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10:00:08 <HellFury> away [r: gone out]
11:21:40 Topic Is: trump i am here to haunt your loser ass
11:21:40 Set By: (HellFury) on: Thu Apr 02 11:12:08 2020
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15:18:29 <Steve> thanks HellFury
15:18:45 <HellFury> np
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22:32:29 * HellFury runs up to Steve and dacks them and smacks their bum cheeks and yells nice red butt Steve!
22:33:23 <Bonny> who wants to make me a coffee?
22:33:38 <HellFury> no thanks
22:33:43 <HellFury> i don't drink cockfee
22:33:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got one here :D
22:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh speaking of which
22:34:55 <eddie> coffee what a good idea
22:35:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> do i have roast chicken and veggies or spag bog for dinner
22:35:57 <Bonny> spag bog
22:36:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> roger that :D
22:36:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> leave the roast chicken for early morning munchies
22:36:15 <HellFury> spag bong
22:39:29 <Lumeah> oh yum
22:40:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok back
22:46:26 * Steve farts
22:46:45 * Snoopys_Gunship lights a match
22:47:10 <Steve> ouchies!
22:47:11 * HellFury looks up Steve's shorts and dies of shock when she sees a very limp dick with thick bush trying to stand up. but fail, Even God cannot make that limp dick work.!...
22:47:24 <HellFury> sure that was for b1rd
22:47:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> what happened to those retards
22:48:04 <HellFury> prob copped a zline who nows
22:48:07 <HellFury> their dick heads
22:48:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> indeed
22:53:17 <HellFury> *crosses legs at pool fail 5 when they hit their balls on a log*
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22:59:29 <HellFury> i'll get him on fb
23:01:16 <Bonny> he is in love with you
23:01:24 <Bonny> he only says hello and goodbye to you
23:01:47 * Snoopys_Gunship zips his lips
23:02:19 <HellFury> i know
23:02:22 <HellFury> its pissing me off
23:02:30 <HellFury> messages when he goes out
23:02:34 <HellFury> messages when he comes back
23:02:39 <HellFury> messages even if im not here
23:03:10 <Bonny> he wants you bad
23:03:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> he wants to nail you ;)
23:03:22 <HellFury> doc put male on cortesone cream
23:03:23 <Bonny> his g/f won't put out for him
23:03:24 <HellFury> problem is
23:03:26 <HellFury> hes itching
23:03:42 <HellFury> he had no itching and no pain
23:03:43 <Bonny> what's the bet he doesn't have a g/f
23:03:47 <HellFury> but hes sitting there itching
23:03:54 <HellFury> i might see if i can ease it off
23:04:06 <HellFury> or else his nose and hair line will have scars
23:04:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> elephanttube.com ;)
23:04:40 <HellFury> Pat had a severe allergic reaction to Flucloxacillin
23:04:46 <HellFury> a week starting tomorrow
23:05:01 * Snoopys_Gunship scratches his head
23:05:03 <HellFury> trying to get him to stop itching those painless hives is a bit of a bitch
23:05:22 <HellFury> its a another form of penicilillin
23:06:06 <HellFury> hes covered like this head to top of thighs
23:06:10 <HellFury> https://i.imgur.com/hRlbWcG.jpg
23:15:04 <HellFury> i put more on his nose
23:15:11 <HellFury> :|
23:15:17 <HellFury> its still swollen and dark red
23:15:40 <HellFury> poor fella
23:17:45 <Lumeah> aww
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23:17:53 <Lumeah> must be so hard
23:18:12 <HellFury> he needs to stop itching and pulling the scabs Liz
23:18:14 <Lumeah> poor u. you've done well
23:18:50 <HellFury> but you know what men are like a sore to their body and they play and pull at that sore scab until it spreads or bleeds
23:18:56 <HellFury> well hes doing the same
23:19:21 <HellFury> sits and curiosity killed the Pat so he pulls, itches and then looks at the scab
23:19:36 <HellFury> not easy
23:19:55 <Lumeah> slap him..lol
23:20:12 <HellFury> yah its been full on and starting to catch up on sleep now he's able to breathe properly coz of those blisters in throat clearing
23:20:28 <Lumeah> awww so horrid
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23:21:04 <HellFury> i shoulda gotten him to dr Musi in the first place
23:21:22 <HellFury> she straight away said yeah telfast and steroid cream and stop taking amoxy
23:21:23 <Lumeah> I had a morphine reaction once Like that but I was in hospital so they gave to three times as much counter drug.. I was off with the pixies for three days was fun. lol
23:21:37 <HellFury> geebus
23:21:38 <Lumeah> lol
23:21:50 <HellFury> when i dislocated my jaw in 2017
23:21:52 <Lumeah> I was 20 i think
23:21:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> tremadol rocks too
23:22:09 <HellFury> they gave me 140 mgs of propofol
23:22:31 <HellFury> last thing i remember is looking up and saying oh look that fan is on
23:23:01 <HellFury> i came around 10 mins later and one of the doctors was still laughing
23:23:46 <Lumeah> lol
23:23:51 <Lumeah> classic
23:24:15 <Bonny> night all
23:24:19 <HellFury> but what made me laugh was one of them was pushing on my jaw
23:24:24 <Lumeah> Ni ni bon
23:24:26 <HellFury> i reached out to grab is balls
23:24:36 <Lumeah> lol
23:24:40 <HellFury> and he steps back fast i said do it again i will punch you in the balls
23:24:52 <HellFury> pat said yeah maybe not do that shes in pain
23:25:31 <Lumeah> lol
23:25:52 <HellFury> Lyrica 150 mgs
23:25:58 <HellFury> and i was sitting on the bed
23:26:03 <Lumeah> sorry was eating.. l would of loved to see that
23:26:10 <HellFury> i go BABE i wanna go to the beach but don't wanna drive there
23:26:16 <HellFury> house went quiet
23:26:22 <HellFury> then the two died laughing
23:26:29 <Lumeah> lol
23:26:35 <Lumeah> if funny huh
23:26:45 <HellFury> 3 yrs later they still give me shit
23:26:50 <HellFury> so yeah lol
23:27:16 <Lumeah> wish I remember what they gave me
23:27:23 <Lumeah> when I dus
23:27:31 <Lumeah> dislocated my knee
23:27:48 <HellFury> oh man morphine did nothing for me
23:27:59 <HellFury> which is why i went to punch the doc in the balls
23:28:20 <Lumeah> lol
23:28:46 <HellFury> house mate hid from me
23:28:50 <HellFury> while waiting for ambo
23:29:05 <HellFury> he cracked a well you can tell them you dislocated your jaw giving pat a blow job
23:29:17 <Lumeah> haha
23:29:32 <HellFury> so i waited til he come out at 7 am
23:29:37 <Lumeah> that's a complement on both parts. lol
23:29:48 <HellFury> and i said hi John guess what my jaw is fixed and your lucky i did not punch you
23:29:55 <HellFury> he ran back in his room
23:30:01 <HellFury> lol
23:30:15 <Lumeah> poor flat mates.
23:30:26 <HellFury> hes got CRPS
23:30:32 <Lumeah> pray I don't have to have one
23:30:39 <HellFury> so he would have been the second one in the ambo if i had hit him
23:30:53 <Lumeah> crps?
23:31:02 <HellFury> nerve damage pain
23:31:08 <Lumeah> ah
23:31:25 <HellFury> Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a chronic (lasting greater than six months) pain condition that most often affects one limb (arm, leg, hand, or foot) usually after an injury. CRPS is believed to be caused by damage to, or malfunction of, the peripheral and central nervous systems.M
23:31:48 <Lumeah> nods
23:32:12 <Lumeah> someone gave me cbd oil
23:32:26 <HellFury> living with someone who has that and aspergers was a challenge
23:32:35 <HellFury> or as i call it
23:32:37 <Lumeah> og gawd
23:32:39 <HellFury> arseburgers
23:32:44 <Lumeah> lol
23:33:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> god i got a good mother in law
23:33:55 <Lumeah> ?
23:34:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> just the way she talks and takes care of us
23:34:19 <Lumeah> my mate made bread.. it's still good two weeks later in fridge. lol
23:34:31 <Lumeah> nice snoops
23:34:38 <Lumeah> Lucky u
23:34:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that reminds me i got pizza i made the other day in the fridge
23:34:54 <Lumeah> yum yum
23:35:15 <Lumeah> I had pizza to make tonight.. I slept instead
23:35:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> hand made from scratch including the dough
23:35:31 <Lumeah> mmm love sleeps
23:35:39 <Lumeah> oooh good job
23:35:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was sleeping most of today too
23:36:46 <Lumeah> nice
23:36:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> now to watch TV or knight rider
23:36:54 <Lumeah> haha
23:37:03 <Lumeah> used to love that show
23:37:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> not the old one the newish one
23:37:09 <Lumeah> oh
23:37:13 <Lumeah> ...
23:37:14 <Lumeah> lol
23:37:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> they made a new one and instead of the trans-am it was a mustang that could transform itself into any ford even a F150
23:38:10 <HellFury> sigh
23:38:15 <Lumeah> a cartoon?
23:38:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah full on show
23:38:34 <Lumeah> ohh lol
23:38:43 <HellFury> bro avoiding telling me hes moving in the next week
23:38:51 <Lumeah> lol
23:38:57 <Lumeah> casually?
23:39:06 <Lumeah> just wonder in bro
23:39:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213404/
23:39:08 <Lumeah> lol
23:39:12 <HellFury> nah
23:39:15 <Lumeah> sure u can stay
23:39:15 <HellFury> he told Pat
23:39:18 <HellFury> yesterday
23:39:19 <Lumeah> ahh ok
23:39:20 <HellFury> then mum
23:39:22 <HellFury> then dad
23:39:24 <Lumeah> lol
23:39:25 <HellFury> and all 3 told me
23:39:28 <Lumeah> not u
23:39:31 <Lumeah> haha
23:39:42 <HellFury> now hes got a car he can go see the kids
23:39:44 <HellFury> and yeah
23:39:55 <Lumeah> "I'll go in live with me sis"
23:40:04 <Lumeah> ah
23:40:04 <HellFury> actually
23:40:12 <HellFury> i pulled him out of the place he was at
23:40:21 <HellFury> when we moved in the last week of march
23:40:23 <Lumeah> ahhh I see snoops.
23:40:27 <Lumeah> interesting
23:40:34 <HellFury> the asshole of a friend he was living with was costing him in food and money
23:40:57 <Lumeah> ahh... God that's hard
23:41:04 <HellFury> ursj
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23:41:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
23:41:29 <HellFury> so i said just live downstairs til lock down is done
23:41:31 <HellFury> haahahahahaa
23:41:31 <Lumeah> lol
23:41:35 * HellFury falls over
23:41:42 <Lumeah> hahaha
23:41:43 <HellFury> hes been coming in and sitting being a cunt
23:41:53 <HellFury> but now hes got himself a car
23:42:01 <HellFury> hes moving after the taxes comes in
23:42:03 <Lumeah> nioose
23:42:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> hoyl fuck that still works lol
23:42:27 <HellFury> i forgot you had that
23:42:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> so did i lol
23:42:52 <HellFury> lol
23:43:22 <HellFury> the big emu fucker will cry about it now
23:44:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22050001_1961217647451103_8919452518521934847_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_oc=AQmDBqB1K7CJ7a1A3KJ0v4AQ97YjE4pZyfPKOXU9qRelQAdbFD9zlkBi7GvLWS9Wwao&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=95d0005404a352ce3b085f41e0f2765c&oe=5EFEAEE0
23:44:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> NOW THAT IS WANKING MATERIAL :D
23:44:37 <HellFury> lol
23:46:35 <Lumeah> depends
23:46:50 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13912817_1768561066716763_5366771388298809622_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_oc=AQnHJWBh3cRA-1U2O5g49YAdtccbTQ7uUByJi59KkOKYctpqS-nS_G8135vuUvLjzJI&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=754fb2e0cb1cd75c2d0aa9491bb7e420&oe=5F0085DC nope this takes the cake
23:47:00 <Lumeah> they look plastic
23:47:01 <Lumeah> lol
23:47:18 <Lumeah> nah. lol
23:48:12 <Lumeah> hate the weals
23:49:43 <HellFury> pig just sniffed my undies
23:49:53 <HellFury> shoulda taken Pats off him and stuffed it up his nose
23:50:31 <Lumeah> pig?
23:50:37 <Lumeah> cat?
23:50:43 <HellFury> trump
23:50:51 <Lumeah> oh
23:50:58 <Lumeah> yeah ta pig!. lol
23:51:07 <HellFury> 11:47p * President_Trump sniffs HellFury undies
23:51:07 <HellFury> 11:48p (@HellFury) `kick president_trump stop
23:51:15 <HellFury> 11:49p (@HellFury) next ones a ban trump
23:51:16 <HellFury> 11:49p (@HellFury) fucken grow up and stop harassing me
23:51:31 <HellFury> honestly he does shit and harasses me
23:51:33 <Lumeah> tee heer
23:51:40 <Lumeah> I believe u
23:51:44 <HellFury> i only saw that coz i cleared out my ignore list earlier
23:51:51 <Lumeah> do you'll react
23:51:56 <HellFury> was waiting fo rhim to come back so i could readd him
23:51:59 <Lumeah> so
23:52:17 <Lumeah> ah boys never grow up.
23:52:20 <HellFury> yeah
23:52:52 <Lumeah> I fell onto the lounge and spilled my cinnomon suger
23:52:53 <HellFury> my sense of humor is a little off coz of the whole tired/fatigue thing coz of that reaction
23:52:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14563499_1789439727962230_4316742115678887140_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_oc=AQmpeC8jyNqp1TH-ULNwfTU2cjLILAmXKIvhKT2xglMdMd4KOgyRoYdTuEhsHQg0lE4&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=69b8c99d08ae4246810e9576b842a593&oe=5EFEFF6D
23:53:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh this one here was K.A.R.R
23:53:10 <HellFury> as in the allergic one
23:53:49 <HellFury> hes just taken a telfast and gone to bed
23:55:56 <HellFury> *looks at the smelly cat and shakes finger at her when she pushes off his boom box*
23:56:20 <Lumeah> lol
23:56:34 <HellFury> God Sara reeks
23:56:37 <HellFury> that collar smells feral
23:56:48 <HellFury> but
23:56:51 <HellFury> she needs it
23:56:59 <Lumeah> lol we only used to get the excel pet one
23:57:14 <HellFury> tried that
23:57:17 <Lumeah> flea powder
23:57:18 <HellFury> both lost their collars in 2 days
23:57:23 <HellFury> lucky we ordered 4 of them
23:57:24 <Lumeah> haha
23:57:27 <HellFury> their 5 dollars each
23:57:32 <Lumeah> yeah
23:57:32 <HellFury> so another 2 went on
23:57:36 <HellFury> and lasted 5 months
23:57:45 <Lumeah> nods
23:57:46 <HellFury> the shit heads
23:57:52 <Lumeah> tee hee
23:59:07 <Lumeah> if we cought ours trying to take them we'd spank em
23:59:18 <HellFury> i said to Sara lose that collar
23:59:24 <HellFury> i will kick your furry arse
23:59:30 <HellFury> i got evil eyed
23:59:34 <Lumeah> lol
23:59:59 <HellFury> comical cat has big paws