// #australia — 2022-09-04
1996
1997
1998
1999
2000
2001
2002
2003
2004
2005
2006
2007
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
06:01:00 <beper> hello
06:44:00 <electrohead> Bye.
08:29:00 <electrohead> woooo
08:29:00 <electrohead> lol, hey mate
08:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey indeed ;)
08:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how ya feeling mate
08:33:00 <Bonny> he is feeling with his hands all over your body
08:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Re0w
08:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck hold on
08:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i need my gflasses
08:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok this is better lol
08:36:00 <Bonny> lol
08:37:00 <Bonny> happy father's day, snoops
08:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had 1 too many last night lol
08:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thanks Bonny :)
08:37:00 <Bonny> :)
08:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pity im 900+km away :(
08:37:00 <Bonny> YEAH
08:37:00 <Bonny> oops caps
08:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its ok i got my fathers day present early
08:38:00 <Bonny> nice.. what did you get?
08:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> a 1TB external HDD and a new drink bottle
08:39:00 <Bonny> nice
08:39:00 <Bonny> and I better you're taking advantage of the motel wifi eh?
08:39:00 <Bonny> lol
08:39:00 <Bonny> bet*
08:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive being kicking the hotels wifi all night downloading games onto it lol
08:39:00 <Bonny> thought so lol
08:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 25GIG left on the current game lol
08:40:00 <Bonny> lol
08:40:00 <Bonny> how long does that take?
08:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its saying 56 minutes
08:41:00 <Bonny> not too bad
08:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at its peak im getting 11MB/s
08:41:00 <Bonny> cool
08:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alot faster then home lol
08:41:00 <Bonny> lol
08:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but this should keep me going for tonight lol
08:42:00 <Bonny> since you have free wifi, might as well make the most of i
08:42:00 <Bonny> t
08:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep just gotta find more movies to watch lol
08:42:00 <Bonny> lol
08:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually i havent tried downloading one yet
08:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> might go try see if i can on this network
08:43:00 <Bonny> yeah
08:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yup i can :D
08:46:00 <Bonny> yay
08:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now for a few tv shows lol
08:46:00 <Bonny> lol
08:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i know
08:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is a walt disney collection ive wanted to download
08:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> let me see if i can find it lol
08:47:00 <Bonny> go for i
08:47:00 <Bonny> t
08:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck nope its in french :(
08:47:00 <Bonny> bugger
08:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nevermind ill find something lol
08:48:00 <Bonny> can't find it in english?
08:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> from what i can see i got 2 optiuons
08:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> french or german lol
08:48:00 <Bonny> gawd
08:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know what i can download
08:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> knight rider 2008
08:50:00 <Bonny> lo
08:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i love that show
08:50:00 <Bonny> lol
08:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i got Top Gun Maverick in 4K :D
08:52:00 <Bonny> yeah I have top gun maverick too but not in 4k
08:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah almost 6gig download lol
08:52:00 <Bonny> wow
08:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but fuck it looks great on my tv at home
08:53:00 <Bonny> lol
08:53:00 <Bonny> what about downloading orville?
08:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit good idea
08:54:00 <Bonny> lol
08:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> season 1 started
08:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now onto 2 lol
08:56:00 <Bonny> lol
08:56:00 <Bonny> ok.. I'm outties.. visiting dad for father's day
08:56:00 <Bonny> toolaroo
08:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> done
08:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> seeya
17:42:00 <gee_man> Bonny you make it sound like i have a choice
17:43:00 <gee_man> re: drugs
17:43:00 <gee_man> also, wtf happened to saturday
17:43:00 <gee_man> i slept all the way through
19:31:00 <Bonny> lol
19:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> damn no more money i take it
19:31:00 <Bonny> nup
19:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
19:31:00 <Bonny> are you at work now?
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
19:32:00 <Bonny> cool
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> until 0600 tomorrow morning
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and it was so good taking over from Kim
19:32:00 <Bonny> lol
19:32:00 <Bonny> why's that?
19:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually being informed about shit is wonderful
19:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> unlike lefty who would of taken off as soon as i got here
19:33:00 <Bonny> she's thorough eh?
19:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah
19:33:00 <Bonny> that's good
19:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we stood around for about 45 minutes doing the hand over
19:33:00 <Bonny> that's how it suppose to be
19:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and it looks like there is hardly any traffic now they are putting the helicopters inside the compound
19:33:00 <Bonny> great
19:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive had 4 cars since taking over
19:34:00 <Bonny> what time did you start?
19:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i reckon if it was the other way around it would be plenty more
19:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 1800
19:34:00 <Bonny> ok
19:34:00 <Bonny> so are you on your lonesome?
19:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep as usual
19:35:00 <Bonny> which job was it that you had that dick cooking?
19:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> weipa
19:35:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
19:35:00 <Bonny> lol
19:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im at DSG rocky now
19:35:00 <Bonny> ok
19:36:00 <Bonny> cool
19:37:00 <Bonny> did you d/l orville?
19:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did lol
19:37:00 <Bonny> LOL
19:37:00 <Bonny> even the latest season?
19:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep lol
19:38:00 <Bonny> lol
19:38:00 <Bonny> and knight rider?
19:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> couldnt find it :(
19:39:00 <Bonny> bugger
19:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got M*A*S*H tho
19:39:00 <Bonny> that was a good show
19:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and hogans heroes
19:39:00 <Bonny> my fave
19:39:00 <Bonny> I love hogan's heroes
19:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yeah so do i
19:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> did you know kenic (the black dude) changed halfway through the show
19:40:00 <Bonny> no I didn'
19:40:00 <Bonny> t
19:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i dont know the reason behind it but you can see it he has changed
19:40:00 <Bonny> ok
19:40:00 <Bonny> interesting
19:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill have to research it tonight lol
19:41:00 <Bonny> lol
19:41:00 <Bonny> yeah let me know
19:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck it
19:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now seems good
19:42:00 <Bonny> lol
19:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> After performing in the same role over several shows, Dixon felt stagnated as the show was not utilizing his other talents. Therefore, he decided to quit and seek more challenging opportunities elsewhere.
19:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go
19:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he left because he basicly chucked a hissy fit lol
19:48:00 <Bonny> yup lol
19:49:00 <Bonny> and he didn't do any better
20:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeh
20:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just had my nightly call from mavey
20:03:00 <Bonny> awww cute
20:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah apparently its a nightly thing now
20:08:00 <Bonny> lol
20:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> altho there is one thing im buying tomorrow
20:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> a mozzie coil
20:08:00 <Bonny> he misses you
20:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking cunts are everywhere
20:08:00 <Bonny> eeks
20:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
20:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the SAF are going to get me some coils
20:12:00 <BlackBishop> Mash ftw
20:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yes BlackBishop
20:32:00 <electrohead> lmao
20:32:00 <electrohead> hey mate
20:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey mate
20:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hear you had some good news
20:33:00 <electrohead> yar
20:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so how did it go
20:35:00 <electrohead> yeah I got the job, just waiting to start
20:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yeah bro congrats hey
20:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill have a drink for ya tomorrow morning
20:35:00 <electrohead> apparently they had to order equipment for me ?
20:35:00 <electrohead> which is cool either way, but I just have ants in my damn pants, to start
20:36:00 <electrohead> it's like come on already, I need to fill my fucking fridge and freezer
20:36:00 <electrohead> lol
20:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i understand that
20:36:00 <electrohead> and yeah, thanks :P
20:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro im so happy for ya hey
20:36:00 <electrohead> heeyyy
20:36:00 <electrohead> :p
20:36:00 <gee_man> don't rush them for your first pay check, managers hate that
20:37:00 <electrohead> lol
20:37:00 <gee_man> :p
20:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 3 down 9 to go
20:42:00 <electrohead> hrmm?
20:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hours that is
20:48:00 <electrohead> oh oh, ok lol
20:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i still have 6 shifts left this cycle
20:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well 7 including this one
20:52:00 <electrohead> damn
20:52:00 <electrohead> how many hours do you work a week?
20:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this week its uymmm hang on let me count it up
20:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 88 hours
21:01:00 <gee_man> don't you mean 86?
21:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 88
21:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 7 x 12 plus 4
21:02:00 <gee_man> ah ok
21:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they allow 4 hours travel time
21:03:00 <gee_man> oh, nice
21:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not bad for all accomadation and flights paid for
21:05:00 <gee_man> i'd say
21:06:00 <gee_man> i can now smell the mould from the leak in the ceiling
21:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its ok you got to die of something
21:06:00 <gee_man> so they say
21:06:00 <electrohead> Snoopys_Gunship: damn dude, you work too much
21:06:00 <gee_man> i should take up smoking
21:06:00 <electrohead> fuck that noise
21:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> eah i know
21:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but for 85K a year i dont complain lol
21:07:00 <electrohead> does the wife work?
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes a teacher
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> earns about 75K a year
21:08:00 <gee_man> woah i tought teachers were underpaid
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck no
21:08:00 <gee_man> thought*
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they think they are but fuck me they arent
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and shes only a second year teacher
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> as in being teaching for 2 years
21:09:00 <electrohead> damn
21:09:00 <electrohead> so y'all are banking then, heh
21:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you could say that
21:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro we are living ok
21:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know people out there are doing it tougher then us
21:09:00 <electrohead> yeah that's what's up
21:09:00 <electrohead> well of course, lol
21:09:00 <electrohead> lol
21:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which is why i dont bitch and complain like some of my co workers
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah bro you are doing good now
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you have a job now bro
21:10:00 <electrohead> I didn't start yet, though
21:11:00 <electrohead> I got the job, yeah lol
21:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro im so happy for ya hey
21:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its fucking awesome news man
21:12:00 <gee_man> yeah 'tis
21:13:00 <electrohead> yeah .. after how long of searching and applying, heh
21:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know but it came and you were paitent and didnt blow your lid
21:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh hows this for fucked
21:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so i checked into the hotel yesterday
21:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the fuckers had me checking out today
21:14:00 <gee_man> ah shit
21:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and im like nah i still got 7 nights left lol
21:15:00 <electrohead> you tell them to fix that shit?
21:15:00 <gee_man> did ya have to rebook at a diff hotel?
21:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah bro i did lol
21:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its all done through work
21:19:00 <gee_man> pro-tip: don't use the boiling kettle for coffee in the morning, or for anything at all; males (and some females) who stay at hotels often don't pack enough underwear due to one-night-stand type of situations, and put their underwear in the kettle and boil it to 'clean' their underwear
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im pretty sure this hotel isnt like that
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a 4 star hotel not a shitty 1 star
21:21:00 <gee_man> yeah i'd hope so
21:22:00 <gee_man> pro-tip: don't drink tea, coffee, or water, that isn't prepackaged on domestic planes that also double on international flights; the water tank takes too long to clean which costs money, so it's full of parasites
21:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pro-tip it gets drained and washed after each shut down
21:23:00 <gee_man> yeah not always
21:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how do i know because i have seen it being done
21:23:00 <gee_man> it's supposed to be done, but it doesn't always get done
21:23:00 <gee_man> depends on the flight company
21:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pro-tip being paranoid also kills people
21:25:00 <gee_man> i haven't killed anyone, unless you count a few paedophiles, but i don't count them as kills
21:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they are counted as kills
21:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> as long as you have done it with love (.50cal round)
21:26:00 <gee_man> nah, just didn't prevent their suicides when i could have
21:38:00 <gee_man> sunday nite......... faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
21:38:00 <gee_man> teenagers i have no problem with, it's when it's younger than teenagers that i consider them a write-off
21:43:00 <JJ> hi all
21:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey JJ
21:45:00 <Bonny> hey JJ.. :)
21:45:00 <JJ> hey snoops
21:45:00 <Bonny> I'm back
21:45:00 <Bonny> lol
21:45:00 <JJ> whats up
21:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wb Bonny
21:45:00 <JJ> hey Bonny :)
21:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not alot man just working
21:45:00 <Bonny> ta snoops
21:45:00 <JJ> kool
21:45:00 <JJ> how r ya Bonny ?
21:45:00 <Bonny> I'm great thanks
21:45:00 <Bonny> you>
21:45:00 <Bonny> ?
21:45:00 <JJ> good ty
21:45:00 <Bonny> good to hear
21:45:00 <JJ> =]
21:45:00 <JJ> how was your fathers day
21:45:00 <JJ> ?
21:46:00 <Bonny> it was ok
21:46:00 <Bonny> went and visit dad in the nursing home
21:46:00 <JJ> okay
21:46:00 <Bonny> he wouldn't know what day it was
21:46:00 <JJ> :<
21:46:00 <Bonny> he has severe dementia
21:46:00 <Bonny> after visiting dad mum and I went out for luch
21:46:00 <Bonny> lunch*
21:46:00 <Bonny> then came home and had a great nap
21:46:00 <JJ> oh ok
21:46:00 <JJ> nice
21:47:00 <electrohead> lol, hey Bonny :p
21:47:00 <electrohead> yo JJ
21:47:00 <JJ> hey electro
21:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wish i could have a good nap lol
21:47:00 <JJ> sup
21:47:00 <Bonny> lol
21:47:00 <Bonny> I love my naps
21:47:00 <gee_man> pro-tip: marijuana cures parkinsons (temporarily while high)
21:48:00 <electrohead> nothing much, dude. just drinking coffee and enjoying a lazy sunday
21:48:00 <Bonny> it's not a cure when it's only temporary6
21:48:00 <gee_man> true
21:48:00 <JJ> kool
21:48:00 <gee_man> it definitely takes away >95% of the symptoms, tho
21:48:00 <Bonny> olivia newton-john smoked dope
21:48:00 <Bonny> for her cancer
21:48:00 <JJ> eases the pain
21:49:00 <Bonny> he had medical cannibus
21:49:00 <Bonny> she*
21:49:00 <gee_man> also helps stuttering - i've seen it first-hand take away stuttering
21:50:00 <gee_man> makes me wonder if elon's stuttering was fixed because of weed, or if it really was speech therapy
21:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> also helps with masturabtion
21:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean ummm
21:58:00 <gee_man> it does make orgasms feel better, but i don't recommend doing it too often while high, otherwise a mere whiff of it will make you horny
22:05:00 <electrohead> lmfao
22:06:00 <electrohead> I haven't touched the funny green stuff in many many years
22:07:00 <gee_man> january 2016 for me, but those around me still smoke it
22:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> october 13th 1998
22:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> stopped on my 18th birthday because i was trying for the army
22:10:00 <gee_man> probably the wisest decision you've ever made by the sounds of it
22:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it was yes
22:12:00 <gee_man> mine too, but too little, too late (a bit like the size of my cock)
22:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ummm ok
22:22:00 <gee_man> it was supposed to be funny but i fail at humour
22:22:00 <gee_man> i blame autism
22:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont blame that my son has that and he is funny as fuck
22:24:00 <gee_man> i didn't know that, but if you're brought up with your parents' sense of humour, no doubt autism won't get in the way of a good joke
22:27:00 <gee_man> i called a radio station 3 times once when i was young, told a 3-part joke in each call, they invited me to a club before it opened where all the vip's hang out, i decided that i didn't want to become a stand-up comedian, so when the vip's came over and asked me to tell a joke, i told a really dumb joke so they'd leave me alone
22:28:00 <gee_man> comedians live the most depressing lives
22:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> some comedians are fucking tools as well
22:30:00 <gee_man> for the same reason
22:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lano and woodley are the two biggest fuckwits that walked
22:31:00 <gee_man> i didn't figure out 'til recently, they're a gay couple, aren't they?
22:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont think they are
22:33:00 <gee_man> just a pair of fuckwits lol
22:46:00 <gee_man> gotta read 58 pages before the night is over
23:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well the SAF got me some mozzie coils..... just got no lighter lol >_<
23:31:00 <gee_man> improvise
23:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how
23:52:00 <gee_man> hm.. well, got a kitchen naer-by?
23:52:00 <gee_man> toaster?
23:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes but no stove
23:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no toaster
23:53:00 <gee_man> hm
23:53:00 <gee_man> microwave?
23:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes
23:54:00 <gee_man> you could put a paper towel in the microwave, wait 'til it catches fire, then use that - but you may wanna disable the smoke alarm first
23:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it wont catch fire
23:55:00 <gee_man> why not?
23:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we have a paper towel in the one down south and still doesnt catch fire
23:55:00 <gee_man> it will if it's the only thing in there
23:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah it wont
23:56:00 <gee_man> well my only other solution involves shorting electrical equipment
23:56:00 <gee_man> which will cause damage
23:56:00 <gee_man> does your car have a cigarette lighter?
23:57:00 <gee_man> i guess modern cars don't
23:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont have the hire car here
23:58:00 <gee_man> i'm pretty sure paper in the microwave will work
23:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill get one tomorrow dont worry
23:58:00 <gee_man> just don't put weed in the microwave to dry it out - it catches fire
23:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure sure
Search this day's buffer: