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01:06:26 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> `w Oklahoma City, OK
01:06:28 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <@dropbear> CannaFeine/undernet: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States :: Windy and Overcast 50.6F/10.4C (Humidity: 73%) - Feels like: 36.2F/2.3C - Wind: 22.9mph / 36.8km/h NNE - Wind gust: 29.7mph / 47.7km/h - UV: 0 (Low) - Later: Drizzle in the morning and mostly cloudy and windy until night. - High 56.6F/13.7C. Low 42.6F/5.9C.
01:15:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey mugs
01:16:07 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> hi snoopy
01:16:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> how are you this nice and fine night
01:16:53 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> exhausted... you?
01:18:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah same lol
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12:55:34 <pepsiguy> Oi!
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15:17:40 <UNC> [irc4fun] <@drac0rex> https://youtu.be/b-2lb8KF8s0?si=sL-_wBITyehXvMmg
15:17:41 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <sinon-bot> [url] Australia’s Fuel Crisis in 6 Stages - Where Are We Now? - YouTube | youtu.be
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21:26:03 <Zade> hello dracorex
21:37:50 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> hello all
21:39:26 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> `w
21:39:29 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <@dropbear> Storm: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia :: Partly Cloudy 65.4F/18.5C (Humidity: 62%) - Feels like: 58.2F/14.6C - Wind: 13.8mph / 22.2km/h SW - Wind gust: 17.3mph / 27.8km/h - UV: 0 (Low) - Later: Breezy until night. - High 72.0F/22.2C. Low 58.6F/14.8C.
21:39:31 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> `fc
21:39:32 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <@dropbear> Storm: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia :: Saturday: Breezy until night (58.6F/14.8C to 72.0F/22.2C) Sunday: Mostly clear until night (60.8F/16.0C to 75.2F/24.0C) Monday: Drizzle in the afternoon (62.2F/16.8C to 74.7F/23.7C)
21:39:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me derad
21:40:51 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> ey snoopy
21:46:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Storm, how are you
21:46:38 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> good buddy just another day at the work place
21:46:49 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> however thanks to trump and his stupid war, things r not looking great
21:47:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know what you mean, my work relise on having diesel been available and at a good price
21:47:36 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> not sure if there will be any work next friday/saturday as it hasn't been confirmed yet, but heres hoping it goes ahead cause it be public holidays and can use the extra $$$
21:47:54 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> but cause of the flights we do, everythings been cancelled and its a shoot fest
21:48:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah taht must suck arse
21:49:04 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> if work does go ahead, i put a request in to work monday as well as its public holiday
21:49:16 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> and boss said its fine unless they dont confirm next week
21:49:25 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> so ill find out during the week before turning up
21:49:26 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> :|
21:49:51 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> and if they dont confirm next week well its cause stuff is getting really messed up
21:50:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> i am ment to be working next weekend as well but fuck that im going camping lol
21:50:14 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> hahaha
21:50:31 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> get out the jerry cans snoopy :P
21:50:50 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> What happens if you cant get your diesel for work ?
21:50:52 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> at a good price
21:50:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha i wish
21:50:54 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> :|
21:51:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> well if diesel drys up at the certain servos we have to goto our work vehicle can not move lol
21:52:07 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> i forsee a big supply on marketplace/gumtree/ebay sales of used empty jerry cans once this mess finishes it :P
21:52:36 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> everyone will be looking to offload the crap they hoarded :P
21:52:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep just like the dunny paper lol
21:53:06 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> oh heres something snoopy, on kiss radio, they giving free fuel was listening to it at work yesterday and today lol
21:53:23 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> crazy how this is a thing now
21:53:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i heard that as well
21:53:50 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> ring up on live radio for fuel paid by them lol
21:53:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> someone else is giving a $100 fuel voucher and im like.... sure that willl give me a quarter a tank lol
21:54:13 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> theres even pubs doing raffles now for jerry cans
21:54:23 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> buy ticket and enter the raffle
21:54:23 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> lmao
21:54:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i heard lol
21:55:05 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> theres one pub doing it a different way, buy a drink and get a ticket in the raffle, theres a good idea to keep ya loaded and off ya face while trying to win a 20L jerry can filled with fuel :P
21:55:20 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> every drink you buy the more tickets you get
21:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you get shit faced and wake up the next morning with a jerry cvan next to you in bed lol
21:56:43 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> lmao
21:57:22 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> gives new meaning to picking up women at the bar don't it :P
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21:59:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeah
21:59:49 <pepsiguy> Evening
21:59:52 Mode: (by pepsiguy) +v Zade
21:59:54 <geostorm> evening pepsi
21:59:55 <geostorm> :)
22:00:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo pepsiguy
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22:15:40 <pepsiguy> Gunna have an early night.. Gnight ppl
22:37:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck coffee call brb
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22:41:00 <geostorm> enjoy coffee
22:41:02 <geostorm> strong 1
22:42:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh god yes
22:42:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had fuck all sleep today and its going to be my shining light
22:44:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> is 2 spoons of coffee too much :D
22:44:33 <geostorm> find a quiet spot at work and take a nap, anyone askes ur resting ur eyes :P
22:45:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah no one will ask but i need to go on patrol in an hour
22:45:14 Nick: ^pHANTOM^1 is now known as ^pHANTOM^
22:45:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> only reason no one will ask is im the only one here lol
22:46:23 <geostorm> haha good outcome ^
22:46:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> i might take a nap after my next patrol :)
22:46:50 <Snoopys_Gunship> depends on how this coffee hits me lol
22:48:47 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjGNJd31Xmc
22:48:48 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <sinon-bot> [url] Adults cheer on brawling school children in shock video | 9 News Australia - YouTube | www.youtube.com
22:48:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i did a good deed tonight
22:49:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> i came across a thowny mouthed owl that was hurt and i got him help :D
22:49:45 <geostorm> aww
22:49:49 <geostorm> good on ya snoopy :)
22:49:52 <geostorm> good karma ur way
22:51:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep i hope so
22:51:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did go past him and i was like, nope thats no branch lol
22:51:23 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <~Storm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf1hSEomOdY
22:51:23 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <sinon-bot> [url] Two arrested over wild all-in brawl in Whyalla pub pokies room | 7NEWS - YouTube | www.youtube.com
22:52:25 <geostorm> lot of wankers out there having brawls
22:52:29 <geostorm> world has gone bonkers
22:52:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah which is why i wont work in pubs and clubs anymore
22:52:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had my fair share
22:52:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got my tyres slashed at one pub
22:53:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> it ended badly for him tho lol
22:53:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> i took his winnings and he got a smack around the head with a maglite :)
22:54:16 <geostorm> lol
22:54:21 <geostorm> bad ass snoopy :)
22:54:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> teach that cunt to slash my tyres
22:54:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and his pokie winnings totalled about 3K lol
22:55:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told him if he didnt give me it for the new tyres i needed i was going to break his other kneecap lol
22:56:22 <geostorm> was it random or just being a prick?
22:56:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> just been a prick
22:57:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean just because i kicked him out for been too drunk lol
22:57:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> as soon as i kneecapped this guy tho his tough friends became pussies and ran
22:58:52 <geostorm> yep stuff working in that place as a security guard
22:58:56 <geostorm> or bouncer as they call it
22:59:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> they now call them "crowd controller" bullshit cunts you are still bouncers
23:00:16 <geostorm> lol crowd controller wtf kind of lame ass term is that
23:00:17 <geostorm> :|
23:00:31 <geostorm> is that to be more PG rated :/
23:01:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember another pub i worked in during new years eve i was at the door and over the radio the managher said that this blonde chick was getting harressed by some aboringies so it was our job to kick them out, so me and my partner went and had a talk to all 5 of them, well we were walking to the door nicely when one hit me across the chest
23:01:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> i went flying to the ground and then it was stacks on
23:01:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> i screamed for my partner who freaked and ran
23:01:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> next thing i knew i was been belted by these 5 abos
23:02:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> about 2 minutes later i heard my supervisor tell one of the guys who he had picked up by the throat to get the fuck out and threw him towards the door
23:02:28 <geostorm> so much for backup on the job
23:02:43 <geostorm> that guy was fired hopefully?
23:02:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> the other 4 looked at my supervisor WHO was a well built maori and ran like a bitch
23:03:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah he didnt
23:03:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> but i will tell you another story
23:03:31 <geostorm> but he left ya alone, and ran, wtf
23:03:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> but this one happened about 9pm
23:03:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got asked if i wanted to go home due to my injuries
23:03:48 <geostorm> thats some messed up shit man
23:03:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told him nah ill fight on
23:04:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did midnight and my ribs were huritng like a cunt so i went home at 1204am lol
23:04:25 <geostorm> no hospital visit?
23:04:27 <geostorm> or dr next day
23:04:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah went to the drs 2 days later and found to have cracked ribs
23:04:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> now the other story happened at the slashed tyres pub
23:05:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> it was a Aus vs NZ league game
23:05:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> packed to the tits
23:05:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> and this white kiwi was screaming and yelling at the tv
23:05:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> so the manager asked if i would go over and speak to him with myself also been kiwi
23:05:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> so i went over and had a word to him and told him to quiten down or he would ghet kicked out
23:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so he did and it lasted about 5 minutes
23:06:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> this time i got told he had to gho
23:06:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> so i walked over to him and asked him politely to leave to which he asked if he could finish his drink
23:06:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> i said yeah and i would stand next to him to control his yelling
23:06:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> he only had maybe 2 mouthfuls left
23:07:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> THEN my partner at the time who was about 18 years old and new to guarding came over ripped his beer from his hands and tipped it out and told him to get out
23:07:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> i said to him to fuck off as i had it under control
23:08:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> then ding ding round 1 started and my guard and this kiwi who was well over 7ft started a brawl
23:08:29 <geostorm> woww
23:08:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> i tried to grab the kiwi and he fell onto me so i told the guard once again to fuck off or i would send him home
23:08:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> well he left and i escorted this kiwi out the side door
23:09:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> WELL the guard went out the front door and met us at the side door and ding ding round 2 started
23:09:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> this time tho there was cameras watching so i threw the kiwi onto the seat and mounted him and told the guard to once again fuck off
23:10:00 <geostorm> young guard trying to prove his self worth
23:10:08 <geostorm> not a good look being that young
23:10:12 <geostorm> immature maybe?
23:10:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> he did after trying to land a few more punches that actually hit myself not the kiwi
23:10:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe
23:10:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> but anyway i told the kiwi to get in his car and leave as the cops were on their way
23:10:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> and because i knew he didnt start it he would probably get into trouble for it anyway
23:11:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> so long story short i called my boss and told him the whole story to which he wanted me to fire him right then and there BUT i said nope you can do it, so i handed to phone over to him and i actually heard his words clearly over the phone
23:12:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> my boss said "pack your fucking things and never come back again, your fired"
23:12:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> he started tearing up and gave me my phone back and walked off crying
23:12:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got asked if i needed another guard there and i said nope after what everyone saw they had respect for me lol
23:13:15 <geostorm> didnt the guy have training?
23:13:17 <geostorm> or anything
23:13:36 <geostorm> good for ya boss handling the firing
23:13:38 <geostorm> and so he should
23:14:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> he had training yeah BUT been young they think they know it all
23:14:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i could go on all night about stories i have of young blokes fucking things up
23:14:55 <geostorm> haha
23:14:56 <geostorm> go for it
23:15:00 <geostorm> its entertaining :D
23:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well i had this other young dude who i had to take from base to the sunny coast and gold coast for his escort work
23:16:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> and well on the second day on our way to the sunny coast we were driving and i had my calm music going and here this big fat cunt was dancing in the car, now we only had a toyota cororlla hatch
23:17:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking car was going all over the road
23:17:14 <geostorm> lmao
23:17:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> so i told him next time he started to dance i was going to pull over and he could get the fuck out
23:17:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> WELL it lasted about 5 minutes
23:18:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> he started doing it again and on the bruce highway i pulled over told him to get out and after many back and forwards of pleds he did
23:18:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> i went about 1km up the road pulled over and waited for the call from my boss
23:19:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> it came and i told her the fully story and well she laughed and said he only told a fraction of it
23:19:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> she asked kindly if i would go pick him up
23:19:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> i told her yeah ok but if he dances again i would keep going
23:19:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> she laughed again and said ok deal
23:19:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> so i went back picked him up and for the next 2 weeks not a word was said lol
23:20:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> apparently tho the atm tech he was with told me he kept doing it in his car
23:20:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> adter that gig i never saw him again ol
23:31:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo mugs hey :D
23:31:50 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> hi snoopy :)
23:31:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats cracking
23:32:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think i killed geostorm
23:32:35 <^pHANTOM^> :o
23:32:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> died of laughter lol
23:33:25 <geostorm> wb phantom
23:33:30 <geostorm> heya mugs
23:33:31 <geostorm> :)
23:33:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck he is alive lol
23:33:52 <geostorm> yeah went to get a hot chocolate
23:33:52 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> hi geostorm.. glad to see you're still alive.. lol
23:33:57 <geostorm> it feels like winter fkn hit
23:34:02 <geostorm> haha thanks mugs :P
23:34:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh right i know when im not loved
23:34:18 <geostorm> aww poor snoopy
23:34:21 <geostorm> ur loved here :P
23:34:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know :D
23:34:38 <geostorm> snoopy has the best stories so far mugs
23:34:45 <geostorm> u will love them
23:34:48 <geostorm> good old story time :D
23:34:50 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> oh?
23:34:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> the fuck im telling them again
23:34:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> too much typing lol
23:34:59 <geostorm> lmao
23:35:23 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> copy and paste dude
23:35:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> long story short tho
23:35:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> first one i kneecapped the guy and took his pokie winnings for slashing my tyres
23:36:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> second one i ended up with a rib problem due to some abos jumping me
23:36:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> that happened on NYE
23:36:35 <geostorm> he was security guard/bouncer for pubs @ mugs
23:36:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> third one i got a dude fired for starting a brawl
23:36:37 <geostorm> so she understands
23:36:38 <geostorm> :)
23:36:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yeah lol
23:36:53 <geostorm> lol so she dont think wtf u go around bashing cunts :P
23:36:56 <geostorm> lmao
23:37:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> and fourth one i had a guy dancing in a small hatchback and almost left him on the side of the road lol
23:37:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh but i do geostorm ;)
23:37:27 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> I'm sure he had a reason.. lol
23:37:32 <geostorm> haha part of ur job :P
23:37:34 <geostorm> oh mugs
23:37:40 <geostorm> the one where he got rib problem
23:37:46 <geostorm> his so called backup security guard
23:37:48 <geostorm> ran away
23:37:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on ill copy and paste that one
23:38:01 <UNC> [undernet] * +CannaFeine shakes her head
23:38:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:01:07] <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember another pub i worked in during new years eve i was at the door and over the radio the managher said that this blonde chick was getting harressed by some aboringies so it was our job to kick them out, so me and my partner went and had a talk to all 5 of them, well we were walking to the door nicely when one hit me across the chest
23:38:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:01:19] <Snoopys_Gunship> i went flying to the ground and then it was stacks on
23:38:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:01:27] <Snoopys_Gunship> i screamed for my partner who freaked and ran
23:38:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:01:44] <Snoopys_Gunship> next thing i knew i was been belted by these 5 abos
23:38:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:02:28] <Snoopys_Gunship> about 2 minutes later i heard my supervisor tell one of the guys who he had picked up by the throat to get the fuck out and threw him towards the door
23:38:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:02:59] <Snoopys_Gunship> the other 4 looked at my supervisor WHO was a well built maori and ran like a bitch
23:38:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:03:32] <Snoopys_Gunship> but this one happened about 9pm
23:38:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:03:46] <Snoopys_Gunship> i got asked if i wanted to go home due to my injuries
23:39:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:03:52] <Snoopys_Gunship> i told him nah ill fight on
23:39:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> [22:04:11] <Snoopys_Gunship> i did midnight and my ribs were huritng like a cunt so i went home at 1204am lol
23:40:08 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> ouch
23:40:20 <geostorm> oh wanna hear the best part mugs?
23:40:27 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> sure
23:40:28 <geostorm> he wasn't fired the guy who ran away
23:40:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah he got to keep his job
23:40:52 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> ooookay... why wasn't he fired for running away?
23:41:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> apparently he ran to get my supervisor WHEN he could of gotten him over the radio and stayed to help fight
23:42:00 <geostorm> thats a good cover story in order to keep his job meh
23:42:14 <geostorm> wonder how long he been planning to use that as an excuse to avoid fights?
23:42:17 * geostorm shurgs
23:42:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> after that gig tho i stopped working for that company and never did pubs again
23:42:52 <geostorm> any sort of security job is dangerous now days perhaps even worse now
23:42:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> my wife was becoming too concerned about my safety
23:42:59 <geostorm> cause u can get charged for it :|
23:43:07 <geostorm> awww
23:43:10 <geostorm> thats called love snoopy
23:43:14 <geostorm> see u are loved lol
23:43:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> then i started working for another company that did patrols and well i ended up in 3 seperate car accidents lol
23:43:34 <geostorm> get ya wifey on here so she can talk with mugs :)
23:43:48 <geostorm> they can bitch about their husbands when the males are not around lol
23:43:55 <geostorm> just like kayla does to helly jks :P
23:44:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> she use to come on here but hasnt for like over 10 years
23:44:15 <geostorm> thats a longg time :o
23:44:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup sure is
23:44:28 <geostorm> but thats sweet she was worried about ya
23:44:38 <geostorm> specially nearly getting ya ribs cracked opened
23:44:39 <geostorm> :|
23:45:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> cracked open like a bitch on heat
23:45:18 <geostorm> now ya security job is much better :)
23:45:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> way much better
23:45:27 <geostorm> my fav would be when ur boss fired the 18yr old
23:45:31 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> MrD doesn't do irc either.. he did about 25 yrs ago.. but decided it bored him silly
23:45:45 <geostorm> that's cause he didnt met us yet mugs :P
23:46:09 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> I think some of you were still teenagers back then.. lol
23:46:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh the company i worked for before this one i got into a serious accident where i ended up going to the hospital and actually had to goto court over it as well, she told me no more patrol jobs lol
23:46:19 <geostorm> haha sounds about right :P
23:46:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> so well now i dodge kangaroos lol
23:46:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was 20 then lol
23:46:55 <geostorm> lol geez snoopy ur had some wild job rides during ya years :)
23:47:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> been doing security for over 25 years now
23:47:26 <geostorm> dont try security job on a cruise ship, that's worse
23:47:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah nah fuck that
23:47:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> the last cruise i went on i saw what they had to put up with
23:47:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> no thanks
23:48:11 <geostorm> poor kangaroos :)
23:48:11 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> I was 32 when I first got on irc back in 99
23:48:28 <geostorm> i would have been like 15-16 during 99 mugs
23:48:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was 16 when i first got on in 97
23:48:40 <geostorm> i was 14 in 97 when i jumped on irc
23:48:51 <geostorm> long time ago wow
23:48:55 <geostorm> we're old :D
23:49:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember when i turned 18 i was dating this 36 year old who used me for sex :(
23:49:13 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> I was 31 in 97
23:49:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> met her here lol
23:49:31 <geostorm> whats the problem with that snoopy ? ;)
23:49:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> nothing i loved it :D
23:49:51 <geostorm> haha then its :) not :(
23:49:52 <geostorm> xD
23:50:12 <geostorm> good to see ur still around here mugs after all those years
23:50:19 <geostorm> many drop off the planet or just stop using it all together
23:50:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its :( because i stoped dating her to got engaged to this slut who took off to canada with my $2500 engagement ring
23:50:26 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> it's my adiction
23:50:43 <geostorm> ohh u were engaged prior to meeting ya wife now?
23:50:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
23:50:47 <geostorm> $2500 and canada
23:50:50 <geostorm> geezz
23:51:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah she gave it to her lesbain gf she had over there
23:51:11 <geostorm> mugs, thats a healthy adiction :)
23:51:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking slut she was
23:51:29 <geostorm> ohh u didnt know she was ?
23:51:31 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> well yeah.. my sister says I'm addicted to information
23:52:02 <geostorm> infomation is wisdom just disgised as adiction mugs :D
23:52:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah i knew she was a bi chick but didnt know she had a gf back there
23:52:28 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> that's fine.. I'm okay with being addicted to wisdom.. lol
23:53:04 <geostorm> always wondered how the fk that even works snoopy, the whole bi thing, sounds like a key engine, turn on/off at will who ya like and why
23:53:14 <geostorm> just strange
23:53:15 <geostorm> oh
23:53:23 <geostorm> on the news
23:53:33 <geostorm> they gonna ban transgender people now for olympics
23:53:40 <geostorm> cause its unfair to everyone else
23:53:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> its just like how the fuck does a les hate men YET still use a dildo or vib
23:53:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking got me
23:53:56 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <@^pHANTOM^> lol
23:53:58 <geostorm> yeah that part dont make sense to me either lol
23:54:11 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <@^pHANTOM^> vaild point.
23:54:25 <geostorm> weren't the dildo and vib created by men ?
23:54:26 <geostorm> lol
23:54:33 <geostorm> unless a woman thought of the project and got it done
23:54:52 <UNC> [UnifiedChat] <@^pHANTOM^> lol
23:55:20 <geostorm> what are your thoughts on that subject mugs :P
23:55:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks me BUT yeah i dont know geostorm
23:55:29 <geostorm> keen to hear from a womans brain on that subject :P
23:55:39 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> oooh no.. I'm not going to comment
23:55:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
23:55:46 <geostorm> lol
23:55:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> come on mugs please
23:55:53 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> too many worms
23:55:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fine them
23:56:01 * Snoopys_Gunship dons his girl suit
23:56:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> now this is how it is men
23:56:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> :D
23:56:56 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> if I were to give my opinion..you all would stop talking to me
23:57:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> bullshit
23:57:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> i have heard way worstr
23:58:03 <geostorm> haha mugs we're all cool here
23:58:05 <geostorm> :)
23:58:08 <geostorm> we're not shallow
23:58:09 <geostorm> xD
23:58:29 <geostorm> yeah take it from snoopy, his been kicked bashed in the ribs he can take the hit :P
23:58:32 <UNC> [undernet] <+CannaFeine> okkkkkkkkay.. as a bi-pan (still haven't figured out which one I am really) who's ex is trans.. annnnnnnnnd I'll let you all think about it from there.
23:59:48 <geostorm> interesting
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