexpire ban set by sonia
00:05:23 <+realist> MottBoxx: if _CUNTWHORE doesn't, ChanOP will.
00:05:24 <bron> and chanops banning it
00:05:28 <bron> cuntwhores kicking
00:05:32 <bron> once theyre kicked they shouldnt be able to rejoin
00:05:38 <MottBoxx> lol
00:05:40 <MottBoxx> yet i can?
00:05:40 <bron> so i dont really understand
00:05:43 <MottBoxx> bit weird
00:05:43 <Fred-Bear> bron, which bann isnt sticking?
00:05:45 <bron> you can and cky can
00:05:48 <+realist> MottBoxx: you've got /mode +e
00:05:50 <bron> which is what i dont get
00:05:54 <bron> youre protected
00:05:55 <cKy> i can what
00:05:55 <MottBoxx> :)
00:05:57 <bron> by why is cky rejoining
00:06:03 <bron> cos it keeps happening to him
00:06:08 <cKy> ?
00:06:13 <Fred-Bear> bron, he probably keeps changing his ip
00:06:21 <MottBoxx> doesnt matter
00:06:23 <cKy> why dont u just fucking ask me
00:06:24 <+realist> bron: _CUNTWHORE doesn't understand +e
00:06:25 <captain_picard> well fuck this im off to bed
00:06:28 <MottBoxx> it's a general ban on the whole isp
00:06:30 <cKy> idots
00:06:33 <+realist> bron: so it'll kick when the ban gets set
00:06:35 <cKy> idiots*
00:06:45 <Fred-Bear> bron, you better get some rest if you have work early in the morning
00:07:04 <MottBoxx> and get suspended
00:07:33 <captain_picard> bron has to work her corner tonight
00:07:39 Quit: RomperStom1 ([email protected]) Quit:
00:07:54 <+realist> bron: you have too many fans.
00:08:45 <bron> yes realist but
00:08:47 <captain_picard> i luv bron
00:08:47 <bron> when it kicks
00:08:52 <bron> the user should get a dumb
00:09:03 <bron> #facebook unable to join channel (address is banned)
00:09:04 <bron> message
00:09:09 <MottBoxx> no shit
00:09:14 <+realist> Not if they're exempt
00:09:15 <bron> so hoow did MottBoxx and cky rejoin
00:09:16 Part: captain_picard ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:09:17 <bron> ok
00:09:18 Join: captain_picard ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:09:21 Mode: (by _CUNTWHORE) -eee *!wots_ur_cupsize*@*.bigpond.net.au *!SnAzZaH*@*.bigpond.net.au *!NoThanks@*.ga.charter.com
00:09:21 <bron> but MottBoxx might be
00:09:21 <captain_picard> oops
00:09:23 <bron> cky however is not
00:09:27 Quit: bjt_180 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 151 seconds
00:09:27 Join: Boo ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:09:31 <captain_picard> wb boo
00:09:39 <+realist> cky is exempt
00:09:39 <Boo> ty
00:09:47 <MottBoxx> realist is right
00:10:01 Nick: Gjewpteen`OUT is now known as LittleMissEngaged
00:10:07 <Fred-Bear> bron, there is a few tricks to rejoinging
00:10:07 <captain_picard> anita hello
00:10:20 <Boo> what did i miss ?
00:10:25 <Fred-Bear> hi Boo
00:10:27 <captain_picard> fuck all vboo
00:10:29 <captain_picard> -v
00:10:30 <Fred-Bear> where is Sesh_ btw
00:10:31 <Boo> Hey freddy
00:10:33 Join: bjt_180 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:10:44 <Boo> BRON
00:10:48 <Boo> you suck ; D
00:10:49 <Fred-Bear> why does lenny still join this channel
00:11:04 <Fred-Bear> ppl hate him
00:11:11 <Boo> i could ask realist the same question
00:11:12 <captain_picard> bron wants to sex him
00:11:20 <Fred-Bear> sif lol
00:11:41 <LittleMissEngaged> 12:10am) (captain_picard) anita hello
00:11:43 <LittleMissEngaged> Yeh, hi.
00:11:50 <captain_picard> how are you?
00:11:54 <Fred-Bear> hahahah <TheEnforcer> Let's make fuck, in your brown kebab <----- classic description
00:11:55 <Boo> who's anita
00:12:06 Part: menace23 ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:12:13 <Boo> is that the fat asian mega is rooting ?
00:12:15 <captain_picard> anita is anita
00:12:17 <LittleMissEngaged> Great.
00:12:28 <captain_picard> thas good
00:13:25 <+realist> Bill Murray Vs Dave Letterman
00:13:28 <+realist> Classic.
00:13:29 <reco> fat asian?
00:13:30 <reco> where?!
00:14:06 <captain_picard> road kill
00:14:34 <Boo> i wouldnt mind a little asian myself
00:14:50 <captain_picard> same
00:14:50 <bron> no thats not daves mrs
00:14:55 <bron> thats other anita
00:14:56 <captain_picard> there derty whores
00:15:21 <Boo> i need a dirty bitch to bring home the bacon/cook/clean/suckmydick
00:15:27 <captain_picard> lol
00:15:28 Join: BigManAsh ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:15:41 <+realist> Boo: good luck with that.
00:15:42 <Boo> ahh ok, Hi bron ; D
00:15:50 <cKy> ok to clear things up
00:15:58 <cKy> I dont get banned because i am +e
00:16:02 <cKy> only this nick
00:16:08 <cKy> If i change it, I get banned.
00:16:10 <Boo> i was beginning to think you were her realist
00:16:19 <Boo> thats right cky
00:16:25 <cKy> the whole iinet server i sbanned..
00:16:28 <cKy> is*
00:16:33 <Boo> you think they'd just +e your host
00:16:34 <cKy> so is bigpond.
00:16:35 Join: HotKok ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:16:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@*.iinet.net.au
00:16:36 Kick: HotKok was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
00:16:47 <cKy> hotkok proves one of my points
00:16:53 <MottBoxx> lol
00:16:57 <Boo> yes, your domain is banned
00:16:58 <cKy> yeah boo youd think so
00:17:04 <MottBoxx> cKy, we understand mate
00:17:07 <cKy> :)
00:17:17 <Boo> i get banned for calling realist a nancy boi
00:17:24 <cKy> lol
00:17:26 <cKy> >.>
00:17:31 <cKy> how brave am i feeling...
00:17:35 * cKy looks at realist
00:17:36 <Boo> haha
00:17:40 <cKy> <.<
00:17:46 <cKy> um realist
00:17:51 * Boo touches realist with his e-penis
00:17:57 <captain_picard> eeeew
00:18:01 <cKy> =p
00:18:01 <Boo> e=erect
00:18:09 <Boo> hehe
00:18:13 <Boo> touch it bron
00:18:13 <cKy> heheh
00:18:21 <captain_picard> bron gets me erect
00:18:32 <Boo> i get a semi from bronnie
00:18:38 <Boo> Sesh on the other hand
00:18:44 <captain_picard> im rock hard from bron
00:18:45 <Boo> Gives me wood
00:19:21 <Boo> i can punch holes in concrete with the hardon sesh gives me
00:19:22 <WhoMadeWho> gives you penis radiatus
00:20:01 <WhoMadeWho> you could get work in a donut factory punching holes in donuts
00:20:17 <Boo> i could be the prong they slid onto
00:20:24 Quit: Mr_SxCnEsS ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:20:24 <Boo> might consider that
00:20:35 <WhoMadeWho> how many donuts you fit on one prong though
00:20:48 <Boo> i reckon it would be close to 15
00:21:08 <Fred-Bear> thanks
00:21:13 <captain_picard> lol
00:21:16 <captain_picard> small donuts
00:21:18 <wots_ur_cupsize> slugs
00:21:21 <Fred-Bear> i was voiced in lebanon , awesome :|
00:21:25 <Boo> hehe
00:21:35 <Boo> hey my little gorilla mate petey ; D
00:22:03 <Boo> what you doing home tonight
00:22:11 <Boo> being a sad cunt like me
00:22:22 <Boo> and realist
00:22:32 Nick: LittleMissEngaged is now known as ELLZ`MAH`BRJBI
00:22:39 Quit: BigManAsh ([email protected]) Quit:
00:22:47 Mode: (by realist) +epANMim {ShadowzFall}!*@*.tpgi.com.au
00:23:28 Mode: (by realist) +e ^pHANTOM^!*@*.tpgi.com.au
00:23:39 Mode: (by realist) +e Jew_Bagel!*@*.tpgi.com.au
00:23:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) -prmtinAMNCKTVfj
00:23:47 <ChanOP> Modes cleaned by realist
00:23:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +tnrCKSTVfj *5:2 3:5
00:23:51 <Boo> i love you realist, do you realise that
00:24:08 <+realist> Want a cigar?
00:24:28 <Boo> depends on the make
00:24:43 <+realist> Cheap ones
00:24:48 <Boo> keep it
00:25:08 <WayneIsFurious> man up Boo
00:25:09 <+realist> Only because the wrappers are 'ugly'
00:25:09 <wots_ur_cupsize> boo babes
00:25:12 <wots_ur_cupsize> waitin for a taxi
00:25:27 <+realist> http://bletcherous.net/~realist/cigars.jpg
00:25:28 <WayneIsFurious> snake mate
00:25:32 <Boo> So realist, do you consider your self as the channel hero now ?
00:25:43 <+realist> an hero? no
00:25:45 <WayneIsFurious> bron is more better than boo
00:25:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> snakemate
00:25:49 <Boo> mate, you've got some shoes to fill
00:25:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> snakemate is me email
00:26:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> u m8
00:26:18 <wots_ur_cupsize> ?
00:26:43 <Boo> hahahaha
00:26:47 <Boo> at the pic
00:26:51 <wots_ur_cupsize> fuk i aint eatin fuck all
00:26:53 <wots_ur_cupsize> in ages
00:27:03 <Boo> i'm getting hungry myself
00:27:06 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah
00:27:09 Quit: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 151 seconds
00:27:11 <wots_ur_cupsize> im gonne get tired by 12
00:27:14 <Boo> i got pizzas in the freezer
00:27:21 <wots_ur_cupsize> i got pizza ere but taste like shit
00:27:22 <Boo> i'm going to warn up the oven
00:27:26 <wots_ur_cupsize> an some maccas
00:27:31 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:27:32 <Boo> mine are home made
00:27:36 <wots_ur_cupsize> good ones ?
00:27:37 Mode: (by _CUNTWHORE) +v WhoMadeWho
00:27:42 <wots_ur_cupsize> home made are the best
00:27:43 <Boo> fuckin oath they are
00:28:07 <wots_ur_cupsize> hgurry up u cunts
00:28:07 <Boo> i got a bitch named "realist" who's my personal chef
00:28:20 <wots_ur_cupsize> faggot taxis
00:28:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> dont tip the cunts for nothin
00:28:42 <Boo> you going to get a taxi to goto maccas
00:28:43 <Boo> hahaha
00:28:48 <Fred-Bear> Boo you like Sesh_ yeah? and romperstomper?
00:28:49 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:28:52 <wots_ur_cupsize> ive done that a few times
00:28:58 <Boo> you sad cunt
00:29:11 <wots_ur_cupsize> i got licence back today
00:29:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> so dont have too
00:29:21 <Boo> i done it once
00:29:34 <Boo> when i was 20 with no licence
00:29:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> i look like ronald mcdonald
00:29:39 Join: ImHerBrjbi ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:29:42 <wots_ur_cupsize> nose is all red
00:29:50 <Boo> do they give you a discount
00:29:52 <wots_ur_cupsize> nah
00:29:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> never
00:30:01 <wots_ur_cupsize> i use to have my own taxi driver
00:30:03 <wots_ur_cupsize> he left but
00:30:09 <Boo> yes i like sesh and romper, freddy
00:30:11 <wots_ur_cupsize> he use to give me free rides now an again '
00:30:18 <Cars0n> i used to have my own taxi driver too, but after the stock market crash we had to sell him
00:30:49 <Boo> i'm not in a hurry to have a beer with them or anything tho
00:31:01 <wots_ur_cupsize> why not
00:31:11 <Cars0n> because people you meet on irc might murder you
00:31:15 <captain_picard> lol
00:31:28 <Boo> cos sesh you'd probaly have to wheel around all day in his wheelchair
00:31:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:31:33 Join: nice ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:31:37 <Cars0n> hahaha
00:31:38 <Boo> and romper would just want you to pay for everything
00:31:43 <Cars0n> cos hes poor
00:31:47 <captain_picard> lol
00:31:49 <Boo> cos hisa broke cunt
00:31:52 <Cars0n> and fred would just ask random questions every 4 minutes
00:31:53 <wots_ur_cupsize> wanna have a beer with me mate ?
00:31:56 <Cars0n> and give you the shits
00:32:00 <captain_picard> romper would sell u his wife for sex
00:32:02 <wots_ur_cupsize> give u some hair babes
00:32:26 <Boo> you can also go and fuck yourself petey
00:32:37 <Cars0n> pfft asians are worth less than gold pound for pound ont he market now
00:32:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> ty
00:32:52 <Boo> : D
00:32:57 Part: nice ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:33:14 <wots_ur_cupsize> fuk how lonmg thses cunts taker
00:33:16 Join: Ub6iB9 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:33:36 <Boo> how far you live from maccas ?
00:33:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> ages
00:33:42 Part: Ub6iB9 ([email protected]) from #facebook (http://www.drcorp.net/)
00:33:42 <Boo> walking distance ?
00:33:45 <wots_ur_cupsize> 1 hour
00:33:51 <Boo> hahaha
00:33:54 <Boo> bullshit
00:33:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:33:57 <wots_ur_cupsize> i can drive now
00:33:59 <wots_ur_cupsize> n bs
00:34:05 <wots_ur_cupsize> where i live this hsit hole town
00:34:07 <Boo> well drive you hairy cunt
00:34:09 <wots_ur_cupsize> its skinny but real long
00:34:12 <Cars0n> which town lol
00:34:14 <Boo> where do you live ?
00:34:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> prob pobly 3k wide
00:34:22 <wots_ur_cupsize> 20km long
00:34:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> busselton
00:34:26 <Boo> tell us
00:34:30 <Boo> wtf
00:34:35 <Cars0n> no way i live in busselton!
00:34:36 Join: Some1 ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:34:39 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:34:50 <Cars0n> nah im fucking with you sure i'd live in that shithole
00:34:59 Part: Some1 ([email protected]) from #facebook
00:35:00 <wots_ur_cupsize> borin here man
00:35:03 <wots_ur_cupsize> no where to go out
00:35:04 <Cars0n> dude
00:35:06 <wots_ur_cupsize> old peoples town
00:35:07 <Cars0n> dont even get me started
00:35:11 <Boo> wa
00:35:20 <Cars0n> the only decent pub in my town closed at 11:15 on a friday
00:35:27 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:35:30 <Boo> right on the coast
00:35:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> closes 1am ere
00:35:34 <WhoMadeWho> ive google earthed bussleton
00:35:39 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah its on the coast
00:35:40 <Boo> i just did : D
00:35:42 <WhoMadeWho> says there is one in western australia
00:35:46 <Cars0n> i google earthed your mums fat ass
00:35:48 <WhoMadeWho> im zooming in now
00:35:49 <wots_ur_cupsize> beach is like over the road
00:36:00 <WhoMadeWho> yep, i see beach
00:36:07 <Cars0n> i tried to zoom in but it said SORRY THERE IS NO CLOSEUP OF THIS REGION OF YOUR MUMS FAT ASS
00:36:12 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:36:19 <Cars0n> sorry im done
00:36:20 <Boo> looks like a shit hole on google maps
00:36:23 <wots_ur_cupsize> i moved from perth ere
00:36:26 <wots_ur_cupsize> 3 years ago
00:36:31 <Cars0n> why
00:36:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> it is a shit hole
00:36:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> get away from clubs an drugs
00:36:38 <Cars0n> perth is fucked but thats even more fucked
00:36:52 <Boo> when to live with his sister and raise their child
00:36:55 <Boo> didnt ya pete
00:36:56 <Cars0n> perth is shit too
00:36:59 <Cars0n> fuckin bumpkin westerners
00:37:09 <Boo> you'd have to be inbred to love over there ; D
00:37:11 <wots_ur_cupsize> i ride horse an cart to work
00:37:17 <WhoMadeWho> geographe bay road
00:37:18 Nick: WayneIsFurious is now known as thuglifeISfurious
00:37:25 <Cars0n> get a fuckin real town ya desert monkeys
00:37:34 <wots_ur_cupsize> is real town
00:37:39 <wots_ur_cupsize> western town girls
00:37:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> m8
00:37:44 <wots_ur_cupsize> cowgirls
00:37:49 <wots_ur_cupsize> boot scootin an shit
00:37:52 <Cars0n> brisbane chicks > *
00:38:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> briso fulla niggaz
00:38:21 <Cars0n> sif
00:38:26 <Cars0n> its fulla asians no niggaz
00:38:32 <WhoMadeWho> my achy breaky fart, my achy breaky fart, i just dont think you understand
00:38:33 <wots_ur_cupsize> asians an niggaz
00:38:45 <Cars0n> only niggaz here come from the west lol
00:38:49 <wots_ur_cupsize> unna
00:38:52 <wots_ur_cupsize> dat der
00:38:55 <Cars0n> and they only visit, they dont like citi folk
00:39:02 <wots_ur_cupsize> i am black
00:39:11 <wots_ur_cupsize> my name is gordon pickett
00:39:16 <Cars0n> congrats
00:39:18 <Cars0n> we stole your land
00:39:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> u dat der wanna go der cunt?
00:39:26 <Cars0n> and i shat on your sacred burial ground
00:39:31 Join: `Madman ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:39:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> make u winyarn ur tuppy ole aye
00:40:25 <Cars0n> my great granddaddy fucked your village elders
00:40:28 <WhoMadeWho> i will streeview your ass
00:40:40 Quit: DA`HOTTEST`BI`LEBO ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:40:47 Quit: {ShadowzFall} ([email protected]) Quit: purple sticky punch!
00:40:56 <MottBoxx> [21:38] <+Cars0n> my great granddaddy fucked your village elders
00:40:57 <MottBoxx> lmao
00:41:01 <MottBoxx> classy
00:41:19 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
00:41:21 <Cars0n> my family is white irish bruzz
00:41:22 Nick: megamanga is now known as anita
00:41:23 <wots_ur_cupsize> sup mott
00:41:30 <Cars0n> im white as sin
00:41:33 <cKy> wots_ur_cupsize
00:41:36 <MottBoxx> sup cuppy
00:41:37 <cKy> gangsta
00:41:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> racist
00:41:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> gangsta
00:41:44 <Cars0n> almost whiter than ikon and cradel who think they are black
00:41:46 <cKy> balla
00:41:46 <wots_ur_cupsize> goin out when taxi get ere
00:41:47 <wots_ur_cupsize> u man
00:41:50 <cKy> cool
00:41:51 <wots_ur_cupsize> balla cripz
00:41:57 <cKy> mokbel
00:42:05 <Cars0n> achmed?
00:42:18 <wots_ur_cupsize> i mokbels father
00:42:32 <captain_picard> mokbel is a pussy
00:42:41 <wots_ur_cupsize> fuk up piccy
00:42:51 <captain_picard> chopper read is da man
00:42:58 <captain_picard> he is a gangster with balls
00:43:04 <wots_ur_cupsize> before i smash you with a dustpan cunt
00:43:19 <captain_picard> bring it on
00:43:31 <cKy> chop chop
00:43:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> some cunt pinched mine at work
00:43:35 <Cars0n> two skinny as white guys arguing on irc
00:43:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> fkin christian cunts
00:43:40 <Cars0n> thats original
00:43:43 <captain_picard> lol
00:43:53 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol cappy is a fat cunt
00:43:58 <cKy> lol
00:44:00 Mode: (by wots_ur_cupsize) +v cKy
00:44:03 <cKy> unna
00:44:05 <captain_picard> yes indeed
00:44:07 <Cars0n> well okay maybe in 2 years he will be skinny
00:44:09 <Cars0n> who cares
00:44:13 <wots_ur_cupsize> cappy you needa lose some weight
00:44:15 <Cars0n> its still 2 crackas arguing about whos blacker on irc
00:44:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> get fit
00:44:18 <captain_picard> ok man
00:44:21 <captain_picard> how much
00:44:23 <wots_ur_cupsize> u will die young
00:44:26 <captain_picard> lol likei care
00:44:31 <wots_ur_cupsize> u will be dead by the age of 27
00:44:37 <Cars0n> lol
00:44:41 <WhoMadeWho> ive passed that age
00:44:44 <captain_picard> lol
00:44:48 <captain_picard> passd it
00:44:56 <wots_ur_cupsize> well get in the grave
00:44:57 <Cars0n> if i live to be 27 ill be very fuckin surprised
00:45:01 Join: glamorous ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:45:05 * wots_ur_cupsize slaps glamorous around a bit with a large trout
00:45:09 <wots_ur_cupsize> elz = slug
00:45:12 <Cars0n> i hope my liver can handle another 4 years of massive abuse
00:45:23 Nick: glamorous is now known as Elenaa
00:45:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> cut it out
00:45:39 <wots_ur_cupsize> just chuck a coffee cup in ya guts
00:46:13 <WhoMadeWho> even though ive passed that age, i still look younger than all of you cunts
00:46:21 Join: BMDOUBLEU ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:46:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> http://www.peppermintgrove.org/wesley/wesley4.swf
00:46:27 <wots_ur_cupsize> your cuzin
00:46:28 <WhoMadeWho> due to pickling my body with alcohold and drugs over many years
00:46:29 <wots_ur_cupsize> Cars0n
00:46:30 <wots_ur_cupsize> thats u m8
00:46:38 Quit: BMDOUBLEU ([email protected]) Quit:
00:47:01 Nick: SoniaNotHere is now known as Sonia
00:47:02 Quit: ImHerBrjbi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:47:08 Nick: Elenaa is now known as HerBrjbi
00:48:36 <Sonia> HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON
00:48:39 Quit: Cars0n ([email protected]) Quit:
00:48:43 <captain_picard> ranga
00:48:52 <captain_picard> sonia will u be my cam whore?
00:48:59 <wots_ur_cupsize> hey sonia
00:49:27 <Sonia> hai
00:49:28 <Sonia> and no
00:49:35 * realist yawns
00:49:47 <captain_picard> damn
00:49:51 <+realist> Sonia: You've spent the last hour reading scrollback?
00:49:54 <captain_picard> bron said u would
00:50:12 Join: GStaRGuY ([email protected]) to #facebook
00:50:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> cyas
00:50:30 <captain_picard> bye fag
00:50:33 <captain_picard> :)
00:50:45 <Sonia> realist: Nah, I just got here
00:51:42 <+realist> Fucking hell, work just called. bbl
00:51:54 <Special-Kel> Sonia, we need to exchange words
00:52:00 <MottBoxx> sup you slut
00:52:22 <Sonia> Special-Kel: Sure, exchange away
00:52:26 Nick: HerBrjbi is now known as Mr^EWWwww
00:52:31 <Sonia> MottBoxx: Blow me, you arse bandit
00:52:40 <MottBoxx> Sonia, we need to exchange bodily fluids
00:52:43 <captain_picard> lol
00:52:48 * anita scratches arse
00:53:03 <Sonia> MottBoxx: You want me to piss on you ?
00:53:08 <MottBoxx> please
00:53:26 <captain_picard> nice sonia
00:53:27 <Mr^EWWwww> HELLO WORLD.
00:53:29 <captain_picard> me too
00:53:43 <anita> pis on him.. piss on him
00:54:06 * Sonia flops out her dick and pisses on MottBoxx's face
00:54:10 Nick: Mr^EWWwww is now known as HerBrjbi
00:54:11 * anita beats off in the corner
00:54:12 <MottBoxx> awesome
00:54:13 <MottBoxx> i love it
00:54:19 * MottBoxx bathes in that shit
00:54:56 <Sonia> if only it was during my period
00:55:01 <Sonia> it could be a red shower
00:55:02 <Sonia> :(
00:55:07 <MottBoxx> awesome
00:55:15 <MottBoxx> i reckon i'd gargle it
00:55:31 Nick: _CUNTWHORE is now known as CUNTWHORE
00:55:59 <G-F-CKY--RS-LF> � :Random Quote:� <+megamanga> i got 2 inches of hard cawk
00:57:15 <anita> LOL@ red shower
00:57:23 <anita> sif he has 2 inches
00:57:31 * Sesh_ cups anita
00:57:43 <anita> he has only one inch :(
00:57:45 <anita> HAI ROBBIE
00:57:48 * anita cups Sesh_
00:57:50 <Sesh_> o/
00:58:54 <anita> david's gone to sleep :(
00:59:06 <Sesh_> draw on him
00:59:22 <anita> with poo/
00:59:23 <anita> ?
00:59:25 <Sesh_> sure
01:00:02 <Sonia> take pics
01:00:11 <Sonia> otherwise it's not worth the effort
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01:02:37 <WhoMadeWho> poo was not meant to be used to write words on people
01:02:44 <reco> best idea tho
01:02:46 Nick: ShmapNotHere is now known as ShmapPoob
01:02:47 <+realist> Heh, that was the easiest $480 I've ever made.
01:02:54 <Sonia> fuck off ShmapPoob
01:02:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.iinet.net.au
01:03:42 Kick: reco was kicked by CUNTWHORE (Did you hear something?)
01:03:48 <ShmapPoob> shuddup fatty
01:03:49 Join: reco ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:03:50 <anita> wo ai ni, rob :D
01:03:53 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v reco
01:03:54 <reco> what the bloody hell
01:03:55 <ShmapPoob> don't get excited or you'll have a heart attack
01:03:55 <captain_picard> fatty?
01:03:58 <reco> ohhh
01:03:59 <reco> i see
01:04:02 <ShmapPoob> wo ye ai ni, anita :D
01:04:06 Join: KeBaB_ConNeCtiOn ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:04:07 <anita> ;')
01:04:09 <reco> thanx de`sonia
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01:04:51 Nick: thuglifeISfurious is now known as epicprops
01:04:54 * Sonia nods
01:05:08 * anita plugs sonia's huge anus
01:05:26 <captain_picard> nice can i watch
01:05:36 <anita> i plugged it with my head
01:05:44 * Sonia sharts on anita
01:05:51 <captain_picard> whores!
01:06:18 <WhoMadeWho> see, for a woman to be sexy, her arse bones cannot be wider than her shoulder bones
01:06:23 <WhoMadeWho> thats the key
01:06:32 * Sonia fails
01:06:40 <ShmapPoob> arse bones huh
01:06:42 <Sesh_> arse bones :P~
01:06:43 <ShmapPoob> hips perhaps
01:06:44 <Sesh_> lol
01:06:44 <ShmapPoob> pelvis...
01:06:54 <WhoMadeWho> yes
01:06:56 <WhoMadeWho> that
01:07:23 <WhoMadeWho> if pelvis wideness is wider than shoulders, she is fat betch
01:07:49 <Sonia> oh she's pear shaped
01:07:53 <Sonia> like JLo
01:07:55 <+realist> I did not know that.
01:08:19 <+realist> Our neurons fight each other, so that there's only one neuron per muscle fibre
01:08:29 <Sesh_> thats kinda hot
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01:09:38 <+realist> Big pelvis == big baby head
01:09:44 <Sesh_> say muscle fibre again
01:09:47 <Sesh_> slowly
01:09:58 <+realist> muscle... fib...re
01:10:05 <Sesh_> woo brb
01:10:38 Quit: KeBaB_ConNeCtiOn ([email protected]) Quit:
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01:11:14 * Sonia films Sesh_
01:11:43 Join: losfer ([email protected]) to #facebook
01:11:45 <Sesh_> use the night vision this time
01:11:47 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v losfer
01:11:48 <Sesh_> makes me look better
01:11:55 <losfer> hey fuckers
01:12:11 <Sesh_> sup nigga
01:12:31 <losfer> mate 1 kick to the head and you will look better
01:12:40 <losfer> ohh hi sesh
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01:12:49 <Sesh_> lol
01:12:51 <Sesh_> just one?
01:13:04 <losfer> the head of your knob
01:13:07 <Sonia> hi daddy :)
01:13:15 <Sesh_> sif touch my knob dude :/
01:13:16 <losfer> hi honey bunch
01:13:25 <losfer> how are you
01:13:44 <Sonia> ok, yourself ?
01:13:58 Part: Apollo ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:14:13 <losfer> if this shitty rain holds off ill be racing tomorrow night beating shitty commodores
01:14:37 <Sesh_> in your shitty suzuki?
01:14:41 <losfer> yes
01:14:42 <MottBoxx> lol
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01:14:59 <losfer> spot on
01:15:17 Quit: ImHerBrjbi ([email protected]) Quit: Give me an excuse to kill you.
01:15:23 <Sesh_> i'm over cars for today so i cbf stirring you more
01:15:26 <Sesh_> maybe tomorrow
01:15:28 <losfer> MottBoxx , you laugh at my shitty suzuki im afraid im going to have to smash your skull in
01:15:41 <MottBoxx> losfer, fuckup mate
01:15:49 <Sesh_> you'll NEED it!
01:15:54 <MottBoxx> lol
01:15:58 * Sonia looks at Sesh_
01:16:00 <Sesh_> :D
01:16:09 <Sesh_> bring back the gtr
01:16:12 * Sesh_ runs away
01:16:18 <Sonia> I think I might set a ban on all UNDERSCORES
01:16:24 <Fred-Bear> Sesh_ Sonia howdy
01:16:27 Nick: Sesh_ is now known as Sesh45454547
01:16:28 Quit: GStaRGuY ([email protected]) Quit:
01:16:31 <Sonia> Hi Fred-Bear
01:16:32 <losfer> set a ban on people who diss the gti
01:16:36 <Sesh45454547> lol
01:16:37 <Sesh45454547> sif
01:16:44 <Sonia> then the channel would be empty
01:16:45 <Fred-Bear> im gonna have maccas, gtg
01:16:45 <Sonia> :/
01:16:45 <Fred-Bear> bye
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01:16:51 Nick: Sesh45454547 is now known as DrKennethNoisewater
01:16:55 <DrKennethNoisewater> bai Fred-Bear o/
01:17:48 Quit: ELLZ`MAH`BRJBI ([email protected]) Quit: I Love Rob Foreverr <3 Ur all a bunch of dumb fucking cheap, illiterate, uncultured, retarded, scummy rats. Much love to you all of course. =]
01:18:12 <losfer> maccas ?
01:18:26 Part: amulday ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:18:30 <losfer> people eat that shit ?
01:18:45 <MottBoxx> suzi's
01:18:49 <MottBoxx> people drive that shit?
01:18:53 <MottBoxx> ;)
01:19:02 <Sonia> losfer "races" them.
01:19:07 <MottBoxx> oh
01:19:22 <MottBoxx> so the difference between race and drive just means they fall apart quicker?
01:19:44 <losfer> look cuntlips one more derogatory against the best car in the world and im going to make sure you dont wake up with tht little stiffy you get every morning
01:19:48 <+realist> losfer == lucfr?
01:20:00 <Sonia> it means the tyres are more than 2" wide
01:20:06 <Sonia> realist: No
01:20:11 <MottBoxx> losfer, name one suzi that's even a quater decent
01:20:34 <losfer> MottBoxx you are joking right
01:20:42 <MottBoxx> tell me
01:20:45 <losfer> monster tajima in the wrc
01:20:49 * Sonia watches in anticipation
01:20:55 <losfer> and david homer in australia
01:21:06 <MottBoxx> ok
01:21:19 <losfer> ?
01:21:25 <losfer> you need any more ?
01:21:27 <MottBoxx> im not convinced mate
01:21:34 <MottBoxx> relly not convinced
01:21:41 <MottBoxx> *really
01:21:55 <+realist> What about those hill climb suzuki?
01:22:06 <+realist> a la Pikes Peak
01:22:20 <losfer> we sponsor a mini with a gti engine that kicks ass at hillclimbs
01:22:35 <losfer> you mean pikes peak
01:22:43 <MottBoxx> lol
01:22:46 <MottBoxx> thats what he said
01:22:54 <MottBoxx> all suzi owners retarded?
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01:23:06 <DrKennethNoisewater> escudo ftw
01:23:11 <DrKennethNoisewater> far from a swift tho
01:23:12 <DrKennethNoisewater> lol
01:23:14 <DrKennethNoisewater> lololol
01:23:15 <DrKennethNoisewater> etc
01:23:16 <losfer> you must be a commodore driver
01:23:23 <MottBoxx> losfer, not at all
01:23:28 Part: captain_picard ([email protected]) from #facebook
01:23:31 <losfer> your mums commodore /
01:23:32 <MottBoxx> infact i dont own a car anymore
01:23:34 <MottBoxx> :)
01:23:59 <losfer> ahhh
01:24:08 <losfer> skateboard ?
01:24:13 <MottBoxx> close
01:24:18 <cradel> EYYYHAAAA
01:24:22 <cradel> cops drop me home
01:24:23 <MottBoxx> roller skates
01:24:24 <cradel> Lozlozl~~~
01:24:26 <cradel> arrresteddd
01:24:29 <MottBoxx> omg
01:24:32 <MottBoxx> suxh a bad ass
01:24:39 <MottBoxx> i wish i was liek you
01:24:40 <losfer> you are shitting me right ?
01:24:43 <cradel> Chear BOOOo
01:24:47 <MottBoxx> please take me under your wing and teach me
01:24:52 <cradel> Ok
01:24:54 <cradel> Fat fuck
01:24:58 <MottBoxx> losfer, you asking me if im serious?
01:25:09 <losfer> that was the gist of it yes
01:25:11 <MottBoxx> lmao @ fat fuck
01:25:17 <MottBoxx> yeah, i am shitting you
01:25:22 <MottBoxx> but i dont own a car
01:25:52 <losfer> how do you live with yourself ?
01:26:01 <MottBoxx> i dont
01:26:05 <MottBoxx> i live with other people
01:26:13 <MottBoxx> 2 others infact
01:26:19 <MottBoxx> plus, i wake up in the morning happy
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01:26:31 <MottBoxx> not wanting to killo myself cos i drive a hotted up nanna's/girls car
01:26:57 Quit: Baz ([email protected]) Connection closed
01:26:58 <MottBoxx> so how hard does your jimni go mate?
01:27:11 <losfer> its not a jimny you retard
01:27:19 <MottBoxx> yeah
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01:27:27 <MottBoxx> not that you'd tell us anyway
01:27:32 <losfer> the jimny is a g13bb sohc
01:27:45 <MottBoxx> i dont really care
01:27:52 <losfer> i drive a gti , which is a g13b dohc
01:28:24 <MottBoxx> still not caring
01:29:12 <losfer> when i drive by , people like you envy my car
01:29:16 <MottBoxx> lol
01:29:21 <MottBoxx> i envy nothing my friend
01:29:28 <MottBoxx> 100% happy with what i have
01:29:33 <losfer> you have penis envy fag boy
01:29:38 <MottBoxx> haha
01:29:39 <Sesh_> hahahahaha @ envying a swift
01:29:42 <Sesh_> wtf dude
01:29:43 <MottBoxx> no shit
01:29:45 <Sesh_> you're delusional
01:29:51 <MottBoxx> least i ahve a cock mate
01:29:53 <Sesh_> i'm sorry
01:29:54 <MottBoxx> unlike you
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01:29:58 <Sesh_> i tried to stay quiet
01:30:00 <MottBoxx> driving a womens car
01:30:01 <losfer> sesh shut up cunt
01:30:01 <Sesh_> but really
01:30:06 <MottBoxx> no dick
01:30:19 <MottBoxx> and you think the performance upgrades will help you grow one
01:30:23 <MottBoxx> not gonna happen mate
01:30:41 <MottBoxx> may aswell do the world a favour and drive your suzi off a large drop
01:30:49 <Sesh_> or a gutter
01:30:53 <MottBoxx> lol
01:31:06 <losfer> so i drive my suzi off your IQ
01:31:12 <+realist> Pull your heads in cunts.
01:31:15 <MottBoxx> FAIL
01:31:29 <MottBoxx> losfer, try makin sense cunt
01:31:39 <MottBoxx> you're only proving more and more that you're a special case
01:31:49 <losfer> let me see
01:31:52 <+realist> At least losfer has a hobby other than berating complete strangers on the internet.
01:31:56 <MottBoxx> you got a mod on your swift that allows you to stear with your chin
01:32:02 <MottBoxx> i seen em on wheelchairs for retards
01:32:09 <Sesh_> wtf lol
01:32:13 <Sesh_> i have hobbies
01:32:14 <losfer> you dont even own a car fuckhead
01:32:15 <MottBoxx> realist, thats just a part time hobby mate
01:32:19 <MottBoxx> losfer, i sold it
01:32:21 <MottBoxx> douche
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01:33:23 <losfer> realist likes the suzi , why cant we all like the suzi ?
01:33:31 <Sesh_> cos its crap
01:33:41 <MottBoxx> cos we are not all uncertain about our sexuallity
01:33:44 <MottBoxx> except you
01:33:46 <+realist> A car is a car, to me.
01:33:51 <MottBoxx> who is 100% certain that he is gay
01:33:56 <Sesh_> maybe if it was a jap swift with 4wd running gear i would be impressed
01:34:00 <Sesh_> but its not
01:34:05 <MottBoxx> lol
01:34:07 <Sesh_> its a shitbox granny mobile
01:34:10 <losfer> ohh a cultus
01:34:15 <Sesh_> yeah
01:34:20 <Sesh_> not up with the 'lingo' sorry
01:34:30 <Sesh_> even tho i used to work for suzuki
01:34:36 <Sesh_> theyre shit btw
01:34:37 <losfer> my car beats a cultus
01:34:38 <MottBoxx> omg
01:34:39 <MottBoxx> sesh
01:34:41 <MottBoxx> you poor cunt
01:34:45 <Sesh_> lol yeah
01:34:48 <Sesh_> always breaking
01:35:09 <losfer> it has a cult following
01:35:16 <Sesh_> i know they do
01:35:22 <Sesh_> so do fkn hillmans
01:35:26 <MottBoxx> lol
01:35:30 <Sesh_> doesn't mean theyre good cars
01:35:32 <losfer> so do commonwhores
01:35:55 <MottBoxx> see above comment
01:35:58 <losfer> but our cars were built with motorcycle technology
01:35:59 <cradel> im hard
01:36:02 <Sesh_> commodores have no cult following
01:36:06 <cradel> Im HARD
01:36:08 <Sesh_> thats just appealing to the masses
01:36:29 <Sesh_> 'lets make a 2 door one, now a wagon, now a fkn 4wd etc'
01:36:53 <cradel> WANT 2 FUK WIT ME
01:36:54 <losfer> ok so my car beats a cv8 monaro , and its a girls car , i agree fully with you
01:36:54 <cradel> IM HARD
01:36:55 <cradel> :>
01:37:11 <MottBoxx> OMG
01:37:16 <Sesh_> your modified swift beats a stock monaro
01:37:17 <MottBoxx> BEATS A MONARO
01:37:19 <MottBoxx> OMG
01:37:23 <+realist> The only commodore with a cult following was the VK
01:37:25 <cradel> Want2FIGHT
01:37:27 <cradel> ??????????
01:37:29 <+realist> Thanks to Brock
01:37:31 <cradel> IM FKN HARD KUNT
01:37:33 <cradel> :>
01:37:36 <MottBoxx> now that cunts dead
01:37:38 <MottBoxx> arounda gum tree
01:37:46 <MottBoxx> so every bogan planted one in they backyard
01:37:49 <Fred-Bear> Sesh_ im back
01:37:53 <Sesh_> wb Fred-Bear
01:37:57 * Fred-Bear hugs his mate Sesh_
01:38:02 <Fred-Bear> cradel is a bitter angry man
01:38:04 <MottBoxx> dont hug sesh
01:38:08 <Sesh_> :\
01:38:09 <MottBoxx> he worked on suzi's
01:38:14 <Fred-Bear> sorry man
01:38:15 <MottBoxx> might catch aids
01:38:15 <Sesh_> no i didn't
01:38:18 <Sesh_> i worked for them
01:38:35 <Sesh_> assistant service manager, sif TOUCH the cars
01:38:37 <cradel> im harder than rocks
01:38:39 <Sesh_> i let the monkeys do that
01:38:46 <Fred-Bear> cradel are you angry at the abortionists for convincing your mother to keep you
01:39:01 <cradel> im angry at u
01:39:04 <cradel> you wipeout
01:39:15 <losfer> they are all monkeys at a dealership
01:39:29 * realist imagines Sesh_ in a wheelchair with a 1300cc suzuki engine
01:39:39 <losfer> 1298
01:39:43 <cradel> fucken herring
01:39:45 * Sesh_ makes engine noises
01:39:48 <MottBoxx> losfer, you're a monkey for buying one
01:40:00 <losfer> i paid 800 for it
01:40:12 <losfer> i got a nos kit for $600
01:40:13 <MottBoxx> cos it's POS
01:40:14 <Sesh_> why the fuck do people think i am in a wheelchair
01:40:16 <Sesh_> O_o
01:40:22 <losfer> and im beating $70000 cars
01:40:23 <cradel> back under ur bridge
01:40:23 <Sesh_> thats like the 2nd comment tonight
01:40:29 <anita> becaue you're shit and we all hate you
01:40:32 <Sesh_> oh
01:40:34 <losfer> whos the idiots ?
01:40:35 <Sesh_> gotcha
01:40:36 <+realist> Sesh_: Someone mentioned it earlier
01:40:40 <Sesh_> lol
01:40:44 <+realist> I was just following their lead.
01:40:45 <Sesh_> well i'm in a chair and it has wheels
01:40:52 <Sesh_> close enough
01:41:02 <MottBoxx> [22:38] <+losfer> whos the idiots ?
01:41:07 <MottBoxx> the cutns who buy suzi's
01:41:17 <cradel> u got no legs cunt?
01:41:19 <+realist> losfer: does your car beat GTRs?
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01:41:23 <Sesh_> i used to take them out and get them defected
01:41:28 <Sesh_> after we fixed them
01:41:31 <cradel> grow some legs
01:41:33 <cradel> weak fuck
01:41:44 <losfer> a tock gtr ill give a good run
01:41:47 <losfer> stock
01:42:17 <MottBoxx> lol
01:42:25 <MottBoxx> stcok vs. modified light as a feather car
01:42:29 <MottBoxx> sounds fair to me
01:42:37 <losfer> i thrashes some crx's at the track last meet
01:42:42 <MottBoxx> mate
01:42:43 <cradel> me and my mates raced a monaro
01:42:45 <cradel> we beat it
01:42:47 <cradel> eat shit
01:42:49 <+realist> I don't know any stock GTRs that cost $70k either
01:43:19 <MottBoxx> you know what
01:43:27 <MottBoxx> i reckon losfer if full of shit
01:43:37 <losfer> watch my videos ...
01:43:38 <MottBoxx> racing at meets in what sounds like a near unroadworthy car
01:43:45 <cradel> rx3 microtech rotary
01:44:01 <cradel> turbo
01:44:04 <cradel> all the good shit
01:44:12 <losfer> my youtube username is losferwords35
01:44:19 <losfer> watch it
01:44:33 <cradel> go suck a duck
01:44:34 <MottBoxx> dont care to watch some POS drive around the track
01:45:19 <losfer> you bag my car yet you dont even own one
01:45:28 <MottBoxx> cos
01:45:29 <MottBoxx> i
01:45:30 <MottBoxx> sold
01:45:31 <MottBoxx> mine
01:45:38 <MottBoxx> need me to spell it out for you
01:45:39 <MottBoxx> faggot
01:45:55 <losfer> you sold your car because you like to walk right
01:46:09 <losfer> pole-smoker
01:46:11 <MottBoxx> sold my car cos i'd rather drive a real machine
01:46:26 <losfer> so whats your new car ?
01:46:37 <MottBoxx> not a car mate
01:46:53 <losfer> im not your mate
01:47:12 <Sesh_> <3
01:47:15 <MottBoxx> thank fuck
01:47:19 <MottBoxx> i already have enough girl mates
01:47:20 <+realist> Enjoy your pointless conversation.
01:47:21 <losfer> so you have no form of transportation
01:47:24 <+realist> G'night.
01:47:29 <MottBoxx> they all drice cars similar to yours
01:47:33 <losfer> later realist
01:47:34 <MottBoxx> *drive
01:47:35 <MottBoxx> like
01:47:40 <MottBoxx> excels and shit
01:47:55 <+realist> I drive a Daewoo Matiz, do you think I give a shit?
01:48:01 <losfer> you cant compare an excel to a gti
01:48:03 <MottBoxx> losfer, i have one
01:48:05 <+realist> Costs me ~$20/week in petrol.
01:48:08 <MottBoxx> i have a vehicle
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01:50:03 <Sonia> I call shennanigans
01:50:09 <Sonia> DA`HOTTEST`BI`LEBO is an oxymoron.
01:50:19 <MottBoxx> lol
01:50:27 <+realist> You're a moron.
01:50:33 <+realist> I mean, you're right!
01:50:38 <+realist> What a moron.
01:50:45 <+realist> *gone*
01:50:58 * anita stabs realist
01:51:16 <losfer> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=vupj1V-i2aA
01:51:20 * Sonia licks anita's knife and axe wound
01:51:31 <MottBoxx> knife AND axe wound?
01:51:53 * anita quivers with delight
01:52:21 <MottBoxx> lol
01:52:25 <MottBoxx> quivers with delight
01:52:52 <anita> sonia touches me in all the right places
01:52:55 * anita rubs anus
01:52:56 <MottBoxx> lol
01:53:05 * Sonia purrs
01:53:20 <MottBoxx> ;)
01:53:50 <Sonia> anita has the bestest balls
01:54:07 <MottBoxx> lol
01:54:16 <losfer> im guessing you are both shemales ?
01:54:23 <DA`HOTTEST`BI`LEBO> ur both right :|
01:54:36 <Sonia> o_O
01:54:41 <anita> she?
01:55:06 <Sonia> I think losfer is lost
01:55:10 <Sonia> poor kitten
01:55:27 <losfer> i am
01:55:30 <MottBoxx> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:55:32 <MottBoxx> kitten
01:55:35 <losfer> show me the way
01:56:37 <anita> delicious
01:56:43 <Sonia> kitten with soy = heaven
01:56:45 <MottBoxx> lol
01:57:57 <Sonia> Night chumps
01:58:08 <MottBoxx> night faggot
01:58:15 <MottBoxx> dont choke on your tongue bitch
01:58:26 <losfer> night sonia
01:58:35 <anita> night sonia
01:58:38 <Sonia> I'll choke on yours instead MottBoxx
01:58:39 <losfer> im going too , 7 am start
01:59:01 <losfer> mottbox you are a cunt , goodnight
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02:14:46 <Musicophilia> I knew bron would eventually wind down from the goey. What a shit group spectacle it always is.
02:14:59 <MottBoxx> lol???
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02:15:51 <Musicophilia> I had to watch some underbelly for 2 hours and check back. She's like a firecracker going off inside her own box.
02:16:07 <MottBoxx> lol
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02:17:15 <Musicophilia> chickens!
02:17:16 <MottBoxx> chickens
02:17:18 <MottBoxx> sup
02:17:20 <Musicophilia> Welcome to nowhere
02:17:26 <chickens> hai
02:17:27 <chickens> thx
02:17:42 <Musicophilia> Mott and I weren't talking about you yet, but we were about to I'm sure.
02:17:56 <MottBoxx> indeed
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02:19:32 <Pizza_Cat> DA`HOTTEST`BI`LEBO, bring on the flies
02:19:37 <Pizza_Cat> you filthy disgusting pig
02:19:41 <MottBoxx> wtf
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02:20:04 <Sesh_> lol
02:20:16 <Sesh_> hai chickens o/
02:20:29 <MottBoxx> wave away fgts
02:20:37 <Pizza_Cat> anyone who portrays that kind of irc persona, is in reality a fat ugly smelly crotched wilderbeast
02:20:56 <Sesh_> *wildebeest
02:21:03 <MottBoxx> fair enough
02:21:09 <Pizza_Cat> tahts even wronger than i spelt it
02:21:14 <Sesh_> its dutch
02:21:18 <Pizza_Cat> your dutch
02:21:21 <Sesh_> urmum is
02:21:27 <Pizza_Cat> no your dad is!
02:21:32 <Sesh_> nau!
02:21:36 <Sesh_> ofail
02:21:36 <Pizza_Cat> uh hu
02:21:42 <Sesh_> ok
02:21:43 <Pizza_Cat> orly
02:21:45 <Sesh_> ima go to bed now
02:21:48 Nick: Sesh_ is now known as Sesh_away
02:21:51 <Sesh_away> nite o/
02:21:58 <Pizza_Cat> go to your wank chariot
02:22:04 <Pizza_Cat> see if i care
02:22:24 <Musicophilia> Sonia only lets pedantic fluffs have ops. There is a spelling pedantic criterion.
02:22:39 <Pizza_Cat> Sonia is a man
02:22:50 <Musicophilia> I didn't say otherwise.
02:23:31 <Pizza_Cat> she wants you for her manwitch
02:23:58 <Pizza_Cat> YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG!
02:24:16 <MottBoxx> lol
02:24:20 <MottBoxx> criterion
02:24:27 <MottBoxx> Musicophilia
02:24:36 <MottBoxx> i like the cut of your jib
02:24:41 <Pizza_Cat> i eat breakfast for breakfast!
02:25:36 <Musicophilia> I am full of jibs.
02:25:45 <MottBoxx> all cut perfectly?
02:25:55 <Musicophilia> I eat dinner for lunch and dinner.
02:26:01 <MottBoxx> lol
02:26:04 <Pizza_Cat> fat cat
02:26:48 <Musicophilia> I skip breaky, no fat. MOst important meal of the day? Tell that to me after at 11am after I have been up for 10 minutes and had 3 coffees.
02:27:00 <MottBoxx> lol
02:27:08 <Pizza_Cat> im currently chewing on a fist full o toffee
02:27:16 <Pizza_Cat> its quite a challenge
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02:27:21 <Carson-away> blahhh
02:27:26 <MottBoxx> i cant eat toffee
02:27:32 <MottBoxx> cos of the cap on my tooth
02:27:33 <MottBoxx> :(
02:27:39 <Carson-away> my computer had a massive leboleptic fit and threw a kebab at me
02:27:55 <Pizza_Cat> Carson-away = bot
02:27:56 <Musicophilia> You have all the luck.
02:28:06 <Carson-away> yeah im totally a bot
02:28:09 <Carson-away> dipshit
02:28:15 <Pizza_Cat> ship dip
02:28:17 Nick: Carson-away is now known as Cars0n
02:28:23 <MottBoxx> i think chickens died
02:29:09 <Cars0n> nah
02:29:11 <Musicophilia> Bot for sure, I sure that Japanese one last week that looks real but does nothing. If they make can make a bot look real why not make it talk real? Same shit. Fuck Turing.
02:29:16 <Cars0n> when i joined the channel she had multiple orgasms
02:29:23 <Cars0n> she is on the ground recovering just give her time
02:29:54 <Musicophilia> Sesh only came on for chickens then left when she decided not to talk.
02:30:25 <Musicophilia> She is having an epithany and will be back soon I'm sure.
02:30:32 <chickens> i died
02:30:40 <Pizza_Cat> you fucking cunt
02:30:43 <MottBoxx> told you
02:30:44 <Musicophilia> sorry babe, didn't mean to wake the dead.
02:30:46 <Cars0n> from multiple orgasms when i joined?
02:30:56 <MottBoxx> Cars0n, you are a fgt
02:31:04 <MottBoxx> there is no multiple rgasm when you are around
02:31:40 <Pizza_Cat> multiple anal spasms
02:32:05 <Musicophilia> If I was chickens I would be quite too. These are the words that occured within 1 second of her speaking - "dead", "fucking", "cunt" orgasm", "faggot", "anal spasm"
02:32:08 <chickens> yes
02:32:17 <chickens> lol
02:32:28 <Cars0n> yeah you would know mottboxx, you love anal
02:32:43 <Pizza_Cat> i like watching anal on a tv, but i dont like doing it
02:32:47 <Pizza_Cat> its smelly and it feels odd
02:33:19 <Cars0n> it feels good, if a chick ever lets you do it, you do it, it's intimate!
02:33:22 <chickens> =\
02:33:28 <Cars0n> fucking her anal cavity is an intimate act
02:33:31 <Musicophilia> for sure
02:33:53 <Pizza_Cat> i much prefer corn porn
02:33:53 <Pizza_Cat> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRda_A4zXpI
02:33:55 <Cars0n> unless she has an ass like goatse guy her letting you fuck her ass is something not everyone gets to do
02:34:04 <Musicophilia> and you rub the top of their pussy at the same time. bam.
02:34:30 <chickens> Musicophilia knows where its at
02:34:33 <Cars0n> if you do it right and do her with a vibe while you do her ass the vibe works on your cock too
02:34:42 <Pizza_Cat> youve seen too much porn
02:34:47 <chickens> so does Cars0n
02:34:49 <Cars0n> especially studded ones
02:34:52 <Pizza_Cat> no chick likes it in the ass, unless she is a slut
02:34:55 <Musicophilia> lol
02:35:00 <chickens> Pizza_Cat fingers are ok
02:35:05 <chickens> when i say fingers i mean a finger
02:35:07 <Pizza_Cat> i dont want poo on my fingers
02:35:09 <Cars0n> lol you can tell Pizza_Cat is a fucking timid prick
02:35:14 <chickens> for sure
02:35:17 <chickens> my ex was awesome
02:35:19 <chickens> it was like
02:35:22 <Pizza_Cat> why would i want to stick my finger up someones ass
02:35:23 <anita> sleep
02:35:24 <Musicophilia> Pizza, you idiot.
02:35:29 <chickens> a finger in the butt, a penis in the gine, and a rubbing on the clitori
02:35:30 <Pizza_Cat> lolo
02:35:30 <chickens> unf
02:35:31 * Cars0n falls asleep
02:35:38 <Pizza_Cat> girls are icky
02:35:41 <BlackDevil> tash
02:35:43 <chickens> nour
02:35:43 <BlackDevil> lets goto bed
02:35:45 <Pizza_Cat> whats next, tounge her ear wax?
02:35:46 <chickens> BlackDevil!
02:35:46 <chickens> k
02:35:54 <Pizza_Cat> no ne cares about you anita
02:35:56 <chickens> i guess
02:36:08 <Cars0n> my girlfriend doesnt mind a small dolphin vibe in the ass but you cant turn it on or it hurts her
02:36:10 <anita> i care
02:36:13 <anita> so that's someone.
02:36:17 <Pizza_Cat> anita = mongolian
02:36:21 <Cars0n> i care anita, tell pizza to fuck a sheep
02:36:43 <Pizza_Cat> dont listen to Cars0n, he likes to root chix up the bum
02:36:44 Kick: Pizza_Cat was kicked by ChanOP ([anita] that's enough of that. :P)
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02:36:53 <Musicophilia> The best sex I ever had was with a mongolian girl.
02:36:58 <Cars0n> so pizza?
02:37:08 <anita> i wish i was mongolian
02:37:10 <Pizza_Cat> do you want to be ass buggered anita?
02:37:17 <anita> i'd claim to be related to ghengis
02:37:22 <Cars0n> pizza_cat is an inexperienced little kid obviously
02:37:30 <anita> Pizza_Cat: you're too late. my arse has already been ruined
02:37:44 <Pizza_Cat> i bet it drags on the ground like a wizards sleave
02:37:47 <Musicophilia> Cars0n - he is an an mausing contribution regardless I think.
02:37:48 * chickens wipes her mouth
02:37:51 * chickens winks at anita
02:37:56 * Cars0n faps
02:38:02 <anita> people still steal lines from borat?
02:38:18 * anita gently massages chickens anus
02:38:20 <Special-Kel> o_O
02:38:26 <anita> oh hai kel :D
02:38:32 <Pizza_Cat> all this anus talk is making me want to eat chocolate
02:38:34 * anita rests her balls in kel's hand
02:38:43 <Cars0n> Musicophilia - theres too many 'amusing contributions' to this chatroom, i think dingo and asbestos are quite enough
02:38:51 <Special-Kel> is that big nose anita?
02:39:08 <Musicophilia> Cars - and thankfully neither are talking right now.
02:39:11 <anita> no i'm not the teeny bopper nude photo sending piece of shit anita.
02:39:12 <anita> LOL
02:39:21 <Pizza_Cat> oh my bad
02:39:23 <Cars0n> sorry pizza cat we arent looking for more annoying cunts we will take your application into consideration and get back to you
02:39:25 <anita> she's retired for the day
02:39:25 <Special-Kel> she send nudes?
02:39:26 <Special-Kel> wow
02:39:26 <Cars0n> dont call us we'll call you
02:39:29 <anita> yeah
02:39:30 <anita> LOL
02:39:35 <anita> there's photos of her on this comp
02:39:38 <anita> in lingerie and shit
02:39:39 <anita> LOL
02:39:40 <Cars0n> send.
02:39:42 <Special-Kel> ROFL
02:39:43 <Special-Kel> send
02:39:49 <Cars0n> upload.
02:39:50 <anita> no way.. i'm saving them
02:39:51 <anita> lol
02:39:52 <Cars0n> imageshack
02:39:59 <Cars0n> yeah you can save them, just let us save them too
02:40:04 <Special-Kel> next time she calls me a gook im going to paste those
02:40:14 <anita> she calls me a gook everytime i get opn
02:40:23 <Cars0n> let us see anita! plox
02:40:27 <Pizza_Cat> anita = asian
02:40:28 <anita> she has this whole complex with having the same name as me
02:40:28 <Special-Kel> she thinks im full asian
02:40:31 <anita> fucking moron
02:40:32 <anita> lol
02:40:38 <Pizza_Cat> Cars0n you have to suck up more than that
02:40:41 <Pizza_Cat> you weasle
02:40:58 <Cars0n> if you let me see them i'll spend the next hour belittling pizza_cat
02:41:03 <Pizza_Cat> arnt you on my msn Special-Kel? are you the one with the moustache?
02:41:05 <chickens> im lost
02:41:11 <chickens> anita isnt really anita?
02:41:15 <anita> she's the one with the beard and moustache
02:41:16 <Pizza_Cat> chickens, cross the road
02:41:21 <anita> i'm anita
02:41:22 <Special-Kel> Pizza_Cat, msg me and find out
02:41:25 <anita> i'm just not the shit anita
02:41:32 <Cars0n> kel can i put you on my msn
02:41:33 <anita> THAT TORKS LYK DIS N SHYT MANGS
02:41:43 <Cars0n> actually
02:41:46 <Pizza_Cat> did you get it Special-Kel?
02:41:46 <Cars0n> i dont wanna open msn
02:41:47 <Cars0n> too many fuckwits
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02:42:01 <Special-Kel> Pizza_Cat, negative,
02:42:04 <Special-Kel> .
02:42:07 <anita> there's too many fuckwits no matter where you go
02:42:09 <Pizza_Cat> who is that bearded woman then!?
02:42:14 <anita> that's me
02:42:21 <Cars0n> agreed anita
02:42:25 <Pizza_Cat> bearded forhead?
02:42:28 <anita> i tried tinting my beard to hide it
02:42:29 <Special-Kel> Pizza_Cat, why are you asking me...
02:42:30 <anita> didn't work
02:42:38 <Pizza_Cat> Cars0n there are assholes wherever you go, cos your one of them
02:42:48 <Special-Kel> Pizza_Cat, does she have glasses on?
02:43:03 <Pizza_Cat> no there is a pic of her with herself with blond hair and brunette
02:43:03 <Cars0n> Please, if you're going to try to insult me know the difference between your and you are
02:43:14 <Pizza_Cat> i think its bron actually
02:43:17 <Special-Kel> Pizza_Cat, thats bron
02:43:20 <Pizza_Cat> LOL
02:43:30 <Pizza_Cat> it is, she is manlish
02:43:36 <anita> fabio
02:43:38 <Special-Kel> lol
02:43:59 <Pizza_Cat> if she is a tranny, she is hawt, id let her do me
02:44:18 <anita> she's not a tranny
02:44:22 <anita> just a confused boy
02:44:43 <Pizza_Cat> well shes hawt regardless
02:44:52 <anita> yeah, i'd choke her
02:44:57 <Special-Kel> [02:43] (Pizza_Cat): who is that bearded woman then!?
02:44:59 <anita> then slam her once
02:45:01 <Special-Kel> rofl when bron sees this
02:45:01 <anita> maybe twice
02:45:17 <Special-Kel> [02:43] (Pizza_Cat): bearded forhead
02:45:18 <Pizza_Cat> dibba dobba
02:45:21 <Special-Kel> lol
02:45:21 <Pizza_Cat> lol
02:45:24 <anita> who's a dibber dobber?
02:45:26 <anita> she's in here
02:45:27 <anita> lol
02:45:34 <Cars0n> she goes through logs looking for her name
02:45:35 <Pizza_Cat> yea but shes lurking
02:45:36 <Cars0n> she is lame like that
02:45:37 <anita> sitting..
02:45:40 <anita> quietly
02:45:42 <Special-Kel> anita, shes gone to sleep
02:45:42 <anita> all creepy like
02:45:47 <anita> i know
02:45:49 <anita> -_-
02:45:54 <Cars0n> well done kel
02:45:55 <Special-Kel> but shes search her name later and see what Pizza_Cat said
02:45:56 <Pizza_Cat> ARGH, i fucking shattered hard candy into my eye
02:45:56 <Cars0n> you ruined it
02:46:02 <Special-Kel> Cars0n, ?
02:46:06 <Pizza_Cat> IT BURNS LIKE GLASS
02:46:08 <Cars0n> sigh never mind
02:46:22 <Cars0n> i hope your eye falls out and you accidently step on it slip over and break your leg
02:46:22 <anita> about her having a moustache?
02:46:26 <anita> i say.. rock the stache,.
02:46:29 <Pizza_Cat> mmm but it tastes so sweet
02:46:37 <Cars0n> what does? the tears?
02:46:45 <Pizza_Cat> the candy
02:46:49 <Pizza_Cat> i like a chick with a tash
02:46:52 <anita> you are a crystal tear.. falling from a glass tree of emotions
02:46:59 <chickens> ?
02:47:00 <chickens> oh
02:47:02 <chickens> mous
02:47:06 <Cars0n> that was really lame anita
02:47:11 <Pizza_Cat> anita has a tash i bet
02:47:12 <anita> that was the whole point
02:47:16 <anita> you're awesomely bright
02:47:24 <Pizza_Cat> from eating too many modified chickens down at the chip shop[
02:47:25 <anita> i have moustache .. everywhere
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02:47:44 <Cars0n> *standing in a phonebox* I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION
02:47:49 <anita> case
02:47:56 <anita> but that's not what i was ripping
02:48:05 <Cars0n> yeahhh case
02:48:09 <Cars0n> what were you tripping
02:48:11 <Cars0n> -t
02:48:16 <anita> some little emo fuckwit
02:48:17 <Cars0n> sorry still a bit intoxicamted
02:48:21 <Cars0n> oh..
02:48:22 <Cars0n> lol
02:48:23 <Cars0n> i see
02:48:24 <Pizza_Cat> are emos still around
02:48:31 <anita> yes, yes they are
02:48:33 <Cars0n> tjhey are still an 'in' thing apparently
02:48:36 <Pizza_Cat> what will come next, first hippies, then goths, then emos
02:48:42 <Cars0n> its scene now
02:48:44 <anita> eww hippes and goths
02:48:45 <Cars0n> scene has taken over
02:48:46 <Pizza_Cat> the future boggles the imagination
02:49:04 <anita> hiipies and goths = realy BAD bo.. lice and disease
02:49:07 <Musicophilia> cars - how old are you and why are you pretending to be intoxicated whe you are not? No one thiks it is cool when I am. Take note.
02:49:20 <anita> anyway
02:49:40 <Pizza_Cat> hehe i knew my plan to insult you to make you stay longer would work :P
02:49:44 <Cars0n> i am 22
02:49:44 <Pizza_Cat> your a sucker like that
02:50:11 <unique> Hrmm
02:50:13 <anita> i think...
02:50:15 <anita> i need to shit
02:50:25 <Cars0n> and if you can drink 10 scooners of beam and a few olds and be just fine 2 hours latr
02:50:27 <Cars0n> good for you
02:50:28 <Pizza_Cat> 1 anita, 1 bucket
02:50:28 <anita> just putting it out there
02:50:33 <Cars0n> you're probly fat
02:50:37 <anita> 1 anita, 10 buckets
02:50:39 <Cars0n> i'm not
02:50:43 <anita> probably
02:50:51 <Cars0n> not you anita
02:50:56 <Cars0n> musicopilia
02:51:02 <anita> who cares?
02:51:03 <anita> lol
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02:51:10 <Pizza_Cat> anita, can u shit and piss at the same time?
02:51:10 <Cars0n> he does
02:51:11 <AdsoOfMelk> ello all
02:51:11 <anita> everyone online is either fat, ugly or slutty
02:51:12 <Cars0n> it sems
02:51:30 <anita> Pizza_Cat: i can even write your name
02:51:37 <Cars0n> i think you mean all GIRLS online
02:51:43 <Pizza_Cat> with the pee, or poo?
02:51:51 <Pizza_Cat> or do you poo it and give it a nice gloss with the pee
02:51:51 <anita> Cars0n: no, i meant everyone
02:51:57 <anita> that's what every fuckwit says
02:52:05 <anita> i've met tonnes of normal/good looking people
02:52:23 <anita> Pizza_Cat: that's so sexy
02:52:30 <Pizza_Cat> maybe everyone else isnt insane, maybe its just you
02:53:07 <anita> maybe.. but aslong as i'm not aware of it.. i'm happy
02:53:32 <Cars0n> lol
02:53:44 <anita> :D~~~~~
02:53:50 <Cars0n> i tried playing my nintenod
02:53:52 <Cars0n> nintendo
02:53:58 <Cars0n> and i dropped the wii remote a bunch iof times
02:54:14 <Cars0n> i think its broken
02:54:38 <anita> i haven't touched a gaming console in ages
02:54:42 <anita> i miss that shit
02:54:55 <Cars0n> the new intendo is the bomb
02:54:58 <Cars0n> its so fucking cool
02:55:04 * anita starts playing old school sega while furiously masturbating
02:55:19 <Cars0n> why not use the n64 control as a vibe
02:56:00 <Pizza_Cat> i have all the consoles
02:56:03 <Pizza_Cat> cos im rich
02:56:12 <Cars0n> cool
02:56:14 <Cars0n> buy me a ps3
02:56:21 <Pizza_Cat> why would i want to buy YOU one?
02:56:27 <Cars0n> cos you love me
02:56:37 <Pizza_Cat> <Cars0n> sorry pizza cat we arent looking for more annoying cunts we will take your application into consideration and get back to you
02:56:49 <Cars0n> a rich person wouldnt care
02:56:50 * Pizza_Cat holds a grudge
02:56:51 <chickens> i thought i'd managed to scroll up
02:56:52 <anita> we're ALWAYS looking for more annoying cunts
02:56:52 <Cars0n> they would buy friends
02:56:58 <Pizza_Cat> i might be rich, but im also a cunt
02:57:21 <chickens> yawn
02:57:38 <Pizza_Cat> do chickens have teetn?
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02:57:44 <anita> only in their arse
02:58:00 <Cars0n> that wont stop him
02:58:03 <Cars0n> he will still try it
02:58:07 <Pizza_Cat> that would be cool, perferated eggs
02:58:12 <Pizza_Cat> no hasstle cracking
02:58:16 <anita> hahaha
02:58:31 <Pizza_Cat> god i cant spell
02:59:17 <anita> meh.. who cares
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03:00:18 <anita> how dare he...
03:00:49 <Cars0n> lol
03:01:07 <Cars0n> services go down more tan a vietnamese prostitute here
03:01:10 <Pizza_Cat> hehe now your powerless
03:01:15 <Pizza_Cat> you fat hairy mongolian
03:01:19 <Cars0n> HAHAHA
03:01:27 <Cars0n> im starting to like this guy
03:01:31 <Cars0n> wanna have butsex?
03:01:34 <Pizza_Cat> no
03:02:02 <chickens> I WASNNA
03:02:04 <chickens> -S
03:02:12 * Cars0n buttsexes chickens out the back
03:02:14 <Pizza_Cat> do chickens have vaginas?
03:02:24 <anita> imagine the sounds a chicken would make during anal sex
03:02:34 <Cars0n> it doesnt sound that bad
03:02:40 <Cars0n> i mean.. i guess
03:02:41 <Cars0n> it wouldnt
03:02:43 <Pizza_Cat> who needs to imagine, im wearing a chicken on my cock as we speak
03:02:44 <anita> ...
03:02:44 * Cars0n runs
03:02:49 <chickens> my boy housemate makes more noise than the girls hes fucking
03:02:51 <Pizza_Cat> its all the rage
03:02:55 <chickens> does that make him a giant fag?
03:03:00 <anita> yes
03:03:01 <anita> yes it does
03:03:02 <chickens> lol
03:03:04 <chickens> i agree
03:03:09 <anita> does he wear her like a feed bag?
03:03:10 <Cars0n> yeah
03:03:11 <Cars0n> but
03:03:14 <Cars0n> if you are with a guy
03:03:18 <Cars0n> you want him to make some noise right
03:03:21 <Pizza_Cat> do you assume the fetal position and cry when he does it chickens?
03:03:28 <anita> stick your finger in his arse?
03:03:36 <Cars0n> pass
03:03:40 <chickens> not really
03:03:43 <Cars0n> my asshole is an exit only
03:03:44 <Pizza_Cat> what are you supposed to do with your finger after you have stuck it up his ass
03:03:45 <chickens> maybe a grunt
03:03:47 <Pizza_Cat> its a dilema
03:03:52 <chickens> i swear this guy moans
03:04:00 <chickens> "oh gaaahhddd"
03:04:01 <Cars0n> ok thats kinda gay
03:04:09 <chickens> but its more like
03:04:10 <Cars0n> well no he is fucking chicks
03:04:12 <Cars0n> so i gues snot
03:04:15 <chickens> "oh, oh, oh, gahhhddd"
03:04:21 <Pizza_Cat> i wish i could have sex
03:04:21 <Cars0n> okay OH OH OH is gay
03:04:25 <anita> while he flicks his hair
03:04:26 <Pizza_Cat> id even have it with an ugly chick
03:04:28 <chickens> lool
03:04:29 <Cars0n> 'OH GOD' in a manly voice.. not gay.
03:04:32 <anita> and checks his makeup is still on
03:04:34 <unique> LMFAO. What a convo.
03:04:38 <chickens> it should just be a simple unf
03:04:39 <Pizza_Cat> you mean his mullet anita
03:04:43 <anita> LOL
03:04:44 * Cars0n raps unique
03:04:48 <Cars0n> rapes
03:04:48 <anita> crotch mullet
03:04:52 <Cars0n> sorry im carson not ikon
03:04:53 <Pizza_Cat> hehe
03:04:54 <Cars0n> i dont rap
03:05:03 <chickens> my boy makes girl noises =(
03:05:07 <Cars0n> im typing so fast my head is going WEE WEE WEE WOO
03:05:09 <unique> Silent guys are boring, if they're louder than the chick, they've been watching to much weird porn and think it's neccessary.
03:05:10 <unique> Lmao.
03:05:22 <Pizza_Cat> do you like guys that cry?
03:05:24 <chickens> omg hes spanking her
03:05:26 <Cars0n> the only time a guy needs to be loud
03:05:28 <Cars0n> is phone sex
03:05:30 <Cars0n> to get her off
03:05:37 <chickens> I CAN HEAR HIM SPANKING HER
03:05:42 <chickens> i have to go tell dave
03:05:46 <Pizza_Cat> my ex was deaf, so teleprompt sex wasnt that good
03:05:47 <unique> I'm not talking loud.. but a guy that is silent... meh.
03:05:56 <Cars0n> lol pizza
03:06:03 <Cars0n> msn sex?
03:06:50 <Pizza_Cat> its like that, but you have to imagine her moaning in that deaf voice
03:06:59 <unique> :S
03:07:02 <Cars0n> lol
03:07:03 <Cars0n> not ohh
03:07:08 <Cars0n> more like MHOAAAAAH
03:07:19 <unique> Like a retarded seal.
03:07:20 <Pizza_Cat> uuuhh, NATS DICE
03:07:21 <unique> :/
03:07:24 <Cars0n> DA WA FATATIC
03:07:29 <Pizza_Cat> LOL
03:07:44 <Cars0n> U MA ME O HORNE
03:07:55 <Cars0n> orne sorry
03:07:59 <unique> Lmfao. Makes me think of the chick at work. Not her having sex. Just her voice in general. Lmao.
03:08:02 <Cars0n> they cant say h right
03:08:42 <unique> Yeah... every morning... EWWO ...
03:08:45 <Cars0n> if you were doing here doggy you coul be like
03:08:51 <Cars0n> OH FUCK YOU SLUT YOU STUPID BITCH and she would be like
03:08:52 <unique> And you're all like... HIII
03:08:55 <Pizza_Cat> sif you work
03:08:57 <Cars0n> MHOAARRRRHHH
03:09:06 <unique> Hoping she hasn't let the batteries on her hearing aid die.
03:09:56 <Pizza_Cat> i fantasize about having sex with one of those wheel chair retards with the tray on their wheel chairs
03:10:06 <Pizza_Cat> that dribble would make for moist excellent lube
03:10:13 <Cars0n> MOST EXCELLENT
03:10:16 * Cars0n plays air guitar
03:10:22 <Pizza_Cat> whoa
03:11:19 <Cars0n> HEY BILL
03:11:20 <Cars0n> HEY TED
03:11:24 <Pizza_Cat> i found out today that if you pour metholated spirits on your nads, it makes you get drunk
03:11:31 <Cars0n> .............
03:11:35 <Cars0n> brb
03:12:21 <Pizza_Cat> but it does sting a touch
03:12:44 <Cars0n> thsnks for the warning
03:12:44 <Pizza_Cat> then you get a warm sensation, like you have diaroeah
03:12:52 <Cars0n> k
03:12:54 <Pizza_Cat> but in a good way
03:12:54 <Cars0n> think i wont do it
03:13:08 <Cars0n> what if you already ahve it
03:13:12 <Cars0n> diarohea i mean
03:13:22 <Pizza_Cat> then you get it in a good way, and a bad way
03:13:51 <Pizza_Cat> the stinging might have actually been cos of the crotch rot that i have tho
03:14:05 <Cars0n> true
03:14:06 <anita> diarrhoea
03:14:09 <Cars0n> old open wounds from shaving
03:14:26 <Pizza_Cat> old wounds from the calf that grew teeth!
03:14:34 <Pizza_Cat> i mean.. from shaving..
03:14:39 <Cars0n> lol
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03:15:09 <Pizza_Cat> sounds like there are cats outside, having sex
03:15:15 <DJ84WA> hey all
03:15:28 <anita> night girls.
03:15:29 <Pizza_Cat> omg my nuts are on fire
03:15:32 <Pizza_Cat> anita
03:15:40 <Cars0n> night slut
03:15:40 <Pizza_Cat> what do you do when your nuts are on fire?
03:16:36 <Pizza_Cat> geez either a cat is having sex, or someone is hitting it with a cactus
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03:16:55 <Pizza_Cat> hehe that brings back fond memories of me pushing a cats face into a cactus
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03:17:13 <Cars0n> you scared mez off
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03:18:08 <unique> Hahaha.
03:18:10 <unique> Hrm.
03:18:20 <DJ84WA> hey uhnique
03:18:23 <DJ84WA> unique*
03:18:46 <DJ84WA> how are you today?
03:19:13 <Musicophilia> The anal finger in a necessity of good sex.
03:19:14 <Pizza_Cat> i bet unique is cruel to animals
03:19:22 <Pizza_Cat> then she masturbates really hard
03:19:37 <Musicophilia> Pizza - I agree, sometimes she abuses herself.
03:20:01 <unique> Yes, i'm a bit of an animal.
03:20:10 <unique> Good thanks Don, you?
03:20:17 <Pizza_Cat> you know how chicks think they can do anything a guy can
03:20:27 <Pizza_Cat> im yet to meet a chick that can speak in a deep voice like a man
03:20:32 <Pizza_Cat> and if i do, i dont think i want to know her
03:20:35 <unique> Lmao.
03:20:36 <DJ84WA> im ok. what you got planned for this weekend?
03:20:43 <Musicophilia> unique took me in good humour, I'll leave you to your own devices ow pizza.
03:20:56 <Pizza_Cat> im teabagging my nuts in a jar of metholates spirits in an attempt to get drunk
03:21:26 <Pizza_Cat> ive even injected some up my anus
03:21:34 <Pizza_Cat> with a turkey baster
03:21:42 <unique> Not much Don, just organising hair, nails, tans etc to get done next week for the wedding.
03:21:49 <DJ84WA> nice nice
03:21:59 <Pizza_Cat> eww sif someone is gonna marry you unique
03:22:11 <Pizza_Cat> the poor sap
03:22:26 <Pizza_Cat> you and your lazy eye
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03:23:00 <shads_brb> wots_ur_cupsize, it's really annoying when you Construct your own fake "Stress Detector", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
03:23:07 <shads_brb> sup
03:23:17 <Pizza_Cat> wots_ur_cupsize has left irc for good
03:23:23 <Pizza_Cat> all thats left are his bots
03:24:11 <unique> Lol... since when have i had a lazy eye?
03:24:11 <Pizza_Cat> damm im really getting drunk from the
03:24:13 <Pizza_Cat> this
03:24:19 <unique> I think perhaps you're thinking of someone else.
03:24:20 <Pizza_Cat> i suggest that everyone pour metho on their crotches
03:24:29 <Pizza_Cat> who was it that has the lazy eye then unique?
03:24:38 <unique> ;)
03:24:45 <Pizza_Cat> i bet you have a lazy flap then
03:24:54 <Pizza_Cat> like uneven saddlebags
03:25:12 <unique> LOL.
03:25:26 <unique> Gosh, so hard to deny such an obvious thing.
03:25:33 <Musicophilia> Pizza - why not drink the metho, or inject it directly into your blood stream?
03:25:37 <Pizza_Cat> aparently chicks are going in droves to plastic surgeons to have their pussies modified
03:25:51 <Pizza_Cat> its poison Musicophilia!
03:26:04 <Musicophilia> Touche
03:26:10 <Pizza_Cat> me i like a bit of spaghetti on my plate
03:26:30 * Pizza_Cat eats spaghetti like cookie monster
03:26:36 <Pizza_Cat> OM NOM NOM
03:26:41 <Musicophilia> It's called the Western-Arabian middle pussy.
03:27:04 <unique> Lol Pizza_Cat.... there was talk of 'outties' the other day.
03:27:19 <unique> Ugly mangled hanging out looking ones..
03:27:26 <Pizza_Cat> thats the ones that i like
03:27:37 <Pizza_Cat> like the tied up end of a balloon
03:27:51 * Pizza_Cat makes squeeky balloon noises
03:27:56 <unique> Had to laugh, was only a couple of yrs ago i realised talk of outties wasn't about belly buttons :/
03:28:12 <Pizza_Cat> it isnt?
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03:28:43 <Pizza_Cat> i recon if you bit a chicks flap really hard, it would hurt
03:28:51 <Pizza_Cat> id love to uppercut a chick in the pussy
03:29:07 <Pizza_Cat> that would be awsome!
03:29:38 <Pizza_Cat> just drop to one knee, and let her ave it
03:29:44 <Pizza_Cat> TAKE THAT BITCH!
03:31:17 <Cars0n> you've never been witha woman huh
03:31:36 <Pizza_Cat> ive thought about it..
03:31:57 * Cars0n nods
03:31:59 <Cars0n> its ok buddy
03:32:01 <Cars0n> we will help you
03:32:06 * Cars0n pushes unique at pizza
03:32:17 <Pizza_Cat> i said a woman!!
03:32:35 <Cars0n> unique is a woman
03:32:52 <unique> Lmao.
03:32:57 <Pizza_Cat> shes a girl
03:33:09 <Pizza_Cat> with one boob slightly smaller than the other
03:33:19 <Pizza_Cat> i like asemetric women!
03:33:26 <unique> I'm not a woman, i'm some hairy beast. So hairy, we're yet to determine my sex because of the lack of visual genetalia.
03:34:13 <Pizza_Cat> if your rood bits were covered by hair it means it would be festered with turds
03:34:19 <Pizza_Cat> and that isnt a turn on
03:34:42 <Pizza_Cat> no sir, no it isnt
03:35:30 <unique> I have flies in my hair... they were fortunate enough to fly into it, become tangled and suffer the most incredibley satisfying death.
03:35:59 <Pizza_Cat> i like to catch flies, and put em in a tissue and pop them like a big zit
03:36:17 <Pizza_Cat> some times it makes a really loud sound and it gives me a soft on
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03:38:19 <Musicophilia> I love how women can't move between jest, dry, and blatant humour. Christopher Hitchens is so right.
03:38:30 <DJ84WA> i really want some red bull
03:38:43 <DJ84WA> but a drive to the shops is too much effort
03:39:28 <DJ84WA> as the shops are 35 mins drive away
03:39:35 <unique> Pfft.
03:39:39 <unique> Bugger that.
03:40:12 <DJ84WA> and red bull at 12:40am?
03:40:14 <DJ84WA> :(
03:40:23 <unique> Oh yeah.. your different time.
03:40:24 <unique> haha.
03:42:51 <DJ84WA> lol
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03:48:34 <Musicophilia> Encore
03:48:44 <Musicophilia> No?
03:48:57 <Musicophilia> Good fucking night ad good fucking luck.
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03:51:30 <chickens> my housemate just cooked me an awesome steak
03:51:32 <chickens> random. yes.
03:54:48 <DJ84WA> heya chickens
03:55:02 <chickens> hai
03:55:14 <DJ84WA> hows you?
03:55:18 <chickens> oknu
03:56:21 <DJ84WA> yeah im ok
03:56:39 <chickens> good!
03:56:54 <DJ84WA> what you up 2 this weekend?
03:58:12 <chickens> hm
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03:58:32 <chickens> going for a run, possibly shopping, out tmrw night, maybe boat, & baking biscuits
03:58:39 <chickens> + washing & groceries
03:59:06 <DJ84WA> nice
03:59:41 <chickens> u?
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04:18:21 <DJ84WA> aidos all
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04:18:52 <marko> wtf
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04:39:10 <epicprops> props to da gangsters
04:39:41 <drank> ur such a cunt
04:39:59 <drank> fucking keifa go back to henderson
04:40:34 <epicprops> dickhead
04:40:49 <drank> thats physically impossible
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04:46:36 <epicprops> fags
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04:46:59 <drank> epic..? that says enuff
04:47:06 <drank> wanksta
04:48:07 <epicprops> gang-sta
04:48:15 <drank> fuckwit
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08:32:49 <+realist> Enjoy your hangovers.
08:34:45 <Impaler> hi realist
08:34:47 <Impaler> how r u man
08:37:29 <_spawn> what hangovers?
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08:49:13 <_spawn> oh look its gaycunt err gaycon
08:49:25 <Ikon> oh look its u
08:50:25 <Ikon> Bias B - The Rippa
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09:29:53 <MiSs_AnJa> hi
09:30:23 <Impaler> hi
09:30:33 <Impaler> how r u balla
09:30:59 <MiSs_AnJa> me?
09:31:00 <MiSs_AnJa> im ok
09:31:01 <MiSs_AnJa> u?
09:31:04 <Impaler> good thx
09:31:08 <Impaler> stronger than ever
09:31:10 <Impaler> ever b4
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09:41:44 <Ikon> Culture OF Kings - Cross Bred Mongrels
09:53:07 <Ikon> 02 Koolism
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10:06:07 <Ikon> aint no heaven for a thug nigga
10:09:02 <Impaler> as I proceed to make my riches
10:09:11 <Impaler> just like the neighbourhood kingpin pimpin all these bitches
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10:09:35 <Ikon> Come battle me
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10:12:40 Nick: Sesh_away is now known as Sesh_
10:12:46 * Sesh_ battles Ikon
10:12:49 <Sesh_> <- winnar
10:13:02 <Ikon> you forefit
10:13:12 <Sesh_> lol
10:13:21 <Sesh_> you listen to eminem too much nigga
10:13:33 <Ikon> i havent got one eminem on my computer
10:13:37 <Ikon> sorry i lie
10:13:40 <Ikon> ive got 1 eminem song
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10:13:48 <Sesh_> i have a few, thanks to my ex
10:13:56 <Sesh_> hai RomperStom1 o////////
10:14:01 <RomperStom1> hello Rob
10:14:10 <Sesh_> i'm selling the whole set now
10:14:11 <RomperStom1> my ex-wife was a good house keeper
10:14:12 <Ikon> o yer i have a d12 song too @_@
10:14:15 <Sesh_> buy them for the benz
10:14:17 <Impaler> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hfMJufuw2pY
10:14:23 <RomperStom1> when we divorced she kept the house
10:14:26 <Impaler> thats the only song I like
10:14:27 <Impaler> of eminem
10:14:29 <Impaler> have a look
10:14:33 <Impaler> its pretty good
10:14:34 <Sesh_> @mp3 D12-That's How [Explicit].mp3 (11.01MB 128kbps Stereo 12:01)
10:14:45 <Ikon> D12 - Purple Pills (Full Dirty Version)
10:14:55 <Impaler> im crazy with this razor
10:14:58 <Impaler> with this razor im crazy
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10:15:14 <RomperStomper> thats better
10:15:16 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v RomperStomper
10:15:25 <Sesh_> RomperStomper
10:15:31 <Sesh_> go to the hospital for me
10:15:34 <Sesh_> plz
10:15:38 <RomperStomper> why mate, whats up
10:15:47 <Sesh_> i gotta go have a scan and i cbf
10:20:05 <Sesh_> @mp3 Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass.mp3 (5.39MB 128kbps Stereo 5:53)
10:20:25 <Ikon> Jedi Mind Tricks - Poetry in Motion
10:20:34 <stompin2> ya mumma
10:20:45 <Sesh_> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Ya Mamma.mp3 (5.16MB 128kbps Stereo 5:38)
10:21:01 <Ikon> rap is the bussiness and hip hop is the culture
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10:21:18 <RomperStomper> a scan of what
10:21:18 * Sesh_ cups anita
10:21:22 <RomperStomper> your brain?
10:21:26 <Sesh_> an mri on my back RomperStomper
10:21:29 <Sesh_> lol nah
10:21:29 * {ShadowzFall} huggle shivs anita
10:21:30 <RomperStomper> oh yeah
10:21:32 * anita cups Sesh_
10:21:34 <anita> :D
10:21:38 * anita stab hugs {ShadowzFall}
10:21:38 <Sesh_> gotta go to the piercing joint first
10:21:40 <RomperStomper> anita will go with you, she likes the irc boys
10:21:44 <Sesh_> get stuff taken out lol
10:21:48 <Sesh_> ooer
10:21:52 <RomperStomper> what stuff
10:21:55 * Sesh_ fingers anita violently
10:22:04 * anita moans like a japanese rape victim
10:22:08 <Sesh_> just my eyebrow ring
10:22:13 Mode: (by Sesh_) +o anita
10:22:16 <{ShadowzFall}> hows it goin anita
10:22:17 <RomperStomper> you have an eyebrow ring..................................
10:22:24 <Sesh_> yeah
10:22:27 <RomperStomper> i thought chicks have them
10:22:28 <Sesh_> have since i was 17
10:22:31 <Sesh_> haha
10:22:34 <Sesh_> maybe i am a chick
10:22:36 <anita> {ShadowzFall}: good good. you?
10:22:37 <RomperStomper> then again...............
10:22:39 <{ShadowzFall}> no chicks that have them are dykes lol
10:22:41 <Ikon> microphone cyclone
10:22:42 <Sesh_> hehe
10:22:46 <Sesh_> i'm a butch dyke RomperStomper
10:22:49 <RomperStomper> no
10:22:50 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
10:22:54 <RomperStomper> you are definatly a lipstick
10:22:58 <Sesh_> lolllll
10:23:07 <Sesh_> i wonder what shade i am
10:23:07 <{ShadowzFall}> im good thnx gotta do abit of shoppin today but cbf
10:23:15 <RomperStomper> bright red
10:23:24 <anita> shopping for what?
10:23:28 <Sesh_> RED ROCKET
10:23:31 <anita> massive anal dildos?
10:23:43 <{ShadowzFall}> um no
10:23:48 <RomperStomper> anita are you that fat gook?
10:23:49 <anita> shattered
10:24:00 Kick: RomperStomper was kicked by anita (1st warning)
10:24:06 <Ikon> Shattering
10:24:08 <Sesh_> wooo
10:24:10 <anita> i love the new rules
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10:24:19 <RomperStomper> ill take that as a yes
10:24:19 <{ShadowzFall}> gettin a bday pressy for old lady and gotta buy shoes and and pants
10:24:28 <anita> oh nice!
10:24:31 <RomperStomper> you must eat a shit load of rice thats all i know
10:24:37 <Sesh_> rice is nice
10:24:42 <RomperStomper> i like rice
10:24:46 <Sesh_> same same
10:24:52 <RomperStomper> same same but different !
10:24:56 <anita> ..
10:25:00 <Sesh_> ever since i learned how to cook it properly
10:25:10 <RomperStomper> steamed?
10:25:14 <anita> i always fuck rice up
10:25:17 <Sesh_> nah
10:25:23 <Sesh_> i has a technique
10:25:28 <RomperStomper> you cum in it first?
10:25:30 <Sesh_> its a secelet
10:25:33 <Sesh_> YES
10:25:34 <anita> LOL
10:25:35 <RomperStomper> oh secelet
10:25:37 <Sesh_> makes it fluffy
10:25:43 <RomperStomper> secelet flied lice
10:25:47 <Sesh_> thats it
10:25:48 <Sesh_> lol
10:25:55 <Sesh_> anceint family lecipe
10:26:02 <RomperStomper> gotta love gooks
10:26:10 <Sesh_> i do as often as i can
10:26:13 <RomperStomper> me too
10:26:17 <RomperStomper> i like fucking em
10:26:21 * anita sits next to Sesh_
10:26:25 <Sesh_> well you did marry one
10:26:30 <Sesh_> two?
10:26:31 <RomperStomper> she isnt a gook
10:26:38 <Sesh_> its all the same, sif lie
10:26:42 <RomperStomper> anita says that thais and flips arent gook
10:26:49 <{ShadowzFall}> they arnt
10:26:50 <RomperStomper> but then again anita is a fat racist gook
10:27:02 <Sesh_> i'm a fat racist white guy
10:27:03 <Impaler> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeta
10:27:11 <Sesh_> ar am i a round eye
10:27:12 <RomperStomper> what are they shadowfail
10:27:14 <Sesh_> hm
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10:27:22 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
10:27:25 <Sesh_> heh
10:27:26 <RomperStomper> hello
10:27:27 Kick: RomperStomper was kicked by anita (enough.)
10:27:30 <Sesh_> on that note, i am off
10:27:32 <Sesh_> :D
10:27:37 Nick: Sesh_ is now known as Sesh_away
10:27:39 <Sesh_away> bbl o/
10:27:42 <anita> cya robbie
10:27:43 * ^pilot^ slaps Sesh_away around a bit with a large trout
10:27:47 * Sesh_away slaps ^pilot^ around a bit with a large trout
10:27:51 <^pilot^> catcha u sexy thang
10:27:54 <anita> LOL
10:27:57 <Sesh_away> not in your car :P
10:27:59 <Sesh_away> *gone*
10:28:06 <^pilot^> ohhh
10:28:23 <Impaler> where u from anita
10:28:30 <Impaler> background
10:28:32 <Impaler> not where do u live
10:28:36 <^pilot^> the planet neptunia
10:28:42 <anita> i'm indian/abo
10:28:43 <{ShadowzFall}> jew town
10:28:50 * Impaler nods
10:28:55 <^pilot^> from the star system dalmator
10:29:04 <^pilot^> she has 6 tits and 2 heads
10:29:07 <anita> im chinese russian
10:29:21 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
10:29:25 <Ikon> im arab english
10:29:32 <^pilot^> im derka derka
10:29:37 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
10:29:40 <Ikon> you are
10:29:41 <anita> LOL
10:31:13 <Ikon> you cant kill me coz im already dead
10:31:18 <Impaler> Disorder - Senile Punks\06_-_POWERMONGER.mp3
10:31:40 <Ikon> Nas - War is necessary
10:31:55 <Impaler> u gonna go to that Ikon
10:31:57 <Impaler> Nas etc
10:32:01 * {ShadowzFall} bushman hankys on Ikon
10:32:03 <Ikon> dunno bro
10:32:12 <Ikon> i might
10:32:36 * Ikon sends the seven plagues of Egypt to {ShadowzFall}
10:32:40 <Ikon> have some plagues
10:32:40 <stompin2> i r bored
10:33:02 <{ShadowzFall}> naw
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10:35:57 <_spawn> meha
10:35:59 <_spawn> mega
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10:36:13 <megamanga> babe
10:36:16 <megamanga> im on the laptop
10:36:19 <megamanga> doesnt autojoin ur channel
10:36:51 <Impaler> golden brown
10:36:53 <Impaler> texture like sun
10:36:55 <Impaler> laze me down
10:36:57 <Impaler> with my mind she runs
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10:37:32 <Pieter> ay world :)O
10:37:34 <Pieter> - O
10:37:35 <{ShadowzFall}> niggers wit sprinkles
10:37:37 <stompin2> .list
10:37:54 <megamanga> .list niggers
10:37:56 <megamanga> lol
10:37:59 <stompin2> bored
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10:40:59 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> I have a number next to my name now.. Am I cool like Sonia & wots_ur_cupsize? I wanna be! I just dont know what these numbers refer to :P
10:41:10 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> BP time.. I want a Pizza Roll
10:41:11 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> :)
10:41:32 <{ShadowzFall}> means they eat poop
10:41:40 <{ShadowzFall}> u really wanna eat poop too?
10:41:58 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> umm.. if its cyber poop, why not :p
10:42:51 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
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10:43:40 * Pieter641_A_NUMBER throws the virtual poop across the channel
10:43:42 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> :)))
10:43:46 <Ikon> its more than raising a fist
10:43:50 <Ikon> that will save you from this
10:43:53 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> to BP I go! Pizza Rolls!
10:43:55 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> :)))
10:44:07 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> an uppercut?
10:44:13 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> HADOUKEN!
10:44:31 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> wait on, thats a fireball... SHORYUKEN
10:44:35 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> There we go :)
10:44:41 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> Fist that!
10:44:43 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> :P
10:45:28 <Ikon> blocked
10:45:33 <Ikon> im shin akuma
10:45:34 <Ikon> u loose
10:45:35 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
10:46:37 <Ikon> Canibus feat Jedi Mind Tricks - Liberal Arts
11:00:23 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> umm
11:00:27 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> - the shin bit
11:00:40 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> akuma is all his name is, aint it?
11:01:20 <Pieter641_A_NUMBER> unless he's been given an upgrade since super street fighter II turbo :p
11:01:30 <Ikon> yeah the newer ones
11:01:33 <Ikon> there is shin akuma
11:03:19 <cradel> your a doll
11:03:35 <Ikon> your a rat
11:05:17 <cradel> o.o
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12:37:25 <Impaler> how cute
12:37:29 <Impaler> they both quit together :)
12:37:34 * Impaler slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
12:37:35 <Impaler> bron
12:37:36 <Impaler> u there
12:37:37 <Impaler> im so bored
12:40:29 <wots_ur_cupsize> bron
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12:42:20 <Impaler> bron
12:42:24 * Impaler slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
12:43:45 <wots_ur_cupsize> simonna
12:43:46 <wots_ur_cupsize> babes
12:44:01 <simonna> pete.. hunny
12:44:49 <wots_ur_cupsize> sup gangsta
12:45:07 <simonna> not much homie p
12:45:19 <simonna> how are ya?
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12:46:42 <wots_ur_cupsize> same babes
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12:56:21 * Sonia fists tomas (Anus Destruction #321)
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12:57:42 <tomas> hows ur wknd
12:58:20 <Sonia> yeah not so bad so far
12:58:31 <Sonia> Bathurst tomorrow, bday tomorrow
12:58:33 <Sonia> woo !
13:00:10 <wots_ur_cupsize> happy bday for tomorrow sonia!
13:01:00 <Sonia> thanks Pete
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13:06:52 <wots_ur_cupsize> ta
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13:14:29 <DirtyDingo_> i just got my cock sucked doo daa doo daa
13:15:03 <Sonia> That reminds me
13:15:06 <Sonia> How is your dad ?
13:15:10 <simonna> loll
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13:15:45 <stompin> i dont even wana know how him getting his cock sucked
13:15:48 <stompin> makes u think of his old man
13:15:51 <stompin> thats just wrong
13:16:10 <captain_picard> lol
13:16:13 <simonna> i couldnt make the connection either loll
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13:16:21 <DirtyDingo_> sonia have u sucked my dads pen?
13:16:25 <captain_picard> i missed wat thats about but it sounds amusing
13:17:00 <Sonia> no
13:17:06 <Sonia> I meant he was the one sucking yours
13:17:11 <Sonia> God, you kids are slow today
13:17:12 <DirtyDingo_> ohhhhhh
13:17:13 <DirtyDingo_> hahahaha
13:17:15 * Sonia slaps you all
13:17:23 <simonna> =/
13:17:27 <stompin> yer right
13:17:33 <stompin> Sonia's a dirty lil..............
13:17:39 <Sonia> shh
13:17:42 <captain_picard> ranga
13:17:42 <Sonia> you can't be mean to me
13:17:46 <stompin> why
13:17:48 <DirtyDingo_> i came all over he chin and when i saw all me sap on her i started shivering with delight
13:17:50 <Sonia> It's my bday tomorrow
13:17:50 <Sonia> !
13:18:00 <Sonia> captain_picard: How am I a ranga ? lol
13:18:49 <MiSs_AnJa> hey everyonew
13:19:11 <captain_picard> no idea
13:19:12 <Sonia> hai2u MiSs_AnJa
13:19:17 <simonna> the word "ranga" always makes me chuckle
13:19:42 <simonna> this kid in one of the classes i was teaching called one of the girls that
13:19:53 <DirtyDingo_> i cant say bangkok or phuket with out giggling like a school girl
13:19:53 <simonna> and shefull on burst into tears
13:19:57 <Sonia> ranga was never used at my school
13:20:01 <Sonia> it was always redknob
13:20:11 <simonna> but she was sobbing!
13:20:15 <Sonia> loll
13:20:17 <Sonia> poor kid
13:20:18 <simonna> "i'm not a rangaaaaa tell him i'm not!"
13:20:24 <Sonia> I feel bad for redheads
13:20:26 <simonna> i'm like 'er.. can we just get on with the task guys?"
13:20:32 <simonna> lol
13:20:33 <DirtyDingo_> redheads are so ferrel
13:20:36 <simonna> it's so stupid really
13:20:46 <Sonia> it depends on the shade of red
13:20:53 <Sonia> like if they're strawberry blonde
13:20:55 <Sonia> that's cool
13:21:01 <Sonia> but that REALLY red hair
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13:21:05 <Sonia> is kinda scary
13:21:06 <DirtyDingo_> ewww the red gene os still there
13:21:22 <DirtyDingo_> strawberry blondes are just as bad
13:21:26 <captain_picard> redheads chics are usually whores
13:21:32 <simonna> whoa
13:21:33 <DirtyDingo_> they like the cock
13:21:39 <captain_picard> they loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cock
13:21:40 <simonna> that's a massive generalisatio lol
13:21:49 <captain_picard> not really simonna
13:21:53 <DirtyDingo_> generaly men are bigger than women
13:21:55 <captain_picard> red heads are no so common
13:22:08 <Sonia> <@Arcadian> +Sonia, - what's the difference between a frankston guy and a frankston girl?
13:22:11 <captain_picard> let say i know about 4 of them
13:22:16 <Sonia> <@Arcadian> The frankston girl has a higher sperm count.
13:22:18 <Sonia> huhuhu
13:22:25 <simonna> omg
13:22:28 <simonna> lol
13:22:28 <simonna> =/
13:22:31 <simonna> oh dear
13:22:31 <captain_picard> ive fucked 3 of them therfore 75% of them are whores
13:22:40 <DirtyDingo_> they swallow sperm
13:22:45 <simonna> or maybe you just have a thing for redheads?
13:23:02 <Sonia> ppl are whores, their hair colour doesn't come into it
13:23:07 <Sonia> you giant faggots
13:23:08 <captain_picard> well i havnt slept with 75% of my othr chic mates
13:23:31 <DirtyDingo_> wat kind of slut sleeps with her mates
13:23:33 <simonna> but you've slept with 75% of redheads you know?
13:23:38 <captain_picard> yes
13:23:53 <captain_picard> simonna are u a red head :)
13:23:59 <Sonia> loll
13:24:03 <Sonia> here we go
13:24:04 * captain_picard winks
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13:24:10 * Impaler slaps Sonia around a bit with a large trout
13:24:16 * Sonia stabs Impaler (Kill #1197)
13:24:28 <DirtyDingo_> redhead girls spray their eggs everywhere and curl their toes back like they are dieing
13:24:38 <captain_picard> lol
13:24:48 <captain_picard> one i was with was so derty
13:24:57 <captain_picard> ass to mouth lol
13:25:25 <Sonia> eww
13:25:32 <Sonia> that's so very wrong
13:25:41 <captain_picard> lol
13:25:58 <DirtyDingo_> this one redhead took me recruiting for a hot chick so we could have a 3sum
13:25:59 <captain_picard> i didnt kiss hher after
13:26:02 <simonna> no i'm not
13:26:10 <simonna> delayed response.. just a tad
13:26:18 <captain_picard> blonde?
13:26:19 <captain_picard> lol
13:26:22 <simonna> not even
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13:26:29 <Sonia> simonna is a brunette
13:26:35 <simonna> sonia knows best
13:26:37 <captain_picard> send pics
13:26:39 <Sonia> see
13:26:41 <Sonia> I can tell
13:26:44 <Sonia> :D
13:26:44 <PadingtonBear> lmaoooooooooooooooooo
13:26:46 <simonna> =D
13:26:54 <Sonia> hai TheMayo
13:26:55 <simonna> baha
13:26:55 <simonna> no.
13:27:01 <DirtyDingo_> i like the smell of a hot brunettes mouth after she has swished my ungodly mouth full of sperm around her mouth
13:27:02 <PadingtonBear> themayo has been glined
13:27:06 <PadingtonBear> its PadingtonBear now
13:27:07 <Sonia> lol has it ?
13:27:10 <PadingtonBear> oh yes
13:27:13 <Sonia> what for ?
13:27:17 <PadingtonBear> he wasnt very popular
13:27:20 <PadingtonBear> im not even sure
13:27:24 <PadingtonBear> trouble i think
13:27:27 <DirtyDingo_> sonia can i ejaculate on ur belly
13:27:35 <Sonia> lol
13:27:37 <Sonia> no DirtyDingo_ !
13:27:41 <Ikon> Army of the Pharaohs - Tear It Down
13:27:44 <captain_picard> sonia can i cum on yur tits?
13:27:44 <DirtyDingo_> awww
13:27:54 <PadingtonBear> lmaooooooooooo @ captain_picard
13:27:59 <captain_picard> please.
13:28:00 <Sonia> captain_picard: No !
13:28:14 <captain_picard> awww i said please
13:28:16 <Sonia> sif let any of you ferals near my jelleh
13:28:19 <DirtyDingo_> i would lick sonias arsehole and eat her vagy discharge
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13:28:20 <captain_picard> lol
13:28:25 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v chickens
13:28:30 <captain_picard> sonia is sexi
13:28:30 <Sonia> hai2u chickens
13:28:34 <chickens> ooahi
13:28:38 <chickens> i fucked that up
13:28:39 <captain_picard> chickens my lover how are you
13:28:40 <chickens> ohai*
13:28:41 <Sonia> hah yes
13:28:43 <DirtyDingo_> ive got chickens blocked she is a cam whore
13:28:45 <chickens> im good
13:28:52 <stompin> hey chickens ;)
13:28:56 <chickens> haha killing myself laughing for like the last 12 hours
13:28:56 <captain_picard> chickens is no whore
13:29:01 <chickens> hey stompin
13:29:03 <Sonia> chickens is mine
13:29:07 <Sonia> so BACK THE FUCK UP
13:29:07 <chickens> ooerr
13:29:08 <captain_picard> chickens is mine
13:29:16 <Sonia> MINE
13:29:16 <Ikon> er myn
13:29:21 <chickens> I'm nobody's bitch, thx.
13:29:27 <chickens> YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHEZ
13:29:29 <Sonia> chickens :((
13:29:33 <Sonia> nowai
13:29:46 <chickens> Sonia we could be eachother's bitchez..
13:29:50 <Sonia> ooer
13:29:53 <Sonia> that's hot
13:29:54 <captain_picard> can i watch?
13:29:55 <chickens> wink
13:30:00 * Sonia plays with her beard
13:30:04 <chickens> SO ANYWAY
13:30:06 <chickens> haha
13:30:07 <chickens> last night
13:30:15 <chickens> i could hear, my housemates fucking
13:30:16 <chickens> and
13:30:16 <chickens> haha
13:30:18 <chickens> spanking
13:30:19 <captain_picard> lol
13:30:24 <Sonia> LOL@spanking
13:30:34 <chickens> and then i told the others
13:30:35 <captain_picard> y didnt u join in?
13:30:40 <chickens> and now we're all laughing at them spanking
13:30:44 <Sonia> hahaha
13:30:44 <captain_picard> lmfao
13:30:50 <Sonia> you should buy them a paddle
13:30:51 <captain_picard> who was getting spanked?
13:30:56 <chickens> the girl, i assume
13:30:59 <Sonia> give to them over breakfast
13:31:01 <Sonia> :P
13:31:02 <chickens> cos i could hear her moan after every slap
13:31:08 <chickens> lol
13:31:16 <stompin> sounds like chickens wants a good slappin
13:31:17 <captain_picard> lol
13:31:17 <Sonia> loll
13:31:18 <chickens> ill buy table tennis ones.. and do subliminal ones
13:31:22 <Sonia> haha
13:31:24 <Sonia> YES !
13:31:24 <captain_picard> how can pain turn u on seriously
13:31:30 <chickens> excellent
13:31:35 <Sonia> then upgrade it to a badminton racquet
13:31:35 <chickens> captain_picard i dont mind a bit of hair pulling
13:31:45 <simonna> =/
13:31:48 <chickens> then a tennis racquet?
13:31:50 <Sonia> yes !
13:31:55 <chickens> haha
13:31:56 <simonna> if anyone pulled my hair, i'd slap them senseless
13:31:57 <DirtyDingo_> im so stiff
13:32:01 <captain_picard> lol
13:32:04 <Sonia> nah hair pulling is good
13:32:05 <chickens> then they'll make a racquet =(
13:32:08 <chickens> only frim
13:32:08 <chickens> not like
13:32:11 <chickens> firm
13:32:16 <Sonia> but not like ripping it out
13:32:16 <chickens> not, aggressive
13:32:17 <captain_picard> id like to inflict the pain but im not into myself
13:32:18 <Sonia> more like tugging
13:32:21 <chickens> yeah
13:32:24 <DirtyDingo_> mmmmm tugging
13:32:31 <simonna> lmao
13:32:33 <captain_picard> rape
13:32:36 <simonna> oh dear
13:32:37 <simonna> =/
13:32:55 <chickens> rape =\
13:33:04 <chickens> i thought i'd like that.. but then somethin happened and i changed my stance
13:33:06 <DirtyDingo_> simonna wanna sit on my face?
13:33:15 <captain_picard> oh ok chickens
13:33:27 <captain_picard> id like to try it
13:33:30 <chickens> >=\
13:33:35 <chickens> NO YOU WOULD NOT
13:33:35 <Sonia> 9 out of 10 ppl like gang rape
13:33:38 * Sonia coughs
13:33:39 <chickens> lol Sonia
13:33:40 <captain_picard> lol y
13:33:45 <simonna> no, DirtiDingo_, i don't
13:33:47 <chickens> captain_picard.. its not legal
13:33:58 <captain_picard> lol i didnt mean like that
13:34:01 <chickens> oh
13:34:01 <captain_picard> geeezzz
13:34:05 <chickens> jKERS
13:34:09 <chickens> jakers*
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13:34:35 <G-F-CKY--RS-LF> � :Random Quote:� <+Schism_> im going to put mirrors above my bed <+Schism_> so i can spoof over myself
13:34:38 <chickens> what should i cook for dinner this week
13:34:47 <DirtyDingo_> simonna are u a squirter?
13:34:48 <stompin> i duno
13:34:53 <chickens> i know a boy that actually did that mirror thing
13:34:54 <stompin> but u should cook me sum too while ur at it chickens
13:34:58 <chickens> k stompin
13:34:58 <simonna> the kids playing outside in the street are having a screaming contest..
13:35:03 <chickens> excellent
13:35:04 <simonna> brings back memories
13:35:06 <chickens> we do that
13:35:07 <simonna> lol they're so stupid
13:35:11 <chickens> you have to say penis
13:35:14 <chickens> and then someone else has to say it louder
13:35:15 <captain_picard> mirror thing?
13:35:17 <chickens> and then someone else has to say it louder
13:35:21 <simonna> we used to play that on the bus
13:35:23 <DirtyDingo_> tart
13:35:27 <chickens> he had mirrors all around his room
13:35:35 <chickens> cos he preferred looking at himself than the girl he was boning
13:35:41 <captain_picard> lmfao
13:35:41 <simonna> but nah, these ones are just screaming at the top of their lungs
13:35:42 <captain_picard> fag
13:35:45 <chickens> yeah
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13:35:53 <simonna> and the next one in a higher, louder pitch
13:35:53 <captain_picard> simonna throw rocks at them
13:35:56 <simonna> unbelievable
13:35:57 <chickens> ooh
13:36:01 <chickens> thats a good twist, simonna
13:36:16 <DirtyDingo_> simonna go out there and yell at them
13:36:20 <chickens> i'd win for sure
13:36:24 <chickens> the boys would be like
13:36:24 <DirtyDingo_> tell them the dirty dingo will get them
13:36:26 <simonna> not worth the effort
13:36:27 <chickens> "uh.."
13:36:32 <simonna> it's just a matter of time before they get tired
13:36:40 <simonna> the effort required to scream like that is quite alot lol
13:36:52 <DirtyDingo_> do u scream and moan during sex?
13:37:03 <simonna> silence, boy
13:37:08 <simonna> !
13:37:09 <captain_picard> screamers are hot
13:37:14 <chickens> NO
13:37:16 <chickens> THEY AREN'T
13:37:19 <DirtyDingo_> i was with this italian chick and she used to be very vocal when i went down on her
13:37:24 <chickens> everyone else in the house can hear them
13:37:28 <DirtyDingo_> she would moan and squeek
13:37:30 <captain_picard> chickens im guessing yur a moaner
13:37:31 <DirtyDingo_> and squeel
13:37:33 <simonna> and the down side to that is
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13:37:45 <simonna> is everyone can hear when you're pleasing her
13:37:49 <simonna> they can also hear when you fail
13:37:55 <chickens> ahaha
13:38:00 <chickens> captain_picard i am not a moaner, thx
13:38:16 <captain_picard> wat are u then
13:38:24 <DirtyDingo_> i breath realy heavey
13:38:33 <DirtyDingo_> and my face goes all stiff and tight
13:38:37 <chickens> sexually inactive.
13:38:46 <simonna> oh. they've stopped the screaming
13:38:46 <captain_picard> lol
13:38:49 <simonna> didn't take long
13:38:52 <captain_picard> did they cum?
13:38:58 <chickens> =|
13:39:05 <chickens> captain_picard got lost
13:39:07 <chickens> way back
13:39:12 <simonna> yeah
13:39:13 <captain_picard> huh?
13:39:14 <chickens> boys cant multi-conv
13:39:19 <captain_picard> im confused
13:39:22 <simonna> lol
13:39:27 <simonna> point proven, chickens
13:39:58 <captain_picard> im male we can only do one thing at atime
13:40:01 <captain_picard> geeezzz
13:40:10 <DirtyDingo_> i can wank and type
13:40:16 <DirtyDingo_> im doing it now
13:40:16 <captain_picard> oh i can do that
13:40:19 <captain_picard> i am now
13:40:20 <simonna> but neither very well?
13:40:26 <captain_picard> thinking about chickens
13:40:29 <DirtyDingo_> my dick doesnt think so
13:40:37 <DirtyDingo_> it spews and shit when i do it right
13:40:45 <captain_picard> lol
13:40:59 <DirtyDingo_> this sap squirts across the room with great power
13:41:18 <DirtyDingo_> who would like me to put out there fire with my hose?
13:41:25 <captain_picard> no.
13:41:36 <captain_picard> sonia might
13:41:39 <DirtyDingo_> i bet sonia would
13:41:47 <captain_picard> or simonna
13:41:51 <captain_picard> she likes i t
13:41:57 <DirtyDingo_> simonna has a lard arse
13:42:05 <captain_picard> u have seen it?
13:42:12 <DirtyDingo_> no thank christ
13:42:19 <DirtyDingo_> have u?
13:42:20 <captain_picard> well how do u know its lard?
13:42:27 <DirtyDingo_> i know all
13:42:42 <captain_picard> lol ok
13:42:52 <captain_picard> wat size bra does chickens wear then?
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13:43:50 <DirtyDingo_> 11dd
13:44:02 <captain_picard> lol
13:44:05 <DirtyDingo_> thats why she has back aches
13:44:16 <captain_picard> lmfao
13:44:18 * cKy is AFK, housework
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13:44:58 <captain_picard> fuken bored
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13:45:38 <stompin> go fucken fuck something
13:45:53 <captain_picard> oh and its just that easy is it?
13:46:29 <DirtyDingo_> has anyone ever cut a glory hole into a watermellon?
13:46:44 <captain_picard> how can u have a glory hole in a water melon?
13:46:45 * DirtyDingo_ rolls his eyes back with delight
13:47:03 <DirtyDingo_> just make a hole with somthing and the glory is all urs
13:47:10 <captain_picard> isnt a glory hole where u stick yur cock and someone on the other side sucks u
13:47:18 <DirtyDingo_> yes
13:47:26 <DirtyDingo_> thats the kind u find in the gay toilets
13:47:32 <captain_picard> well who u got on the other side of ya melon?
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13:47:45 <DirtyDingo_> soft moist watermellon juice
13:48:08 <captain_picard> siko
13:49:01 <DirtyDingo_> mmmm so wet and tight
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13:51:29 <captain_picard> might go have a sleep
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13:53:54 <captain_picard> Topic is 'Carl: Hey Lenny, how are things working out with you and that girl next door. Lenny: Its over, she got a window shutter.'
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13:56:14 <DirtyDingo_> ive got this sick fucking wog slut on my msn with a photo of her lying next a outline of a body
13:56:46 <captain_picard> lol
13:56:51 <captain_picard> she hot
13:56:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> fuk u
13:57:02 <captain_picard> awww be nice
13:57:53 <captain_picard> :)
13:57:55 <DirtyDingo_> does anyone else in here have her on their msn
13:57:59 <captain_picard> wish i can a msnw hore
13:58:03 <captain_picard> who
13:58:17 <DirtyDingo_> haayat
13:58:49 <captain_picard> wats her ady?
13:58:54 <DirtyDingo_> why does the vagina smell like a taco
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14:01:51 <DirtyDingo_> i can smell sum chicks on their rags
14:02:02 <Sonia> :/
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14:04:54 <captain_picard> sonia
14:06:38 <DirtyDingo_> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=95104237
14:06:44 <DirtyDingo_> thats the dead girl
14:06:49 <DirtyDingo_> she was murderd by her sister
14:06:52 <captain_picard> <lara> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=287jbk4&s=4
14:07:12 <DirtyDingo_> she wanted to die in a spray of bullets but she was stabed in teh throat
14:10:18 <Sonia> captain_picard
14:10:24 <Sonia> why am I looking at this pic ?
14:10:45 <captain_picard> no idea
14:10:47 <DirtyDingo_> wat was the sisters name that killed her
14:10:53 <DirtyDingo_> i want to look at her myspace
14:13:06 * BlackDevil pokes Sonia
14:13:55 <Impaler> hi Sonia
14:13:57 <Impaler> :)
14:14:56 <DirtyDingo_> Kathleen Worrall
14:15:02 <DirtyDingo_> thats the murdering sister
14:15:52 <captain_picard> see they found that britt chic
14:15:54 <+realist> We should care, because?
14:16:18 <captain_picard> its the right thing to do
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14:17:15 <captain_picard> uniqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
14:19:00 * captain_picard slaps unique around a bit with a large trout
14:19:30 * captain_picard slaps DirtyDingo_ around a bit with a large trout
14:20:38 <captain_picard> bye fuckers
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14:21:17 <Fred-Bear> hi
14:21:33 <Fred-Bear> Sonia are you watching bathurst
14:21:39 <Fred-Bear> winterbottom is losing
14:21:48 <Fred-Bear> he drives a ford
14:22:21 <stompin> murphy / jr are going to win
14:22:38 <DirtyDingo_> i wonder if the dead girl ever chated here
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14:26:34 <SusanWorrall> hello where am i?
14:26:39 <SusanWorrall> i dont know where i am
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14:27:03 <SusanWorrall> anyone?
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14:33:18 <+realist> Feels like I'm being paid to sit here and watch this.
14:34:22 <unique> Zomg my cousins lil baby has been tested and is deaf :(
14:36:29 <unique> Cruel world!
14:36:35 * unique punches realist in the face
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14:43:08 <+realist> That bored?
14:43:41 <+realist> Sesh_: how'd your thing go at the hospital?
14:44:04 <Sesh_> yeah good
14:44:08 <Sesh_> noisy but good
14:44:47 <Sesh_> oh, but they made me listen to robbie williams :/
14:44:52 <Sesh_> that was bad
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14:45:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> robbie = gay
14:45:43 <Sesh_> i reckon
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14:46:22 <wots_ur_cupsize> ?
14:46:24 <Sesh_> lol
14:46:27 <Sesh_> sif
14:46:35 * Sonia stomps her foot
14:46:41 <wots_ur_cupsize> he sings like a girl
14:46:52 * Sonia gets her fist ready
14:46:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> an dresses like a fgt
14:47:04 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
14:47:12 <wots_ur_cupsize> more like your wooden spoon
14:47:21 <Sesh_> i couldn't do anything about it anyway, captive audience
14:47:29 <Sesh_> surely they must have seen my distress
14:47:40 <Sonia> they didn't care
14:47:41 <Sonia> !
14:47:55 <Sesh_> clearly :(
14:48:00 <Sesh_> 3 songs in a row
14:48:04 <rachie> why did u have to go to the hospital
14:48:20 <Sesh_> i had to have a scan
14:48:29 <Sonia> woo
14:48:35 <Sonia> maybe I should go have one
14:48:40 <Sonia> I like Robbie
14:48:42 <Sesh_> they make you get naked
14:48:46 <Sonia> Williams that is
14:48:48 <rachie> what for?
14:48:49 <Sonia> NOT YOU
14:48:52 <Sesh_> lol
14:48:55 <Sesh_> sif call me robbie
14:48:57 * Sonia pouts
14:49:01 <Sesh_> only my rellies do that
14:49:10 <Sesh_> for fun rachie :P
14:49:12 <Sonia> I'm practically related to you
14:49:16 <rachie> ahh yeah that's normal
14:49:17 <rachie> LOL
14:49:23 <Sonia> I'm going to marry your cat
14:49:26 <Sesh_> no
14:49:27 <Sonia> so it's close enough
14:49:28 <Sesh_> way
14:49:33 <rachie> LOL
14:49:35 <Sesh_> he is gay
14:49:43 <rachie> Will there be children in this marriage?
14:49:59 <Sonia> no kids
14:50:04 <Sesh_> just kittens
14:50:12 <Sonia> cute flurry kittens
14:50:16 <Sonia> with my human head
14:50:20 <Sesh_> lol flurry
14:50:31 <Sonia> kinda like the greyhound on Family Guy
14:50:35 <Sonia> haha
14:50:37 <Sesh_> haahaha
14:50:45 <stompin> ok
14:50:47 <Sonia> I'm typing like a Swedish exchange student today
14:50:53 <Sesh_> ja
14:50:56 <Sonia> I think it's all the caek
14:51:01 <Sesh_> CAEK
14:51:03 <Sonia> my fingers are getting tubby nao
14:52:11 <rachie> my brother tried to talk me into having sex with his virgin friend and he'll pay me while i was drunk last night LOL :<
14:52:40 <rachie> I dont even know if i could put a price on that LOL
14:54:09 <Sonia> so you did it for free ?
14:54:15 <Sonia> that's what I call charity
14:54:23 <Sonia> bless your cotton socks
14:54:27 <rachie> No I didnt do it
14:54:28 <rachie> :<
14:54:37 <Sesh_> pff
14:55:17 <rachie> Supposedly his dad and brother want to give money as well
14:55:20 <rachie> for him to lose his virginity
14:55:21 <rachie> LOL
14:55:24 <rachie> 21 and a virgin
14:55:27 <Sesh_> goddamn
14:55:30 <Sesh_> he must be bad
14:55:53 Nick: CooL`DuDe is now known as URMYB8
14:56:35 * realist gently pulls Sonia's hair
14:56:36 <rachie> lol
14:56:42 <rachie> hes really annoying
14:57:00 <Sesh_> so am i but i still got laid way before 21
14:57:01 <Sonia> :/
14:57:21 <rachie> hes got a huge crush on me for what reason i dont know im such a bitch to him
14:57:22 <rachie> :(
14:57:28 <Sesh_> thats prolly why
14:57:34 <Sesh_> be nice to him and he will fuck off
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14:58:30 <rachie> nah
14:58:35 <rachie> if im nice to him he does the same
14:59:08 <+realist> Cold hearted bitch.
14:59:17 * rachie sighs
14:59:35 <Sesh_> lol
14:59:40 <Sesh_> okkkk
14:59:45 <Sesh_> well just root him
14:59:47 <Sesh_> then he will go away
14:59:49 <+realist> Just let him sex you, he only wants what he can't have
14:59:53 <Sesh_> yeah
14:59:56 <+realist> Sesh_: exactly
15:00:07 <rachie> LOL
15:00:15 <rachie> he is waiting for "the one"
15:00:19 <rachie> so probably not a good idea
15:00:19 <rachie> LOL
15:00:23 <+realist> Just close your eyes, it'll be all over in 2min
15:00:30 <rachie> lol
15:00:36 <DirtyDingo_> rachie wanna fuck?
15:00:39 <+realist> "the one"?
15:00:49 <+realist> You and I know there's no such thing.
15:00:51 <Sesh_> i waited for 'the ones'
15:00:53 <Sesh_> :D
15:00:57 <+realist> Time for you to burst his bubble.
15:01:06 <Sesh_> or cherry
15:01:11 <Sesh_> depending on how you look at it
15:01:13 <+realist> Think of yourself, as a messenger of TRUTH.
15:01:15 <rachie> THATS NOT MY NAMEEEEEE
15:01:15 * realist laughs
15:01:20 <Sesh_> lmao
15:01:23 <rachie> noone will be able to convince me
15:01:25 <rachie> lol
15:01:32 <+realist> rachie: is he that bad?
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15:01:37 <Sesh_> @mp3 The Ting Tings - Thats Not My Name.mp3 (8.24MB 128kbps Stereo 9:00)
15:01:40 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v Special-Kel
15:01:41 <Sesh_> hai kel o/
15:01:54 <Special-Kel> i did it again
15:02:00 <Special-Kel> i thought today was Sunday
15:02:05 <Special-Kel> =/
15:02:07 <+realist> mixy has a weird highlight happening
15:02:23 <DirtyDingo_> kel are u horny
15:02:27 <+realist> Special-Kel: you went to an empty Church service again?
15:02:30 <Special-Kel> DirtyDingo_, very
15:02:33 <Sesh_> yeah i reckon
15:02:34 <Sesh_> rachie
15:02:57 <rachie> huh
15:02:59 <rachie> LOL
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15:03:03 <+realist> Special-Kel: I love your american accent.
15:03:04 <DirtyDingo_> wanna talk about sucking my penis in private?
15:03:11 <Sesh_> why when i said your name before i got stupid shit from mixy lol
15:03:17 <Sesh_> man i am tripping
15:03:25 <Special-Kel> realist, no i got up late like 11
15:03:35 <Special-Kel> i dont have an accent
15:03:39 <+realist> Special-Kel: only to realise you should be at work?
15:03:49 <Special-Kel> i dont work
15:03:57 <+realist> I've done that on Friday before, thinking it was Caturday
15:04:07 * cKy is back from housework. I was gone for 1hr 19mins
15:04:15 <+realist> Special-Kel: why not?
15:04:23 <Special-Kel> still studying
15:04:27 <+realist> cKy: clean my house nao
15:04:37 <cKy> realist - gtfo
15:04:40 <+realist> Special-Kel: 'still', how long have you been studying?
15:05:34 <DirtyDingo_> my cock is throbing
15:05:38 <+realist> cKy: are you having visitors?
15:05:50 <cKy> yes realist
15:06:09 <Special-Kel> realist, feels like forever. im going to take a break when im done.
15:06:40 <+realist> Special-Kel: what do you study?
15:07:30 <DirtyDingo_> the penis
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15:09:19 <rachie> ew i saw a mouse :(
15:09:23 <rachie> we have already caught 6
15:09:26 <rachie> yuckyyy
15:09:38 <DirtyDingo_> yuk ur dirty
15:09:45 <rachie> so is your face
15:09:46 <DirtyDingo_> only dirty people have mice
15:09:49 <rachie> they were here when we moved in
15:09:51 <rachie> fagbreath
15:09:52 <rachie> lol
15:09:54 <DirtyDingo_> dirty pig
15:09:57 <rachie> and we are trying to eliminate them
15:10:00 <rachie> one by one
15:10:04 <rachie> eat shit
15:10:13 <rachie> lol
15:10:14 <DirtyDingo_> ur filthy
15:10:19 <rachie> yeah ok
15:10:29 <rachie> are you handicapped?
15:10:30 <DirtyDingo_> wanna talk to me in pm?
15:10:37 <rachie> lol
15:10:37 <rachie> wtf
15:10:52 <DirtyDingo_> wanna talk about my cock and how i want to rickle u with it under ur armpit?
15:10:59 <DirtyDingo_> tickle
15:11:35 <rachie> boring
15:11:44 <DirtyDingo_> are u horny?
15:11:52 <Sesh_> heh rickle
15:12:46 * cKy is AFK, shops
15:14:08 <DirtyDingo_> i wanna lick sonias arsehole
15:14:34 <Sonia> :/
15:14:57 <DirtyDingo_> sonia can we get married oneday
15:15:28 <Sonia> hell no
15:15:52 <DirtyDingo_> aww
15:17:12 <Fred-Bear> Sonia winterbottom is 6th
15:17:25 * Fred-Bear puts a holdens rule sticker on sonia
15:17:35 <DirtyDingo_> summer bottoms are hotter
15:17:39 <Sonia> that's only the shootout
15:17:50 <Sonia> tomorrow is all I care about
15:17:51 <Fred-Bear> holden will win the race
15:17:59 <Sonia> we'll see
15:18:00 <DirtyDingo_> sonia do u like basketball
15:18:01 <Fred-Bear> the mighty lion will roar once more
15:18:06 <Sonia> DirtyDingo_: No
15:18:24 <Fred-Bear> brock will come back, and brock will win the race
15:18:36 <Fred-Bear> on the 3rd day brock rose from the tomb
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15:18:42 <Married_Guy_33> hi all
15:18:44 <Fred-Bear> the lions roared
15:18:47 <Married_Guy_33> http://sydney.gumtree.com.au/c-ActivateAd?AdId=79925504&Guid=11ce9ecb-0ad0-a0e6-5631-5561ffffc310
15:18:51 <DirtyDingo_> u should like it sonia
15:18:55 <DirtyDingo_> its the best game
15:19:02 <Married_Guy_33> thats me ,,,,i know its risky to add it
15:19:19 <Fred-Bear> Sonia, have you ever worn a "petticoat" and if so what the hell is one
15:19:20 <Sonia> brock is full of splinters
15:19:32 <Special-Kel> what should i do tonight?
15:19:49 <Sesh_> :o
15:19:53 <Sesh_> nasty
15:19:55 <DirtyDingo_> give me gobby
15:19:58 <Married_Guy_33> u think
15:20:03 <Sonia> Fred-Bear: No, I haven't. It's a satin dress/slip that you put on underneath a dress, usually a kinda sheer dress so ppl can't see your bits
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15:20:14 <Fred-Bear> brocks ashes where cast into the engine blocks of the holden race engines
15:20:14 <Sesh_> Sonia wears a farthingale
15:20:17 <Sesh_> hawtness
15:20:24 <Sonia> Sesh_: URMUM
15:20:29 <Sesh_> she wears a bustle
15:20:30 <Sesh_> der
15:20:36 <+realist> Special-Kel: take me out to a ball game.
15:20:49 <Fred-Bear> Sonia, whats a farthingale lol?
15:20:59 <Sesh_> realist you prolly shouldn;t have your hand down the front of your pants when you say that
15:21:46 <Fred-Bear> ford race drivers must wear farthingales
15:21:59 <Fred-Bear> and probably frilly knickers
15:22:06 <+realist> Sesh_: was it that obvious?
15:22:13 <Sesh_> a little :)
15:22:19 <Special-Kel> Sonia wears a girdle
15:22:27 Quit: rachie ([email protected]) Quit: blow me
15:22:27 <Sonia> sif there is one big enough for me
15:22:41 <Fred-Bear> sonia wears a cap sometimes, when she is trying to be "sporty"
15:23:07 <Fred-Bear> i feel like strudle
15:23:17 <Fred-Bear> apple or cherry strudle
15:23:17 <DirtyDingo_> whats that white stuff on ur cap sonia?
15:23:24 <Fred-Bear> snow
15:23:30 <Fred-Bear> shes from melb
15:23:34 <Sonia> I don't wear caps :|
15:24:14 <stompin> ok
15:24:33 <Sesh_> only nipple tassels
15:24:47 <Sesh_> do the circles again
15:24:57 <tomas> ToMAS Mp� - Eskimo - Tourminator [07:12m/224Kbps/44KHz
15:25:39 <Sonia> nah, no circles
15:25:45 <Sonia> someone ruined my day
15:26:00 <Sesh_> damn them to hell
15:26:18 <Special-Kel> Sonia wears a beanie and gangster jeans dropped to show her THUG LIFE tatt over her stomach
15:26:37 <Sonia> you can't see it, my blubber hangs over it
15:26:46 <PadingtonBear> lmaooooooooooooo @ Special-Kel
15:26:51 <PadingtonBear> dumb bitch
15:26:53 <PadingtonBear> looollll
15:27:03 <Special-Kel> PadingtonBear, fuck you too, guy.
15:27:30 <DirtyDingo_> sonia have u ever been out in public with sperm on ur face?
15:27:33 <PadingtonBear> Special-Kel take me down bitch
15:27:34 <PadingtonBear> loooollll
15:27:38 <PadingtonBear> dumb little mole
15:27:40 <PadingtonBear> lul
15:28:30 <Sonia> DirtyDingo_: No :/
15:28:38 <Sesh_> lollll
15:29:01 <DirtyDingo_> have u ever sucked cock and been out in public with out brushing ur teeth?
15:29:32 Quit: tomas ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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15:30:56 <DirtyDingo_> with a fishy mouth
15:31:37 <DirtyDingo_> ?
15:32:34 <Sonia> yuk :/
15:33:18 <DirtyDingo_> yum
15:34:22 <DirtyDingo_> after ive eatin my own sperm i get a real fishy taste in my mouth like ive just eatin prawns
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15:36:13 <unique> Hrmm
15:37:13 * Sonia waves at Sonic
15:37:29 * Sonic waves to Sonia
15:37:37 <Sonic> 0/
15:37:38 <cradel> wigs
15:37:43 <Sonia> I almost tabbed to my own name
15:37:50 <unique> I had to re-read that, i thought you were waving to yourself :S
15:37:52 <Sonia> now I understand why others do it so often
15:38:14 <Sonic> :)
15:38:38 <Special-Kel> Sonia, we need to exchange words
15:38:53 <Sonic> hehe
15:38:54 <DirtyDingo_> i hope u have ur docket
15:39:00 <Sonic> lol yeah
15:39:10 <Sonia> You said that yesterday, but fail to produce your proof of purchase
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15:40:09 <Fred-Bear> Sonia do you use white glo teeth whitening?
15:40:39 <Sonia> nope
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15:40:58 <Fred-Bear> Sonia is like a big sister
15:41:18 <Sonia> o_O
15:41:37 <Fred-Bear> she always answers my silly questions
15:41:38 <Fred-Bear> :)
15:41:48 <Sesh_> i have a big sister and she doesn't do that
15:41:50 <Sesh_> :/
15:41:53 <Sesh_> ripped off
15:42:35 <DirtyDingo_> if i had a sister like sonia i would engadge in incest
15:42:42 <Sonia> :\
15:43:48 <Cars0n1> if i had a sister like jessica alba i would too
15:44:46 <Cars0n1> and i'd sell the tape for 100 million
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15:45:59 <Sonia> she recently had a baby, didn't she ?
15:46:34 <DirtyDingo_> yer its mine
15:46:39 <unique> Lmfao.
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15:47:16 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v WhoMadeWho
15:47:17 <Sonia> I didn't realise she gave birth to a camel
15:47:23 <Sonia> congrats to her
15:47:39 <stompin> lol
15:47:40 <DirtyDingo_> u luv my humps dont u sonia
15:48:11 * Sonia shudders
15:48:51 * DirtyDingo_ shivers with orgasm
15:49:33 Quit: Sonic ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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15:54:28 <Special-Kel> DirtyDingo_, are you specially challenged?
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15:55:08 <DirtyDingo_> challenged by wat?
15:55:19 <DirtyDingo_> spirits?
15:55:25 <Sesh_> Special-Kel: that's a yes
15:55:55 <DirtyDingo_> she wasnt asking u sesh
15:56:05 <DirtyDingo_> even though we know ur a special boy
15:56:24 <Sesh_> PETHALLLL
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15:59:17 <Special-Kel> no concentrate no added sugar no preservatives
16:00:12 <DirtyDingo_> Special-Kel stares at the orange juice bottle just becoz it says concentrate
16:00:43 <DirtyDingo_> becoz ur a stupid bitch arent u kel
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16:02:30 <Special-Kel> DirtyDingo_, dumb like you wouldnt believe
16:03:36 Quit: tomas ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:04:26 <DirtyDingo_> wanna lick the ejaculate of the end of my knob?
16:05:17 <Sesh_> wanna get a new routine?
16:05:33 <Sesh_> seen this show a billionty times
16:06:27 <DirtyDingo_> change the chan
16:07:25 <Sesh_> nou
16:08:11 <DirtyDingo_> wheres kittles
16:08:21 <Sonia> she's under my desk
16:08:25 <DirtyDingo_> and why is her name kara but she tells everyone her name is shona
16:08:27 <DirtyDingo_> ?
16:08:51 <Sesh_> lol
16:08:57 <Sesh_> maybe it's geoff
16:09:17 <DirtyDingo_> that would turn me on even more
16:09:28 <unique> Pfft who uses real names on here.
16:09:32 <unique> My names actually Dennis.
16:09:49 <Sesh_> <- morag
16:09:56 <Sonia> Gary here
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16:10:07 <Sonia> lol@morag
16:10:10 <unique> Omg, i so knew there was something up with that rob... rob just doesn't suit.
16:10:15 <unique> Knew it.
16:10:15 <Awkwardness> aye Sonia, erynn
16:10:17 <Sesh_> ;)
16:10:22 <Sonia> Hi Awkwardness
16:10:26 <unique> Hi... Awkwardness person
16:10:32 * Awkwardness tips hat
16:10:35 <Awkwardness> how r u two?
16:10:47 <unique> I'm good. Who are you?
16:10:48 <unique> Lol.
16:10:54 <Awkwardness> lol
16:10:55 <DirtyDingo_> sonia can i see ur belly
16:10:56 <Awkwardness> who u think?
16:11:04 <Sonia> Me - http://lh6.ggpht.com/fisherwy/SBM-EzmHWxI/AAAAAAAAOp8/iiGSZrPB7Co/Russian%20woman%20Natalya%20M%20belly%20fat%20picture%5B3%5D.jpg
16:11:07 <Sonia> there you go
16:11:14 <unique> I don't know.
16:11:19 Nick: Awkwardness is now known as Drunkard
16:11:22 <Sonia> ahh
16:11:25 <Drunkard> :P
16:11:26 <Sonia> Drunkard :)
16:11:30 <unique> OH. Juff.
16:11:34 Mode: (by Sonia) +v Drunkard
16:11:38 <Drunkard> cheers hun
16:11:39 <Sonia> why didn't you say so !
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16:11:47 <Drunkard> i like a bit of fun b4 revealing?
16:11:48 <Drunkard> heh
16:11:56 <Drunkard> but i didnt last long this time..
16:11:59 <unique> You and your randoms nicks.
16:12:04 <DirtyDingo_> sonia that is so hot
16:12:05 <Sonia> lol
16:12:10 <Sonia> thanks DirtyDingo_
16:12:14 <DirtyDingo_> wanna talk filth in pm now
16:12:17 <Drunkard> Sonia, kiss my hand better :( i got forked haha
16:12:18 <Sonia> eww
16:12:19 <Sonia> no
16:12:21 <DirtyDingo_> u gave me a stiffy
16:12:32 <DirtyDingo_> cum on whisper somthing dirty in my ear
16:13:11 * Drunkard whispers "turd" in DirtyDingo_'s ear
16:13:12 <DirtyDingo_> tell me that u want to swish my sperm around in ur mouth
16:14:11 <Drunkard> .... anywho.
16:14:11 <Drunkard> wat planned for ur weekend erynn, sonia?
16:14:16 <Sonia> DirtyDingo_: I'd like you to gargle your own semen
16:14:33 <DirtyDingo_> yum
16:14:33 <Sonia> Drunkard: it's my birthday tomorrow, but no plans
16:14:37 <DirtyDingo_> then wanna kiss me?
16:14:42 <Drunkard> oo. Happy Birthday for tommorow :D xx
16:15:19 <Sonia> eww hell no DirtyDingo_
16:15:24 <Sonia> thanks Drunkard :)
16:15:43 Quit: tomas ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:15:58 <Drunkard> why no plans tho...
16:16:00 <Drunkard> its ur bday :S
16:16:26 <Sonia> when you get old, it's just another day
16:16:31 <Sonia> and bathurst is on
16:16:31 <Drunkard> same as xmas
16:16:32 <Sonia> :)
16:16:54 <Drunkard> cool
16:17:31 <DirtyDingo_> sonia dont worrie ill go down on u for ur bday
16:17:42 <Sonia> lol sif
16:17:46 <Drunkard> haha
16:17:49 <Drunkard> after me.
16:17:49 <Drunkard> jk
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16:18:16 <DirtyDingo_> u know i want to sonia
16:18:35 <Sonia> a penis ?
16:18:46 <Sonia> oh I misread
16:20:24 <DirtyDingo_> sonia do u feel more horny now ur older than when u was a tennager
16:20:37 <Drunkard> fk irc hasnt changed
16:20:38 <Sonia> I think this might be my queue to leave
16:20:51 <+realist> So you're 30 tomorrow?
16:21:56 Nick: Sonia is now known as SoniaNotHere
16:22:02 <SoniaNotHere> 29
16:22:05 <SoniaNotHere> bai o/
16:22:12 <Drunkard> later Sonia. nice chattin again xx
16:22:16 <Drunkard> happy bday again for tomoz
16:22:22 <DirtyDingo_> luv ya sonia
16:22:22 <SoniaNotHere> cheers :)
16:22:48 <Sesh_> who wants to go and scrub some white wheels for me
16:22:51 <Sesh_> go on
16:22:55 <Sesh_> you know you want to
16:22:56 <unique> Pfft.
16:23:05 <Sesh_> oh erynn
16:23:13 <unique> Oh?
16:23:13 <Sesh_> i'm selling my new rims too
16:23:17 <Sesh_> lol
16:23:18 <unique> new ones?
16:23:20 <unique> Why?
16:23:21 <Sesh_> yeah
16:23:23 <Sesh_> changed my mind
16:23:26 <Sesh_> wanna go wider
16:23:26 <unique> Oh ok
16:23:30 <unique> Lol fair enough
16:23:46 <Sesh_> now i'm chasing stockies lol
16:23:50 <+realist> Sonia's finally going to clean her house.
16:23:53 <Sesh_> i sold a set 6 months ago too :/
16:24:02 <unique> Don't get me started on cars though, cos like.. i'll start talking about how freaking awesome i am again.
16:24:07 <Sesh_> yeah same :
16:24:10 <Sesh_> :/
16:24:37 <unique> I am the best auto elec ever.
16:24:39 <Impaler> Sesh
16:24:42 <Impaler> get the new family guy
16:24:44 <Impaler> its funny as
16:24:46 <+realist> unique: I hate auto elec, do mine.
16:24:50 <Sesh_> Impaler: ok
16:24:51 <Impaler> season 7 episode 2
16:24:53 <+realist> I'm not small enough.
16:24:58 <unique> Like, no kidding. I'm genius.
16:25:01 <Sesh_> i hate electrics too after all the crap i did :/
16:25:04 <+realist> To fit inside cares.
16:25:06 <Sesh_> yeah
16:25:08 <+realist> cars.
16:25:09 <Sesh_> little hands etc
16:25:17 <+realist> I'm 6'7
16:25:26 <Sesh_> hah
16:25:29 <Sesh_> suffer!
16:25:34 <+realist> Doing auto elec, forces me into impossible contortions
16:25:39 <unique> And he drives a little box of a car
16:25:41 <unique> Would look so funny
16:25:48 <Sesh_> lol yeah
16:25:49 <Sesh_> omg
16:25:52 <unique> But anyway... my passenger side window broke.
16:25:52 <+realist> unique: it's only temporary
16:25:54 <Sesh_> you drive a matiz yeaH?
16:25:58 * realist nods
16:26:01 <Sesh_> ahaha
16:26:08 <Sesh_> like the dude off the simpsons
16:26:08 <+realist> I blew the motor in it
16:26:10 <Sesh_> in the vw
16:26:24 <+realist> VW beetle is bigger than this thing
16:26:24 <Sesh_> in the matiz?
16:26:29 <+realist> Ja
16:26:35 <Sesh_> new motor = $100?
16:26:37 <+realist> Wasn't difficult to do
16:26:40 <Sesh_> oh
16:26:42 <unique> My car is roomier than a matiz.
16:26:42 <Sesh_> fixed it?
16:27:04 <+realist> Did you know they had a /plastic/ manifold
16:27:15 <Sesh_> euw lol
16:27:18 <Sesh_> i do now
16:27:20 <DirtyDingo_> this chick was showing me photos of when she was little and i said to her Jesus christ wat happend to u you was such a cutie
16:27:24 <Sesh_> makes sense i guess, cheap
16:27:33 <+realist> They're the biggest peice of shit
16:27:44 <Sesh_> ah well
16:27:47 <Sesh_> transport
16:27:48 <+realist> I've ever had the pleasure of driving
16:27:56 <Sesh_> you should flog it and get yourself a ke70
16:28:02 <unique> Sesh_...
16:28:03 <Sesh_> or an old rwd car
16:28:09 <Sesh_> erynn
16:28:18 <unique> :)
16:28:38 <+realist> Nah, just going to fix it, and keep driving it to work
16:28:49 <+realist> Only costs $20/week in petrol
16:29:11 <+realist> Still undecided what car to buy
16:29:16 <Sesh_> LOL erynn
16:29:18 <Sesh_> auto elec?
16:29:20 <Sesh_> HAHAHA
16:29:23 <Sesh_> nice work
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16:29:32 <unique> ;p
16:29:37 <Sesh_> sif fix a matiz
16:29:41 <Sesh_> let it die dude
16:29:44 <Sesh_> move on
16:29:48 <Sesh_> :~)
16:29:55 <unique> Just above the bottom speaker on the door...
16:30:05 <unique> I'm a bit awesome like that.
16:30:11 <Sesh_> lol thats the best 'fix' ever
16:30:23 <Sesh_> so many people are gonna trash their doors now
16:30:25 <Sesh_> :D
16:30:27 <unique> Hahaha.
16:30:36 <unique> No, it's a common prob.. more so in 2004 models.
16:30:41 <Sesh_> trims are piss easy to get off anyway
16:30:43 <Sesh_> soft!
16:30:52 <Sesh_> 4 clips and 2 screws
16:30:53 <unique> Arr yeah but would be replacement of the motor etc
16:30:55 <Sesh_> if that
16:31:01 <Sesh_> just jiggle shit
16:31:04 <unique> And i don't have that $$$
16:31:08 <Sesh_> its prolly coming unplugged
16:31:09 <unique> No, it's not like that.. Lol.
16:31:10 <+realist> Sesh_: I still need a car, and fixing it is cheaper than a replacement
16:31:22 <Sesh_> ehh true realist
16:31:27 <DirtyDingo_> eryn baby
16:31:28 <Sesh_> pity its a matiz lol
16:31:36 * realist shrugs
16:31:43 <+realist> Worst car I've ever driven
16:31:49 <unique> Sesh_... read that forum topic from the start..
16:31:56 <Sesh_> worst car i drove was a wb ute
16:32:10 <+realist> Nah, they're awesome.
16:32:15 <Sesh_> not this one lol
16:32:27 <unique> Well, just scan over it, see how many people have fixed it like that... instead of going and spending $$.
16:32:28 <unique> Lol.
16:32:38 <Sesh_> haha yeah
16:32:39 <Drunkard> cya erynn
16:32:41 <Sesh_> i'm looking
16:32:47 <+realist> Bashing it with a rubber mallet?
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16:33:08 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
16:33:12 <wots_ur_cupsize> wbs aint too bad
16:33:21 <wots_ur_cupsize> lil fag vans the worst
16:33:23 <Sesh_> the only things i bash in my car are vibrating bits of trim, but i've given up since its been lowered more
16:33:29 <Sesh_> just turn the music up instead
16:33:35 <wots_ur_cupsize> feel like u drivin an esky
16:33:39 <Sesh_> this wb was horrible
16:33:48 <Sesh_> had a gearbox like a truck
16:33:50 <unique> realist, it worked.
16:33:53 <unique> And was recommended.
16:33:54 <unique> Lmao.
16:33:59 <Sesh_> 12" wide rims on the front and no power steering
16:34:16 <unique> Even if it is only a temp fix... it might give me a few months and by then i'll have more regular income.
16:34:26 <Sesh_> yeah window modules are pricey
16:34:27 <unique> So the cost will be irrelevant.
16:34:33 <Sesh_> i'd be scanning forums etc
16:34:40 <unique> I just can't afford it atm.
16:34:47 <Sesh_> any bmw wreckers have them yet or too new?
16:34:56 <unique> So.. it's working. It'll do for now.
16:34:59 <Sesh_> actually
16:35:03 <Sesh_> any bmw wreckers?
16:35:12 <unique> Umm i'm having enough trouble trying to get an aerial from a wreckers..
16:35:21 <Sesh_> ah fair enough
16:35:22 <unique> Let alone finding anything else
16:35:56 <+realist> Sesh_: sounds like my torana
16:36:11 <unique> I refuse to pay $279 for something that screws onto the top of my car and makes it look like an r/c car.
16:36:19 <Sesh_> how the crap can you drive like that
16:36:28 <Sesh_> whoah $279
16:36:33 <stompin> what car?
16:36:47 <unique> Yeah, i laughed in the guys face at the bmw dealership here.
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16:36:53 <stompin> hahahahaha
16:36:57 <stompin> bmw parts r rip off
16:36:58 <Sesh_> what happened to the old one?
16:37:10 <Sesh_> oh wait
16:37:16 <Sesh_> you told me i think
16:37:18 <Sesh_> garage?
16:37:20 <unique> Oh i was in a hurry to reverse out of the garage and the door wasn't up enough.
16:37:23 <Sesh_> yeah
16:37:25 <Sesh_> damn :/
16:37:27 <unique> Took my aerial with it.
16:37:27 <unique> Lmao.
16:38:09 <Sesh_> yeah i bent the one on my rx7 doing that
16:38:23 <Sesh_> luckily the more i lower this car the less chance i have of it happening
16:38:25 <unique> I just farted and it sounded like an air compressor XD
16:38:29 <Sesh_> oh hawt
16:39:15 <+realist> I'm glad you feel comfortable enough with us to share that.
16:39:23 <unique> Of course.
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16:40:11 <Sesh_> ok i guess i better go get it over with
16:40:23 <Sesh_> back later o/
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16:40:30 <unique> I should call bmw wreckers in melb huh
16:40:36 <unique> Hrmm might gooooogle.
16:40:41 <+realist> Yes, yes you should.
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16:41:39 <cradel> do u wanna spend the night with chopper
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16:42:20 <cradel> come and knock me fucken out
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17:10:19 <WhoMadeWho> ill come and knock you out
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17:10:33 <WhoMadeWho> ill slap you across the facial cheeks with whole tuna
17:10:53 <cradel> no
17:10:54 <cradel> wrong
17:11:08 <WhoMadeWho> yes
17:11:09 <WhoMadeWho> correct
17:11:21 <cradel> no fag
17:11:23 <cradel> wrong
17:11:42 <WhoMadeWho> up fuck the hole in your face that makes words
17:12:08 <cradel> stop the talking
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17:12:43 <cradel> glassy
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17:18:50 <bron> god
17:18:55 * wots_ur_cupsize slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
17:19:05 <bron> some ppl make me want to stab myself in the face so i can lose control of my car and smash into them and prove a godamn point
17:19:09 <WhoMadeWho> yes bron, you called ?
17:19:21 <bron> i swear when ur pulling out into a street and the nearest car is 500 metres away IT IS SAFE TO TURN
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17:20:23 * [trix] throws a shoe at WhoMadeWho
17:20:44 <WhoMadeWho> trix is here
17:20:57 <[trix]> yessm
17:21:02 <Brons_Hubby> bron: maybee u should tailgate em
17:21:06 <WhoMadeWho> history has been made
17:21:11 <WhoMadeWho> where is my calendar
17:21:14 <[trix]> :P
17:21:17 <WhoMadeWho> i must scribe upon it
17:21:26 <WhoMadeWho> first time trix spoke to me first
17:21:35 <[trix]> lol
17:21:35 <WhoMadeWho> must record this momentus occasion
17:21:47 <[trix]> well you're easily pleased :P
17:21:53 <WhoMadeWho> i am
17:21:58 <WhoMadeWho> i live a simple life
17:22:12 <Brons_Hubby> lol
17:22:31 <bron> i dont tail gate its dangerous
17:22:41 <bron> but i was right behind this faggot turning at a t intersection
17:22:45 <bron> and he wouldnt turn
17:22:59 <bron> the cars were ages away n he would wait for 1 to pass then thered be a car another 500ms down the road he would wait
17:23:03 <bron> i honked the horn abillion times
17:23:16 <bron> then went around him n sped off n did a massive burnout unintentionally like a fuckin sick bitch
17:23:19 <bron> but i didnt mean it
17:23:26 <bron> left him in my smoke though
17:23:28 <Brons_Hubby> lol
17:23:28 <bron> so im happy with that
17:23:29 <WhoMadeWho> bron does a road rage incident
17:23:30 <Brons_Hubby> its ok
17:23:42 <Brons_Hubby> bron: dont tailgate me when im driving :p
17:23:46 <bron> i dont tailgate.
17:23:56 <bron> when ppl tailgate me it makes me purposely slow down
17:23:59 <bron> so i dont tail gate
17:24:13 <Brons_Hubby> lol good :P
17:24:33 <bron> where the hell are services
17:24:38 <Brons_Hubby> when i was at the car reck today i sar this kenworth tailgating this laser im like lollll
17:24:49 <bron> lol
17:24:51 <bron> truck
17:24:59 <bron> i hate tailgating trucks they piss me off more than cars
17:25:07 <bron> cos i dont see trucks as having drivers
17:25:10 <bron> i just see trucks as big monsters
17:25:17 <bron> that dont give a shit about anyone else
17:25:20 <bron> n they control themselves
17:25:25 <Brons_Hubby> lol well do the speed and we wont need to tailgate
17:25:31 <Sonic> bron ur point is?
17:25:32 <Sonic> bron ur point is?
17:25:32 <bron> i know
17:25:39 <Sonic> bron ur point is?
17:25:42 <bron> Sonic youre repeating because...?
17:25:59 <Sonic> i dont GET ur point
17:26:04 <Sonic> and im laggng
17:26:06 <bron> im not speaking to you
17:26:12 <Brons_Hubby> bron: i hate the most is someone doing under the speedlimit and they cant keep it the same
17:26:16 <bron> and youre not allowed to repeat sweetie pie
17:26:22 <Sonic> ur speaking in front of me
17:26:23 <bron> yeah i hate under the limit
17:26:28 <bron> and u have to break cos they speed up back to the limit
17:26:30 <bron> n then slow down again
17:27:09 <bron> sonic not everyone has a point, sometimes things are said just for conversations sake, and not everything is aimed at you
17:27:10 <Brons_Hubby> i just overtake and im like get off the road gook
17:27:11 <bron> thanks
17:27:16 <bron> yeah theyre always asian
17:27:17 <bron> or indian
17:27:23 <bron> ppl in the overtaking lane
17:27:28 <bron> doing 3kms over the speed limit
17:27:29 <bron> fuck off
17:27:32 <bron> move the fuck over cunt
17:27:39 <bron> i highbeam u 20 thousand times u still dont move over
17:27:43 <bron> i want to shoot u in the face
17:27:44 <Brons_Hubby> lol
17:27:51 <Sonic> lmao so your saying your convos has no point to them
17:27:55 <G-F-CKY--RS-LF> � :Random Quote:� <+morbo> CRC takes the "the" out of psychotherapist
17:28:00 <stompin> bron i just drive with my lights on high beam in the fast lane.
17:28:09 <bron> sonic which part of it dont you get
17:28:24 <bron> i said i hate trucks tailgating and i see them as big monsters
17:28:27 <bron> i was giving my opinion
17:28:29 <Sonic> ohh i get it
17:28:32 <bron> idiot
17:28:33 <Sonic> thats why im laughing
17:28:39 <bron> haha stompin
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17:28:48 <bron> this fuckin slut once had her highbeams on behind me
17:28:49 <+realist> bron: take a spotlight with you
17:28:53 <bron> there was NOONE else on the freeway
17:28:59 <bron> just our 2 cars n shes in my lane
17:29:01 <+realist> bron: you can shine it in your side mirror
17:29:03 <wots_ur_cupsize> bron is my wife
17:29:04 <Brons_Hubby> lol bron that slut cant see
17:29:05 <bron> 4 lanes to choose from shes right behind me
17:29:09 <bron> mwah pete
17:29:11 <+realist> bron: the light will get them in the face
17:29:12 <stompin> lol
17:29:16 <bron> but shes behind me the fuckin bitch
17:29:17 <wots_ur_cupsize> mwah babes
17:29:23 <bron> so i drop back into 3rd
17:29:24 <bron> n go 60
17:29:26 * Cars0n1 humps bron
17:29:31 <bron> hey ryan :)
17:29:32 <stompin> in the next 4wd i get im doing to setup 4 spooties to blind cunts who piss me off
17:29:35 <bron> n she overtakes me
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17:29:41 <Cars0n1> hey sexeh
17:29:53 <bron> so i sit behind her and my mate grabs the headlight switch
17:29:59 <bron> n flicks it on and off highbeam repeatedly
17:30:02 <wots_ur_cupsize> u grab my cock bron
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17:30:04 <bron> saw her stick her finger up a few times
17:30:07 <bron> but it was fun
17:30:13 <bron> stupid slut shouldnt sit behind me with her highbeams on
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17:30:15 <Sonic> stupid morons
17:30:31 <stompin> i hate cunts who speed up for passing lanes or take the hole passing lane to pass 1 car.
17:30:41 <DirtyDing> hi bron
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17:30:55 <bron> i sit in the overtaking lane
17:30:58 <wots_ur_cupsize> i drive 20km under the limit
17:30:59 <bron> cos im always going faster than everyone else
17:31:03 <Matty^^> lol same bron
17:31:10 <DirtyDing> bron are u ignoreing me again
17:31:14 <bron> mums like 'u cant just drive in that lane its for overtaking'
17:31:20 <bron> im constantly overtaking
17:31:22 <bron> she doesnt get it
17:31:28 <Matty^^> lol most women dont bron
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17:31:33 <bron> im a woman
17:31:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> i will teach you all how to drive
17:31:58 <WhoMadeWho> bron yur a girl verging on becoming a woman
17:31:59 <Matty^^> lol i am wots_ur_cupsize
17:32:00 * Impaler slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
17:32:05 <Matty^^> correct WhoMadeWho
17:32:08 <stompin> i used to sit 20-30km over the speed limit back home in nz and run the theory my foot was faster than the cops finger to the lock button
17:32:14 <DirtyDing> ur not a women yet bron
17:32:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
17:32:16 <Sonic> bron age?
17:32:18 <stompin> 90% of the time u can scrub enough to get under 109km
17:32:18 <Sonic> 42?
17:32:19 <DirtyDing> ur still a girl
17:32:22 <wots_ur_cupsize> i got my licence back yesturday
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17:32:29 <bron> lock
17:32:31 <bron> ?
17:32:32 <stompin> wots_ur_cupsize how long u lose it for?
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17:32:46 <stompin> bron they cant give u a speeding ticket untill they lock the speed ur doing on th radar
17:32:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> i only legally had my licence for 3 weeks
17:32:51 <wots_ur_cupsize> over 3 year period
17:32:52 <bron> yeah
17:32:52 <bron> i know
17:33:00 <DirtyDing> bron!
17:33:00 <bron> they pick u up from 20 metres away but
17:33:08 <DirtyDing> fine ignore me then
17:33:10 <DirtyDing> i give up
17:33:13 <bron> its annoying to have to slow down passing every fkn stationary car
17:33:17 <bron> sonic im 19
17:33:19 <stompin> ive been pulled over a few times and the cops said "your lucky u were braking otherwise it could have been worse"
17:33:25 <Matty^^> stompin: pigs can do what they want but i ive told one she should be at home cooking her man a dinner
17:33:27 <bron> hahahaha stompin
17:33:34 <Sonic> ohh
17:33:37 <Matty^^> lol stompin
17:33:44 <bron> u can take it to court matty if they dont show u the radar
17:33:47 <bron> n u get let off
17:33:49 <Sonic> your pretty smart for 19
17:33:50 <bron> innocent til proven guilty
17:33:53 <bron> you're*
17:34:01 <Sonic> smart ass*
17:34:04 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
17:34:06 <bron> arse*
17:34:08 <Matty^^> ive only been fixed from a fixed camera in melb
17:34:10 <Matty^^> idiot i was lol
17:34:13 <stompin> my other buddy back home has a radar dector they are the coolest thing. Been able to do 100mph runs and know ur not going to get busted
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17:34:14 <stompin> :D
17:34:22 <unique> Hahahaha. Always ask to see the radar, unless you know damn well what you were doing and are honest.
17:34:35 <Matty^^> unique: they can have a reading from someone else lol
17:34:36 <bron> i got done on alexandra ave once but the worst part about it was i wasnt intentionally speeding. i actually thought the limit was 80. i was doing 70 and it was 60
17:34:41 <bron> but i never got the fine it was like 5 months ago
17:34:45 <unique> And be aware that... in court, you may cop worse than you initial fine/suspension.. whatever you get.
17:34:53 <DirtyDing> bron isnt very honest
17:34:58 <DirtyDing> i luv that in a women
17:35:01 <wots_ur_cupsize> radar detectors but are no good if there is no traffic infront of u '
17:35:04 <unique> bron... can take months and months.
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17:35:13 <bron> they legally have to send it within 14 days
17:35:15 <bron> so lol to them
17:35:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> if its detecting a police radar
17:35:17 <DirtyDing> are u honest unique?
17:35:19 <wots_ur_cupsize> thats the only bad thing
17:35:20 <stompin> wots_ur_cupsize to a degree
17:35:24 <bron> if they dont send it within 14 days u can dispute it
17:35:25 <bron> easily
17:35:27 <unique> Yes, i was honest.
17:35:29 <wots_ur_cupsize> other then thay they are fantastic
17:35:38 <+realist> I got done on Alexandra Ave too once
17:35:43 <bron> yeah
17:35:43 <+realist> Unmarked 4WD
17:35:44 <stompin> my buddys ones got a couple km range on it too
17:35:44 <unique> And my character references helped in court.
17:35:45 <bron> oh
17:35:46 <stompin> which works magic
17:35:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> stompin its funny they are illegal to use but you can buy them
17:35:48 <+realist> No radar
17:35:49 <bron> mine was at the lights
17:35:53 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah
17:35:53 <stompin> Valentime 1
17:35:54 <bron> theres a fixed camera
17:35:55 <+realist> They just pulled me over
17:36:04 <+realist> With an "estimated speed"
17:36:08 <bron> haha estimated
17:36:10 <bron> yeah right
17:36:10 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
17:36:12 <Matty^^> lol estimated
17:36:14 <unique> Although, my lawyer knew the dodgy magistrates and it got set back a month.
17:36:16 <bron> unless u overtake a cop who is sitting on the speed limit
17:36:18 <stompin> i got done by the same mobile speed camera twice in one weekend which sucked
17:36:19 <bron> then they cant do shit
17:36:22 <+realist> I contested it, but apparently cops are "expert witnesses"
17:36:31 <unique> But with that magistrate i would have copped 24 months suspension and atleast a 4k fine.
17:36:32 <Matty^^> lol expert witnesses my ass
17:36:38 <+realist> bron: nah, they timed how long it took to cover a fixed distance
17:36:40 <DirtyDing> the traffic cops are
17:36:40 <unique> And i got no fine. At all. :)
17:36:44 <DirtyDing> they are experts
17:36:44 <stompin> unique what did u do?
17:36:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> i got left off doin 100 in a 60 zone an nearly runnin the cop over
17:36:49 <bron> LOL realist
17:36:52 <bron> sure they had a stop watch on them
17:36:57 <Sonic> your a dumb shit stompin
17:36:58 <+realist> bron: between each power pole
17:37:01 <unique> stompin, i was speeding.
17:37:07 <+realist> bron: I was doing 80 in a 60 zone
17:37:08 <bron> with a stop watch/
17:37:12 <+realist> They were spot on
17:37:12 <stompin> Sonic: to make it even better i had a tyre blow out that weekend too
17:37:22 <DirtyDing> yes most watches have stopwatches on them
17:37:24 <+realist> bron: I wear a watch every day to work, why wouldn't a cop?
17:37:25 <DirtyDing> bron u mole
17:37:27 <Sonic> ohh shit too bad
17:37:28 <LoUiE_b> k
17:37:38 <bron> i said stop watch not watch!
17:37:47 <bron> was there only one cop in the car
17:37:48 <DirtyDing> u realy dont think do u bron
17:37:49 <Sonic> but you got done 2s in the same place is pretty stupid
17:37:54 <bron> if there was he couldve been like 3 seconds out
17:38:00 <bron> 3 seconds can cover a lot of distance
17:38:17 <bron> i dont believe there are cops in narre warren
17:38:20 <bron> only at the tip
17:38:22 <+realist> There were two cops
17:38:23 <Sonic> 3 metres
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17:38:28 <wots_ur_cupsize> u should ride a BMX bron
17:38:30 <bron> where i got done driving over double white lines
17:38:33 <Matty^^> stompin: i had a female police officer nearly try and arrest me on chapel st years ago lol
17:38:37 <+realist> They timed over a large distance, and got my average speed
17:38:41 <DirtyDing> bron why dont u just not speed...u do know that the laws are in place to protect u?
17:38:42 <stompin> lol what for?
17:38:43 <DirtyDing> dont u?
17:38:46 <+realist> Something like 300m
17:38:49 <Matty^^> lol fuck off DirtyDing
17:38:51 <DirtyDing> or are u a stupid teenage
17:38:54 <Matty^^> speeding is safe
17:38:54 <DirtyDing> ?
17:38:59 <bron> oh 300ms
17:39:03 <unique> My nextdoor neighbours a cop, when i was suspended i drove when my parents were overseas... he called them straight away laughing, Lol.
17:39:04 <bron> thought it was like 20 metres
17:39:04 <bron> lol
17:39:23 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
17:39:24 <bron> he took le pity on me cos i was cryinggggggg n didnt do me for speeding
17:39:25 <+realist> bron: nah, they were in an unmarked 4WD, tailed me for a while
17:39:34 <bron> maybe its cos i had my cleavaeg out but
17:39:35 <+realist> Before I saw their uniforms and pulled over
17:39:36 <wots_ur_cupsize> i use to drive every where under suspension
17:39:37 * realist laughs
17:39:40 <bron> OH tailed u
17:39:41 <bron> was gonna say
17:39:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> allways get busted in the end
17:39:51 <+realist> They were surprised I pulled over before they hit the switch
17:39:57 <bron> i thought u meant theyw ere stationary
17:40:01 <unique> Hahaha. I got the pity too bron. Helps. Although, mine made note that i wasn't exactly in the right mind considering my physical state.
17:40:06 <unique> That saved me arse in court.
17:40:10 <DirtyDing> bron wat clevage?
17:40:17 <DirtyDing> u titless t art
17:40:18 <+realist> Nah, they tailed me, and timed me between the light/power polse
17:40:18 <bron> yeah erynn i was crying
17:40:24 <+realist> poles*
17:40:30 <DirtyDing> dont u have any shame bron
17:40:34 <bron> cos it was supposed to be mine n alkans one year n he had said some real hurtful shit n i was driving home from work n just wanted to get home
17:40:36 <DirtyDing> take it like a women
17:40:37 <+realist> Smart arses.
17:40:42 <wots_ur_cupsize> im gonna become a law enforcement officer
17:41:00 <unique> Yeah, crying up and throwing up because you're so worked up. Works everytime.
17:41:06 <bron> haha
17:41:07 <bron> throwing up
17:41:14 <bron> cunt still took 3 points etc
17:41:19 <bron> oh btw who knows P plate laws as in
17:41:25 <Matty^^> u were lucky it wasnt 10 points bron
17:41:26 <DirtyDing> it would be so cool if everyone was a titless tart and a stupid bitch like bron...we would be dead
17:41:27 <bron> we get 5 points, do those 5 points renew after each year/
17:41:38 <+realist> bron: 3 years, I thought?
17:41:41 <bron> DirtyDing read the new channel rules you faggot
17:41:46 <DirtyDing> nothing wrong with speeding at all us thre bron
17:41:49 <+realist> Or maybe when you're off the Ps
17:41:56 <bron> im pretty sure that if u lose 1 point u get that 1 point back after a year
17:42:01 <Matty^^> DirtyDing: was doing 170k down the gippy this morning lol
17:42:07 <+realist> Not on your full license
17:42:09 <bron> and 3 years til u get off ur points n get the full 12 or 13 whatever it is
17:42:13 <+realist> It takes 3 years.
17:42:13 <DirtyDing> are u proud matty
17:42:16 <bron> thats why i mean on ur p's
17:42:22 <DirtyDing> ur realy so stupid that u think its cool
17:42:25 <bron> on ur p's i think they renew cos u only get 5 for 3 years
17:42:29 <unique> Speeding is idiocy. But.. I'd do the same thing all over again if the clock was turned back.
17:42:29 <DirtyDing> hahahahahaha good stuff
17:42:30 <+realist> I figured it was the same for Ps
17:42:39 <Sonic> i thought speeding bron is exallent
17:42:46 <Sonic> exellent
17:42:47 <bron> oh
17:42:49 <bron> i got this mad website fromwork
17:42:51 <Sonic> bron dont be smart
17:42:53 <bron> i wanna see if it works from home
17:42:56 <Matty^^> DirtyDing: yeh i was
17:43:03 <DirtyDing> bron and matty are soooo coool and sooo smart they think speeding is cool
17:43:08 Nick: Pieter641_A_NUMBER is now known as Pieter
17:43:11 <unique> Did you get your license straight away bron?
17:43:11 <bron> DirtyDing yeah one day i hope to hit u
17:43:17 <bron> i got it november
17:43:19 * DirtyDing rolls his eyes
17:43:22 <bron> and lost the points 2 weeks later
17:43:24 <Matty^^> DirtyDing: i drive trucks i speed all the time
17:43:26 <Sonic> lmaooo
17:43:27 Join: |lippa| ([email protected]) to #facebook
17:43:30 <unique> And your birthday is when?
17:43:34 <bron> august
17:43:35 Nick: DirtyDing is now known as DirtyDingo_
17:43:40 <Matty^^> same as mine when bron?
17:43:49 <bron> 17th..same day as *sids*
17:43:57 <Matty^^> lol awww
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17:44:03 <DirtyDingo_> by bday is on the 17th
17:44:03 <bron> #facebook unable to join channel (address is banned)
17:44:05 <bron> whoops
17:44:10 <Matty^^> lol
17:44:13 <bron> http://www.vcheck.vicroads.vic.gov.au/Default.aspx
17:44:15 <bron> look at that site
17:44:16 <bron> meow
17:44:21 <Matty^^> purrr
17:44:27 <stompin> bron did u get all that paint off ur car?
17:44:37 <bron> havent tried, need cut and polish, no money atm
17:44:38 * realist looks
17:44:39 <bron> turps didnt get it off
17:44:41 <Sonic> hiss
17:44:47 <DirtyDingo_> erynn does bron realy think she is cool becoz she speeds?
17:44:49 <unique> Arr ok so only 3 months after you turned 18, That's not to bad.
17:44:59 <bron> DirtyDingo_ stfu
17:45:01 <bron> noone cares
17:45:04 <bron> im not cool, im in a rush
17:45:07 * Pieter is away: Shopping -- BBL
17:45:11 <+realist> Oh yeah, seen that before bron
17:45:18 <Sonic> nope
17:45:19 <unique> DirtyDingo_, i doubt it. Sometimes you're unaware of how fast you're going, especially in a lot of newer cars..
17:45:23 <+realist> You used to have to call them.
17:45:28 <bron> yeah
17:45:30 <unique> You just don't realise how quick you reach higher speeds.
17:45:31 <bron> now u can check on the site
17:45:32 <bron> any rego
17:45:37 <DirtyDingo_> bron ur in a bipolic stupor
17:45:42 <DirtyDingo_> slow down buddy
17:45:42 <bron> Written-Off Status: NOT-WRITTEN-OFF
17:45:42 <Matty^^> bron i just looked at that site and put my trucks rego in and its showing as a toyota LOL.....
17:45:51 <unique> That and.. knowing speed limits in different areas.. i'm pretty concious of it all now.
17:46:10 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: behave.
17:46:16 <bron> and i never said i speed btw
17:46:18 <unique> 10,15kms over.. and less, possible honest mistake.. anyone could do it.
17:46:18 <bron> i said i overtake cars
17:46:31 <bron> i never said what speed the other cars were going at
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17:46:35 <unique> 50kms over... You're a dickhead.
17:46:40 <unique> And i'm a dickhead.
17:46:42 <DirtyDingo_> u bet they were parked
17:46:44 <DirtyDingo_> werent they
17:46:45 <DirtyDingo_> yes
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17:46:52 <Impaler> awwww unique
17:46:52 <bron> for all u know the fucking cars could be going 20kms under the limit
17:46:53 * DirtyDingo_ rolls his e yes again
17:46:54 <Impaler> ur not a dickhead
17:46:56 <bron> and im going the speed limit
17:46:57 <bron> so get over it
17:46:59 <+realist> Nah, you don't even notice 50km over, with jap fast glass
17:47:07 <bron> i dont notice when im going 40ks over
17:47:09 <bron> tbh
17:47:11 <bron> til ilook down
17:47:23 <DirtyDingo_> great
17:47:30 <+realist> I used to do 200km/h down the eastern on the way home
17:47:36 <Matty^^> lol
17:47:37 <bron> whats encumbrance mean
17:47:37 <DirtyDingo_> wow thats smart
17:47:43 <+realist> bron: google it
17:47:44 <DirtyDingo_> ur a smart boy arent u realist
17:47:47 <bron> eastern is coveredin cops
17:47:52 <unique> Ohh nup. It's 80 on the way out to my place most of the way and my cars odd to keep on the 80km mark.. i always find myself creeping over to 90.
17:47:55 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: much smarter than you.
17:47:56 <DirtyDingo_> realist why are u telling everyone and flaunting it?
17:47:59 Join: Mz_FiNdOuT ([email protected]) to #facebook
17:47:59 <DirtyDingo_> are u proud>
17:48:03 <+realist> bron: it wasn't 8 years ago, at 3am
17:48:06 <DirtyDingo_> ur smarter than me becoz?
17:48:10 <bron> oh
17:48:12 <DirtyDingo_> u talk about speeding
17:48:12 <unique> Then i hit a 100 zone anyway and do 150. But.. That's middle of nowhere. No traffic.
17:48:13 <DirtyDingo_> ?
17:48:14 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: I'm educated.
17:48:27 <DirtyDingo_> why do u drive like a monkey then
17:48:28 <+realist> Two degrees and a PhD, you?
17:48:30 * Cars0n1 jumps on bronwyn
17:48:40 <+realist> I have a high risk threshold.
17:48:42 <DirtyDingo_> educated people dont put other peplkes lives atrisk
17:48:44 <Cars0n1> a phd in what, balony?
17:48:51 <DirtyDingo_> ur realy not smart at all are u buddy?
17:48:54 <bron> actually
17:48:56 <+realist> Cars0n1: applied science.
17:48:57 <DirtyDingo_> u pretend to be
17:48:57 <bron> DirtyDingo_
17:49:00 <DirtyDingo_> but ur not
17:49:02 <Cars0n1> hehe i was just kidding
17:49:03 <DirtyDingo_> bron fuck up
17:49:06 <DirtyDingo_> dont talk to me
17:49:08 <DirtyDingo_> ok?
17:49:08 <bron> to be educated is to know that youre doing the wrong thing and putting other peoples lives at risks
17:49:27 <bron> education has nothing to do with whether u still do it or not
17:49:30 <+realist> If I saw other cars, I would slow down.
17:49:43 <DirtyDingo_> bron its simple...smart people dont put other peples lives at rist...wamma argue with me that they do and make ur self loook even more silly?
17:49:43 <bron> ryan
17:49:46 <DirtyDingo_> ?
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17:49:48 <bron> wanna take me for dinner
17:49:53 <bron> cos i cbf with going with my parents for dinner
17:49:58 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: I was only putting my life at risk.
17:50:04 <DirtyDingo_> bs
17:50:05 <stompin> some one shoudl cook me dinner
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17:50:12 <bron> the words 'smart' and 'educated' are completely different words and have different meanings
17:50:14 <DirtyDingo_> realist i dont beleive u
17:50:23 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: I don't need you to.
17:50:24 <bron> you are uneducated for not knowing that, but you are smart for not speeding.
17:50:28 <Cars0n1> okay bron
17:50:33 <Cars0n1> lets go to maccas!
17:50:33 <DirtyDingo_> alot of eduvated people are smart bron
17:50:35 <DirtyDingo_> there is al ink
17:50:37 <Cars0n1> actually i feel like chinese
17:50:42 <bron> but they still have different meanings
17:50:47 <bron> its like the words job career work
17:50:54 <bron> dont start
17:50:58 <bron> you are uneducated
17:51:01 <DirtyDingo_> bron fuck up
17:51:02 <bron> i just make stupid decisions :)
17:51:03 <+realist> bron: funny you say that, a friend of mine called me "the smartest dumb cunt he knew"
17:51:04 <bron> you fuck up
17:51:13 <DirtyDingo_> fuck up and go speed
17:51:14 <bron> i had maccas for lunch so yeah
17:51:17 <bron> chinese would be great
17:51:39 <cradel> hullo
17:51:46 <Cars0n1> mmm fried rice
17:51:48 <Cars0n1> and chicken
17:51:48 <cradel> hullo
17:51:50 <DirtyDingo_> realist does it make u feel less of a nerd when u talk about putting peoples lives in danger?
17:51:54 <Cars0n1> and prawn chips!
17:51:58 <DirtyDingo_> does it make u feel like one of the b oyz?
17:52:00 <bron> something that encumbers; something burdensome, useless, or superfluous; burden; hindrance: Poverty was a lifelong encumbrance.
17:52:05 <bron> so pretty much
17:52:12 <DirtyDingo_> realist be ur self
17:52:18 <bron> it means the car is a money sucking piece of shit
17:52:21 <DirtyDingo_> dont try so hard and u are educated so show it
17:52:23 <DirtyDingo_> ok?
17:52:34 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: you're not making any sense.
17:52:35 <DirtyDingo_> dont act like a ninny and then go flaunting it
17:52:37 Join: clusiana ([email protected]) to #facebook
17:52:38 <bron> i want dum sums
17:52:42 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v clusiana
17:52:51 <bron> DirtyDingo_ is much like lenny
17:52:57 <DirtyDingo_> realist the point is speeding puts peoples lives in danger
17:52:59 <DirtyDingo_> are we clear?
17:53:03 <DirtyDingo_> can u understand?
17:53:09 <DirtyDingo_> u did say u was educated
17:53:10 <bron> we know this
17:53:12 <bron> not gonna stop us.
17:53:18 <+realist> Did I ever dispute that?
17:53:19 <bron> i know ppls lives are at risk
17:53:22 <DirtyDingo_> thats becoz ur stu;pid
17:53:26 <bron> not gonna stop me from speeding
17:53:28 <DirtyDingo_> u know this aswell dont u?
17:53:34 <+realist> It was a calculated risk.
17:53:37 <clusiana> bron are you picking on realist?
17:53:40 <bron> so ur point is moot
17:53:44 <bron> no clusiana
17:53:48 <bron> me and realist are picking on dingo
17:53:49 <+realist> Did you understand I was talking in the past tense DirtyDingo_?
17:54:04 <clusiana> oh
17:54:05 <clusiana> ok
17:54:08 <DirtyDingo_> realist i dont care if u speed now or in the future
17:54:08 <+realist> bron will grow up one day too.
17:54:10 <DirtyDingo_> its wrong
17:54:13 <clusiana> ill pick on him instead
17:54:25 <+realist> clusiana: you're such a tease.
17:54:28 <Cars0n1> it seems like realist has some sort of superiority complex
17:54:39 <bron> ryan ur not on ur way here
17:54:39 <clusiana> i havent even spoken to you yet!
17:54:40 <bron> get off the net
17:54:41 <bron> kgo
17:54:54 <Cars0n1> its a 10 hour drive to melbourne
17:54:57 <clusiana> sif i am a tease
17:54:58 <Cars0n1> so how about breakfast in bed
17:55:05 <Cars0n1> ;)
17:55:07 <bron> i have to get up at 6am
17:55:10 <cradel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8UD-eLIfw
17:55:11 <bron> :9
17:55:13 <bron> ;(
17:55:13 <+realist> Cars0n1: it's not a complex, it's common knowledge that I'm superior
17:55:16 <cradel> kek kek kek
17:55:32 <Cars0n1> 10 internets to you realist
17:55:37 <bron> and a mars bar
17:55:43 <clusiana> mm mars bar
17:55:46 <clusiana> i just had a tim tam
17:57:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> tim tam
17:57:19 <wots_ur_cupsize> where mine eh?
17:57:21 <clusiana> yep
17:57:25 * clusiana hands pete the packet
17:57:29 <bron> i want to hurry up and go to dinner im starving
17:57:31 <wots_ur_cupsize> better be full babes
17:57:51 <clusiana> of course
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17:58:09 <Cars0n1> whatcha havin bron
17:58:17 <bron> dont know yet maybe a steak
17:58:20 <bron> well fucking done
17:58:21 <Matty^^> can i come bron
17:58:24 <bron> no
17:58:25 <+realist> bron: if you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.
17:58:26 <Matty^^> im hungry :(
17:58:36 <Jew_Bagel> you're either with us or against us bron
17:58:37 <Cars0n1> me and bron are gonna have chinese so back off
17:58:41 <clusiana> mm steak
17:58:41 * Matty^^ turns up to brons house hi brons mum im comming for dinner :p
17:58:42 <bron> haha
17:58:45 <clusiana> the food at this wedding
17:58:47 <clusiana> better be good
17:58:47 <bron> coming has one m
17:58:53 <bron> and my mum would tell u to fuck off
17:58:53 <clusiana> otherwise someone has to die
17:59:00 <Matty^^> lol she would not :P
17:59:03 <bron> i might have pumpkin soup if they have it
17:59:06 <bron> i hope they do
17:59:12 <bron> or perhaps some carbonara
17:59:20 <bron> definitely cheesey garlic bread cos im a fat shit
17:59:31 <stompin> lol
17:59:37 <cradel> tampura
17:59:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> bron
17:59:43 <Jew_Bagel> you're not fat, you've got a face like a smashed crab, but your saving grace is that you're not fat
17:59:50 <wots_ur_cupsize> can you go cook me some steak an vegies bron ?
17:59:56 <bron> sure pete
18:00:03 <bron> but srsly dont tell adrian
18:00:08 <cradel> hahaha
18:00:09 <bron> he will actually get angry for that
18:00:10 <cradel> loel
18:00:10 <bron> haha
18:00:13 <wots_ur_cupsize> ta babes
18:00:14 <cradel> LoeL
18:00:19 <Cars0n1> jew bagels opinion is about as useful as the french in a war
18:00:23 <cradel> you skinky skink
18:00:39 <bron> http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/rbotoole/2006/08/08/006small.jpg
18:00:42 <bron> is that what my face looks like
18:01:04 <bron> oh
18:01:10 <bron> i told u that britts dead
18:01:11 <bron> u idiots
18:01:29 <bron> shes found now get over it please
18:01:33 <+realist> Who's Britt?
18:01:40 <bron> the aus backpacker in croatia
18:01:42 <Cars0n1> did she get found did she
18:01:46 <bron> yeah
18:01:47 <bron> dead
18:02:01 <Cars0n1> how
18:02:03 <bron> in a lake or something
18:02:04 <bron> decomposed
18:02:07 <bron> they havent given information
18:02:08 <Cars0n1> ahh
18:02:10 <Cars0n1> that sucks
18:02:10 <cradel> smashed crab?!?!
18:02:11 <bron> police arent saying
18:02:15 <+realist> Oh, yeah, whatever.
18:02:26 <Cars0n1> i thought she would have got sold to the east european slave trade
18:02:37 <Cars0n1> thats what happens to most young blonde girls who go missing over there
18:02:42 <bron> either way man
18:02:46 <bron> they didnt find maddi
18:02:52 <bron> n those bitches got millions
18:03:24 <bron> half a billion dollars a second lol
18:03:25 <bron> sad
18:03:31 <bron> why did the market even crash
18:03:32 <bron> what caused it?
18:03:41 <clusiana> mmm
18:03:52 <cradel> where my party people at?!?!??!
18:03:54 <cradel> Kokoko
18:03:55 <bron> not here
18:04:01 <clusiana> must of been your fart bron
18:04:27 <bron> seriously though
18:04:35 <Cars0n1> cradel and ikon GANGSTAS IN DA HOUSE
18:04:39 <bron> lol
18:04:41 <Cars0n1> bogan white gangsters
18:04:47 <bron> whys there a 1 in ur nick..
18:04:54 <Cars0n1> cos i got disconnected before
18:04:56 Nick: Cars0n1 is now known as Cars0n
18:04:59 Quit: Mz_FiNdOuT ([email protected]) Quit:
18:05:30 Nick: dalhap is now known as _dalhap
18:05:36 Quit: [trix] ([email protected]) Quit: You know you'll miss me..
18:06:06 <cradel> wrong
18:06:21 <Cars0n> sorry
18:06:23 <Cars0n> i meant howse
18:06:24 <Cars0n> forgive me
18:06:31 <cradel> wrong
18:06:34 <cradel> worm
18:06:50 <bron> cradels not a gangster
18:06:50 <Cars0n> you're so tough e-thug
18:06:54 <bron> he a whigger\
18:06:57 <bron> get it rightg
18:06:59 <bron> -g
18:07:00 <Cars0n> go back to pushing trolleys at coles
18:07:02 <bron> -\
18:07:07 <Cars0n> you jobless skilless bum
18:07:08 <cradel> lewl
18:07:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
18:07:18 Join: sonia ([email protected]) to #facebook
18:07:22 <bron> yeh true you need a job..
18:07:30 <cradel> you g0t n0thin 0n me
18:07:39 <sonia> hey kids
18:07:50 <cradel> ratkids?
18:08:10 <bron> hi fake sonia missing a capital s
18:08:11 <Cars0n> cradel do you have a rats tail that is enchanting like ikons
18:08:21 <sonia> ;o
18:08:56 <cradel> his is krap
18:09:04 Join: rachie ([email protected]) to #facebook
18:09:11 <+realist> I'd laugh if Sonia killed you right now.
18:09:22 <sonia> good luck with that
18:09:25 <sonia> no services
18:09:28 Nick: sonia is now known as Sonia
18:09:48 <cradel> mines bomb diggity just a little short a the moment
18:09:52 <cradel> i got it kUt off
18:10:03 Mode: (by realist) +e *[email protected]
18:10:05 <+realist> hmmmm
18:10:08 <Sonia> atlantis.austnet...:9008
18:10:12 Quit: cKy ([email protected]) Quit:
18:10:17 <+realist> Next best thing?
18:10:30 <cradel> i am the best
18:10:33 <cradel> that sounds good
18:10:40 Mode: (by realist) +b *Sonia*!*@*
18:10:41 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) -ob realist *Sonia*!*@*
18:10:49 <realist> CUNTWHORE: cunt.
18:10:50 <Sonia> lol
18:10:56 <Sonia> your such a try hard
18:10:58 <realist> Sonia: you're lucky.
18:11:04 <Sonia> how is that going to get the nick back
18:11:05 <Sonia> lol
18:11:29 <Cars0n> he acts tough but he cries himself to sleep
18:11:37 <realist> It wont, it'd just prevent you from using it *here*
18:11:47 <clusiana> SONIA
18:11:56 <Sonia> okay.. do whatever makes you happy
18:12:04 <clusiana> realist is telling me to not get trashed and abuse people at a wedding
18:12:07 <clusiana> THAT would make me happy
18:12:10 <clusiana> so can?
18:12:12 <clusiana> I?
18:12:13 * stebie does clusiana
18:12:29 * clusiana bites stebie's leg
18:12:30 <Sonia> go for it
18:12:34 <stebie> d'oh
18:12:40 * clusiana adds salt
18:12:42 <Sonia> weddings are for free piss
18:12:43 * clusiana bites stebie's leg some more
18:12:48 <stebie> :<
18:12:57 <realist> Sonia: change your nick.
18:13:10 <clusiana> i should get dressed
18:13:15 <Sonia> lol
18:13:21 <Sonia> get fucked, turd
18:13:27 <stebie> clusiana, you should put more dressing on my leg
18:13:31 Join: Puck ([email protected]) to #facebook
18:13:31 <Sonia> hurry up and ban it ya cry baby
18:13:53 <bron> hrmm
18:13:54 <clusiana> caesar sauce?
18:14:08 <clusiana> i know
18:14:10 <clusiana> caramel!
18:14:16 <realist> Sonia: you're not very observant, are you?
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18:14:39 <bron> lol sarah palin fucked up mccains campaign so bad
18:15:01 <Sonia> she has retarded kids too
18:15:03 <WhoMadeWho> whose sarah palin
18:15:04 <DirtyDingo_> bron who cares about american politics
18:15:05 <cradel> the cadbury add
18:15:17 * clusiana offers realist some cheese
18:15:19 <stebie> clusiana, caramel and salt??
18:15:29 Join: comfy ([email protected]) to #facebook
18:15:37 <realist> clusiana: brie?
18:15:42 <bron> im gonna sleep for 10 mins
18:15:42 <bron> brb
18:15:46 <comfy> _��"y�xe���s��J��;�Ŕ�e���c\�%Ը��`H6�}-�ᾰ�p��*(w0�J�:T�Ba��̅| "7l[2��kx; �o�]ӽ8�R��ر9�6�%��%C�m��?�>�yX���[�rk|Y�
18:15:48 <comfy> U
18:15:50 <Sonia> lol
18:15:51 <comfy> lol
18:15:51 <comfy> bron
18:15:56 <DirtyDingo_> wow power nap
18:15:57 <comfy> is a stick m8
18:15:58 <Sonia> jumble?
18:16:00 <clusiana> tasty
18:16:01 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
18:16:04 <clusiana> no brie left
18:16:05 <wots_ur_cupsize> ruggerz
18:16:06 <Sonia> {��3��>{�?�+�:����0��5�� Unknown command
18:16:06 <clusiana> :D
18:16:13 <clusiana> i have to do some shopping
18:16:14 <comfy> jumble?
18:16:18 <comfy> JU
18:16:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> u m8
18:16:25 <Sonia> i see
18:16:26 <comfy> �]-JV����{N�Ў�L�sO7DNj:l�Xf掸��@�t�f��R$F�'�#P��"gX����x)����h������L���nk)�%<_�&�C�D���;*pI�/T��Y���l�Zݼ���<� ��|��w90
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18:16:27 <comfy> �kcz�{@2���a`�ْT�C��l �5�Ƅ�h\��#?rNб G�9g�����v�Lj�OJ@r���Z��(m�:
18:16:28 <comfy> ��[�]�
18:16:35 <comfy> melbourne shuffle
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18:16:48 <comfy> whats ur cocksize
18:16:54 <wots_ur_cupsize> ?
18:16:56 <comfy> FAGGOT
18:17:06 <comfy> http://www.honda.com.au/wps/wcm/connect/Honda.com.au/Home/Showroom/Civic+Type+R/
18:17:08 <wots_ur_cupsize> snap ya m8
18:17:10 <comfy> im getting this car next week
18:17:15 <wots_ur_cupsize> nah
18:17:27 <Sonia> ,��9�� � �+��;�"����7�3�.��
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18:17:45 <Sonia> 2� �}*�����;��"����%��?�/
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18:18:03 <Sonia> /����=��&�2��(�7�!����6�5�'
18:18:03 Mode: (by restored.il.us.austnet.org) +b *!*@1c3ae2e1.internode.on.net
18:18:03 Kick: Sonia was kicked by restored.il.us.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 2 secs))
18:18:06 <DirtyDingo_> wtf
18:18:12 <comfy> lol
18:18:13 <realist> Fucking idiots.
18:18:16 <comfy> pong ya
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18:18:22 <comfy> lawlllll
18:18:29 <comfy> �oU������h�v�3p�-��I�0%vD��{��N[�e@ō-*TI����$ֈO�6f���
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18:18:53 <Cars0n> shut the fuck up coon dog
18:18:57 <Sonia> ,����2�.�3�2�'�0�
18:18:59 <Sonia> 0�*��"�%�=���:�3�(���5�)��;�$�>
18:19:00 <Sonia> ���!��%�!�)�+�<�%��������-
18:19:01 <realist> Great, services disappear, and it's idiot hour.
18:19:06 <Cars0n> yup
18:19:10 <Sonia> u fucked yaself up realist
18:19:11 <Cars0n> good work for the deop realist
18:19:14 <realist> You guys must be real proud of yourselves.
18:19:27 <realist> Cars0n: yeah, didn't expect that, Sonia's a luser.
18:19:34 <Sonia> no but you should be, feel PROUD you made the quote bot
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18:20:06 <realist> I feel special.
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18:20:39 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +b magicx!*@*
18:20:39 Kick: magicx was kicked by CUNTWHORE (Blacklisted- Hi Dave!)
18:20:44 <Sonia> special bus
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18:21:16 <Sonia> ��9��}*��1�<� ��@�����&�(�@
18:21:17 <Sonia> !����$��8�!}9�/��?�/�)�>��@�|
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18:21:18 <Sonia> �2�7��'����5��� � "��$�3�5
18:21:18 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +b *!FakeID@*
18:21:18 Kick: FakeID was kicked by CUNTWHORE (Blacklisted- Hi Dave!)
18:21:24 <realist> What are you, 12yo ?
18:21:26 <^pilot^> lol
18:21:31 <comfy> Ȝ����V�C�3Y6���ƀJHPW��\���+Ѿ�ِ|�P(�"�靣�� ��q��՛�ĕ[��m�;hr�n�z*DT5��:�1F��=��}՟�����?qc"�U�>|Ag����0N��zxd]2�~�1��f^kl�
18:21:31 <comfy> }峜�����!��N��Ё��V�'%��/j�������X�LH�=�"��ks̪�r�v�_����B��VY˗�B/OV�z�y!������<�/������%A����֘��jt���
18:21:32 <comfy> Bx疹7e��������p#��mW"�^,���[r��?G��ݶ[/��)�Ø�.�.B�"��3������1[ܖB� ���K�@��D���C��F�jT�X��<ӽ,0Va��Em9�8���:Y3y��
18:21:33 <Sonia> toilet:o
18:21:45 <Sonia> realist is angry he lost his ops
18:21:45 <DirtyDingo_> make sure u wipe ur vag
18:21:52 <Sonia> didint goto plan
18:22:04 <Sonia> whos muff
18:22:10 <Sonia> �)�<�
18:22:12 <DirtyDingo_> i see dead people
18:22:12 <Sonia> 3��8����9���%� �)���;�:�@�1�
18:22:18 <Sonia> and?
18:22:25 <DirtyDingo_> and lives ones
18:22:27 <WhoMadeWho> what the fuck
18:22:31 <DirtyDingo_> live
18:22:36 <WhoMadeWho> 3��8����9���%� �)���;�:�@�1�
18:22:50 <Sonia> ���;���$�,���?���'���5��
18:23:20 <realist> Yeah, I should've just banned your IP
18:23:26 <realist> You anti social cunt :-)
18:23:39 <Sonia> too late
18:23:49 <realist> Indeed.
18:24:13 <Sonia> 125.84.238.170
18:24:48 <WayneIsFurious> DirtyDingo_, wanna root
18:24:52 <WayneIsFurious> who's this Sonia ?
18:25:06 <WayneIsFurious> who is this lamer named comfy
18:25:17 <Sonia> wayne a
18:25:27 <WayneIsFurious> props to Sonia
18:25:30 <WayneIsFurious> how u been babes
18:25:42 <Sonia> not bad how are you
18:25:43 <WayneIsFurious> is bvlgari a good brand?
18:25:43 <comfy> WayneIsFAGGOT
18:25:48 <WayneIsFurious> yer not bad ay Sonia
18:26:00 <Sonia> are you some kind of fucking retard wayne?
18:26:08 <WayneIsFurious> bit harsh babes
18:26:15 <WayneIsFurious> <---- da infamous b1rd
18:26:25 <comfy> lol
18:26:29 <comfy> who the fuck is b1rd?
18:26:32 <Sonia> get fucked you waste of space
18:26:40 <Sonia> that name means nothing to no oone
18:26:42 Nick: reign is now known as deviLzreject
18:26:48 <WayneIsFurious> this is not the real Sonia
18:26:56 <Sonia> again
18:26:58 <Sonia> are you some kind of fucking retard wayne?
18:27:07 <WayneIsFurious> obviously not
18:27:11 <Sonia> 15:24:42 (WayneIsFurious) who's this Sonia ?
18:27:12 <Sonia> 15:24:56 (WayneIsFurious) who is this lamer named comfy
18:27:14 <WayneIsFurious> Sonia, go hang yourself you fuckin loser
18:27:19 <Sonia> 15:25:17 (WayneIsFurious) props to Sonia
18:27:26 <Sonia> lol
18:27:27 <WayneIsFurious> dont flood, lamer
18:27:32 <WayneIsFurious> or ill ban ya
18:27:34 <Sonia> get fucked asshole
18:27:35 <Sonia> ��&���� �@���6��/�@�!���"�
18:27:36 <Sonia> =�� �ޏ6�(�/���9��'��7�%�=�7�1
18:27:38 <Sonia> ���)�~'�(� �|,�
18:27:54 <Sonia> ��$����)��1�/|#���0��� ��4
18:28:24 <Sonia> lol
18:28:29 <Sonia> u cant ban shit
18:28:44 <Sonia> austnet in ruins again
18:29:00 <Sonia> good latency to those american boxxes
18:30:18 <{ShadowzFall}> lol
18:30:32 <deviLzreject> suck me sonia
18:30:33 <WayneIsFurious> drop you
18:30:34 <WayneIsFurious> motherfucker
18:30:37 Nick: deviLzreject is now known as enemy
18:30:43 <Sonia> aint got shit
18:30:47 <Sonia> ��(�(�4�6�������,��%�<�1�9�"
18:30:47 <WayneIsFurious> you cant do shit, script kiddie
18:30:47 <Sonia> �'��1���;�0��4���(�3��+�9�3�
18:30:48 <Sonia> �!� �"����/��,�3š=�-�&�&��
18:30:56 <WayneIsFurious> nobody cares about pissy lil DDOS attacks
18:30:58 <Sonia> i can get u ragin for no reason
18:31:03 <DirtyDingo_> sonia wanna talk filth in private
18:31:07 <Sonia> wtf is a dddos
18:31:08 <DirtyDingo_> ive got a hard on
18:31:18 <Sonia> i think ur confused
18:31:25 <Sonia> irc spam is bit diff
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18:31:44 <DirtyDingo_> mmmmmmmmmm sperm
18:31:45 <realist> WayneIsFurious: just ignore or strip control characters
18:31:51 <enemy> WayneIsFurious u suck faggot
18:32:02 * wots_ur_cupsize slaps adriano around a bit with a large trout
18:32:07 <Sonia> lol
18:32:11 <Sonia> �5� ��/���+��5�#�0�;�&���3�6�2
18:32:11 <Sonia> 6}���,�4�1�<�2�� ��0�1�;��,�.�
18:32:12 <Sonia> .��+�;�,��*{ � ��'�1�*�@��4�-�
18:32:20 <Sonia> 4a621342de0b91d567690bd43e0c8894
18:32:21 <WayneIsFurious> why is this loser able to use sonia's nick?
18:32:30 <realist> WayneIsFurious: why not?
18:32:31 <Sonia> figure it out
18:32:33 <Sonia> fuck
18:32:34 <DirtyDingo_> it is sonia
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18:32:42 <realist> DirtyDingo_: lawl
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18:33:14 <realist> Wow, I wish I was that cool.
18:33:41 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) -im
18:33:44 <enemy> lol
18:33:46 <enemy> Sonia is a lesbian wants to room me in the ass
18:33:50 <Sonia> lol you u can be... /timer 10 0 /mode $me -x (+x)
18:33:52 <WayneIsFurious> he's a hacker
18:33:53 <enemy> root
18:33:59 <Sonia> WayneIsFurious is dumb as shit
18:34:00 <WayneIsFurious> wish i could do that!
18:34:09 <WayneIsFurious> your hardcore Sonia
18:34:12 <Sonia> gets confused with hacking and a bit of irc spam
18:34:16 <WayneIsFurious> i bet you could hack into my box using ESP heh
18:34:17 <enemy> WayneIsFurious your a cock hungry fag shutup
18:34:24 <WayneIsFurious> DDOS is not hacking
18:34:25 <Sonia> a quick mode change, hacking?
18:34:26 <clusiana> room me was more interesting
18:34:27 <Sonia> hahasodas
18:34:27 <Sonia> [dk
18:34:39 <enemy> clusiana lol
18:34:39 <realist> Sonia: this network is boring though...
18:34:41 <WayneIsFurious> you are trying to defend yourself.. yet you are already a proven script kiddie loser
18:34:42 <enemy> :P
18:34:52 <realist> Sonia: can't take over channels, like the old days of EFNet
18:34:54 <WayneIsFurious> what a drongo
18:34:59 <Sonia> ur all dumb as shit sorry...
18:35:04 <enemy> realist
18:35:05 <enemy> :P
18:35:07 <Sonia> the only one with any appaent skill
18:35:09 <Sonia> is realist
18:35:10 <WayneIsFurious> pooor Sonia
18:35:11 <WayneIsFurious> faggot
18:35:19 * clusiana yawns
18:35:25 <Sonia> he would of stopped it if it was not for SoniaNotHere's incompetent bot
18:35:29 <Sonia> ^ true
18:35:39 <Sonia> and because hes okay
18:35:40 <realist> True.
18:35:45 <Sonia> ill stop
18:35:46 <Sonia> :D
18:35:52 Nick: Sonia is now known as asdasdausyd
18:35:53 <enemy> Sonia can i finger your ass
18:35:55 Part: asdasdausyd ([email protected]) from #facebook
18:36:18 <clusiana> finger ass day is monday
18:36:18 <WayneIsFurious> what a lamer
18:36:26 <clusiana> you're early
18:36:42 <realist> WayneIsFurious: just bored, more likely.
18:36:55 <enemy> WayneIsFurious fuck toads u looser
18:37:00 <enemy> goo play on the road
18:37:13 <enemy> realist thats it bro
18:37:25 <enemy> bored is the word
18:37:29 <WayneIsFurious> normal people do stuff when they are bored, they dont do lame script kiddie attacks
18:37:30 <clusiana> looser?
18:37:40 <enemy> i got a nitro rc car today though
18:37:47 <WayneIsFurious> elite hax0rs if bored would get into some hardcore coding.
18:37:53 <WayneIsFurious> no you did not enemy
18:37:54 <WayneIsFurious> liar
18:37:58 <clusiana> :|
18:38:00 <enemy> i did soo
18:38:04 <enemy> custom kit from usa
18:38:06 <WayneIsFurious> liar
18:38:07 <enemy> 1200dollas
18:38:08 <WayneIsFurious> sifff
18:38:13 <WayneIsFurious> thats shit
18:38:20 <enemy> not when it does 120k's
18:38:26 <WayneIsFurious> how old are you enemy, 14?
18:38:28 <WayneIsFurious> grow up
18:38:41 <WayneIsFurious> 120 km for 10 metres before its lil motor goes BANG
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18:38:46 <enemy> nah i race in comps with around 80 outhers
18:38:52 <enemy> no
18:38:55 <WayneIsFurious> faggot
18:38:59 <WayneIsFurious> grow up
18:39:01 <enemy> its perfect
18:39:03 <WayneIsFurious> only kids do that stuff
18:39:12 <enemy> no they dont cock boy
18:39:16 <enemy> thats why i got into it
18:39:21 <WayneIsFurious> they're all pedofiles
18:39:26 <enemy> like u
18:39:33 <WayneIsFurious> enemy, is a rockspidah
18:39:44 <WayneIsFurious> got into remote controlled cars to pickup young boys down at the track
18:39:54 <WayneIsFurious> lol pwnd
18:40:24 <realist> enemy: R/C dorifuto?
18:40:36 <WayneIsFurious> fuck up realist, you fuckin rockspider
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18:40:49 <DirtyDingo_> dont mention RC unless they are nitro
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18:41:34 <realist> Electric motors have more torque
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18:42:03 <realist> WayneIsFurious: use /ignore or fuck up
18:42:03 <Jew_Bagel> chicks love electric motors
18:42:06 <Jew_Bagel> IN DILDOS
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18:45:15 <WayneIsFurious> realist, dont fuckin get tough around me, cunt
18:45:20 <WayneIsFurious> ill fuckin drop you
18:45:35 <realist> WayneIsFurious: back in your box, kid.
18:45:39 <WayneIsFurious> lamer
18:45:40 <WayneIsFurious> idiot
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18:46:06 <enemy> lol realist nice 1
18:46:18 <enemy> box bitch
18:46:34 * enemy shits in WayneIsFurious boxx
18:47:39 * DirtyDingo_ goes and has a jack in the box
18:48:03 <WayneIsFurious> realist, die, bum bandit
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18:49:00 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick
18:49:05 <DirtyDingo_> are u wet?
18:49:08 <aussiechick> no
18:49:13 <enemy> lol
18:49:19 <enemy> can i finger your ass
18:49:23 <aussiechick> no
18:49:28 <enemy> :(
18:49:40 <WhoMadeWho> what if her ass is full of poo
18:49:46 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick do u like the taste of sperm?
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18:49:56 <aussiechick> no
18:50:02 <DirtyDingo_> my sperm tastes nice
18:50:16 <WhoMadeWho> aussiechick, do you like the taste of another womans vagina
18:50:27 <aussiechick> have u tasted it n y
18:50:43 * DirtyDingo_ spurts semen on his own hand and licks it up
18:51:13 <DirtyDingo_> wanna taste?
18:51:30 <aussiechick> i have never been with another chick or guy
18:51:39 <WayneIsFurious> fuckin shut up
18:51:52 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +o realist
18:52:16 <DirtyDingo_> how old are u aussiechick
18:52:19 <aussiechick> 22
18:52:24 <WayneIsFurious> rofl
18:52:30 <aussiechick> i am
18:52:33 <WayneIsFurious> you must be fuckin fat and ugly
18:52:40 <WayneIsFurious> to be a virgin at 22
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18:53:00 <aussiechick> no i have been with a guy
18:53:09 <wots_ur_cupsize> did you fuck him ?
18:53:13 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick do u like the smell of semen?
18:53:15 <aussiechick> yer
18:53:16 <WayneIsFurious> lol
18:53:18 <aussiechick> n no
18:53:24 <WayneIsFurious> did he blow in your ass?
18:53:25 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
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18:53:35 <WayneIsFurious> id fuck you in the ass
18:53:36 <DirtyDingo_> u should see how much semen i spurt out
18:53:37 <WayneIsFurious> good and proppa
18:53:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> have you ever consumed seamen?
18:53:42 <DirtyDingo_> i can fill a martini glass
18:53:43 <aussiechick> no
18:53:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> why not?
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18:53:57 <DirtyDingo_> its so warm and sexy
18:53:58 <WayneIsFurious> you MUST drink a cockload
18:54:01 <wots_ur_cupsize> might taste like bubble gum
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18:54:06 <+realist> You guys are real charmers.
18:54:07 <wots_ur_cupsize> wb
18:54:12 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
18:54:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> why charm chicks on the net
18:54:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> men go in the real world to do it
18:54:26 <WayneIsFurious> all IRC girls are fat and ugly
18:54:29 <wots_ur_cupsize> boyz do it on irc
18:54:33 <WayneIsFurious> this is a proven fact
18:54:42 <wots_ur_cupsize> to easy to charm a chick on irc
18:54:49 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick do u wanna taste semen>
18:55:00 <WayneIsFurious> id cum right in her eye
18:55:03 <aussiechick> no
18:55:12 <DirtyDingo_> ide cum on her titie
18:55:17 <wots_ur_cupsize> aussiechick come over drink some gasoline with me
18:55:57 <DirtyDingo_> how old are u aussiechick
18:56:05 <wots_ur_cupsize> she is 45
18:56:57 <aussiechick> not that old
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18:57:19 <DirtyDingo_> are u fat or skinny?
18:57:51 <DirtyDingo_> my cocks got a real strong cheesey smell to it
18:57:58 <aussiechick> y that has nothin to do
18:58:07 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
18:58:34 <DirtyDingo_> then when i ejaculate it smells like cheese and mushroom pie
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19:01:19 <cradel> secks
19:02:23 <DirtyDingo_> she has gone to have a wank
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19:02:54 <WhoMadeWho> aussiechick why do you put little girl in yur ident for
19:03:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you one of them ped cops
19:03:08 <WhoMadeWho> trolling for peds
19:03:16 <aussiechick> no y
19:03:18 <DirtyDingo_> if she was a ped cop she would have said 12 not 22
19:03:36 <WhoMadeWho> all cops are peds
19:03:40 <WhoMadeWho> regardless
19:03:52 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick is fat
19:03:59 <wots_ur_cupsize> there is no 12yo law enforcement officers
19:04:25 <DirtyDingo_> ive seen her photo
19:04:31 <aussiechick> i do have a more to love body yes not as big as a house
19:04:40 <aussiechick> bullshit u have
19:04:52 <DirtyDingo_> i have
19:04:55 <DirtyDingo_> lardarse
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19:05:04 <aussiechick> where
19:05:16 <DirtyDingo_> myspace
19:05:28 <aussiechick> im not on myspace
19:05:33 <DirtyDingo_> ur on irc
19:06:07 <DirtyDingo_> can i blow on ur belly?
19:06:20 <aussiechick> no
19:06:27 <Fractured> :S
19:06:36 <WhoMadeWho> who in here would root shelly craft from australias funniest home videos
19:06:53 <DirtyDingo_> not me
19:06:54 <aussiechick> i am 22 and i am happily married
19:06:57 <DirtyDingo_> she is ferrel
19:07:00 <wots_ur_cupsize> she looks like a slug
19:07:36 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick ur not married
19:07:39 <stompin> WhoMadeWho sure why not
19:08:05 <aussiechick> ummm yes i am
19:08:06 Mode: (by realist) -o realist
19:08:16 <DirtyDingo_> umm know ur not
19:08:21 <DirtyDingo_> i know who u are
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19:08:41 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +o realist
19:08:49 <aussiechick> who am i
19:08:54 <DirtyDingo_> ur kathy
19:09:29 <aussiechick> nope
19:09:34 <DirtyDingo_> wanna talk about sex in private?
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19:09:43 <DirtyDingo_> im horny
19:09:51 <aussiechick> im no slut ty
19:10:10 <DirtyDingo_> u are so
19:10:13 <Fractured> ...
19:10:13 Mode: (by realist) -o realist
19:10:28 <DirtyDingo_> ur a slut and u like the cock why dont u admit it
19:10:28 <aussiechick> no im not
19:10:31 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +o realist
19:10:42 <DirtyDingo_> wanna have a taste of my cock?
19:11:01 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +b *!*@63148982.westnet.com.au
19:11:02 Kick: comfy was kicked by CUNTWHORE (out)
19:11:02 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: wanna give it a break?
19:11:10 Nick: SoniaNotHere is now known as Sonia
19:11:11 Part: LeoDiCap ([email protected]) from #facebook
19:11:17 <DirtyDingo_> not realy
19:11:19 <DirtyDingo_> no
19:11:26 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
19:11:30 <Fractured> every channel i go in has tossers like dirtydingo over there
19:11:46 <wots_ur_cupsize> do u not like him ?
19:11:54 <DirtyDingo_> Fractured this is irc
19:12:18 <Fractured> and?
19:12:26 <DirtyDingo_> and the sky is blue
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19:12:42 <Fractured> wow i didnt know that
19:12:49 <DirtyDingo_> u do now
19:12:52 <+realist> It isn't really.
19:12:58 Quit: mr8thwonder ([email protected]) Quit:
19:13:04 <WhoMadeWho> the sky is not blue, it relects back from the earth
19:13:05 <DirtyDingo_> well grass is green
19:13:10 <+realist> We just perceive it that way.
19:13:16 <WhoMadeWho> indeed
19:13:30 <WhoMadeWho> shit is brown generally
19:13:33 <DirtyDingo_> how do we know that green isnt realy red
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19:13:36 <WhoMadeWho> black if youve had a hard night
19:13:49 <+realist> DirtyDingo_: we don't, it's a well known paradox.
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19:13:59 <DirtyDingo_> pink flyd
19:14:07 <PadingtonBear> lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
19:16:07 <DirtyDingo_> anything on tellie tonight nerds?
19:16:38 <stompin> nope
19:16:40 <stompin> tv sucks
19:16:43 <stompin> watch porn
19:17:16 <DirtyDingo_> im going to go down to aussiechicks house and watch tellie
19:17:26 <stompin> yer
19:17:27 <stompin> is she hot
19:17:32 <DirtyDingo_> no
19:17:38 <DirtyDingo_> but she has a big screen
19:18:17 <stompin> lol
19:19:23 <DirtyDingo_> http://www.ghosts.org/stories/test/categories.php?catid=3&parentcatid=3
19:19:28 <DirtyDingo_> read read read
19:25:14 <Sonia> no
19:25:17 <Sonia> you can't make me
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19:27:15 <DirtyDingo_> wanna bet?
19:27:36 <Sonia> sure, why not
19:27:43 <DirtyDingo_> how much
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19:30:38 <Sonia> sif bet money
19:30:44 <Sonia> I'll smack you out
19:30:45 <Fred-Bear> Sonia, did you watch bathurst
19:30:53 <Fred-Bear> holden qualified first
19:31:07 <Sonia> yeah I saw
19:31:11 <Sonia> and Ford 2nd and 3rd
19:31:19 <Sonia> but tomorrow is the big day
19:31:30 <Fred-Bear> you know what they say about 2nd, its the first loser
19:31:39 <Fred-Bear> maybe they will have better luck next yr
19:33:25 <Sonia> it was only for the shootout
19:33:30 <Sonia> doesn't mean anything lol
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19:39:59 <Fred-Bear> Sonia , never mind mate, ford will get up again
19:40:14 <Sonia> I'm sure they will, but thanks for the thought ;)
19:40:18 <Fred-Bear> they didnt do much during the 90's
19:40:48 <Fred-Bear> they usually have a few wins then go back under the rock they hide under
19:41:05 * Fred-Bear puts a holden sticker on Sonia
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19:41:24 <Sonia> eww
19:41:27 <Sonia> it burns :(
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19:42:17 <Fred-Bear> Sonia you should make little holden pasta for tomorrows loss ford will have
19:42:21 <Fred-Bear> :)
19:42:25 <Sonia> lol
19:42:27 <Sonia> no way
19:42:37 <Sonia> and the race isn't over until I sing
19:42:50 <aussiechick> GO HOLDENS
19:43:09 <Fred-Bear> ford will need an extra 100hp to try an match any of the holdens out on the track
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19:43:18 <DirtyDingo_> aussiechick
19:43:29 <DirtyDingo_> u luv me dont u
19:43:33 <Puck> holdens r being sold to the indians soon
19:43:39 <aussiechick> no
19:43:45 <Puck> yes
19:43:46 <DirtyDingo_> are u sure
19:44:02 <Puck> GM shares in the US lost 70% of its value last 2 month
19:44:24 <Puck> US congress thinkin of flogging of their assett one by one
19:44:32 <Puck> so its either indians or chinese will buy them
19:44:39 <Puck> cos they r the only 2 who has that kin dof money now
19:44:46 <aussiechick> yes i am
19:44:55 <DirtyDingo_> ok kath
19:44:57 <Puck> btw indians aleady bought jaguar from ford
19:45:06 <Puck> so JAGuar is indian owned now
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19:46:20 <Fred-Bear> jaguar is the slut of the carmakers world
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20:38:04 Mode: (by ShmapPoob) -o ShmapPoob
20:39:46 <ShmapPoob> fags
20:42:18 <DirtyDingo_> wats aussiechick doing
20:42:50 <ShmapPoob> who cares
20:42:58 <PadingtonBear> shes slutting
20:43:17 <DarkAssassinSX> you say that like its a bad thing
20:43:20 <rachie> LOL
20:43:20 <ShmapPoob> lol
20:43:20 <rachie> gold
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20:43:43 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v bron
20:43:51 <PadingtonBear> you seen her? it is a very bad thing loolll
20:43:52 <DarkAssassinSX> yeap
20:43:52 <DarkAssassinSX> :p
20:43:54 <bron> thanks cunt
20:44:05 <DarkAssassinSX> PadingtonBear well, who cares, she's giving someone sex
20:44:10 <DarkAssassinSX> ists a public serice
20:44:16 <PadingtonBear> loooollll
20:44:19 <DarkAssassinSX> or pubic service, either one
20:44:20 <DarkAssassinSX> :P
20:44:21 <PadingtonBear> touche
20:44:48 Nick: mixy|sleep is now known as mixy
20:45:21 <realist> mixy: there's something wrong with your highlight script
20:45:31 <mixy> why's that?
20:45:52 * Impaler slaps mixy around a bit with a large trout
20:46:18 <realist> mixy: it noticed me
20:46:31 <mixy> well, yeah, because you set off my highlight
20:46:36 <DirtyDingo_> bron
20:46:44 <realist> mixy: what words set it off?
20:46:52 <DirtyDingo_> rachel
20:46:53 <mixy> my name and my nickname
20:46:59 <DirtyDingo_> mixy
20:47:02 <mixy> and the word swish :D
20:47:05 <realist> I didn't say your name, or your nickname
20:47:08 <DirtyDingo_> swish
20:47:11 <realist> Or the word swish.
20:47:16 <mixy> actually, you did
20:47:25 <mixy> my names rach, rachie rachy whatever
20:47:26 <bron> MIXY
20:47:29 <bron> rach
20:47:32 <mixy> so they're on my highligh
20:47:34 <bron> no notices
20:47:40 <bron> why would ur highlight notice someone though
20:47:41 <mixy> because i'm not away anymore
20:47:42 <bron> lol
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20:47:54 <DirtyDingo_> bron do u wanna be firends?
20:47:56 <mixy> it just notices to say i'm not here
20:48:06 <bron> so u could easily get flooded out
20:48:09 <realist> bron: stupid script.
20:48:10 <bron> what a great script
20:48:14 <realist> bron: once only.
20:48:17 <mixy> i don't think so
20:48:23 <realist> bron: ps. hai
20:48:24 <bron> oh if its only once thats alright but still
20:48:26 <bron> noone cares
20:48:26 <mixy> yeah, one time reminder
20:48:27 <bron> hello!
20:48:42 <realist> bron: have a nice power nap?
20:48:47 <mixy> if nobody cares i wouldn have to explain this
20:48:53 <bron> slept for 10 mins n went to the hallam for tea
20:49:05 <ShmapPoob> hallam huh
20:49:11 <bron> had a nice risotto
20:49:19 <DirtyDingo_> yum
20:49:25 <DirtyDingo_> wwho did u go with
20:49:32 <bron> my mother and my father and my brother.
20:50:16 Quit: LoUiE_b ([email protected]) Quit:
20:50:18 <DirtyDingo_> bron ever felt time displacment?
20:50:28 <DirtyDingo_> http://www.ghosts.org/stories/test/categories.php?catid=3&parentcatid=3
20:50:47 <bron> im atheist i dont believe in fuck all
20:51:10 <DirtyDingo_> bron can u unblock me from msn
20:51:11 <ShmapPoob> so you think we're here as a result of nothing?
20:51:21 <ShmapPoob> I prefer to be agnostic...
20:51:25 <ShmapPoob> something put us here
20:51:29 <ShmapPoob> but we know fuck all about it
20:51:35 <bron> big bang
20:51:40 <DirtyDingo_> yes please
20:51:40 <ShmapPoob> that doesn't explain it
20:51:45 <bron> who the fuck explains god
20:51:46 <ShmapPoob> who created the chemicals in the big bang?
20:51:46 <bron> lol
20:51:49 <bron> who created god?
20:51:53 <ShmapPoob> man
20:51:53 <bron> who created whoever put us here?
20:51:59 <ShmapPoob> exactly
20:52:02 <bron> who created whatever put us here?
20:52:05 <bron> hence i just dont believe.
20:52:09 <bron> i dont think about it
20:52:17 <bron> i dont believe in god i dont believe in superstition i dont believe in ghosts
20:52:19 <bron> we are what we are
20:52:20 <bron> nothing more
20:52:22 <ShmapPoob> Seems like you think something put us here but you have no idea what so you don't worry about it
20:52:24 <ShmapPoob> that's agnostic
20:52:37 <DirtyDingo_> lol
20:52:38 <bron> i do strongly believe in science and fact though
20:52:44 <ShmapPoob> so do I
20:52:46 <bron> and i hate asians
20:52:47 <rachie> athiest is still believingin something
20:52:48 <rachie> blahblahblah
20:52:50 <rachie> ME TOO
20:52:52 <ShmapPoob> you're making a lot of sense tonight
20:52:53 <ShmapPoob> oh..
20:52:54 <bron> ^5
20:52:56 <ShmapPoob> you lost me with that comment
20:52:57 <DirtyDingo_> bron can u unblock me from msn
20:52:59 <ShmapPoob> why hate asians?
20:53:00 <bron> hahahahhaa
20:53:03 <bron> im kidding
20:53:04 <ShmapPoob> they're no different from anyone else
20:53:06 <bron> just thought id throw that in there
20:53:10 <ShmapPoob> lolll
20:53:11 <bron> the topic wasnt funny enough for my liking
20:53:18 <ShmapPoob> :)
20:53:21 <ShmapPoob> hehe
20:53:22 <bron> i had a boring day at work
20:53:28 <ShmapPoob> I had a boring day full stop
20:53:32 <ShmapPoob> exams in three weeks :/
20:53:38 <DirtyDingo_> wana have a spicey convo with me in pm bron?
20:53:45 <DirtyDingo_> to get the juices flowing
20:54:12 <bron> had some wanker english man call up by the name of julian something might aswell have been fucking charlston witherspoon i dont give a fuck n record every word i say n tell me he was sending it to his lawyers all cos the fuckhead doesnt know the state the car he was driving is regd in and i told him to find out and call back
20:54:14 <bron> bloody hell
20:54:16 <bron> cbf with this shit
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20:54:42 <bron> sif recording me without my permission is legal
20:54:56 <bron> he ws telling me some bullshit story so i just hung up on him now im gona get in trouble *sigh*
20:55:21 <DirtyDingo_> bron u shouldnt be doing the work u do with bipolar
20:55:22 <ShmapPoob> lol
20:55:28 <ShmapPoob> sending it to his lawyers to do what...
20:55:30 <bron> on a good note, i deleted some guys rego off his account who cut me off yesterday
20:55:30 <ShmapPoob> pffft
20:55:39 <bron> so good luck to the faggot
20:55:40 <ShmapPoob> that's bad...
20:55:46 <bron> cutting me off is bad
20:55:50 <ShmapPoob> not really
20:55:56 <bron> i nearly crashed!
20:55:57 <ShmapPoob> what you did is unprofessional and straight out dodgy
20:56:01 <bron> i dont care
20:56:06 <ShmapPoob> possibly illegal too
20:56:09 <bron> it is illegal
20:56:16 <bron> not the first illegal thing ive done in my life
20:56:20 <ShmapPoob> :o
20:56:21 <ShmapPoob> oh noess
20:56:26 <ShmapPoob> rebel
20:56:29 <bron> i loitered once
20:56:30 * DirtyDingo_ coughs speed
20:56:33 <ShmapPoob> no way
20:56:36 <bron> yeah
20:56:37 <bron> im serious
20:56:40 <DirtyDingo_> drugie
20:56:40 <bron> u dont believe me?
20:56:52 <DirtyDingo_> she was waiting to score
20:56:55 <ShmapPoob> no way bron
20:56:55 <ShmapPoob> no way
20:56:56 <bron> i also didnt have money on me whilst doing so
20:57:00 <DirtyDingo_> standing there like a stale beer waiting
20:57:02 <bron> thats extra rebellious
20:57:07 <ShmapPoob> :o
20:57:09 <ShmapPoob> :O
20:57:34 <DirtyDingo_> who needs money when u have cock suckinh skills
20:58:10 <bron> i dont know dingo, you tell me
20:58:19 <bron> you seem to discuss it alot, you must have quite a bit of experience
20:58:56 <Pieter> *uNF*
20:59:16 <DirtyDingo_> hahahaha
20:59:21 <DirtyDingo_> bron will u marry me
20:59:26 <bron> Pieter is that like dieter
20:59:26 <bron> like
20:59:28 <bron> dieter brummer
20:59:33 <bron> that guy was a wanker
20:59:34 <DirtyDingo_> like angel
20:59:38 <DirtyDingo_> like melissa george
20:59:39 <ShmapPoob> DirtyDingo_... you're a repetitive dickhead.... your crap is getting so boring
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20:59:40 <DirtyDingo_> like
20:59:49 <DirtyDingo_> im a robot
21:00:11 <ShmapPoob> give it a rest mate
21:00:13 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +o ShmapPoob
21:00:15 <ShmapPoob> it's old
21:00:25 <DirtyDingo_> ShmapPoob lets get one thing clear ok?
21:00:27 <bron> melissa george is hot though
21:00:28 <DirtyDingo_> im not ur mate
21:00:31 <bron> not really
21:00:34 <ShmapPoob> we're in autralia idiot
21:00:35 <bron> she has a munted face
21:00:42 <ShmapPoob> it's a figure of speech
21:00:44 <DirtyDingo_> thanks for letting me know
21:00:48 <DirtyDingo_> realy?
21:00:57 <ShmapPoob> yeah so no need to state the obvious idiot
21:00:57 <bron> http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/5/57/ActressMelissaGeorge1_307.jpg
21:00:59 <bron> id give her one
21:01:01 <ShmapPoob> of course we're not mates
21:01:16 <DirtyDingo_> fuck up now
21:01:17 <ShmapPoob> haha @ chickipedia
21:01:20 <DirtyDingo_> u go on to far
21:01:36 <DirtyDingo_> i would blow my load all over her tits
21:01:48 <DirtyDingo_> cant cry over spilt milk angel baby
21:02:38 <ShmapPoob> what's on for the weekend
21:02:39 <Pieter> bron! Noooo.. I wasnt shane from home n away :p
21:02:52 <bron> haha
21:02:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> suo rob
21:02:56 <Pieter> bron: Dieter is German, but even tho my mum is german, Pieter is Dutcgh
21:02:57 <bron> shane got to fuck angel
21:02:58 <wots_ur_cupsize> sup*
21:02:59 <bron> in his mind!
21:02:59 <Pieter> Dutch even
21:03:00 <ShmapPoob> hey pete
21:03:05 <wots_ur_cupsize> how are ya
21:03:06 <ShmapPoob> how you doing
21:03:11 <Pieter> shane died by a freekin infection by a scratch
21:03:11 <bron> yes dutch and german are so different
21:03:12 <Pieter> :/
21:03:13 <wots_ur_cupsize> 'good man, just woke up
21:03:20 <bron> hey sexy
21:03:20 <Pieter> hehehe.. not quite ;)
21:03:23 <ShmapPoob> they are different
21:03:27 <ShmapPoob> different countries in fact lol
21:03:32 <DirtyDingo_> wow
21:03:33 <Pieter> but Id assume that was sarcasm :) but anyway, Pieter is dutch for Peter
21:03:39 <Pieter> and same for german
21:03:40 <bron> its not like china and kenya difference though
21:03:44 <ShmapPoob> true
21:03:48 <Pieter> from what I recall, Dieter is german for peter
21:03:55 <ShmapPoob> my friend is half african half chinese
21:03:58 <bron> like
21:04:00 <bron> bronwyn is
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21:04:03 <bron> nothing for
21:04:06 <bron> i dont know
21:04:16 <DirtyDingo_> bron do u know my name?
21:04:23 <bron> i did
21:04:25 <bron> i cant remember
21:04:34 <Pieter> your real name is Ernie Dingo?
21:04:40 <Pieter> like mine is aussie peter
21:04:41 <Pieter> ?
21:04:42 <Pieter> :)
21:04:48 <bron> my friends baby is quart mauritian quart cro quart filo quart ital
21:04:56 <DirtyDingo_> im cro
21:04:59 <Pieter> jesuys!
21:05:03 <Pieter> what is the baby's name tho
21:05:06 <bron> tomee
21:05:06 <Pieter> something aussie, right?
21:05:09 <Pieter> tomee
21:05:14 <Pieter> spelt that way? thats cool!
21:05:16 <Pieter> :)
21:05:18 <bron> yes spelt that way
21:05:22 <bron> its not cool..
21:05:25 <Pieter> why not?
21:05:28 <Pieter> I think it is
21:05:29 <bron> pm
21:05:40 <DirtyDingo_> was she raped
21:05:43 <DirtyDingo_> ?
21:06:23 <DirtyDingo_> bron ur not making racist coments are u
21:06:28 <bron> no
21:06:32 <bron> and she wasnt raped
21:06:36 <unique> I always thought Dieter was a plant.
21:06:43 <bron> the father is in the babys life
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21:06:58 <bron> MAD
21:07:01 <bron> GOOD WORK CHANOP
21:07:03 <bron> U FAGGOT
21:07:14 <bron> onlyi can talk
21:07:15 <bron> oh great
21:07:17 <ShmapPoob> hmm
21:07:18 <bron> hello everyone
21:07:24 <bron> hello roberto
21:07:31 Part: DirtyDingo_ ([email protected]) from #facebook
21:07:32 <ShmapPoob> hello bron
21:07:41 <bron> haha dirty faggot left.
21:07:47 <ShmapPoob> good
21:07:50 <bron> that wanker
21:07:57 <ShmapPoob> I was going to ban him if he kept that shit up
21:08:07 <bron> im quite sick of it myself
21:08:24 <bron> atleast when we pick on lenny, majority of the channel find it amusing
21:08:30 <bron> i dont think anyone finds his antics amusing.
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21:08:37 Mode: (by Sonia) -mi
21:08:44 <unique> I just assumed cos we have a boy at work called Dieter and his sisters are.. Lilly, Lavender, Geranium and Daisy. Lmfao. ;p
21:08:52 <unique> There we go, finished what i was saying.
21:09:00 <bron> LOL erynn
21:09:02 <bron> wtf?
21:09:07 <bron> thats like the kardashians
21:09:09 <unique> Well i just assumed he was a plant too.
21:09:10 <unique> :S
21:09:11 <ShmapPoob> yeah when we bag lenny, it's all humour
21:09:13 <rachie> I like this channel better
21:09:16 <rachie> people are nice here
21:09:17 Join: DirtyDingo_ ([email protected]) to #facebook
21:09:17 <ShmapPoob> dirtydingo is just a sleazy weirdo to yoou
21:09:17 <bron> kim kourtney khloe kylie kendall and kris
21:09:19 <ShmapPoob> -o
21:09:20 <bron> then.....rob
21:09:26 <bron> good timing
21:09:35 <ShmapPoob> ?
21:09:36 <DirtyDingo_> ShmapPoob im a sleazy wierdo to everyone
21:09:41 <ShmapPoob> ahh right
21:09:42 <PadingtonBear> looolllll
21:09:43 <bron> more so to me
21:09:44 <DirtyDingo_> ur not very bright are u buddy?
21:09:47 <PadingtonBear> busted!
21:10:00 <ShmapPoob> I'm very bright actually
21:10:01 <DirtyDingo_> bron i just dislike u more
21:10:11 <DirtyDingo_> well take notice them idiot
21:10:12 <bron> cos ur jealous of adrian?
21:10:13 <bron> cos ur jealous of adrian?
21:10:15 <bron> whoops
21:10:16 <bron> sorry
21:10:17 <DirtyDingo_> open ur eyes
21:10:18 <DirtyDingo_> k
21:10:55 <unique> Lol bron.. yeah i know a family with all L names.. Parents are Luke and Linda then kids and Lochie, Lara.. and lily and lacy were twins.
21:11:01 <unique> I think that's poxy.
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21:11:06 <ShmapPoob> that's gay
21:11:11 <DirtyDingo_> ur gay
21:11:16 <PadingtonBear> looolll
21:11:21 Part: Mattyb ([email protected]) from #facebook
21:11:28 <DirtyDingo_> ur nick name is wierd ShmapPoob
21:11:29 <bron> like branwen and her brothers name was bran
21:11:30 <bron> thats gay
21:11:35 <bron> its shampoo
21:11:36 <unique> LOL
21:11:38 <ShmapPoob> yep it is weird
21:11:51 <bron> atleast he doesnt eat babies
21:12:06 <DirtyDingo_> u eat babies becoz ur a bukake bitch
21:12:11 <bron> ..or does he o_O
21:12:12 <rachie> oh except DirtyDingo_
21:12:14 <rachie> fkn weirdo
21:12:14 <rachie> lol
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21:12:27 <DirtyDingo_> rachie is a slut aswell
21:12:36 <bron> is that because she wont fuck you?
21:12:40 <DirtyDingo_> yes
21:12:46 <DirtyDingo_> she wont irc fuck me
21:12:50 <DirtyDingo_> like u wont bronwyn
21:13:06 <DarkAssassinSX> awwwwwwwwww
21:13:08 <bron> oh well
21:13:08 <DarkAssassinSX> diddums
21:13:13 <bron> is that all it will take for u to shutup
21:13:16 <bron> pm then ;)
21:13:37 <bron> DirtyDingo_ [.:21:13:30:.] [.: DirtyDingo_ :.] lets do it
21:13:39 <bron> fuck off lol
21:14:26 <DirtyDingo_> HAHAYHAYA
21:14:51 <ShmapPoob> hmm
21:14:52 <bron> what are u laughing at
21:15:06 <DirtyDingo_> u said u put on ur robe and wizard hat
21:15:19 <bron> what? i was just getting into the mood
21:15:21 <bron> and u laugh atme
21:15:23 <bron> u killed it
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21:15:44 <DirtyDingo_> cam u take off the robe but leave the hat on?
21:15:53 <bron> no
21:16:07 <DirtyDingo_> well take the hat off to then
21:16:34 <DirtyDingo_> bron whisper somthing dirty in my pm window so i can masterbate
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21:17:56 <DirtyDingo_> bron im geting sick of u and ur bipolic ways
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21:18:54 <DirtyDingo_> eever thought about geting help for it?
21:19:45 <DirtyDingo_> ShmapPoob get of ur high horse
21:19:48 <DirtyDingo_> ok�
21:19:51 <DirtyDingo_> ?
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21:21:15 <G-F-CKY--RS-LF> � :Random Quote:� <MrPlz> any girls bored & feelin abit horny & willin 2 jump into a car wif 5 strangers & suk them all off? pm me now
21:21:23 <ShmapPoob> lol
21:21:28 <Sesh_away> haha
21:21:29 <Sesh_away> honest
21:21:32 Nick: Sesh_away is now known as Sesh_
21:21:47 <cKy> hi Sesh_
21:21:58 <Sesh_> hai cKy o////////
21:22:02 <cKy> ^_^
21:23:12 * ^pilot^ slaps Sesh_ around a bit with a large trout
21:23:15 <^pilot^> http://www.boostcruising.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=341889
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21:24:02 <Sesh_> is that the original vgs13?
21:24:07 <Sesh_> is it still alive?
21:24:30 <Sesh_> oh it is
21:24:35 <Sesh_> looked better 5 years ago
21:24:54 <stompin> insane pilot
21:25:17 <Sesh_> awesome car when it didn't have the gay kit on it
21:25:30 <Sesh_> and had decent rims
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21:29:05 <MetallicAzz> Any sydney girls in here?
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21:32:01 <DirtyDingo_> ShmapPoob ya faggot
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21:32:08 <DirtyDingo_> suck my cock
21:32:12 <DirtyDingo_> k?
21:32:50 <DirtyDingo_> ban me again i know ur a sad cunt and it empowers u
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21:32:54 <DirtyDingo_> DO IT
21:33:22 <DirtyDingo_> cum on ya stupid little fuck stick
21:33:26 <DirtyDingo_> too late
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21:33:35 <stompin> wtf is his problem
21:33:37 <MetallicAzz> what a moron
21:34:08 <Zaim1> http://img.4chan.org/r9k/src/1223705537539.jpg
21:34:14 <MetallicAzz> the problem with the internet is it gives everyone an equal voice... deserving or, in his case, not.
21:38:29 <Impaler> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=J0IuUXHBkaw
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21:39:01 <ShmapPoob> oops
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21:39:40 <bron> lawl
21:39:59 <bron> lol
21:40:02 * wots_ur_cupsize slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
21:40:03 <bron> why did he get voiced
21:40:05 <bron> hi baby
21:40:10 <ShmapPoob> dunno
21:40:11 <wots_ur_cupsize> sup baby cakes
21:40:19 <ShmapPoob> wasn't me
21:40:19 <realist> 21:40:03 -ChanOP([email protected])- Warning: You have exceeded your allocated slice for ban memory storage. Please remove any unnecessary bans if you wish to add more.
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21:41:05 <bron> wtf
21:41:10 <bron> u have an 'allocated slice'
21:41:20 <Impaler> bron
21:41:23 <Impaler> have u heard k`naan
21:41:23 <bron> ahmed
21:41:25 <bron> no
21:41:27 <Impaler> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=J0IuUXHBkaw
21:41:28 <bron> and nothings up petey pie
21:41:32 <bron> what style is it..
21:41:34 <Impaler> balla
21:41:35 <Impaler> check that out
21:41:37 <Impaler> somali babe
21:41:39 <Impaler> somali style
21:41:41 <Impaler> refugee style
21:41:42 <bron> wtf is that
21:41:43 <bron> fuck that shit
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21:41:49 <Impaler> ;)
21:41:51 <bron> not wastin my bandwidth
21:41:53 <bron> ban jessica_alba
21:41:53 <bron> do it
21:42:00 <Impaler> bitch
21:42:33 <bron> god that hurt my ears
21:42:36 <bron> :P
21:42:36 Quit: DaNieLLa` ([email protected]) Quit: its nice to be important.. but its important to be nice.. Sex is evil.. sex is a sin... sins are forgiven.. so stick it in...
21:42:45 <bron> DirtyDingo_ [.:21:34:14:.] [.: DirtyDingo_ :.] ya fucked up little whore
21:42:45 <bron> DirtyDingo_ [.:21:34:21:.] [.: DirtyDingo_ :.] bai!
21:42:45 <bron> aww
21:42:47 * bron cries
21:43:17 <PadingtonBear> looooolllll
21:43:53 <realist> Impaler: cool video
21:44:11 <bron> anyway im gonna go to sleep and watch this predator vs your auntie bullshit
21:44:13 <bron> xox
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21:44:49 <bron> ps flies are dumb how many times do u have to fly into a mirror before you realise youre going to die if you keep doing it
21:45:27 <Impaler> realist someone on another channel just pasted it to me before id never heard of him
21:45:29 <Impaler> pretty good
21:45:52 <realist> I like how the video takes the piss out of try hards...
21:46:36 <wots_ur_cupsize> balla
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21:47:49 <Impaler> bron
21:47:51 Join: Lwaxana ([email protected]) to #facebook
21:47:53 <Impaler> unique just called me a poser
21:47:54 <wots_ur_cupsize> clusiana
21:47:54 <Impaler> hit her
21:47:55 <wots_ur_cupsize> babes
21:48:00 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana loooolllll
21:48:06 <Lwaxana> :)
21:48:06 * Impaler slaps Lwaxana around a bit with a large trout
21:48:08 * Impaler slaps Lwaxana around a bit with a large trout
21:48:12 <PadingtonBear> how are Lwaxana
21:48:13 <realist> clusiana: that was quick.
21:48:13 <Lwaxana> trout abuse
21:48:14 <PadingtonBear> ?
21:48:18 <Lwaxana> am ok
21:48:23 <realist> Lwaxana: more complaints?
21:48:27 <PadingtonBear> loooolll good to hear
21:48:27 * realist smirks.
21:48:30 <ShmapPoob> hi Lwaxana
21:48:39 * PadingtonBear dances for Lwaxana's ammusment
21:48:42 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana is my wife
21:48:43 <Lwaxana> realist: not atm
21:49:00 <Lwaxana> wots_ur_soxsize ...u wish
21:49:07 * PadingtonBear wiggles his bear bare bottom on Lwaxana's face
21:49:27 <wots_ur_cupsize> sox
21:49:35 <wots_ur_cupsize> buy me some more six babes
21:49:37 <PadingtonBear> loollll @ Lwaxana
21:49:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> sox*
21:49:57 <wots_ur_cupsize> me and Lwaxana consume gasoline together on week nights
21:50:01 <wots_ur_cupsize> on my front porch.
21:50:03 <PadingtonBear> you know some fucking big shit is about to happen when Lwaxana arrives in your channel
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21:50:12 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana is where the action is
21:50:13 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) +v Special-Kel
21:50:20 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah
21:50:30 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana is a law enforcement officer on irc
21:50:37 <Impaler> Lwaxana has 6 degrees
21:50:39 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana whats hot and whats not
21:50:42 <Impaler> Lwaxana has 6 degrees
21:50:43 <Impaler> Lwaxana has 6 degrees
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21:50:44 <Special-Kel> Lwaxana should be in the kitchen
21:50:47 <PadingtonBear> looolllll
21:51:07 * wots_ur_cupsize caresses Lwaxana inner thigh
21:51:15 <PadingtonBear> many people strive to acheive what Lwaxana has achieved
21:51:21 <wots_ur_cupsize> i do
21:51:24 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana is a role model for many
21:51:30 <wots_ur_cupsize> my ultimate goal is to become an irc oper
21:51:34 <Lwaxana> 4 uni degrees and a sense of humour ?
21:51:36 <PadingtonBear> you could call Lwaxana an icon
21:51:44 <PadingtonBear> a hero
21:51:48 <PadingtonBear> a godess
21:51:53 * Lwaxana advises that her official status is as the Betazoid Ambassador to the United Federation of Planets
21:52:04 * PadingtonBear worships the all might Lwaxana
21:52:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana what ya been doin peach cheeks?
21:52:27 <PadingtonBear> you know the pengelim has swung when Lwaxana makes an appearance
21:53:04 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana can make the tables turn with a flick of her wrist
21:53:11 <Lwaxana> pffft
21:53:16 Part: Lwaxana ([email protected]) from #facebook (required for diplomatic mission into the Delta Quadrant)
21:53:20 Nick: mixy is now known as mixy[a]
21:53:20 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
21:53:22 <wots_ur_cupsize> geek
21:53:26 <PadingtonBear> lol and off she goes
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21:53:30 <wots_ur_cupsize> lolol
21:53:33 <wots_ur_cupsize> she is a geek
21:53:40 <PadingtonBear> absoloutly
21:53:53 <ShmapPoob> pendulum
21:54:01 <PadingtonBear> obviously she was in a heated investigation
21:54:16 <PadingtonBear> ta poob i always wondered but never checked that one
21:54:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
21:54:33 <unique> Lmfao.
21:54:40 <unique> Nasty buggers you lot are
21:54:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> irc investigator
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21:54:54 <PadingtonBear> she is like jessica from murder she wrote
21:54:58 <wots_ur_cupsize> i wouldnt mind been a detective
21:55:00 <PadingtonBear> sticks her nose where its not wanted
21:55:02 <PadingtonBear> and catches the crim
21:55:07 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
21:55:23 <wots_ur_cupsize> stick your nose in her vagina
21:55:25 <PadingtonBear> an old curley haired bat
21:55:26 <PadingtonBear> looolll
21:55:27 <PadingtonBear> and die?
21:55:32 <PadingtonBear> from stench
21:55:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah
21:55:43 Mode: (by CUNTWHORE) -b *!*@f8eacbdf.dodo.com.au
21:55:45 <PadingtonBear> no thanks
21:55:47 * unique rubs her belly
21:55:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> give you nose hairs then
21:55:51 <unique> Soooo full
21:55:52 <PadingtonBear> lolllll
21:56:00 <wots_ur_cupsize> i need to get soem food
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21:56:06 <wots_ur_cupsize> i aint eaten all day
21:56:15 <Special-Kel> ShmapPoob, i love you
21:56:15 <unique> Think i ate to much, coulda gone halves with ya pete
21:56:17 <unique> Lol
21:56:21 <wots_ur_cupsize> haha
21:56:22 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah
21:56:23 <PadingtonBear> she is the bushy beauty
21:56:24 <wots_ur_cupsize> what did ya have /.
21:56:25 <wots_ur_cupsize> ?
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21:56:30 <PadingtonBear> ahhh
21:56:31 <wots_ur_cupsize> shes back
21:56:32 <PadingtonBear> welcome back
21:56:33 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana babes
21:56:34 <unique> Salad sandwich ;p
21:56:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> sup geek
21:56:38 <wots_ur_cupsize> yuk'
21:56:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> !!
21:56:41 <unique> Nice and simple. lol.
21:56:43 <unique> Yuck!?
21:56:47 <wots_ur_cupsize> yeah
21:56:50 <wots_ur_cupsize> salad is yuck babes
21:56:51 <Lwaxana> :)
21:56:53 * PadingtonBear raises his glass in honour of the all might and conquering Lwaxana
21:56:55 <unique> Was yummy but i should have had it all.
21:56:59 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana wanna cook me some food /?
21:57:04 * Lwaxana fops PadingtonBear
21:57:13 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana came, Lwaxana saw, Lwaxana conquered
21:57:18 <unique> Salad isn't yuck, it's nice and healthy!
21:57:26 <wots_ur_cupsize> fuk i can drive to the shop
21:57:26 <PadingtonBear> veni vedi vichi is what Lwaxana is all about
21:57:36 <wots_ur_cupsize> i havnt driven a car on the road for over 10 months
21:57:37 <Lwaxana> sure wots_ur_socksize ... it will have ratsack in it ..but u probably wont notice
21:57:51 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana prob better then your normal cookin babes
21:57:53 * PadingtonBear hands Lwaxana a pair of hedge trimmers
21:57:58 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
21:58:04 <PadingtonBear> time to take it all off my dear
21:58:07 <PadingtonBear> clean yourself
21:58:07 <wots_ur_cupsize> hand her a lawnmower
21:58:09 <PadingtonBear> get rid of it
21:58:10 <wots_ur_cupsize> its ok babes
21:58:12 <PadingtonBear> looolll
21:58:14 <wots_ur_cupsize> i am a hairy cunt too
21:58:25 <wots_ur_cupsize> i got some hair on my chest
21:58:26 <PadingtonBear> lolllllll~
21:58:33 <wots_ur_cupsize> do you wanna run your fingers through it Lwaxana?
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21:58:46 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana so tell us... What do we owe the pleasure of this visit?
21:58:57 <PadingtonBear> what has warranted your presence here to this channel
21:58:58 <PadingtonBear> ?
21:59:00 <wots_ur_cupsize> she wants to roll with us
21:59:09 <Lwaxana> PadingtonBear am I not welcome ?
21:59:10 <wots_ur_cupsize> r0ll w1d da ballas
21:59:16 <PadingtonBear> of course you are Lwaxana
21:59:19 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana you is da enermy
21:59:23 <PadingtonBear> but it seems it is such a special occasion
21:59:28 <wots_ur_cupsize> like a police officer walks into a pub
21:59:29 <PadingtonBear> we were not ready for you
21:59:32 <wots_ur_cupsize> you are not invited
21:59:39 <PadingtonBear> lol
21:59:47 <wots_ur_cupsize> i dont say
22:00:00 <wots_ur_cupsize> "hey police officer sir, sit down an have a beer with me bloke"
22:00:01 <PadingtonBear> we went separate ways that time
22:00:02 Quit: DA`HOTTEST`BI`LEBO ([email protected]) Quit:
22:00:06 <PadingtonBear> Lwaxana whats up ?
22:00:10 <wots_ur_cupsize> her ego
22:00:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> when we aknowledged her
22:00:20 <PadingtonBear> ahhhh
22:00:24 <unique> You still are ;p
22:00:34 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
22:00:40 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana <3 u sweetie
22:00:46 <PadingtonBear> S2 Lwaxana
22:00:50 <PadingtonBear> US2 baby
22:00:56 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana fwend 4 lyf
22:01:02 <PadingtonBear> a toast
22:01:03 <PadingtonBear> to Lwaxana
22:01:05 <Lwaxana> okies
22:01:06 <Lwaxana> I will go
22:01:10 * PadingtonBear raises glass
22:01:10 Part: Lwaxana ([email protected]) from #facebook
22:01:11 <PadingtonBear> to lwa
22:01:14 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
22:01:15 <PadingtonBear> awwwwee
22:01:16 <wots_ur_cupsize> :(
22:01:19 <wots_ur_cupsize> :~(
22:01:30 <wots_ur_cupsize> fuk its gettin late
22:01:34 <wots_ur_cupsize> i should get ready soon
22:01:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> smash down some piss
22:01:58 <wots_ur_cupsize> get some brothers to come out
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22:02:13 Join: Lwaxana ([email protected]) to #facebook
22:02:15 <Lwaxana> ummm
22:02:17 <Lwaxana> sorry
22:02:19 <wots_ur_cupsize> shes back
22:02:25 <PadingtonBear> loooollll
22:02:26 <PadingtonBear> welcome!
22:02:28 <wots_ur_cupsize> my fwend 4 lyf
22:02:30 <Lwaxana> this is offifial
22:02:31 <PadingtonBear> the almight
22:02:35 <wots_ur_cupsize> gline babes
22:02:36 <PadingtonBear> and powerfull!
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22:02:38 <Lwaxana> realist u still here ?
22:02:39 <PadingtonBear> :O
22:02:42 <PadingtonBear> lollllll
22:02:44 <wots_ur_cupsize> Lwaxana in a week babes
22:02:47 * PadingtonBear gets the pop corn
22:02:48 <wots_ur_cupsize> im retiring from irc
22:02:51 <realist> Lwaxana: yes.
22:02:57 <wots_ur_cupsize> will you come to my irc party?
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22:03:51 * PadingtonBear waits very for the outcome of the "official" business Lwaxana is here for...
22:04:14 <PadingtonBear> patiently sorry
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22:05:56 <PadingtonBear> lmaooooooooooooo @ LeMz
22:06:01 <PadingtonBear> your here?!
22:06:03 <PadingtonBear> looolllllll
22:06:06 <PadingtonBear> LeMz babe
22:06:10 <PadingtonBear> lulz
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22:07:42 <ShmapPoob> good
22:07:45 <ShmapPoob> that was annoying me
22:07:58 <tomas> ToMAS Mp� - Astrix [08:08m/56Kbps/22KHz
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22:08:40 * tomas slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
22:08:50 <PaddingtonBear> looolll correct me on all the spelling ShmapPoob you know i love it
22:08:57 <PaddingtonBear> and you have nothing else better to do
22:08:59 <PaddingtonBear> looollllll
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22:12:23 <ShmapPoob> yeh...
22:12:29 <ShmapPoob> except study :/
22:12:37 <wots_ur_cupsize> lol
22:12:56 <Impaler> balla
22:13:08 <PaddingtonBear> loooollll as if poob
22:13:18 <PaddingtonBear> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ ShmapPoob for trying but
22:13:20 <wots_ur_cupsize> ballas
22:13:24 <Impaler> PaddingtonBalla
22:13:28 <PaddingtonBear> yah
22:13:34 <PaddingtonBear> thats me
22:14:18 <PaddingtonBear> i like the way ShmapPoob pretends he does study... he uses as an excuse for being on irc all the time
22:14:21 <PaddingtonBear> lmaooooooooooooooooooooo @ ShmapPoob
22:14:25 <PaddingtonBear> looooolllll
22:14:28 <Impaler> bralla
22:14:29 * ShmapPoob shrugs
22:14:31 * Impaler slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
22:14:34 * Impaler slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
22:14:36 <Impaler> bralla
22:14:41 <PaddingtonBear> poob knows its true lol
22:14:42 <PaddingtonBear> lollll
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22:15:18 <Impaler> Lwaxana fkn squid
22:15:39 <PaddingtonBear> her business is done here
22:15:48 <PaddingtonBear> ShmapPoob has been exposed as the loser he is
22:15:53 <PaddingtonBear> she is able to rest now
22:15:59 <PaddingtonBear> loooooolllll
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22:16:03 Kick: PaddingtonBear was kicked by ChanOP ((ShmapPoob) cya dingo)
22:16:11 <Impaler> lol
22:16:20 <ShmapPoob> he didn't keep a very low profile...
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22:20:12 <Cars0n> who the fuck do you think you are banning people shmap, you would be the only op in this channel who gives a shit and abuses his power
22:20:32 <unique> Lmao.
22:20:50 * Impaler slaps unique around a bit with a large trout
22:20:57 <Cars0n> probably because you're the lamest cunt in the channel
22:21:05 <Impaler> is shmap anita?
22:21:18 <Cars0n> who cares
22:21:53 <Cars0n> shmap is excess vaginal cheese
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22:27:09 * Cars0n farts on shmaps dinner
22:35:33 <ShmapPoob> yes
22:35:35 <ShmapPoob> I am anita
22:36:06 <ShmapPoob> good to see you're angry Cars0n
22:36:07 <tomas> ToMAS Mp� - Kai Tracid - Life Is Too Short [07:27m/192Kbps/44KHz
22:36:10 <ShmapPoob> nobody gives a shit mate
22:36:17 <tomas> LoL
22:36:23 <ShmapPoob> lol
22:36:35 <Cars0n> whatever you piece of turd
22:37:01 <Cars0n> he really gave me the shits too, but everyone in here is a cunt, if you ban him you have to ban everyone like him
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22:37:08 <ShmapPoob> that's right
22:37:10 <Cars0n> and i dont think you wanna ban yourself
22:37:10 <ShmapPoob> everyone in here is
22:37:16 <ShmapPoob> that's why sonia brought in new rules
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22:37:37 <ShmapPoob> because the channel is full of revolting little abusive ferals
22:37:52 <Cars0n> get the fuck over it how much time do you even spend here
22:38:09 <ShmapPoob> beside the point
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22:39:56 <Cars0n> well most of the people in the channel would probably rather talk to him than you
22:39:59 <Cars0n> so meh
22:40:13 <Cars0n> why is it that almost everyone here hates you anyway
22:41:10 <ShmapPoob> I doubt that's the case, but the fact that you think it matters that random ircers hate me shows what a loser you are
22:41:21 <ShmapPoob> it's irc
22:41:25 <ShmapPoob> you don't know these people
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22:41:32 <ShmapPoob> best you get a life offline
22:41:33 <ShmapPoob> asap
22:41:45 <Cars0n> i have a life offline
22:41:56 <Cars0n> you'd think you would care, you come here right
22:41:56 <ShmapPoob> hence why you give a shit if strangers on irc like you
22:41:58 <Cars0n> and it is the case
22:42:09 <ShmapPoob> oh well
22:42:11 <Cars0n> why bother spending time somewhere people just berate and belittle you
22:42:21 <ShmapPoob> not many people here are worth any respect anyway
22:42:25 <ShmapPoob> lol
22:42:32 <ShmapPoob> actually it's usually me doing the belittling
22:42:40 <ShmapPoob> degenerate pov
22:42:43 <Cars0n> lol yeah not usre i've caught that
22:42:59 <ShmapPoob> oh well
22:43:02 <ShmapPoob> you're a random
22:43:06 <ShmapPoob> doesn't matter what you think
22:43:09 <Cars0n> ahuh
22:43:14 <Cars0n> it obviously does, or you wouldn't be talking to me
22:43:27 <ShmapPoob> no, that just implies that I'm bored
22:43:28 <Cars0n> especially responding to my comments
22:43:29 <ShmapPoob> not that I care
22:43:30 <Cars0n> ahuh
22:43:44 <Cars0n> you sure are bored a lot, you sure it isnt you that needs the irl life asap?
22:43:49 <ShmapPoob> At least I'm not fuuuuurious
22:43:49 <ShmapPoob> lol
22:43:52 <ShmapPoob> like yourself
22:44:01 <ShmapPoob> I'm not the one ranting because someone got kicked
22:44:07 <ShmapPoob> and trying to get to a total stranger
22:44:09 <Cars0n> i rant because you're a piece of shit
22:44:15 <ShmapPoob> lol
22:44:19 <ShmapPoob> glad I've pissed you off
22:44:26 <Cars0n> not really, i'm still here right
22:44:30 <Cars0n> ;)
22:44:33 <captain_picard> fark me
22:44:45 * tomas slaps captain_picard around a bit with a large trout
22:44:50 <ShmapPoob> whether you're here or not isn't really a factor in whether I've pissed you off or not
22:44:56 <ShmapPoob> you don't have to leave just because you're annoyed
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22:45:00 <captain_picard> tomas fuck ff
22:45:08 <Cars0n> captain_picard is angry
22:45:12 <ShmapPoob> nope
22:45:15 <captain_picard> nope.
22:45:16 <Cars0n> !
22:45:24 <Cars0n> tomas just wants to love you
22:45:25 <ShmapPoob> don't try to put the focus on someone else
22:45:26 <ShmapPoob> you're angry
22:45:27 <ShmapPoob> fuuuurious
22:45:34 <ShmapPoob> look at you trying to change the subject Cars0n
22:45:35 <ShmapPoob> hahahaha
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22:45:38 <Cars0n> hahaha
22:45:40 <tomas> i just need affection
22:45:43 <Cars0n> yeah totally
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22:45:46 <ShmapPoob> sorry effort there son
22:45:47 <captain_picard> tomas sucks cock
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22:45:49 <Cars0n> hahaha look at you trying so hard
22:45:56 <ShmapPoob> I don't need to try hard with you
22:45:59 <Cars0n> to make your point, oh man everyone here hates me!
22:46:00 <ShmapPoob> It's easy to make you look stupid
22:46:02 <ShmapPoob> and feel stupid
22:46:03 <dbm> how d'f i dont see channels in list?;\
22:46:06 <ShmapPoob> so that you try to change the subject
22:46:10 <ShmapPoob> oh fuuuurious one
22:46:11 <Cars0n> i dont look nor do i feel stupid
22:46:11 <ShmapPoob> :)
22:46:12 <captain_picard> shmappoob sucks dick
22:46:16 <Cars0n> agreed picard
22:46:16 <Cars0n> haha
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22:46:24 <ShmapPoob> fuuurious
22:46:27 <ShmapPoob> :)
22:46:28 <captain_picard> he sucks cars0n`s dick
22:46:29 <Cars0n> FUUURRIOUS
22:46:31 <ShmapPoob> lol captain_picard
22:46:47 <Cars0n> ya fat cunt
22:46:48 <Cars0n> haha
22:46:53 <dbm> lol
22:46:54 <captain_picard> but its so so small he needs more
22:47:00 <ShmapPoob> lol
22:47:06 <Cars0n> i don't know whether that was aimed at shmap or picard
22:47:07 <captain_picard> so he buys a donkey
22:47:10 <Cars0n> they are both fat cunts
22:47:13 <Cars0n> i guess both haha
22:47:17 <Special-Kel> Cars0n, stfu.
22:47:35 <captain_picard> id rather be fat than have a small penis cars0n
22:48:12 <Cars0n> it's unfortunate that you're stuck with both
22:48:23 <captain_picard> ummm no
22:48:32 <tomas> LoL
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22:48:50 <Cars0n> and the sad thing? the fatter you get the smaller it gets!
22:48:50 <captain_picard> my penis is large enough
22:48:54 <Cars0n> it's like hell!
22:49:13 <captain_picard> cars0n stop teilling us your life experience
22:49:28 <Cars0n> he eats doughnuts because his penis is small, which makes him fatter so his penis gets smaller
22:49:31 <Cars0n> a vicious cycle
22:49:53 * tomas slaps realist around a bit with a large trout
22:49:56 <tomas> ToMAS Mp� - Kai Tracid - Trance and Acid [SpecDrum] [07:09m/128Kbps/44KHz
22:50:20 <Cars0n> i'd comment on shmap having a small penis too, but thinking about it makes me a little ill
22:50:22 <Cars0n> so fat lol
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22:53:10 <Special-Kel> Cars0n, why don�t you do us all a favour and stop breathing? permanently.
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22:53:30 <ShmapPoob> This is like talking to 10 year olds...
22:53:36 <ShmapPoob> "oh your penis is small"...
22:53:39 <ShmapPoob> how cutting yer...
22:54:08 <ShmapPoob> Random insults aren't cutting... you need to be able to insult the person about something that's actually true to get to them
22:54:10 <ShmapPoob> That's what I do
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22:57:53 <ShmapPoob> <Cars0n> i don't know whether that was aimed at shmap or picard <--- haha dumbarse, it was aimed at you
23:00:40 <realist> tomas: trout abuse!
23:00:49 <tomas> Gnite everyone
23:00:52 <tomas> lol.
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23:06:36 <Fred-Bear> Sonia
23:06:52 <Fred-Bear> the holdens have just went out for night laps at bathurst
23:07:10 <Fred-Bear> they beat the lap record set previousley by the 427 monaro BEAST
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23:10:20 <Fred-Bear> HOLDEN ftw
23:10:42 <captain_picard> who cares
23:11:04 <Fred-Bear> ummmm, me, sonia
23:11:07 <Fred-Bear> even Sesh_away
23:11:11 <Fred-Bear> and romperstomper
23:11:14 <Fred-Bear> bron
23:11:21 <Fred-Bear> realist
23:11:26 <Fred-Bear> mrcrackers
23:11:31 <Fred-Bear> alot of ppl care ok
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23:12:03 <captain_picard> lol
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23:37:14 <captain_picard> simonna hello
23:37:41 <simonna> picard, hello
23:37:46 <captain_picard> what ya up too
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23:38:46 <simonna> nothing
23:38:47 <simonna> =/
23:38:53 <simonna> obviously
23:39:14 <captain_picard> why is it so obvious?
23:39:24 <BigManAsh> coz shes on here.. lol
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23:39:38 <captain_picard> she could be doing stuff
23:41:25 <vgcoupe> captain_picard LEMON!
23:41:48 <captain_picard> orange actually
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23:47:24 <LIANA> yeah hello!
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23:49:26 <captain_picard> :)
23:50:20 Nick: LeMz is now known as LeMz[sortahere]
23:53:08 <STINKFIST> :)
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23:53:43 <WayneIsFurious> fags
23:53:50 <WayneIsFurious> awesomemixy, is rootable
23:53:55 <captain_picard> really
23:53:59 <WayneIsFurious> yer id bang her
23:54:00 <awesomemixy> not really
23:54:15 <captain_picard> pics?
23:54:18 <captain_picard> lol
23:54:33 <Matty^^> loll
23:54:51 <awesomemixy> only if you want nightmares
23:54:58 <captain_picard> ok
23:55:02 <captain_picard> im brave
23:55:05 <Matty^^> same here
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23:55:44 <awesomemixy> lol matty
23:55:48 <awesomemixy> you fib!
23:55:50 <captain_picard> send away!
23:56:12 <WayneIsFurious> send.
23:56:21 <peer> whats being sent?
23:56:26 <awesomemixy> pics
23:56:30 <peer> of?
23:56:35 <awesomemixy> whoredom
23:56:37 <Matty^^> hey awesomemixy :)
23:57:02 <captain_picard> ty
23:57:07 <Matty^^> lol ta mixy
23:57:16 <awesomemixy> enn pee
23:57:22 <Matty^^> nice hair
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23:57:26 <awesomemixy> :D
23:57:31 <WayneIsFurious> nice boobs
23:57:36 <awesomemixy> >.>
23:57:53 Nick: awesomemixy is now known as boobtacularmixy
23:57:55 <boobtacularmixy> :D
23:57:57 <captain_picard> nice to tit fuck
23:58:10 * Matty^^ takes mixy on a date
23:58:13 <boobtacularmixy> ew, stfu
23:58:25 <captain_picard> dunno about the pink hair lol
23:58:26 <ozzmosis> hello
23:58:34 <boobtacularmixy> the pink hair is my trademark
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23:58:43 <Matty^^> =p
23:58:51 <captain_picard> pubes pink too?
23:58:54 <WayneIsFurious> she needs a massive pumping
23:59:04 <boobtacularmixy> lol
23:59:06 <boobtacularmixy> no
23:59:07 <Matty^^> lol. WayneIsFurious
23:59:08 <captain_picard> yes i think u are correct
23:59:11 Nick: boobtacularmixy is now known as mixy
23:59:37 <mixy> i think you are all wrong
23:59:39 <mixy> kthnxbai
23:59:42 <Matty^^> byes
23:59:42 <Matty^^> l(
23:59:43 <peer> mixy is so hot irl
23:59:44 <peer> ;)
23:59:45 <Matty^^> ;)
23:59:47 <mixy> IS NOT
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