// #30+ — 2016-03-19
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12:12:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: afk]
14:51:00 <Sara-Serina> back [r: afk] [2h38m34s]
19:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Howdy
20:22:00 <^bozoJim> hugs Sara-Serina
20:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of cat ladies
20:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haiiii Sara 😂
20:23:00 <Sara-Serina> hey
20:23:00 <Sara-Serina> just got home
20:23:00 <Sara-Serina> hugs jim
20:24:00 <Sara-Serina> because my boyfriend loves his classic cars he bought himself a damn jaguar
20:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hey... I just met you... and this is craaaazy... but here's my number... call me maybe!
20:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
20:24:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
20:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> 02 isn't classic
20:24:00 <Sara-Serina> jaguar s class
20:25:00 <Sara-Serina> no suspension, no battery, faded paint
20:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fancy
20:25:00 <Sara-Serina> and interior was shot to hell
20:25:00 <Sara-Serina> so we have to fix inside and then whatever the problem is in the engine
20:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmm
20:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuuuuuuck
20:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Installed osx on desktop
20:28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Now it won't boot
20:35:00 <Sara-Serina> fkin sex crazed idiot
20:36:00 <Sara-Serina> poor dad
20:36:00 <Sara-Serina> has erics car in the back part of yard... shed has shauns rav 4
20:36:00 <Sara-Serina> plus erics new car and his own
20:36:00 <Sara-Serina> and pat wants to go leave the jag there
20:38:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
20:38:00 <Sara-Serina> im really not in a good mood
20:38:00 <Sara-Serina> sorry
20:39:00 <Sara-Serina> nates sex jokes can be shoved up his arse tonight
20:39:00 <Sara-Serina> been roaming around hung over and feeling crap all day
20:39:00 <Sara-Serina> i just cut a loud kfc fart and pat goes pig
20:43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ewww
20:43:00 <Sara-Serina> should i tell pete to go eat a cow dick and stop telling me scores of a footy game i have no interest in?
20:46:00 <Sara-Serina> wierd
20:46:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
20:46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
20:46:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Sara-Serina
20:46:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:47:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
20:47:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:47:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
20:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
20:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
20:47:00 <Sara-Serina> thats pete
20:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> How true is that
20:47:00 <Sara-Serina> hahaa
20:48:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
20:48:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
20:48:00 <^bozoJim> yes they do I occasionally have to ahve them cut off
20:48:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:48:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
20:48:00 <^bozoJim> i will wear a brown paper bag over my head
20:48:00 <Sara-Serina> hahaha
20:48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> lololol
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> hahahaahha
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> thats mean
20:49:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
20:49:00 <Blitzkrieg> That could apply to some people
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
20:49:00 <^bozoJim> yes I am good at math
20:49:00 <Sara-Serina> like cum bucket
20:50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
20:50:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
20:50:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:51:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:51:00 <^bozoJim> yes I am Sara-Serina
20:51:00 <Sara-Serina> AHAHHA
20:51:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
20:51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
20:52:00 <Sara-Serina> !blonde
20:52:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
20:52:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
20:52:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
20:53:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
20:53:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
20:53:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
20:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cb
20:54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Looool
20:54:00 <Sara-Serina> lololol
20:54:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:54:00 <Sara-Serina> lolol
20:54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
20:54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Appropriate
20:54:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
20:55:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:55:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
20:57:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
20:59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck I hate technology
21:03:00 <Sara-Serina> mm
21:16:00 <Blitzkrieg> !ping
21:17:00 <^bozoJim> !insult Blitzkrieg
21:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult ^bozojim
21:22:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
21:22:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
21:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
21:22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Harsh
21:23:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult ^bozojim
21:23:00 <^bozoJim> thank you
21:23:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
21:23:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult ^bozojim
21:23:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
21:23:00 <Sara-Serina> hahhahaha
21:23:00 <^bozoJim> yes I do Blitzkrieg
21:23:00 <Sara-Serina> lmao
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
21:24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Harsh
21:24:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
21:24:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
21:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol gay
21:25:00 <Blitzkrieg> !insult Sara-serina
21:25:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
21:25:00 <Sara-Serina> hahahaa
21:26:00 <Sara-Serina> !insult Blitzkrieg
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oooooo it boots in safe mode
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> PROGRESS
21:26:00 <Sara-Serina> pc?
21:26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
21:27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Running OSX
21:28:00 <Sara-Serina> nice
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
21:29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Once it finishes repairing perms I'll disable cpu 2 as it's not installed
21:30:00 <Blitzkrieg> And should be sweet
21:33:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh\
21:47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Worked a treat
21:48:00 <Sara-Serina> sorry got some wank stain msging saying it wasnt him who sent that rude message earlier....
21:48:00 <Sara-Serina> i mean honestly why do people bother lying
21:51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Riiiight
21:53:00 <Sara-Serina> if i vanish im playing the harry poofter game
21:59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oki
22:49:00 <Sara-Serina> my grandma is a tough old bird she wont accept any help
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> she got married at 16 had 7 kids all before 40
22:50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wow very nice
22:50:00 <Sara-Serina> and used to walk from one end of the highlands to the other doing missionary work
22:51:00 <Sara-Serina> so she is still independant but i said to my cousin you need to help her
22:51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yer
22:51:00 <Sara-Serina> she will keep falling down coz of the cataracts
22:51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Exactly
22:51:00 <Sara-Serina> which is bad too coz mums now got them
22:51:00 <Sara-Serina> so dads gonna schedule surgery for the removal when she gets back in may
22:52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yer
22:52:00 <Blitzkrieg> She'll feel ontop of the world when it's done and healed
22:52:00 <Sara-Serina> well yeh
22:53:00 <Sara-Serina> she was saying the edges of stuff look like jagged teeth
22:53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Creepy
22:53:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh
22:54:00 <Sara-Serina> gums pushing out tooth chips
22:54:00 <Sara-Serina> so its killing me
22:55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ugh
22:55:00 <Blitzkrieg> My gum is a bit sensitive tonight too
22:55:00 <Sara-Serina> yeh not happy
22:58:00 <Sara-Serina> *sings and dances to nkotb dirty dancing to the bedroom to annoy the cat*
22:58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
22:58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just fart. It'll be game set match
22:58:00 <Sara-Serina> nah
22:58:00 <Sara-Serina> she just blinks at me and then yawns and goes back to sleep
22:58:00 <Sara-Serina> saras not phazed
22:58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Boring!
22:59:00 <Sara-Serina> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sMg9D0CpOY
22:59:00 <Blitzkrieg> "Video unavailable"
23:00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Stupid Youtube app
23:00:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
23:00:00 <Sara-Serina> i wanna turn on a nkotbsb concert vid on but its 10 pm and im pooped
23:01:00 <Sara-Serina> mebbe get pat to tie me up and yell im gonna dive bomb me
23:01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kinky
23:01:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
23:03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kinky play is fun
23:03:00 <Sara-Serina> mebbe with pizza and beer
23:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmmm pizza n beer
23:04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Could go that
23:05:00 <Blitzkrieg> But too cold to go out
23:05:00 <Sara-Serina> i should save all my farts for the trip up to SC
23:05:00 <Sara-Serina> ill gas pat in mums car
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ddoo eett
23:06:00 <Sara-Serina> lol i did that in the merc today
23:06:00 <Sara-Serina> he had to stop and get out it was that toxic
23:06:00 <Sara-Serina> lucky it was BP at nudgee
23:06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha very good
23:07:00 <Sara-Serina> id give your sister a run for her money
23:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> The almighty stink out
23:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> You vs her
23:07:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
23:07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Her bf is worse
23:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Especially after a night on the piss
23:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> My god....
23:08:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
23:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can literally TASTE them
23:09:00 <Sara-Serina> hahahaa
23:10:00 <Sara-Serina> i know what my triggers are so ill hit em, eggs chicken, sunflower seeds
23:10:00 <Sara-Serina> and the room goes green
23:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ewww
23:11:00 <Sara-Serina> i think i just shut down Tom Ty lol
23:12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha well done
23:12:00 <Sara-Serina> watch him delete it now
23:13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Deffi
23:14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Deffo*
23:37:00 <anotherirc3r> unimaginative people need to get a new quit message
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