// #australia — 2018-08-22
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10:05:04 Mode: (by HellFury) +v reavow
10:05:19 <reavow> VOiCE!
10:10:54 <reavow> you won't regret it
10:11:00 <reavow> i pomise
10:12:05 <reavow> that being said, all the anti-american shit i say might keep happening again due to influence of those of whom are watching me
10:13:05 <reavow> spygame, lesson01: observing changes the outcome
10:14:38 <reavow> brb, coffee
10:19:55 * HellFury blinks
10:23:11 * reavow raises a single brow
10:23:27 <reavow> (that's a joke, i have a monobrow)
10:35:44 <reavow> evidently, i'm not funny
10:35:58 <reavow> i'll try to limit the quantum physics jokes, then?
10:38:12 <reavow> so, i was on this flight, right
10:38:25 <reavow> some insane 4+ hour flight
10:38:51 <reavow> i was sitting opposite to the main entrance/exit door
10:39:07 <reavow> about 2 hours into the flight, we hit turbelence
10:39:19 <reavow> i mean, like, real turbulence
10:39:33 <reavow> oxygen masks fell from the ceiling it was that bad
10:40:00 <reavow> flight attendants walked by (while the plane was still shaking) and put back the oxygen masks in the ceiling
10:40:10 <reavow> "nothin' to worry about" sorta thing
10:40:38 <reavow> then this fat dude comes walking down from the back with a backpack on
10:40:59 <reavow> it's his first flight, and he's a nervous flyer
10:41:22 <reavow> he approaches the exit door, starts trying to open the red lever
10:41:36 <reavow> i ask him, "what's in the bag?"
10:41:42 <reavow> "parachute"
10:42:15 <reavow> needless to say, if he actually opened the door, he wouldn't have survived if he jumped out
10:42:59 <reavow> so i say to him "if you open that door, you will kill the rest of us, and you will be the only survivor. could you live with that?"
10:43:23 <reavow> "what do you want me to do?" he asks me
10:43:52 <reavow> "walk back up the aisle, slowly"
10:44:05 <reavow> so he walks back up the aisle
10:44:44 <reavow> this time wasn't far off 9/11, so there were asio agents on a lot of flights
10:45:26 <reavow> asio agent tries to get out of the middle seat and tackle him as he walks past
10:45:42 <reavow> asio agent DIDN'T TAKE OFF HIS SEATBELT
10:45:47 <HellFury> you done yet
10:45:54 <reavow> asio agent struggles
10:45:59 <reavow> nearly
10:46:10 <HellFury> reckon you are a bot
10:46:27 <reavow> asio agent eventually tackles him
10:46:44 <reavow> how would i know if i'm a bot?
10:47:03 Mode: (by HellFury) -bbb *!*@54016b6a.optusnet.com.au *!*@185.212.* *!*@185.212.F697E5.2703D8
10:47:56 <reavow> there's more to that story, but HellFury ain't interested
10:49:34 <reavow> pro-tip: thinking about exercise for 5-30mins a day will eventually result in you actually exercising
10:49:38 <reavow> thoughts -> action
10:54:18 * HellFury sighs after reading general shit
10:55:10 <reavow> same reason why johnny depp lost a lot of weight
10:55:52 <reavow> shit happens
10:56:24 <reavow> cluelessly; a bit like pirates of the caribbean
10:58:33 <reavow> i did bring in a multi-dimensional incoming shield for this dimension's earth, so i guess there's that that i brought to the table
10:59:42 <reavow> brb, coffee
11:03:29 <reavow> it's not impervious, however, so don't be gettin' any ideas, y'hear?
11:04:01 <HellFury> i really don't give a fuck to be honest
11:04:10 <HellFury> i will devoice you if you keep talking shit
11:04:19 <reavow> duly noted
11:04:57 <reavow> i basically start talkin' shit if nobody else is talking, then when others respond, i come back to reality fairly quickly
11:06:27 <reavow> trait required for interdimensional travel: 36 hour shifts, 12 hours sleep; you'll either eventually go psychotic, or you won't
11:06:35 * reavow waits for the ban
11:06:44 Mode: (by HellFury) -v reavow
11:07:39 <HellFury> i said devoice
11:07:41 <HellFury> not ban
11:07:44 <HellFury> dumb shit
11:08:31 Mode: (by HellFury) +v reavow
11:08:37 <HellFury> take that as a hint and stop
11:08:51 <reavow> ok, no prob
11:09:21 <reavow> i have a habit of mixing things up, so when i said ban i meant devoice because to me it's essentially the same thing
11:10:03 <reavow> i will not, however, participate in exchanging insults
11:12:56 <reavow> reminds me of not participating in a dropbear joke on a relatively new arrival; i regret explaining it to her because now the aussies that were playing the joke hate me
11:12:57 Part: Bonny ([email protected]) from #Australia
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11:13:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Bonny
11:14:05 <reavow> i digress, if you want more people to chat and frequent this channel, i'll talk enough that people will start joining
11:18:31 <Bonny> or talk enuff to fish users in this channel to join your channel
11:18:56 <HellFury> i was gonna say
11:19:05 <HellFury> you beat me to it
11:19:09 <Bonny> :)
11:19:20 <HellFury> i walked away 10 mins
11:19:21 <Bonny> you gotta be 1 step ahead of me lol
11:19:28 <HellFury> and another 5 to do my pill box
11:19:32 <HellFury> and came back to this crap
11:19:33 <HellFury> lol
11:19:48 <Bonny> let him crap on.. talk is cheap.. :)
11:19:49 <HellFury> i am floundering after i ran into toilet door 5:30 am yesterday
11:19:58 <Bonny> ouch
11:20:00 <HellFury> doc says slight concussion
11:20:04 <Bonny> lol
11:20:07 <HellFury> and my nose isn't broken
11:20:11 <HellFury> i came very close
11:20:11 <Bonny> amazing
11:20:14 <HellFury> i hit it that hard
11:20:20 <HellFury> pat and mum thought a car hit the house
11:20:25 <HellFury> it sounded like that
11:20:27 <Bonny> lol
11:20:37 <HellFury> i'm paying for it
11:20:41 <Bonny> I bet
11:20:53 <HellFury> left side nose and face is swollen
11:21:08 <HellFury> i went to loo and forgot i closed the door and BANG
11:21:10 <HellFury> hello door
11:21:28 <Bonny> lol
11:21:31 <HellFury> i had no glasses on
11:21:39 <HellFury> thank god it was really hard
11:21:43 <Bonny> blind bat
11:21:45 <HellFury> i would have snapped them
11:21:58 <HellFury> yeah
11:22:06 <HellFury> new glasses so im breakign them in
11:22:14 <Bonny> cool
11:22:28 <HellFury> no more blood spots in eyes and they went from 2.25 down to 1.75
11:22:39 <HellFury> so i was like cool til i walked into the door
11:22:46 <HellFury> with them not on lol
11:22:47 <Bonny> lol
11:23:00 <Bonny> sily woman
11:23:03 <Bonny> silly*
11:23:11 <HellFury> mum goes oh well her boobs are ok
11:23:17 <HellFury> i got up and said yeh mum they are
11:23:22 <Bonny> your boobs prolly saved you
11:23:26 <HellFury> nup
11:23:38 <HellFury> i was half naked and bounced off the door and hit the ground
11:24:07 <Bonny> your boobs didn
11:24:13 <HellFury> not this time
11:24:14 <HellFury> :(
11:24:14 <Bonny> didn't touch the door?
11:24:19 <HellFury> nup
11:24:23 <HellFury> my face hit door
11:24:24 <HellFury> first
11:24:28 <Bonny> OK
11:24:29 <HellFury> then my body mashed in
11:24:30 <HellFury> lol
11:24:51 <Bonny> next time don't shut the door
11:25:00 <HellFury> i didn't today lol
11:25:01 <reavow> i don't have any intention of bringing others into my channel; i don't really have an ulterior motive when it comes to this channel
11:25:13 <Bonny> k
11:25:21 <HellFury> i'm poaching around for a wall lamp
11:25:31 <HellFury> or a stand alone tall one
11:25:35 <HellFury> put it in the corner where its dark
11:25:41 <reavow> get a battery powered one
11:25:45 <Bonny> turn on normal lighting to spot them
11:25:57 <reavow> officeworks should have one
11:26:02 <Bonny> cool
11:26:03 <reavow> or maybe coles or woolies
11:26:07 <HellFury> no lights in that area of house
11:26:13 <Bonny> ahh ok
11:26:18 <HellFury> mum was looking for a light switch and theres none
11:26:30 <Bonny> coles and woolies won't have them
11:26:30 <HellFury> so now its look for a upright lamp
11:26:39 <Bonny> k
11:26:44 <HellFury> i rely on either wall or bathroom light
11:27:01 <HellFury> not safe i was avoiding running into things for a month
11:27:05 <HellFury> yeh right
11:27:05 <Bonny> that's bad planning by the builders
11:27:25 <HellFury> pretty much
11:27:32 <Bonny> have you tried ebay for the lighting?
11:27:35 <HellFury> i turn on bedroom light or bathroom
11:27:42 <HellFury> yeh looking there and gumtree
11:27:55 <Bonny> ebay is good for shit like that
11:27:55 <reavow> usually if a bathroom is in the centre of the house, there'll be a skylight
11:28:05 <HellFury> i had a big blood blister in left nostril it popped
11:28:08 <Bonny> I don't do auctions there
11:28:10 <HellFury> small 3 bedroom house
11:28:12 <reavow> i guess that doesn't help when it's dark
11:28:13 <Bonny> I just buy
11:28:37 <Bonny> nup
11:28:40 <HellFury> yeh i try too as well
11:29:03 <HellFury> but in this case i might look over at cashies or gumtree and see what they have
11:29:09 <Bonny> it's 4:30am here and I'm doing washing
11:29:21 <HellFury> if not i'll fork over 50 and get one from Ikea
11:29:26 <HellFury> 11:30 am here
11:29:32 <HellFury> that bored eh
11:29:33 <HellFury> lol
11:29:33 <Bonny> I know
11:29:48 <HellFury> your still away for 3 weeks arent ya
11:29:50 <Bonny> nah not bored.. should be my bed time
11:30:00 <HellFury> you don't normally sleep til late
11:30:03 <Bonny> but I went out to a concert tonight and not long home
11:30:04 <reavow> i cbf doin' the math, you in asia, Bonny?
11:30:04 <HellFury> unless your working
11:30:15 <Bonny> greece
11:30:20 <reavow> oh, interesting
11:30:34 <HellFury> shes taking a break from Australia and our weather lol
11:30:41 <Bonny> so yeah.. just unwinding atm and doing the washing
11:30:47 <HellFury> washing helps
11:30:49 <reavow> all greece needs to do is convince the public to pay taxes (it won't happen) and they'll be right
11:30:55 <Bonny> love the pics I've been posting on fb?
11:31:01 <HellFury> hell yeah
11:31:08 <Bonny> lol
11:31:16 <reavow> there's like a culture in greece of refusing to pay taxes
11:31:34 <HellFury> i would love to visit out of Australia again
11:31:37 <reavow> beautiful place tho
11:31:42 <HellFury> Brisbane is getting boring
11:31:52 <Bonny> they're paying it now.. their taxes get taken out via the electricity bill
11:32:06 <reavow> oh, that's interesting
11:32:08 <Bonny> if they don't pay electricity gets disconnected
11:32:19 <HellFury> wow
11:32:20 <reavow> haha, that's quite smart, actually
11:32:36 <Bonny> yup
11:32:44 <reavow> god help them when they start installing solar panels
11:32:49 <Bonny> lol
11:32:54 <HellFury> lol
11:33:08 <Bonny> they have small solar panels just for water
11:33:19 <Bonny> to heat the water
11:33:33 <reavow> yeah i've got that
11:33:51 <reavow> 5 seconds wait to get hot water, it's awesome
11:33:59 <Bonny> they still need to pay the service fee tho
11:34:03 <Bonny> yup
11:34:45 <HellFury> gonna be doing school pick ups for bro fun
11:35:00 <reavow> well it'll be a while before battery tech/solar panel tech improves to the point of being paid for electricity being put back into the grid, taxes could be reduced from that
11:35:01 <HellFury> mum wants to go clean their house lol
11:35:03 <Bonny> are you getting paid for it?
11:35:05 <HellFury> yeh
11:35:18 <HellFury> but i don't mind doing it for free either
11:35:22 <Bonny> too true
11:35:33 <HellFury> hes gonna pay for fuel i just get to hang with twins after school
11:35:38 <Bonny> yeah they're your nephews
11:35:46 <Bonny> nice
11:36:01 <HellFury> thats how i see it
11:36:19 <Bonny> I don't let my nephews pay when they take me out eat
11:36:25 <Bonny> to eat*
11:36:33 <Bonny> and they're like 26 and 24
11:37:25 <reavow> it hasn't really hit me that i'm old
11:37:37 <Bonny> age is just a number
11:37:39 <reavow> i see the ages 26 and 24 and i think, oh yeah, i'm about that old
11:37:47 <Bonny> lol
11:37:48 <reavow> then i realise i'm 35
11:37:57 <Bonny> you're just a baby
11:38:15 <reavow> i have nfi where the last 10 years went
11:38:16 <Bonny> swap the numbers in your age around and you get my age4
11:38:18 <Bonny> age*
11:38:46 <reavow> oh wait, i remember now, drug addiction - i seem to have blocked that out
11:39:02 <reavow> clean 2 years now
11:39:06 <Bonny> no longer taking drugs I hope
11:39:13 <Bonny> great stuff
11:39:25 <Bonny> that's not easy to do
11:39:41 <Bonny> like I quit ciggies 5 years ago and I started smoking when I was 14
11:39:42 <reavow> quit smoking a couple of months ago, too
11:39:47 <Bonny> good
11:39:53 <Bonny> save heaps of cash
11:40:14 <Bonny> if you can quit the drugs, you can quit the ciggies
11:40:24 <reavow> yeah, i convinced myself that saving cash wasn't the reason i continue to smoke
11:40:34 <reavow> continued*
11:40:45 <reavow> but my hip pocket has definitely felt the benefits
11:40:53 <Bonny> yeah
11:41:03 <Bonny> ciggies are cheap here
11:41:10 <Bonny> and everyone smokes
11:41:28 <Bonny> I quit the ciggies while I was in greece
11:41:43 <Bonny> there was so much temptation
11:41:58 <reavow> best place to do it for the long run
11:42:04 <Bonny> yup
11:42:05 <reavow> is where you're most susceptible
11:42:10 <Bonny> yup
11:43:03 <reavow> i'm still working on the caffeine reduction
11:43:14 <reavow> i have about 5-8 cups of coffee a day
11:43:34 <Bonny> that's a fair bit
11:43:48 <reavow> i tried quitting cigarettes and coffee at the same time a few months back, lasted about 2 months, then took them both up
11:44:02 <reavow> this time around i'm not going to quit caffeine altogether
11:44:10 <Bonny> but it's better to stick with coffee than drugs which can kill you
11:44:18 <reavow> yeah, exactly
11:44:37 <Bonny> so yeah don't be too hard on yourself with the coffee
11:45:00 <reavow> well, when i quit caffeine, i found it easier to get up in the morning
11:45:06 <Bonny> ok
11:45:15 <Bonny> what about the ciggies?
11:45:31 <Bonny> you get more triggers to smoke than you do with coffee
11:45:58 <reavow> oh, i've got a nicotine patch on
11:46:04 <Bonny> k
11:46:23 <Bonny> I quit using nicabate mini tabs
11:46:26 <reavow> coffee is what used to get me up in the morning, not cigarettes
11:46:44 <reavow> yeah i've got those lozenge things as well as the patch
11:46:46 <Bonny> it's a small mini tablet that you stick under your tongue
11:46:56 <Bonny> cool
11:47:01 <reavow> i have like 2-3 a day
11:47:03 <Bonny> patches didn't work for me
11:47:22 <Bonny> cool
11:47:35 * Bonny cuts HellFury's heart out with a spoon
11:47:47 <reavow> works out to 50 cents each tab
11:48:06 <Bonny> which ones are you using?
11:48:07 <reavow> oh, no, you're stuck in a convo with the new crazy guy! :P
11:48:15 <Bonny> lol
11:48:23 <Bonny> it's my channel I can do as I like
11:48:49 <reavow> nicabate 4mg minis
11:48:58 <Bonny> that's what I used
11:49:06 <reavow> i'm going to eventually switch to the 1.5mg
11:49:13 <Bonny> cool
11:49:23 <reavow> then think about reducing the mg in the patches
11:49:25 <Bonny> I found the minis really helpful
11:49:36 <Bonny> there is no way I could have done it cold turkey
11:49:56 <reavow> i did cold turkey a few times, lasted only a few weeks each time
11:50:03 <Bonny> yeah it's too hard
11:50:21 <Bonny> I used to smoke 50 ciggies a day.. try stopping that cold turkey
11:50:31 <reavow> at my worst i was at 90/day
11:50:35 <Bonny> wow
11:50:37 <reavow> but rollies, so not as much tobacco
11:50:38 <Bonny> that's heaps
11:50:56 <Bonny> ahhh ok.. I was smoking tailor ciggies
11:52:03 * reavow pops a lozenge
11:52:36 <reavow> i should probably get ready for the day
11:52:51 <reavow> i've been sleeping in through my alarms
11:53:09 <reavow> cigarettes used to get me up
11:53:18 <reavow> now it's orange juice/coffee
11:53:32 <reavow> not quite the same
11:53:47 <Bonny> yeah ciggies used to get me up everyday
11:53:53 <Bonny> now it's scales lol
11:54:25 <reavow> i've really gotta find something that will get me up in the morning
11:54:33 <Bonny> yup
11:54:38 <reavow> i guess it'll be austnet
11:54:42 <Bonny> lol
11:54:47 <Bonny> more of the crazy guy
11:54:48 <Bonny> lol
11:54:56 <reavow> lol
11:55:14 <Bonny> we're all crazy and wierd
11:55:20 <Bonny> no one is the same
11:55:39 <reavow> yeah, if people admitted to every single little crazy thought they had, we'd all be on pills
11:55:55 <Bonny> yup
11:56:21 <Bonny> there are more mental ill ppl that haven't been diagnosed than those that are in psych wards
11:56:57 <reavow> schizophrenia for instance: i don't know a single person of whom didn't have an imaginary friend growing up, or otherwise lies about it
11:57:10 <Bonny> yup
11:57:43 <Bonny> I talk to myself a lot.. I can say I'm talking to my lil friend and I'd be committed lol
11:58:10 <reavow> everyone talks to themself, "where's my keys" "why doesn't that line of code work" etc.
11:58:18 * Bonny slaps HellFury's face so hard, HellFury has to walk backwards from now on to see where he/she is going.
11:58:31 <Bonny> yup
11:58:40 <reavow> ok i'll try to change the topic of conversation
11:58:46 <Bonny> why?
11:59:01 <reavow> because i'm going crazy thinking that you're going crazy talking about going crazy
11:59:07 <Bonny> rofl
11:59:22 <Bonny> what about weird?
11:59:23 * HellFury smacks Bonny with a large blow up Emu *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
11:59:27 <Bonny> I love weird ppl
11:59:32 <Bonny> lol
11:59:36 <Bonny> that's for pt
11:59:52 <reavow> i'm fairly weird
11:59:57 <Bonny> oh good
11:59:59 <reavow> always have been
12:00:04 <Bonny> welcome to my crazy world lol
12:00:36 <reavow> my crazy world is a real life donnie darko
12:00:45 <reavow> don't get me started about MH370
12:00:56 * HellFury counts the tally... Pixie 0 Chook next door 3
12:00:57 <Bonny> what's that?
12:01:12 <HellFury> i was outside hanging washing out
12:01:13 <Bonny> who's pixie?
12:01:23 <Bonny> cool
12:01:33 <reavow> plane that went through interdimensional rifts, occasionally comes back into this dimension and pings sonar responders
12:01:34 <Bonny> no daylight here yet
12:01:37 <HellFury> and pixie (cat) decides to go round 3 trying to get neighbors chooks
12:01:44 <HellFury> this one pecked her on the nose
12:01:49 <Bonny> lol
12:01:51 <HellFury> and she let go
12:01:54 <HellFury> cats honestly
12:02:06 <HellFury> i banged head on door in bedroom and sara stares at me
12:02:24 <HellFury> i cannot win with my felines
12:02:39 <reavow> that's where you're wrong
12:02:44 <Bonny> there used to be a kid's show many years ago about double dimensions
12:02:49 <reavow> they're not your felines, they own you
12:02:56 <HellFury> gonna head over to bro's house so mum can clean it
12:02:57 <HellFury> lol
12:03:07 <Bonny> cool
12:03:37 <Bonny> or parallel dimensions
12:03:52 <Bonny> brb washing machine finished
12:04:21 <reavow> futurama explains toxoplasmosis parasites better than i can
12:04:28 <reavow> but basically: cats
12:04:45 <reavow> it's the reason lolcats is so popular
12:05:54 <reavow> the procedure to remove toxoplasmosis is so excruciating that it's not worth removing
12:06:41 <reavow> i still love cats tho
12:06:57 <reavow> anyway, i'ma do the magic 3 s's
12:07:08 <reavow> bbl
12:10:44 <Bonny> ok take care
12:23:31 Join: Devil45 ([email protected]) to #Australia
12:23:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
12:35:54 <reavow> ey Devil45
12:36:10 <reavow> i don't think i've spoken to you since you were Devil42 or Devil43
12:36:59 * reavow is a former austnet regular
12:37:10 <reavow> somehow irc always drags me back
12:37:14 <Bonny> he isn't at his computer
12:37:29 <reavow> ah, i'm used to talkin' to myself, anyway :P
12:37:35 <Bonny> lol
12:38:00 <reavow> mm.. coffee
12:38:17 <Bonny> have you always been using reavow in the old austnet days?
12:38:27 <reavow> nah, drexen/unmews
12:38:45 <Bonny> that sounds more familiar to me
12:38:58 * Devil45 peeks in
12:39:02 <reavow> i considered going back to using drexen
12:39:03 <Bonny> hey Devil45
12:39:08 <Devil45> eh bonny
12:39:09 <Bonny> cool
12:39:30 <reavow> but there's a german guy with the same nick on different networks, so i don't use it
12:39:36 <Devil45> i was asked if i should change nick to Devil49 i said no
12:39:50 <reavow> apparently this other drexen guy has been up to some nasty shit, and i don't want that associated with me
12:40:13 <Bonny> yeah fair enuff, reavow
12:40:25 <Devil45> i wasnt Devil43
12:40:35 <reavow> i think you were Devil42 at one stage
12:40:40 <Devil45> because that was 2012 and nick registrations werent confirmed
12:40:46 <Devil45> because no asd helpers around at the time
12:41:04 <Devil45> and in 2013 i couldnt register for the same reason
12:41:19 <reavow> yeah i think i talked to you in #chatzone
12:41:24 <Devil45> only once.
12:41:36 <Devil45> then in 2014 they changed the nick reg thing
12:41:39 <Devil45> and made it easier
12:41:44 <reavow> ah ok
12:41:48 <Bonny> that's been changed again
12:41:51 <Devil45> ive had this nick since 2014
12:42:10 <Devil45> why do they keep changing the nick registration Bonny? it was hard enough to confirm it in 2013
12:42:12 <reavow> yeah they've automated password resets which is good
12:42:28 <Bonny> you need to set a real email address to receive a confirmation code b4 your nick can be fully registered
12:42:38 <Devil45> couldnt do that in 2013
12:42:47 <Devil45> and i had a valid email
12:42:56 <Bonny> yeah it is reavow.. less work for us lol
12:43:01 <Devil45> had to ask asd to confirm and no one would
12:43:16 <Bonny> prolly no one at that time?
12:43:19 <reavow> yeah, i remember doing that because my memory is selective
12:43:20 <Bonny> on*
12:43:32 <reavow> sometimes takes hours to get a response
12:43:38 <Devil45> im not usually here at night
12:43:45 <reavow> what i found was emailing austnet gets a faster response
12:44:02 <Bonny> yup
12:44:06 <Devil45> in my case in 2013 i got zero response but 2014 it worked
12:44:15 <Devil45> so im good with that
12:44:23 <Bonny> cool
12:44:46 <Bonny> the system has changed to stop the trolls using fake info to register
12:44:55 <Devil45> ah
12:45:01 <Devil45> yea spambots trolls
12:45:04 <Bonny> yup
12:45:07 <Devil45> mostly beaker and his crap
12:45:09 <Bonny> floodbots
12:45:28 <Devil45> i think hes banned in here
12:46:03 <Devil45> i been here on and off since 2011
12:46:26 <reavow> i don't want to give any bad ideas, but with ahk, i could write a script to create a gmail and register a nick, read the confirmation code from the email, then confirm
12:46:30 <Bonny> I've never been off
12:46:41 <reavow> if i were to protect against that
12:47:02 * Devil45 recently had a birthday but breaker tried to ruin it
12:47:04 <reavow> i would set up a captcha on the austnet website from a unique link in the email
12:47:11 <Devil45> nah no captchas
12:47:19 <Devil45> no one likes those image captchas
12:47:30 <reavow> what about recaptcha
12:47:35 <Devil45> no
12:47:39 <reavow> "i'm not a bot" checkbox
12:47:46 <Devil45> too hard and you risk being blocked from further access if you fail
12:47:50 <Devil45> hell no
12:47:52 <Devil45> im against those
12:47:57 <reavow> ah, ok
12:48:02 <Devil45> 1337x had that at one point and it banned users
12:48:13 <Devil45> because the captchas were too hard
12:48:21 <Devil45> click all the cars
12:48:29 <reavow> yeah
12:48:59 <reavow> i find that the captcha works for sites that i'm on, nowadays, unless i clear my cookies, i only have to check the tickbox once, no clicking images
12:49:21 <Devil45> in the end admin removed the captcha but made it hard for newbies to register without confirming via pm to them
12:49:44 <Devil45> image captchas will result in LESS user activity
12:50:07 <reavow> i don't think that's the majority of the cause of lack of users on austnet
12:50:08 <Devil45> because those will keep saying 'try again' or 'click all new images'
12:50:14 <reavow> irc in general is starting to die
12:50:38 <Devil45> maybe people are getting sick of simple text chat and want to be able to do smileys and post pics
12:50:41 <Bonny> they've been saying for years that irc is starting to die
12:50:57 <Bonny> over 10 years later irc is still here
12:51:08 <reavow> yeah it's all twittersphere and emojis nowadays
12:51:13 <reavow> i refuse to use emojis
12:51:18 <Devil45> some of the old austnet users left.
12:51:27 <Bonny> I don't use twitter or instagram
12:51:31 <Devil45> i could name 4 - one of whom bonny hates
12:52:18 <Bonny> some those old users do come back
12:52:23 <Devil45> that was back when chatzone was owned by someone else and people got banned
12:52:35 <Devil45> now its just a lurking room
12:53:11 <Bonny> except when babygirl comes back and teases all the boys
12:53:28 <Devil45> BG - im not happy with her at the moment
12:53:34 <Bonny> k
12:53:34 <Devil45> if its the same one who goes in cz
12:53:47 <Devil45> she ignored me
12:54:06 <Devil45> head injury or not - no excuse to be rude
12:54:21 <Devil45> and trump well... hes the biggest troll
12:54:23 <Bonny> she prolly wasnt ignoring you.. just each time she comes on she gets bombarded by trolls
12:54:35 <Devil45> thats what the wife reckons
12:54:45 <Devil45> she says BG was probably screwed up from the injury
12:54:50 <Devil45> so her mind wasnt on irc
12:54:53 <Bonny> so yah don't take it personally
12:55:12 <Devil45> it could be worse i could have copped a troll-fest
12:55:18 <Devil45> but didnt
12:55:19 <Bonny> hehe
12:55:20 <Bonny> true
12:55:31 <Devil45> i say that because youre in cz
12:55:37 <Devil45> and you would have seen if it was
12:55:56 <Bonny> prolly
12:56:05 <Devil45> wonder what happened to fez
12:56:30 <Bonny> it's a troll fest by the likes of pt and a couple of other who wait all day for bg to come on
12:56:45 <Bonny> he left cos I kept ignoring him
12:56:45 <Devil45> trump called me a bully
12:56:47 <Devil45> once
12:57:01 <Devil45> and he claims lwax is his best friend
12:57:08 <Bonny> who trump?
12:57:11 <Devil45> yea
12:57:14 <Bonny> that's a load of bull
12:57:20 <Devil45> ive often said 'trump believes all irc women love him'
12:57:24 <Bonny> but we already know he is full of shit
12:57:29 <Devil45> when none of them can stand him
12:57:37 <Bonny> I know
12:57:52 <Devil45> i have to tolerate him because i got chris on my back if i ban trump
12:58:01 <Bonny> why?
12:58:10 <Devil45> he doesnt reckon bans work
12:58:10 <Bonny> why would chris love him?
12:58:19 <Bonny> they work for me
12:58:21 <Devil45> chris doesnt love him but sees no point in banning him either
12:58:32 <reavow> i can't remember if it was fez or his brother, but i used my cred to get his ip unbanned from austnet, then he abused the privelege
12:58:35 <Bonny> well he is banned from melbourne
12:58:35 <Devil45> he was confused when i kicked lumeah that time
12:58:42 <Devil45> but we know why
12:58:52 <Devil45> because last year i left this room because of her
12:59:04 <Devil45> not before calling her a nutcase
12:59:42 <Bonny> you dont join #nerdhacks to see all the shit she used to cop from there
12:59:49 <Devil45> i would never go there
13:00:01 <Devil45> yet i been accused of it by trolls
13:00:10 <Devil45> then im told oko has a spy bot
13:00:24 <Devil45> which logs and sends to nerdhax
13:00:27 <Bonny> she's fine.. I've known her for a long time.. the only mistake she made was trusting and sleeping with b1rd
13:00:51 <Devil45> she overstepped the line telling me i had no right to speak in syd
13:00:54 <Devil45> she copped a ban
13:01:03 <Devil45> i decide when and where i speak not her
13:01:09 <Bonny> just like anyone she most likely was lonely
13:01:11 <Devil45> but
13:01:17 <Devil45> exo told me off for that
13:01:21 <Devil45> so i had to undo it
13:01:36 <Devil45> it was only a 2 hr ban but he got mad
13:01:40 <Bonny> he told you off so he could harrass and troll her
13:01:49 <Devil45> thats what i think
13:01:54 <Devil45> since he had his discord bot
13:02:08 <Devil45> but i never left irc while that was on
13:02:24 <Devil45> problem was - some assumed b1rd used it to bypass bans
13:02:37 <Bonny> users were using that bot to avoid being zlined
13:02:46 <Devil45> i was on there but was also here
13:03:12 <Devil45> it was complex
13:03:23 <Devil45> a fun project sadly it got abused
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13:03:38 <Devil45> not by me but yea '/
13:03:45 <reavow> what was the discord bot?
13:03:56 <Devil45> someone tries something new - adding a bot with optional radio etc. and it got abused
13:04:02 <Devil45> a relay bot exo had
13:04:11 <Devil45> to expand irc
13:04:11 <reavow> oh
13:04:14 <Bonny> yo snoops
13:04:18 <reavow> so like, voice and stuff?
13:04:21 <Devil45> but ircops didnt think much of it
13:04:25 <Devil45> voice chat yes
13:04:45 <reavow> ah yeah, that would've been awesome
13:04:45 <Black_Death> yo Bonny :)
13:04:51 <Bonny> :)
13:04:53 <Devil45> asd didnt think so
13:05:05 <Devil45> im told they were against it
13:05:06 <Black_Death> hows it going Bonny :)
13:05:11 <Devil45> but eh.
13:05:16 <reavow> ah, i can see why
13:05:22 <reavow> makes things difficult to ban users etc.
13:05:24 <Bonny> great thanks.. nice and hot here
13:05:36 <Devil45> bonny has a point - it would have allowed some to bypass zlines
13:05:40 <Black_Death> fucking a bit chilly here
13:05:53 <Bonny> beach everyday
13:05:59 <Black_Death> fuck i wish lol
13:05:59 <Bonny> gotta check out my tan
13:06:12 <Devil45> snoop has a new name?
13:06:21 <Black_Death> nah just hiding from the world
13:06:27 <Bonny> he changes his nick according to his moods
13:06:31 <Devil45> lurking in the shadows eh?
13:06:31 <Bonny> but snoops is default
13:06:45 <reavow> ey Black_Death
13:06:47 <Devil45> hes not hiding from trolls
13:06:53 <Devil45> no one trolls him
13:07:01 <Devil45> b1rd cops that
13:07:02 * reavow is unmews
13:07:15 <reavow> aka drexen
13:08:21 <reavow> aka the crazy guy who talks too much
13:08:28 <Black_Death> noooo they try to troll me but what they dont relise is that ive been around since the dawn or time and they compared to some i use to deal with are still novices
13:08:47 <Black_Death> aka....... fuck it im too tired lol
13:08:48 <reavow> lol
13:09:06 <reavow> still workin' night shifts?
13:09:15 <Bonny> greek please
13:09:22 <Bonny> b4 I go to bed
13:09:44 * reavow raises his single brow
13:09:45 <Black_Death> nights and days havent had a day off in 2 weeks now
13:10:01 <reavow> fark.
13:10:03 <Black_Death> you want me to speak greek ^_o
13:10:44 <reavow> when you work a 24 hour shift, don't sleep for 36 hours, then sleep for 12, you'll either eventually get used to it, or you'll go psychotic
13:11:28 * reavow did the latter
13:12:06 <reavow> the rewards of getting used to it were worth the attempt
13:14:04 <reavow> i ought'a get some fresh air in here, i think i'm suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning and is why my memory is progressively getting worse - that or i'm developing dementia
13:15:08 <reavow> pro-tip: don't use a laser printer without the window open
13:18:47 <Devil45> laser printers emit some heat
13:18:52 <Black_Death> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XaS93WMRQQ&index=2&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw
13:20:11 <Devil45> fuck its warm today
13:20:21 <Devil45> well not cold and not hot but inbetween
13:21:20 <reavow> what happened to blackdevil's youtube bot?
13:21:28 <reavow> oh, he's not in this chan
13:22:12 <Devil45> he doesnt come in here - probably by choice
13:22:14 <reavow> i would love to click on that link, but i don't have audio
13:22:24 <reavow> sometimes subtitles aren't enough
13:23:29 <reavow> if it were an ip collection kinda deal, you'd already have it
13:23:47 * reavow rambles on about something or other
13:25:36 * reavow tells it like it is, even if it isn't
13:29:04 <reavow> jeez, it's almost summer
13:29:12 <reavow> where did the time go
13:31:35 <Black_Death> summer my arse
13:32:14 <reavow> do you know much about network subnets, Black_Death?
13:32:20 <reavow> for a lan
13:32:31 <Black_Death> i do but ask me when im not tired
13:32:34 <Black_Death> i cant think straight
13:32:39 <reavow> ok no problemo
13:32:44 <reavow> brb, coffee
13:35:45 <reavow> damn, i've gotta cut back on the coffee
13:36:15 <reavow> i quit cigarettes for like 2 months now
13:36:39 <reavow> substituting smokes for coffee
13:37:33 <reavow> i'm basically eating 2 meals at 6pm and 9-10pm, nothing else
13:37:48 <reavow> maybe some orange juice throughout the day
13:38:20 <reavow> this whole `eat at 12:30pm and 7pm' thing isn't working for me
13:38:44 <reavow> coffee for breakfast
13:39:00 <reavow> i should probably start eating cereal or something
13:39:07 <reavow> but i'm just never hungry in the morning
13:40:18 <Black_Death> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTJcV3B6iEk&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw&index=14
13:40:22 * reavow will see about staying up until about 0100 every night
13:40:25 <Black_Death> coffee is good for you mmmkay
13:40:50 <reavow> totes is
13:41:12 <reavow> i tried quitting it, then i got offered chocolate, but that contains caffeine so i took up smoking and coffee at the same time a couple of days later
13:41:26 <reavow> now i'm not quitting coffee at all
13:41:33 <reavow> still off the smokes, tho
13:41:54 <reavow> clean from drugs coming up to 3 years
13:42:58 <Black_Death> clean from drugs 20 years this year and ciggies 18
13:43:12 <reavow> i've tried committing a youtube playlist to memory, i'll see if i can remember it if the following link works
13:43:50 <reavow> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLutaOyxg5DA6DmVkqO3TaJSaP0EajtaV
13:43:51 <Black_Death> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4Q-RSQCq0&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw&index=15 and the songs gets better :D
13:44:06 * Devil45 has been clean from drugs 18 years this year ;p officially
13:44:32 <reavow> my memory failed me
13:44:33 <reavow> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLutaOyxg5DA6DmVkqO3TpAJSaP0EajtaV
13:44:37 <reavow> that above link should work
13:44:40 <Devil45> thats why i lived longer than elvis did.
13:45:35 <reavow> elvis ate too much battered food, died of constipation - probably the drugs, too, tho
13:46:02 <Devil45> id say so
13:46:26 <reavow> too much pharmaceuticals, don't think any of it was illegal
13:46:29 <Black_Death> wait what was elvis's offical death caused because
13:46:43 <reavow> i dunno what it was officially
13:46:48 <reavow> but i do know that he died on the toilet
13:46:58 <Devil45> overdose of prescription drugs was part of it
13:47:13 <reavow> autopsy removed a few kilos of excrement from his bowels
13:50:39 <Devil45> cardiac arrest might also be a factor
13:51:13 <reavow> trying too hard to take a crap, heart beats faster, holds his breath, heart stops
13:51:23 <reavow> lack of oxygen
13:51:52 <Devil45> ^ thats also a possible
13:52:01 <Devil45> he strained and heart stopped.
13:52:05 <Devil45> a mix of things
13:52:09 <Devil45> so yea.
13:52:37 <reavow> he was well respected, so the official report to the media said that it was accidental legal drug overdose
13:53:19 <reavow> elvis ain't dead tho, he just went home ;)
13:53:24 <Devil45> ha
13:53:36 <Devil45> even if he is officially deceased his legend lives on
13:54:01 <Devil45> same with aretha franklin
13:54:11 <Black_Death> alright bbl going to pick my son up
13:54:18 <reavow> drive safe dude
13:54:24 <Black_Death> always
13:54:38 <Devil45> be well snoop
13:56:11 <reavow> aretha franklin is a legend, along with shirley bassey - both still very much alive in my eyes
13:56:52 <reavow> not to denounce it or anything, i mean aretha franklin is awesome
13:56:57 <reavow> may she rip
13:58:45 <reavow> ok well i gotta go see a guy about some bitcoin, be back in about an hour, then i'll be off for the arvo until about 6-7pm
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22:15:15 * reavow props up a sign: I AM BORED
22:15:32 <reavow> not to be confused with "i'm bored"
22:16:06 * HellFury rolls eyes
22:16:12 <reavow> lol
22:16:58 <reavow> trying to make sense of me is effortless, if you're in tune with the right frequencies
22:17:17 <reavow> sometimes i know exactly what to say
22:17:27 <reavow> other times, people want me to stfu
22:17:40 <HellFury> i have a headache
22:17:42 <HellFury> so shut the fuck up
22:17:54 <HellFury> and take that as your warning
22:18:05 <reavow> i'm not allowed to talk?
22:18:31 <reavow> kinda defeats the purpose of irc if you ask me
22:18:58 <HellFury> go talk to Kelevra
22:19:00 <HellFury> or others
22:19:08 <HellFury> why are you being a twit in here for
22:19:41 <reavow> i'm honestly not trying to be a twit; there's gotta be another reason you've grown this hatred toward me
22:22:29 <HellFury> no its mindless chatter i cannot be fucked reading
22:23:00 <HellFury> and constantly clearing the window coz all i see is stupid screen roll
22:25:13 <reavow> ok, well, the idea i have is to type mindless chatter so that someone will chime in when they read something i write and decide to start a conversation
22:25:57 <reavow> i'll leave it be, tho, i can sense you're fuming/irritated
22:26:36 <HellFury> no i have a migraine starting coz my face hurts and is starting swell again
22:26:59 <HellFury> which means i cbf sitting and reading you go on about shit that does not interest me
22:27:14 <HellFury> while waiting for pain relief to kick in
22:27:52 <reavow> ok, i don't claim to understand a migraine, so i'll leave it be
22:30:47 <HellFury> a recurrent throbbing headache that typically affects one side of the head and is often accompanied by nausea and disturbed vision.
22:30:47 <HellFury> "I'm getting a migraine"
22:31:08 <HellFury> in other words its sitting over left eye and makiing me feel sick but laying down will cause me to hurl so i have sit up
22:31:25 <reavow> ah, damn
22:31:36 <reavow> i take it meditation doesn't work?
22:31:55 <HellFury> no
22:31:59 <HellFury> i need strong codeine
22:32:08 <HellFury> and i ran out of Panadeine forte
22:32:20 <HellFury> it doesn't matter if i meditate or not
22:32:26 <HellFury> it won't get rid of the stupid migraine
22:32:51 <reavow> hm. if you were a computer i'd say you're stuck in a feedback loop, dunno how i'd fix that either
22:33:01 <reavow> ok sorry that was a terrible joke
22:33:07 <HellFury> as my other half would say
22:33:13 <HellFury> thats fuckin awful
22:33:55 <reavow> i can be pretty damned annoying, but sometimes i have charm
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